M13's Sexy Video for the Ladies!

[kneckebro]

sexy video starts with talk about vomiting and diarrhea, haha

[vortex247]

if you did fart for 20 minutes you could have lit a match and had a fire show made some money lol

[4damskii]

I had back door porn open in another tab.

[qwertylockley]

Your body tricked you, Mordeth :D

[pisser98]

tags: chocolate butt milk

....very disturbing picture in my head

btw.: this is most popular in india...

indian women must be aroused by you

[therealTOTOfan]

sexy video for the ladies... uh i was vomiting and had diarrhea at the same time blahblah farting.. haha :D

[nikolai0210]

Im pretty shure im not sick anymore thats cool you can get chinese pottery on the side of the rode

[caspermayne]

Hilarious man, what a tale

[doveign]

lol this video is most popular with males ages 25-44 who are from India

[ASOMERAGE]

i think the fart was for 20 mins

[FriendlyFraenk]

Thumbs up, if you think this is a better title: Diarrhea Diaries

[adrianroam95]

You kinda sound like Ben Linus when you're talking loud in the wind

[thelawnguys93]

now i have to poop, sidenote, u just lost 20% of your audience

[ian27293]

how is this a sexy video ffor the ladies?

You're talking about sharting and diarrhea

[Lunarvx22]

@ian27293 I see irony is lost on you.

[loudsoundman]

@ian27293 Oh my fucking god how simple are you!

look up irony

[ian27293]

@loudsoundman

Up yours asshole

[loudsoundman]

@ian27293 nice intelligent comeback there, congrats.

[ian27293]

@loudsoundman

Thank you kind sir!

[MrJojo955]

i had that on the last day at camp its sucked :(

[orkospin]

You are living proof that Canadians are some of the funniest people on Earth! Thx for making my Vancouver B.C. winters enjoyable when I have to put my motorcycle away.

[PrincessAutobot]

You need more sexy videos like this one... it really got me hawt ;) ♥

[wayne910007]

Can u fart from ur mouth?? Cause ur not gonna shit from ut mouth XD

[cokeforcoke]

i gotta say man it definatly made me laugh i love your stories lmao and this one was just not what i expected

[WIMEvideos]

It's also most popular in india...wtf?

[LanOsb133]

Thats the sexiest thing ive ever heard :o

[AdvisorSuggest]

I stop watching your videos for month or so..didint have time, and when i did i forgot. And i was watching Charlie Boorman on TV and i saw you with him on the track.That remind me of your videos, so i open this one and all behole your saying some nasty crazy shit story, while im eating..seriusly you ruined my breakfast.:P but its ok keep up the good work :)

[patrix404]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA

[TH3Omaster]

So I'm dropping a duece in the bathroom and as soon as you say I sharted I busted up laughing and my gf opens the door and says wth is so funny lmao, amazing

[ThreeFourthsCool]

For some reason....I suddenly have the urge to shit...be right back.

[G1LLY31096]

i went and took a dump after watching this :)

[KrazyKilla305FUL]

That happen to me 2

[iloveasians00]

lol 

[123someting]

best troll ever

[Nexgcs]

ROFLMAO

[chris147963]

lol for the ladies and ur talking about takin a shit haha

[FinnsBrain]

how are you going 80km/h on a 50cc scooter?

[v1sk8team]

shart wooooohhhhhh lol

[jira40]

You now have only 5% female viewers

[deekamikaze]

you remind me of my uncle he talk sounds and laughs like you. he also has these funny stories when ever i see him.

[ecookman]

i'd admit to that happening lol

[JBisaQueer]

i was eating a brownie while watching this, ha, not a good idea

[Regret696]

holding it back can kill you!!

[jarenmanpk]

i was eating while watching this and it didint affect me at all for some reason

[jesse1779]

Your vids are awesome. I can't get enough of them. I really like Asian people. Love the scenery

[Crissangelfan200]

That was the best story ever i had my gf bby me and she didnt get wet maybe u didnt say ur name thts why

[n00kz]

I played this video to my girlfriend and we had the best sex ever afterwords . Thank you motdeth !

[bswert]

shit happens

[therealTOTOfan]

wtf you were going 90km/h and talking to the camera like its nothing? haha

[GuilhermeCosta1992]

This video made me fart

[bbman10pwns]

This video gave me a raging clue

[CatholicBoy10]

stomach flu right now watching m13.

[Master20Bucks]

The funnieness happens in this video

[reconstrucdead1]

Sexy Video for the Ladies. best title considering the subject...

[shamilton1990]

Yo, M13. I'm Olvilis on your LoL friends list. How does it make you feel that the first of your many videos I decided to watch.. is this one?

[FroZnCreKk]

dude i have no idea wat your talking about...i just zoned out after you said something about chinese pottery

[MrOkmania]

sexy story, bro.

[qaiex]

AAAhahahahahahaahaaha!!!

[Adamtron530]

"Buttclench shuffle!" hahaha, been there done that. You are hilarious!

[Skate1Boarder1Chaz]

omfg! i seriously cant stop laughing! 'i just sat there and its like phfffffffft plshhh...' lollololololol!!!

[mjw555]

bug hit at 6:04

[socc3rfanatic1]

"There was a guy I knew in elementary school and he sharted like every day."

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Laarrshh]

Hahaha you're talking about you crapping your pants in the middle of the streets, with people around you everywhere.

Confidence!

[AusShinDig]

Story for the ladies? Made me lol so much.

[123maggen]

i do not think diarrhea is so sexy for the ladys...

[AdamH1029]

I actually rofl'd. great 'ladies vid' :D

[ke70hibino]

Woke up my wife laughing about the sharting talk

[StreamingKnowledge]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male  25-34

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

[WhatYouGotZ]

@StreamingKnowledge XD

[kurosaki0001000]

@StreamingKnowledge now its males '18-24' '25-34' '35 - 44'

[Shy852]

@StreamingKnowledge Hmmmmm Im 18 ?

[renegadebiker24]

I like this video, but I am curious 13mordeth, did u ever fart yourself awake when you were sick?? lol Also, do u ever experience people talking on their cell phone or texting while driving? I wonder if that guy who almost ran u off the road was texting while driving. Is it illegal there as it is here in the state of Arkansas?

[Solidus2x3]

Lmao

[bbman10pwns]

Dammit Mordeth I have to buy new pants now >:|

[Frankiti99]

im a guy and this got me wet

[azjmiles]

legal and illegal have very little meaning in taiwan I think

[azjmiles]

worst story for the ladies ever, classic mordeth lol

[I3oSsTrAd]

......Mordeth13.....Seriously.­...." I know guy's that shart quite often "

[ionoutellme]

LOL story for the Ladies

[DenizenV1]

A prayer for McBuzz at 6:03 =( He died a glorious death on the visor of M13.

XD I was in stitches from the moment you said shart 'til the end XDD

[justamar]

Even the sound of my voice can make a women wet, dam like a boss.

[1scott921]

man imagine that someone try to light a cigarette after u in that bathrom..... KABUM!!!

[muff1nman]

i am so turned on right now.

[CMBDIA]

@muff1nman what's funny is that your user name is muffin man

[wojtekc27]

heheheh your so crazy man, but so honest

[melissaxdallison]

Well that made me wet ;).... from laughing LOL

[Bandtx]

lol the most honest man in Taiwan

[thetrolllol]

most awesome tags ever

[fieroturbo]

lol... I go looking for a review of a guitar effects pedal, and I get this crazy thing.

Go Youtube!!! :D

[cwhitesi]

that was sooo sexy...

[Platnium2206]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperKnowledgeSponge]

WTS? This is your video for the ladies?! XD

Are you trying to turn us on or off? :P

HAHAHAHAHA! It'd be funny if we knew how you looked...

[wordreet]

LMAOROFL!!! Talking about your diarrhea sexy for the ladies! Hahahahahahahaha!

Damn! That drifting over the line is enough to make you fart!!!

And let's not forget folks, 'fahrt' is German for drive!!

[Kmanmarr]

M13, the master story teller

[Theloss52]

If you ever had any Lady viewers, you just lost them with this video. As for the guys, your not a man if you didn't thumbs up this!

I cant say if I have ever sharted my pants, but sure have come close before.

[jake5344]

Seeing all the rice fields is making me so hungry!

[The214987]

what country

[TheRhymeAsylum]

@The214987 looks like thailand or china or something

[galten123]

@TheRhymeAsylum Taiwan

[The214987]

wer r u

[scoobydoo4093]

I.......JUST..........SHARTED MY SELF!!!

[orochiThing]

i came

[jackfrostxxx]

6:03 M13 you just got sharted on- on the right of your face mask...

[Xx44killerxX]

mordeth this made me wet... and im a dude O_o

[misternnomo]

haha if u had a mate with u through all of what happened to you he would be dieing in laughter when u ran to the toilet:D

[TheShauny123]

either i just farted without thinking, or i can smell is shit from here XD

[cyanide2001]

Sharted lol crack me up!

[fr8542]

"I knew a guy that sharted often...when I was six."

[Janyukes89]

Oh man I need a new change of panties cuz this one made me laugh so hard at the end I nearly wet my self completely! Hahaha defiantly for the ladies ;D

[ANDREWNATHAN]

3:50 "theres a guy i know in elementary school who sharted every day"

this is the best of ur vids lol

[alookoutiger]

Mama mia papa pia, M13's got da diahrrea. I find toilet humor to be funny all the time. Not some. All.

[cod4andhalo3iscool]

that made me so wet

[dodyfinger]

play 6:05 too 6:10 Look at that fly on the right side Lol

[Pyccan]

hahaha!!! my favourite m13 vid!

[shanetheninja101]

thats all happened to me before

[Fietoesen]

Haha omfg that was funny, I really though you actually had something sexy to say ... but no ... 

[benthebrave9]

3:15, bad parking??

[zjc92]

Sexy story, bro.

[harharthatsdays]

did anyone else see that 7 eleven??

[jrahm001]

im not a girl but you made me jizz my pants

[shanetheninja101]

@jrahm001 jizz is guys. juss sayin

[jrahm001]

@shanetheninja101 read my comment carefully juss sayin

[shanetheninja101]

@jrahm001 understand now

[0Topsykrett0]

6:50 

[0Topsykrett0]

...checking...yep wet.

haha butt-clench-shuffle ftw!

[fventura03]

DIARREAH = SO SEXY, lol!

[HaZeylI]

Thumbs up for the little fly on the helmet wind shield

[mjndblain]

lo sharted

[mikalika125]

that was the sexiest story i have ever heard!.... 6:05 theres a fly on da right! xD spraying out both ends! xD and i would never want that to happen to me >_< thats wat i fear when im sick!..but i never thought it was possible!

[owenmatthewtiernan]

I love how the car that almost hits you is such perfect timing for creating suspense for the punch line of this sexy story.

[squatchmaster5000]

My girlfriend and i are having relationshit problems, i got her to watch this video and now shes wet as a whale, all fired up and ready to go! Who would have thought M13 could be a love guru aswell?!

[academylife]

"I can't shit myself when I'm miles away from home" hahahaha

[lamarfamar]

you were chowder housing, spraying out both ends

[TheGefish1]

favorite video

[MoFo8789]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA that was a funny story! too funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I sharted my self once in middle school. Just like seconds before I got the the toilet!

[kenshinhimura1981]

bubble guts FTW!!!

[hamzaj123]

ahahah sprayin' out both ends!

[Elecktra7752]

sooooo sexy lol

[retzuaiga]

i hate people who drive in front of me pressing brakes like no body's business when they're not supposed to brake. Waste his brake which leads me brake as well so, him braking = me braking = waste more brake = bad millage = damage the environment coz i gonna need a new brake sooner. =( people who don't know how to brake = fail!

Thumbs up if you feel the same like i do.

[rob5linx]

the funniest god dam thing ive heard all day !!

[boosh2093]

lol while watching this felt hungry

[sushlet]

In this video: guy on bike talks about shitting.

[Slipsnob]

Oh my~

I'm subscribing now.

[golqmospell]

Ohh god I had a nice laugh there, loved this video! Great job man! Great job!

[MrFsinner]

AHAAHAHA FUNNY AS SHIT LOL

[Carpythesharky]

ROFL! "... that's supposed to be cool..."

[reiVond]

sooo hot...

[madedd02]

hahahhhhahahahahahah ))))))))))))))

[shewi]

I like how the fly is just stuck to the screen near the end, like a cherry on top to the story.

[Akibatai00]

no women can resist your charming story~

[gsxrkidd]

lol, havnt been payin close attention, but lol, this video is for theladies. 2 minutes later he describes how he was sprayin out both ends LOL

[zxcven]

doin the butt clench shuffle

[anonymouz79]

@13mordeth: dude, i love ur level of honesty man, lol

[TheAzureSeas]

Lol @ tags

chocolate butt milk

[TheAzureSeas]

Hot damn, and I thought porn wasn't allowed on youtube.

[rotateman]

"I cant shit myself when I'm miles away from home"

[silviaman99]

should have gotten out the sound recorder

[LG93X]

I was eating throughout the course of this video.

[OGMASSA]

LOL

[PCguy102]

Why is "chocolate, butt, milk" in the tags? Haha

[DemonFishcake]

i need a fart now

[nameis12396]

girls rub off to ur voice :P

[BlackxHeartxBlood]

hahahahaha this is hilarious

[wifi666]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet sounds tastey

[Chibirubiks]

did u eat da poo poo?

[gameinformer3]

Damn that shit was sexy!

[faltat2]

aaahhh im Canadian and want to move to Taiwan just because of these videos! i would obviously visit first to see how i like it but ya mainly because i want to pick up on some Chinese!

[videos4uman]

LOLLLLL that was so fucking funny! are you trying to lose female viewrs?e

[Crentesa]

You're a charmer.

[Mumblemumble375]

What part of town is this? Seems more industrial...

[HollowHelmet]

lol spraying out both ends? lmao.

[DianaHart]

Your tags are awesome too. Chocolate visual arts. Imaginary :)))

[DianaHart]

Pahahaha I am rolling around cuz it's just funny. Very oober-sexy. Hahaha

[waya4223]

damn poo poo head :)