Project Horoscope

[animalgurl5]

I'm a Taurus...

[butidunwannaupload]

I like how you actually edited the pictures to fit. ^-^

[KerliQx]

I guess I can never leave my house again o.o

[sfstein417]

note to 2elff:

2top eattiing mexican food

[theanimemuffin]

Note to self:

Avoid open windows. ::::I

[CrazyRedBetamon]

>100th Favorites Video.

FUCK Y3S.

[AizawaHana]

SHIT. Last thing I was hoping for today was my head on a stick.

[FranchusDeMileo]

HELL YEAH.

I knew i was the lord of the dance.

[BowHunter538]

Well my birthdays ruined.

[narumind]

I'm glad I found this video again it's beautiful

[KingDoopliss20]

I don't want my head to be inpailed upon stick...

[AG4Bsmearnoff]

I not talented... No wonder y I don't have my cutie mark

[stencilsparkler]

i dont wanna fall from an open window D:

[xjlcx4]

Dang it....now I have this song stuck in my head :l

[Taurusbee]

I'm never gonna find true happiness? D;

[puppylover41925]

I lost my breath the second eridan was shown at some random bench who knows where.

i couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the video

[Imnotspanishable]

Hussieception

[MadBunny1010]

IS ALL THESE FROM THE COMIC!?



[Turnip6697]

@MadBunny1010

YES IS THEY ALL

[MadBunny1010]

@Turnip6697  HOLY COD!

[emeraldIntelligence]

Good thing I like 40 pound watermelons...

[vampireapple666]

makes you wonder what weird al is...

[Cloudycastle]

@vampireapple666 his b-days october 23 so he's a scorpio, yeah this makes me sound like a geek....

[vampireapple666]

@Cloudycastle oh my gosh.

so..Vriska.

....that explains so much.

[FFKonoko]

808 likes, seems pretty significant too!!!!!!!!

[TheWarnerSister]

Haha! I knew it! Lord of the dance, bitches :D

The bit with all the Aradias nodding... that was... God, I fell off my chair XD

[bvbarmysupport]

today seems like a good day to photo copy my butt and staple it to my boss' face...

[magicspoon129]

Darn, I guess my explosive flatulence is gonna act up again.

[911Goofy]

I swear to god...

That GIF of the Midnight Crew headbobbing...

That shit is...

CALRISSIAN SMOOTH

[SetsunFilms]

B-but i hate tuna flavored pudding...

and i hate strawberry milk...

FUCK ME.

[BelovedS0ul]

w-what?

I'm gonna wake up with a stick impaled through my head?

;-;

[lindigaro]

whatisthis

I don't even...

well, the part about tavros actually works, and the part for eridan.

[shugochara78]

1:41 trout yogurt and bucket?

[CosmicSam95]

3:20 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!!

[Realalovesme]

So....accurate...

I feel bad for me, my tongue freezes to a bus D:

[Haights]

Alfred Yankov: best fantroll.

[OMGilovegir]

Leo = SOMETHING I'D DO.



[retas14]

i like it when everyone his laughing its all terezi's mouth, but with green,blue and red for kanaya,vriska and aradia. Its a nice touch :::;)

[Cotaphlox]

"... when your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest."

I'm pretty sure they were talking about Taurus.

[spiritlover92]

That. Was. Hilarious!!!

[rowancerberus]

Way better than the other one. :3

Jus sayin.

[ScarceTheHedgehog]

Omg Jailbreak reference. This is officially the best video on the net.

[XiphonIII]

I love the dancing Doc an Bec.

[Magnetohydrodynamics]

quadruple headbanging aradiae.

[sfstein417]

i love Al's horns at the end

[mosspluse]

oh

oh my god

[arsenicCatnipmeow]

:33<that tuna pudding was good!

[TheChordIsHere]

So fucking sad that the 'Javelin through your chest' part doesn't go with scorpio. SO FUCKING SAD.

Awesome Vid.

Awesome-er DocScratch Head bobs.

[CSDragon31]

@TheChordIsHere Don't you mean Virgo? And, yes it is sad it doesn't belong with Virgo, it it had been with Taurus that would have fit so perfectly.

[TheChordIsHere]

@CSDragon31

No, i mean scorpio, vriska. Even though it was NOT a javelin :|

[galaxa13]

This is by far the best video of Homestuck with this song! 8D I like the horns you gave Weird Al too.

[RatDude1996]

The Tub is far more qualify for the promotion then Refrigerator

[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

I love the horns you gave Troll Weird Al at the end. XD Suits him so well!

[TheGroup67]

FUCK.

YES.

612th like!

[KittyKatKallie]

OMFG IM LIBEA AND IM TEREZI'S FANN :D

[Thealmightycoolguy]

This was magnificent. And majestic.

[Avalongaurdian]

well that was suitably awesome ._.

[ShitraShitra]

I really liked the headbobs at the choruses, although I wish that they'd have changed more often. When it comes to comparing this and the other Horoscope/Homestuck videos, I'd say that there are good things and bad things about each, but the flow of images and animation were all very smootha nd pleasant to watch for this one!

[ShitraShitra]

@ShitraShitra In fact, after going back and watching the others again, I'd say that this one is definitely tops.

[shadowbrain12]

LOVE EET



[Ludicrine]

3:30 OH SWEET JEGUS

[coreman24680]

all 12 trolls were pissed at al yankovic for insulting their symbols.

[whistleforthebigcash]

Should I Avoid Tavros For The Rest Of The Week Then

[arbitraryGamblignant]

oh and my favorite headbob part is AH's, at 3:17

[arbitraryGamblignant]

Did anyone else start to headbob when the chorus came too?

[Bl1ndAr13s]

did anyone else break the replay button???

[LizaLeech]

This is absolutely brilliant. Best version of this ever.

[humonculus2]

I love how perfect Equius and Tavros were.

[FoxCrazed]

This. This is. Amazing. I was giggling the whole time. THIS. Made my day better.

[TsundereLightning]

"Troll Al" Yankovitch was worth the price of admission alone.

[ComeHonorTeeets]

I wish Gamzee really did never leave his house again.

; n;

[terminalyCapricious]

@ComeHonorTeeets ...I dOn'T. |:o1

[Turnip6697]

@terminalyCapricious

YES YOU DO YOU ARE KILLING EVERYONE.

[terminalyCapricious]

@Turnip6697 wElL... I'm NoT, eXaCtLy... My FuTuRe SeLf Is.

MaN, tHaT gUy'S a DoUcHe.

[Turnip6697]

@terminalyCapricious

STOP EATING THE PIES.

THEY RUST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THINK-PAN.

[terminalyCapricious]

@Turnip6697 nAh.

[TAtwinArmageddons]

i actually enj0y this vide0. 0u0, n0 wait that l00ks stupid.

[Jub3r7]

Forget favoriting this video; I'm subscribing!

[8bityoshi]

Sorry to tell you, but troll tears are the same as their blood color.

[carcinoGeneticist1]

( Dude this was like fucking amazing. I dont normally comment like this, lol but i couldnt think of anything to say without karkat sounding nice (: so i wanted to tell you my self. this was the best "horoscope for the day" i've ever seen. thanks for being awesome ~)

[juliengarneau]

Virgo!

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you.

Expect a big surprise today, when you wind up with your torso impaled upon a wand.

[azurobot]

crying tavros makes me sad

[terminalyCapricious]

WELL, THIS IS ACTUALLY...

good.

SURPRISED HONK.

[woowoo678]

@terminalyCapricious Agreed

[Seishae]

I was the 413th person to like this video. That's gotta be significant.

[Sceptileus]

wow I've used that same symbol to denote my initials AJF. Amazing, I thought I was the only one.

[kyouger]

Well this video just got a lot more relevant. Gamzee is no longer exciting and wonder, and should probably NEVER EVER EVER go outside.

[PurpleKaabii]

You, sir, just won 9000 internets.

[ianflowforever]

Hey, the part of the us you're in, does it happen to be anywhere near Arizona?

It seem like Eridan's bus stop is a picture from an Arizonia bus stop.

I live in Arizona, and that seems almost like the new Phoenix ones. And partially our new light rail stops.

[Altimadark]

MSPA: Quick, become more meta while AH is brooding.

3:28 AH employs a daring execution of AUTHORTECH -> LADDER TO SELF INDULGENCE behind his own back. It keeps happening.

[Altimadark]

I can't believe they actually promoted the FRIDGE...

[Kenji88Sama]

Honestly, the Weird Al Troll at the end was the best thing ever.

[LetheSoda]

Hohshit, the dreaded 4x Headbang Combo.

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

I think you may have misspelled "Weird Al."

Don't you hate it when that happens?

[kyrus808]

@BroudbrunMusicMerge

oh, hey, yeah

...it was....an artistic statement

...on the environment

or something

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@kyrus808 I just wanted to get your attention, to tell you just how awesome this video.

Long story short, it is.

[kioushan]

@kyrus808 clearly, you did it ironically. 

[ckool5000]

The watermelon (in place of the heart) made me die laughing.

And that wasn't the dream me either.

[Eagle0600]

@ckool5000: See, if you had made sure you watched this from your Quest Bed it wouldn't be a problem :/

[PeterDivine]

This video gave me the direction and confidence I needed to work on my self-esteem issues.

[blackandwhitecinema]

I'm laughing so hard that I choked on my tea.

This is so perfect lmao

[Arma4ever]

i don't want a 40 pound watermellon in my colon TT^TT oh well ill live with it XD jk

midnight crew headbump FTW!!!!!!

[Arma4ever]

i don't want a 40 pound watermellon in my colon TT^TT oh well ill live with it XD jk

[MrBardTard]

Four people who disliked this are Libras

[SirZippety56]

BUT I DONT WANT A BUCKET OF TUNA FLAVORED PUDDING D:

[AberrantCapriccio]

hey

hey

two/three more likes

THEN LEAVE IT ALONE

FOREVER

[ianflowforever]

I think the lyric mud should be changed to:

Blood.

You guessed it. Kanaya wasn't careful, so when Karkat decided to facedesk, he tasted blood.

[Cloaytonem2]

It's like...it was MADE for this song, man.

[KatlikeRider]

Oh my god

equius and tavros' parts matched them perfectly

[MonMillennia]

I see at least three emissaries of Lord English have found this...

[whensuddenlyaMANKEY]

ThIs Is ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN' sHiZzNiT, bRo! HoNk HoNk HoNk :o)

[sandydeath56]

Oh Gog yes, Troll Weird Al. And I kinda feel like the Stump guy, after having listened to the same song three times now.

[CloudyThoughts7]

Man I love this. I've watched it multiple times now. XD Fantastic job editing it.

[kaikovocaloid001]

N0 V1RG0S N0 L3OS 44HHHHHHH D0ND KN0W S1GNS

[SunnyCelestial]

Damn, I love this.

[FrankieTheTomboy]

Just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like this? It made me laugh a LOT. 

[blizrfiz]

love what they did with Kanaya and Alternia at 1:48

[blizrfiz]

omg this is F***ing perfect. i love whoever made this. if the laws of nature allowed it, i would bear this persons children.

[Gadoink1]

TH1S 1S 3NT1R3LY TH3 B3ST TH1NG

[911Goofy]

Meta Goofy approves.

[TheLCEffect]

Very well made video.

[GreeboSanders]

:DDD It just got better and better and never stopped

[T0by24]

Oh my god... THE STUMP THE STUMP

[911Goofy]

Send me a link to the midnight crew headbobbing GIF. I want to impress my friends.

[GreeboSanders]

@911Goofy Lol I wast just thinking that any one of those headbobbings would make an awesome avatar.

[ParappatheRapper]

There were a few little things like Tavros' tears not being orange like his blood.

But overall I loved this and thank you for this video as it's the best thing I've seen today.

Also, major kudos to Weird Al for calling Vriska a Stupid Freak.

[ParappatheRapper]

@ParappatheRapper

Sorry I meant to say it's the best thing I've seen in a long time, not today.

[PrismTelekinesis]

I laughed so hard at parts of this that I had to rewind so I could hear what I missed. XD This is epic.

[Wirrit]

...I have no idea why the First Guardians headbobbing amuses me so much. But it really, really does.

[LittleBigSnerky]

@Wirrit

You are each the single most powerful beings in your respective universes. Your potential, limitless. Your capability to change reality, for good or for evil, unparalleled. What will you do?

>DOC and BEC: Nod along to a Weird Al tune for a bit

[ForgottenandAlone]

YOU...Genius.

[necrolet]

Clearly, some poor fool missed the Like button in all the excitement.

[Martusino]

This is amazingly accurate. Just goes to show that horoscopes never lie!

BLUH

[technicallyabsurd]

I love Weird Al's horns. Looks like one of those gag arrows.

[SeanSan00]

This video is from the Land of Fuck and Awesome.

You have got to be completely SHITHIVE MAGGOTS to not like this video.

[Coolajb]

@SeanSan00 Unless someone did one better. HMM.

[FangedDragon01]

Anyone else find the Aradia headbobs absolutely hilarious?

[micanna]

This video has far to many dislikes.

[ShineTheHedgehog]

@micanna It's gargantually overboard.

[MyCaseisClosed]

@micanna yep.

[Bluecho4]

@micanna You mean any at all?

[micanna]

@Bluecho4 Ah when I made the comment it had done, those uncaring bastards have ruined my fabulous joke.

[ali5598]

you cannot hope to beat kyrus808 in a troll video-off. he is simply the best there is.

[VromNath]

I can see troll Weird Al having those horns at the end there.

[Ramiel4]

You have all the LIKES. There are simply no more LIKES to get. (excluding the one guy with no taste)

[hikaratu]

Pretty damn excellent.

That's really all there is to say on the matter.

[drowsynipples]

the chorus' need something more than headbobs. maybe having the characters in them interacting with each other in some way.

[Cellybeans]

@drowsynipples I agree entirely. It pulls this down from absofuckinglutely awesome to just rather good, imo.

[3lloGuvner]

@drowsynipples consider how well constructed the rest of the video is first, personally i think the head bobbing works fine, especially with the music's very simple rhythmic chorus.

[SenorjeJorge]

@drowsynipples

Counterpoint: Head-bobbing Midnight Crew is all the awesome. All of it.

[TheTrueEvilEarl]

This is the best manipulation shit to come from MSPA fans ever. Of all time.

[nicodoll33]

all the bests

all of them

[Jhonka411]

This is actually very well made! Way to go dood!

[Jiminiminy]

its all downhill from here folks

[Aurasword90]

Fucking amazing

[Mitchburn]

OH my god this is so good. Holy shit.

[TimeToDai]

The best thing.

[Dastreus]

This. All.

[JacobX89]

This is the best.