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Yea I agree, I mean Jay-Z put a ring on it, but who is he anyway? One of America's biggest stars, who owns his own clothing line, record label and other successful businesses. Some guy who has a poetic soul and the heart of a champion making it easy for him to get almost any girl he wanted. I get what your saying, thanks for telling us you'ld never put a ring on it because only a loser like Jay-Z would and your opinion is so important.
lol he was funny !! Ima check out his other vids.. hey come check out my videos too just type in telishaiscool.. hollaback..my shit is ghetto though lol !!!
Wow, another keyboard warrior!!! Funny thing is that I really could enlighten u! But I won't...cuz ur too damn simple! Fuck u bitch. Yeah u real tuff on the comment boards arnt ya! Ur the lame one, the walking dead! Kids ain't playin over here playa! Ur missle food, may the Most High kill u nigga!
Okay, u make a reference to Allah as if it will sway me somehow & ur circumventing the matter at hand...ur STUPID FUCKIN COMMENT. And you call me simple..smfh
And missle food mah G??...seriously?? So I assume you've some connection to Al-Quaida then??
PLEASE choke on a dick...may the most LOW bring about your demise. And take what I say to heart...you're worthless, insignificant and if you died this instant not even your Mother would divorce her middle fingers to give two fucks...Burn
I never made a reference to allah! allah doesn't exist! The word allah comes from the hebrew word Ahla! Wich means power, DUMB SHIT! U are the prime example of how simplified our people have become! U lack MUCH WISDOM! All this over a comment about that slut piece Beyonce!!! WOW, ur truley out ur fucking mind! I never was trying o sway u! I could never convince a fool! And I'm definitely not gonna cast my pearls before the swine and give that wich is holy unto the dogs!
i think you are the tard! The word allah is nomer for the Islamic G-d, you dickcheese. As for calling beyonce a slut...i wont even bother. There is diff between intelligence and wisdom, you degenerate shit for brains
Like I said...ur missle food! And if I'm so insignifigant then why bother returning another mindless, empty and void comment to someone who is of no value to u??? Go away Rashaadnyc ur not on my level. All this over a woman. Pussy wipped momma boy bitch!
What If i wass???? man , don't act like u didnt see it.....Okk dont actttt, just dont , Being a man [ i guess ] doesnt make your eyes Unreachable to men's private zonesss...that Small dick is almost jumpin off dem pantss
U have just made the wierdest funniest and gayest comment i've read so far. Im straight and the whole time i was watching i dont think i even looked anywhere near his dick. Thats just not what straight guys do, and then to actually write something about it. Im just laughing so hard im turning purple.
U must have a very UNSOLVED sexuality....u do ...cuz if u were a real straight man u wouldnt even Care to say u saw it,,,U're still straight right?[ok not in this case]
lol, IM a gurl and mi eyes didnt even go down there, so he musta been checkin. i was so busy listenin to his jokes that i wasnt worryin about what was down there.
Ohh man thats sad to see a grown man so whipped even if it is Beyonce. Shouldnt let no woman do you like that!LOL this guy also does the best impersonations
i dont know thios guy but i like him gonna check him out
iamlegendsobackoff 3 weeks ago
Oh my GOD!!! I FUCKING THAT AD I HEAR THAT AD ALL THE TIME AT WORK "THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WIZAAH" SOOOOO ANNNNOOOYYYING!
victorissocoollike 2 months ago
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it's funny how people make fun of jay-z. At least he's cooler than all of you with your big mouth. THAT's why beyonce wants HIM
hermanroyful 2 months ago
ahaha most incredible!!!
TheYoungyoda 3 months ago
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He looks like a Crusty burnt JOKER!! NOT FUNNY! COME AGAIN!
MrConscience11 6 months ago
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MrConscience11 6 months ago
Beyonce....that girl is fine....FINE! Fine with a capital FINE!
SirWilliamKillian 6 months ago
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yo you gotta jay-z impression, but its second place to mine. just search "best jay-z impression ever" and you will see what im talkin bout!
TERRANCE614 6 months ago
1:19 over and over again lol
AirsoftPK 7 months ago
I LOVE HIS HAIR :D
MissTweetySwaggxx 7 months ago 2
WTFF A 25 seconde AD??? WTF
MOMa40 8 months ago
dis guy needs a hair cut
kingzton4live 8 months ago
fuck u beer addssssssss
lilchickengirl10 8 months ago
sub to my channel im really funny!!!...how do i kno?? my momma told me so.
Jroody3 9 months ago
he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, and funny too xx
LoveFaithUnity 9 months ago
he looks like a black sideshow bob !
aloosh619 9 months ago 4
@aloosh619 hahahaha
zezoB101 9 months ago
1:16 constipation and U BETTA GETCHA ACT TOGETHA!!
FriendlyCreepers 10 months ago
LOL, so hilarious:D
FriendlyCreepers 10 months ago
0:45 ahahahaha
SinhoOne 10 months ago
not funny
BigBearfromthe206 11 months ago
aries spears is better, but this is genius too xD
Sproeetjieeee 11 months ago
some good ass impersonations
KillaEfhjj 1 year ago
he sounds like eddie murphy
9Calavera6 1 year ago
who is this guy !? fucking hilarious i love him
MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt 1 year ago
"Yo my man, fall back." haha
mariahrose210 1 year ago
fodaaaaaaaaaaa
marcosreis25able 1 year ago
23 ppl missed the like button
djserts 1 year ago
..hilarious with a capital HILARIOUS!!
tsosie32 1 year ago
yo ma man fall back lmaoo
sh0rtyr0ckjvsh0w 1 year ago
he sound desperate to tell a joke!
19832006 1 year ago
lmao
AlizeCiz 1 year ago
yo ma man fall back lmaoo
wizzyboi 1 year ago
Shes fine with a capital FINE!!
Satsujin1 1 year ago 5
Lol his impression of Jay-z is spot on.
Radz117 1 year ago 6
somehow black people are funnier than white. and no, i'm being racist.
qqhaikal 1 year ago 7
@qqhaikal You are?
patharris1996 1 year ago
@patharris1996 i'm caucasian. i noticed i made a mistake on that sentence. it's *i'm not being racist *
qqhaikal 1 year ago
U better get ur act together
loreliz4 1 year ago
"... yo, my man, fall back! Kno' I'm saying, das me right dere', he-he-he!"
LMAO!
Deeppack 1 year ago
I am going to see him this Friday
813carlie 1 year ago
I just saw him in Kuwait he was de best out of all de others!
k9yousef101 1 year ago
lol
boi2012 1 year ago
this stupid
EarOrgasms 1 year ago
his coming to Egypt with Ahmed Ahmed and maz jobrani and sugar samy and I'm going :D
worldcomander 1 year ago 3
is so tru u ready b
kargomail 1 year ago
That girl is bad whats wrong with you! LOL
skinchen 1 year ago 6
This is so funny! So true though!
TheFamilyGuys 1 year ago
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yeah right, not of someone pushing 30...OLD PPL! if i was going to be jealous of sum1 i would be jealous of very gorgeous European, YOUNG celebs.
SexiestBitchHere 2 years ago
HAha he imitates so well jay's voice!
Aqivoueu 2 years ago 19
this guy is amazing...almost as good russell peters...
ahmedsarim 2 years ago 3
@ahmedsarim better than russell peters
xdakt0rxjd 2 years ago
yeah maybe...if he made MORE material...everywhere i search for him...he makes the same Jay-Z Beyonce Joke...and a little here and there...
ahmedsarim 2 years ago 4
@ahmedsarim if your an Egyptian his coming to Egypt!
worldcomander 1 year ago
"It's so crazy, I'm hitting that, MOST INCREDIBLE." That was extremely funny!
keanu8759 2 years ago 111
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some of you guys are too easily impressed by some girls
SexiestBitchHere 2 years ago
do I sense some jealousy here???
shdrw 2 years ago 2
haha in the beginning yea, but not anymore :)
IszKoC 2 years ago 2
look at her!!!!! that girl is bad. rofl
mr252307 2 years ago 7
"that girl is BAD, what's wrong with YOU?!" lol
sumdumfoo1 2 years ago 8
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Funny but Beyonce isn't all that. She's attractive but I'd never put a ring on it.
IAmaPersion 2 years ago
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Then it must mean your gay
qwertyabsurd 2 years ago 11
Gay as a two dollar bill... tsk tsk
Shads001 2 years ago 3
@Shads001 ..what it's queer as a 3 dollar bill cause two dollar bills exisit
darkturnwabler 2 years ago
Yea I agree, I mean Jay-Z put a ring on it, but who is he anyway? One of America's biggest stars, who owns his own clothing line, record label and other successful businesses. Some guy who has a poetic soul and the heart of a champion making it easy for him to get almost any girl he wanted. I get what your saying, thanks for telling us you'ld never put a ring on it because only a loser like Jay-Z would and your opinion is so important.
Daphdidwhat303 2 years ago 11
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lol he was funny !! Ima check out his other vids.. hey come check out my videos too just type in telishaiscool.. hollaback..my shit is ghetto though lol !!!
Telishaiscool 2 years ago
this is the first time i saw this dude. got me crackin up. stalker without a bush..hahahaha
red95isback 2 years ago 3
lol that girl is fine fine with a capital FINE!
Punkout16 1 year ago
oh man i hope hova doesn't see thisssss
CurlyGirly088 2 years ago
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wasnt funny
eroticme22 2 years ago
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hater
CurlyGirly088 2 years ago
u wish
eroticme22 2 years ago
you dont have a sense of humor
Raylj318 2 years ago 2
First time saw his stuff was tonight and I already love it! wow awesome.
storm7heaven 2 years ago 7
this was free on itunes
misterroyaltee 2 years ago
rofl man! roaaaarr look at her!!!! look at her!!!
Marymaryfan4life08 2 years ago 6
"U BETTA GET UR ACT TOGETHA!!!"
CreeWilly 2 years ago 144
'hehehee you ready b eheheh'
LMAO!
no1devendra777 2 years ago 7
yo my mans fall back eahehe no im sayin das me right dere LMAO XD
ahandgrape 2 years ago 5
funny as hell! lmao
sumdumfoo1 2 years ago 6
Lmfao! "That girl is BAD whats wrong with you?!"
Lyriceea 2 years ago 9
wtf do people have to start an argument over religion, this is getting fucking annoying
firstluvisfootball 2 years ago 8
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I have no idea why Beyonce pick Jay-z she woke up one day and said I""m going to due ugly today hope they don't have Kids
lburianek 2 years ago
that girl was fine ...........with a capital Fine...
have you ever seen jay z talking to her....??
hahhahha
skylie0 2 years ago 9
bull shit commerical before the video ruins it.
tonyvalente 2 years ago 8
lol
TheRoyalFreshness69 2 years ago
ROTF
Modacolorist 2 years ago
lol why he do jayz like that! yo that was funny ass shiitt
youngsix6 2 years ago
Beyonce is OVERATED!!!!
trple5 2 years ago
fucking agree!
thebehandonly 2 years ago
You're either a gay
...or an UGLY ass female
RashaadNYC 2 years ago
LOL...if u only knew! U either 12yrs old or a transvestite!
trple5 2 years ago
Oh wow..Please enlighten me as to how THE FUCK that response was relevant. Get a fuckin' life...lame ass muhfucka.
"haha..12 yrz old or a transvestite"...dweeb
RashaadNYC 2 years ago
Wow, another keyboard warrior!!! Funny thing is that I really could enlighten u! But I won't...cuz ur too damn simple! Fuck u bitch. Yeah u real tuff on the comment boards arnt ya! Ur the lame one, the walking dead! Kids ain't playin over here playa! Ur missle food, may the Most High kill u nigga!
trple5 2 years ago
Okay, u make a reference to Allah as if it will sway me somehow & ur circumventing the matter at hand...ur STUPID FUCKIN COMMENT. And you call me simple..smfh
And missle food mah G??...seriously?? So I assume you've some connection to Al-Quaida then??
PLEASE choke on a dick...may the most LOW bring about your demise. And take what I say to heart...you're worthless, insignificant and if you died this instant not even your Mother would divorce her middle fingers to give two fucks...Burn
RashaadNYC 2 years ago
I never made a reference to allah! allah doesn't exist! The word allah comes from the hebrew word Ahla! Wich means power, DUMB SHIT! U are the prime example of how simplified our people have become! U lack MUCH WISDOM! All this over a comment about that slut piece Beyonce!!! WOW, ur truley out ur fucking mind! I never was trying o sway u! I could never convince a fool! And I'm definitely not gonna cast my pearls before the swine and give that wich is holy unto the dogs!
trple5 2 years ago
i think you are the tard! The word allah is nomer for the Islamic G-d, you dickcheese. As for calling beyonce a slut...i wont even bother. There is diff between intelligence and wisdom, you degenerate shit for brains
Farstrider21 2 years ago
Just curious, Are you Jewish?
alisadadiva 2 years ago
Like I said...ur missle food! And if I'm so insignifigant then why bother returning another mindless, empty and void comment to someone who is of no value to u??? Go away Rashaadnyc ur not on my level. All this over a woman. Pussy wipped momma boy bitch!
trple5 2 years ago
Just curious, Are you Muslim? :)
alisadadiva 2 years ago
No...I'm an Israelite from the tribe of Judah!
trple5 2 years ago
HiIarious..especially when it started out with that homer simpson laugh lmao
JrzyStunna4Life 2 years ago
She is Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeee ! x
haha
FVGaNgStA 2 years ago
you should hear this guy do denzel washington he smashes it!
kingwill86 2 years ago 3
lmao lolololololo
hellokittykat50 2 years ago 2
Funny.
utwobing 2 years ago
oh my god i loved this omg omg 2 funny
jessicachanneltv 2 years ago 4
she is bad tho
33deangelo33 2 years ago 11
hehh you ready B ?
mekz100 2 years ago 13
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akitter92 2 years ago
He funny as hell
hustleify 2 years ago 5
U BETTA GET UR ACT TOGETHAAAA!!!!
Thats was funny az fuck
rayrayALA 2 years ago 10
Great act. =]
Chemognoza 2 years ago
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i hope his wife leaves him and he contracts herpes :) what a fucking disrespectful jerk.
berryblitz07 2 years ago
dude it' comedy... get over it.
SerialThrillr 2 years ago 3
Hahaha He does good impressions lol
ShinoIsNumb1 2 years ago 5
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lmao u fukin homo fuk outta here witr dat shit nigga ur eyes aint gunna wonder along to another mans cock u fukin faget
bu5hwick 2 years ago
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russell peters is 1000000000000000000000000000 times better
zusful 2 years ago
i'm gonna have to agreeeee!! russell is da MAN!!
QueenB2000 2 years ago 4
but russell is good :D
millioboy 2 years ago
look at his dick ew, wear some tight boxers ok????
fromwashington402 2 years ago
WHAT ???????????????
LBJohn15 2 years ago
man i hope u a girl for dat comment
THECOOL8732 2 years ago
What If i wass???? man , don't act like u didnt see it.....Okk dont actttt, just dont , Being a man [ i guess ] doesnt make your eyes Unreachable to men's private zonesss...that Small dick is almost jumpin off dem pantss
fromwashington402 2 years ago
U have just made the wierdest funniest and gayest comment i've read so far. Im straight and the whole time i was watching i dont think i even looked anywhere near his dick. Thats just not what straight guys do, and then to actually write something about it. Im just laughing so hard im turning purple.
rayrayALA 2 years ago
lol its trueeee.....i mean, thats so OUT THERE , watch the video...its like disgusting and at the same time like lol
fromwashington402 2 years ago
U had me laughin hard........LMFAO
U must have a very UNSOLVED sexuality....u do ...cuz if u were a real straight man u wouldnt even Care to say u saw it,,,U're still straight right?[ok not in this case]
fromwashington402 2 years ago
yea i'm straight n i haven't looked at it
i jux hope u a girl tA BE TALKIN BOUT HIS NUTZ N SHIT LOL
THECOOL8732 2 years ago
lol, IM a gurl and mi eyes didnt even go down there, so he musta been checkin. i was so busy listenin to his jokes that i wasnt worryin about what was down there.
lilsexythang909 2 years ago
agreed!
malaysiaamir 2 years ago
this guy is fken funny lol
sokolshala 2 years ago
get your avt together hahaha
Charlietta 2 years ago 2
I want the full episode. The HD was GREAT!
karzan10 2 years ago 2
look at her look at her, betta get yo act together!!!
WTFreakout 2 years ago 4
Aries Spears the Jaz Z impersonation champ...hands down!!!
KimberlyWest685 2 years ago 5
what's wrong is that she doesn't have a personal trainer very day of the week, a personal chef, or the "magic" of hollywood. that's what's wrong :).
go ahead, thumb me down...blah blah blah lol.
holla06 2 years ago 10
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the mann
jakedotdotdot 2 years ago
Awsome!
betterdayz2nite 2 years ago
hahahahahaha!!!!
" i felt like a stalker without a bush to hide behind" (lmao)
jwiz23 2 years ago 5
LOOOOL
VenessaVB 2 years ago
lmfao!!
missm472 2 years ago
"yo my man fall back" HAHAH
kingreverse1 2 years ago 4
Yo you ready B?
Look at her! Look at her! Look at her! You betta get yo' ass togetha! That girl is bad, whats wrong with you.
iDefineFresh 2 years ago 6
LMAO!!!!
bartlettbd 2 years ago
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meli1579 2 years ago
one of the best in the biz!
heartyhoopz1184 2 years ago
I almost chocked at 1:18 ... This guy is Hilarious...
22ashfaq 2 years ago 2
"i'm just serious man"
thedragqueen722 2 years ago
yea i thought he was gonna say im just joking then he said serious XDD
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1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.
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Dynesteah 2 years ago
i just saw him perform tonight...he's great!
winterborn1981 2 years ago
omg he sounds just like jigga
babymil90 2 years ago 4
look at here, you better get your act together! ROFLMAO ;D
N1mro8 2 years ago 7
look at her look at her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
khitb 2 years ago 2
beyoncee is sooooo BOOOOSTTED!!!.... her headd is gon explode one dayy
HSChrisBreezzy 2 years ago
"you ever seen someone so fine you feel like a stalker without a bush to hid behind" LMFAO hes so damn funny
MiaColada 2 years ago
Ohh man thats sad to see a grown man so whipped even if it is Beyonce. Shouldnt let no woman do you like that!LOL this guy also does the best impersonations
UNIONJACKSLAYER 2 years ago 5
Lmao
1:10 - 1:20
Friggin hilarious
xxrealzxx 2 years ago
lmao..
D3Yhate0NmaSWAGG 2 years ago
a stalker with out a bush to hide behind, im ova hea like "MWAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
lionstrykr 2 years ago 5
u ready bee... lol
Huldhah 2 years ago 6
fine with a capitol FINE! ive been married for 13 years...looooooooooonggg.....loong LOL
mckillaa 2 years ago 8
dont clap i didnt say i was enjoying it...
im just serious
XD
justahotfriend 2 years ago 4
fuck jay z, fuck beyonce... one a side note this was hilarious
Nikg420 2 years ago 3
U BETTER GET YOUR ACT 2GETHA!!!
yungeazy93 2 years ago 7
dis is so fukin funny i lol so hard i spred the flu
damnpowerboy 2 years ago 4
too funny
termaraclarke 2 years ago
Fine with a capital....
FINE!
jijijiji
tearypeary 2 years ago
hahaha
goose8787 2 years ago
1:21 i swear he sounded like eddie murphy
RoxyBlaze934 2 years ago
real funny!
meli1579 2 years ago
lol this rooks
boxfordballer 2 years ago
his denzel impression is on point.
Kingsnake1 2 years ago 10
lolol LOOK AT HERRR YOU BETTA GET YO ACT TOGETHA! >.>
r4ng3hustle 2 years ago 11
LMAO
KGBabygurl90 2 years ago
ROTF
AssaultRiflePlayer 2 years ago
Haha!! 5*
Helsinkisillest 2 years ago
hahahahaha
Underxman 2 years ago
this guy is awesome, love the ending!!!
yofat 2 years ago