Story of my life. 3 years old dying of boredom in church in church. Ay que morir para vivir....carbón watch the priest or you're going to hell te esta viendo carbón. Points up to the saints who are looking at us like sin why don't you?
I went to school in the Dominican Republic, West Indies for American high schoolers and whenever we wanted to go swimming we would have to swim in the river. Although all us American girls (Boy students and Girl students couldn't swim together) has swimsuits, the local Dominican boys would always come to join us wearing nothing but their lovely whities!
Ooh gosh ii remember lying about my age a couple of times hahaha!! Man everything is soo true!! Ahahhaa
azusenamaria 2 days ago
A towel and a clothes pin and you were a superhero!
Meep0208 5 days ago
I.remember lying about.my age
RespectTeamBLUE 3 weeks ago
Every single shit this nigga say is true
nikka2andii 1 month ago
Hey What Time They Close I Don't Work Here Fucker...LMAO!!! Everything He Says Its True...
Nina23JME 2 months ago
NO PART 9..?.?.?.!.?.!!!! Dx-
Joossyy07 3 months ago
lie about your age lol!! your five today too funny
truchito1989 4 months ago
jaja
tinacruz138 5 months ago
"There would be nine kids and one churro. What kind of shit is that? Lick it and pass it. Lick i- well fuck you then! Lick it and pass it."
DarkriserDE 6 months ago
come to think of it.... i did use to have a lemon tree.... im not fr4om mexico im from bolivia
DTProtoss 6 months ago
Story of my life. 3 years old dying of boredom in church in church. Ay que morir para vivir....carbón watch the priest or you're going to hell te esta viendo carbón. Points up to the saints who are looking at us like sin why don't you?
seth5220 8 months ago
Swimming In The TrashCan!!
miznunezable 10 months ago
Where's part 9????
elamayhem 11 months ago
everything he says is true xD!!!!!!!
alex50629 1 year ago
When did you start getting hair?? Hahaha! I laughed like 3 minutes straight!!
ParaguayanSoul 1 year ago
Jajajajaja
elvato31 1 year ago
I went to school in the Dominican Republic, West Indies for American high schoolers and whenever we wanted to go swimming we would have to swim in the river. Although all us American girls (Boy students and Girl students couldn't swim together) has swimsuits, the local Dominican boys would always come to join us wearing nothing but their lovely whities!
guardian921 1 year ago
all the shit he said on all of the parts is fucking true!!!!!!
2012cheli 1 year ago
9 kids an one churo
f9seekers 1 year ago
Woooaahh oohhh shhh oohhh nigga! Lmao
choecho9 1 year ago
"LOL, OHMYGOD. ITS G-LO."
PandaTheBox 1 year ago
is this the last one? or is there a part 9??
jesren22 1 year ago
hahaha. tht is sooo much lk mexicans!!!! lol
nicolethecat816 1 year ago
Oh perdon perdon, I tell you, perdon perdon
MrBrand13 1 year ago
You mamer, yeah you memer right LOL
Mexicans Are Los mejores intell you
MrBrand13 1 year ago
Finally, a Mexican that makes fun of things on what Mexicans do.
Mondafied 1 year ago
Amazing mexican xD
SammyTheKlown 1 year ago
tun-da-dun one of your eggs popped out cochino and since when did you have hair! XD omg lmao
inuyashalovergirl3 1 year ago
you member, yeah u member
gatomadre1980 1 year ago
is that him eh??...i thought you said he was fat eh??..Ey are you joe lopez?No im george lopez see fuckin liar thats not him...hahaha..lol.
06wordlife 2 years ago 7
No part 9?
Atma01 2 years ago 7
Today you're 5 but I'm 7 then don't go! lolz
strawberriesncandii 2 years ago 7
God's punishing you.
SilverSwan16 2 years ago 8
Lopez for president
maynnor 2 years ago 61
Lick it pass it.
TheNaskela 2 years ago 16
hey tun-da-dun one of your eggs popped out cochino!! =D lol
aangie898 2 years ago 44
G-Lo lmao
realblackhart 2 years ago 20