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  • Suppose your not christian or jewish?

    "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? So help you god?"

    "Well, I'm an athiest. Does that mean I can lie?"

  • 3:57 - VERY TRUE!!!

  • Yeah ! I'll tell you as much truth as the people who wrote that fucking Bible! How do ya like that ! LOL

  • LOL

  • He was just both brilliant and histerical... And while he was getting older was even funnier!

  • george shouldve been my father

  • 29 people are making the list of temporary privileges get shorter every year

  • brilliant man

  • Christianity is an amazing religion. Unfortunately the people are arrogant assholes.

  • @runepk4life500

    its all corrupt, nature and heart is our only true religion and god is the connection that makes it

    all happen peace etc

    religion was designed for money n control.

    its sad i know..

  • @MrArpas123 i don't know if your joking or serious...but your quite pathetic either way.

  • God was created by evil men to control others. We all know right from wrong. we dont need god, we only need ourselves. Who started all this god crap? we are all god together and if we all loved ourselves and treated others as we wished to be treated we would have no corruption and no evil in the world. we are all one and while one person suffers, we all suffer.

  • @dew02005 Thank god for people like you, lol get it its a joke, anyway I 100% agree with you religion is just another think to divide us.

  • @MrArpas123 You sound like a cross between a bible thumping homophobe and darth vader. for real, will you seriously show george and all of his fans a little bit of respect and shut the fuck up. this was a comedy icon, and just because you disagree with him doesn't mean you can shit all over his legacy like you're doing. just please fuck off, will you?

  • @MrArpas123 shit are you jesus? i've been praying for you to come and walk my dog?

  • George worshipped Peshi, so do I

  • george carin is my new god

  • George was always funny, irreverent, outrageous, and spot on!

  • Thoughts:

    1. 9th amendment:

    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. ALL rights were given by God (assuming that rights and God exist) The Bill of Rights, written by man, only enumerates a few (not all amendments list rights, while some list more than 1.) Still a great bit, though.

  • @artistwithouttalent 9th amendment: ratified by people fucked in the ass by this so called god fellow

  • I think he is hillarious, but is also soooo wrong!!!

  • @Palmtree2011 why is he wrong?!

  • well...I loved his comedy...but I hate to say this but...hes screaming and being tortured in hell right now...

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  • @dragonslayerED30 Prove hell even exists before claiming stuff like that. Besides, you'd think God with all his godly powers would have a sense of humor.

  • @OhIoCoUnTrYBoY06: "this man is a fucking legend!!!!!!!!" - of course next to elected leaders of this so called Democratic Republic he would seem like a legend.

  • to everyone who mention filmski.co.cc, i got message for you: FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!

  • @ratna438 go fuck yourself !

  • SCIENCE MAKES YOU FLY TO THE MOON.

    RELIGION MAKES YOU FLY INTO BUILDINGS.

  • @gerrardanfield science makes u belive tht u can fly 2 the moon.

    and POWER n CONTROL makes u fly into buildings.

  • @gerrardanfield Right on!!

  • @gerrardanfield WRONG! ISLAM MAKES YOU FLY INTO BUILDINGS. AND CATHOLICISM MAKES YOU STICK YOUR WANG IN SOME 12YR OLDS BUTT!

  • 25 dislikes r these people fckin twat sucking morons from a different dimension or r they religious? same thing i suppose

  • @saman197587 Fail.

  • To put your left hand on the bible and the right hand held high is a Lucifer pose, the devils pose.

    Search up "Lucifer" see for yourself.

  • If you are a young atheist, check this out :

    Young atheist be proud

    (by OneProudAtheist)

  • this guy was a fucken genius. not because this is what he thinks, but for the guts to talk about this shit the way he did... RIP George Carlin

  • Yes George we know all gay people like you dont believe in God and they tell themselves there is no God to pursue their nasty evil deeds without remorse...

  • @woody19791 lol your an idiot. Tell themselves there is no God because there is no proof. Science is all we have.

  • 3:12 Look at his face! Hilarious!

  • am I imagining things or is this ridicilous amount of movie site advertisements comments here to distract and divert people from what Carlin is saying...until now I haven't seen one video where there are movie advertisements beneath the goddamn video, although it has nothing to do with movies at all...

  • @mongolenpup Interesting observation.

  • @mongolenpup On the plus side at least YouTube is free. Id be upset if you had to deal with that when your paying but for free its expected.

  • Christianity is a disease that robbed me of my dignity and led me to attempt suicide.

  • @odensmeadhorn

    go spitirtual my friend all u need is heart nature god and peace

    thts the divine parts of you and thats what god would expect if i was to assume.

    Religion jus seperates n controls. its make believe bs.

  • @odensmeadhorn thumbs up for you to try attempt it again. rip Carlin

  • @deathmare88 You know me always down to give it the good old college try.... ps fuck yourself.

  • This guy is too damn funny lmao

  • the two most disappointing things ever.

    1. that Bush was re-elected

    2. the amount of disrespect toward George after he died.

  • @dd1995100

    @ 1. that Bush was re-elected: I agree.

    @ 2. the amount of disrespect toward George after he died: Stop worrying; he doesn't care, never did. I don't care either, I love the man!

  • @dd1995100 bush was only elected by the people once.

  • @RedDragon033195 No one is elected by the people, they are elected by the electoral college.

  • @dd1995100 Hey, it's a lot easier to dissed someone that is dead. Carlin can't make another stand up to dissed those pricks anymore.

  • @dd1995100 Yes both of thoses events are fucking shit. I miss George alot.

  • @dd1995100 George Carlin rambled. A man who had ideas. I can't agree to them, because he'd say "fuck off...think for yourself." It's fucked people diss him. Shame to knock anyone who laid the thought on the table that we were HUMANS. Carlin hated for being honest and Hawking gets awards for bullshitting people. Welcome to the greatest show on earth, right?

  • @dd1995100 I didn't heard that shit, if somebody disrespects Carlin I punch anybody in the face, he was a genius, If they disrespect me, thats ok, it happens everyday, I don't deserve respect anyway, but Carlin, shit, he's the holy herectic man, the real deal and the anarchic black sheep.

  • @Shawn95193 nice and perhaps you will be where he is now.this jackass is pathetic,but not as pathetic as the other 101 idiots that approve of your post.sad very very sad indeed.

  • @lance9772 You are moron, it was obviously exaggeration. Who do you believe in ? The fuck nut you call god probably. Guess what gods an asshole.

  • @lance9772 Show some pride in your writing and use capitalization you tool...

  • its funny how the title says RIP May 12, 1937 -- June 22, 2008 and the date on the upload is march 11, 2008

  • George Carlin was the best comedian EVER , may ' GOD' rest his soul :D

    we shall miss him and his shows , ONE MORE DOGMA please

    Peace and love to all , we are one

  • It is already on Netflix instant if you are deaf have captions/subtitles.

    George Carlin was a great comedian, you will be missed. R.I.P.

  • If I go to Heaven and George Carlin isnt god im gonna be pissed! :D

  • @VeeVeeNorCalBabe well it looks like youre going to be pissed because your jackass buddy carlin is no where near heaven,more like the hottest corner of hell,and he damn sure isnt GOD lol lol

  • @lance9772 Lol thats cool, I'm down to chill for eternity in hell, laughing it up with George Carlin and Bill Hicks, jamming with Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon, talking politics and conspiracies with JFK and MLK, while all the super christians, or mormons, or jews (lol well lets face it not jews :-/ ), or muslims, or scientologists, or who ever and you get into heaven. But then again, nobody is REALLY righteous and everyone has some evil in them, sooooo.... see ya in hell guy :)

  • @lance9772 yes,and i am the biggest sinner ever,that is why JESUS CHRIST is my lord and savior,cause i need him more than anyone,and i thank FATHER GOD that he is in the forgiveness business.may GOD bless you sir

  • @Shawn95193

    Pesci too!

  • Way in the future when people hav given up imaginary entities like god and ghosts and they do a study of civilisation in 2011, they are gonna look at carlin like we look at copernicus today and think he was right all along and society was run by morons who believed otherwise. Scientific fact was overlooked simply because people "FELT" that the earth was the center of the universe so they threw out all rime and reason similarly, the "god" ideology has carried on fr ages bt soon it'll die off.

  • He should of been a lawyer

  • I believe in God...and his name is GEORGE CARLIN!!! =D

  • i pooped

  • George Carlin isn't dead, he's livin at Joe Pesci's house. HaHaHa

  • If George Carlin and Mark Twain had been contemporaries, they would have been buddies!

  • I wish he was alive =(

  • 22 people had to swear on an upside-down backward Chinese braille bible with half the pages missing.

  • To the religious: your beliefs are as silly as a child's belief in Santa Claus and should ridiculed as such. And not just to be rude, but to show you that it is silly and childish to lay claim to ANYTHING without evidence. You do not deserve to be taken seriously about your beliefs in the supernatural because laying claim to something w/o evidence is not how a mature, rational mind should work. Peace

  • You have no evidence that there is no God. Think about it... some gnarly shit brah.

    Religion is certainly bullshit, but "the supernatural" is an interesting topic.

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  • @Shawn95193 He itself would have said the same.:)

  • George Carlin, the funniest philosopher!

  • this man is my idol, a true genius! a professor a comedian a no bullshit guy. i would love to see alllll his work! r.i p... george

  • I really miss this guy..

  • SLAVERY just fucking slipped his right

  • my hero! i wrote and drew him out while others draw batman lolxP

  • I'm only 20, when they say swear on the bible. I'll say, not thank you, I'd rather be put under an oath by a book that promotes truth. Not lies and violence. When I was getting my dose of religious bullshit as a kid, I swear, I had nightmares from all the violence that goes on.

  • @4illegalalien fuck your mom!

  • 99% of the Polices in the world are Mental sikness and violence people!

  • Why watch it if you don't like it? George Carlin is a comedic genius and I am truly saddened that my children will have to grow up in a generation without George Carlin. Smartest guy on the god damn planet. RIP George. <3

  • @Shawn95193 I always say "ME"

    Im the ONLY thing i can 100% believe in, everything else could be fake like in the matrix

  • He's not even laughing about his jokes. You can see that he means these things. We must take it seriously, his criticism. It's a man with experience after all.

  • @Shawn95193 not Joe Pesci?

  • I had the privilege to see him twice. No one will ever have the balls to do this type of in- your- face comedy again. Rest in peace wherever you are now Mr. Carlin.

  • There is only one god ... he is the sun god... Ra... Ra... Ra!! And George Carlin was his prophet. Thanks George and rest in peace.

  • i love george, but i dont think im a monkey. i try to love my fellow people

  • Greatest man who ever lived, I will spread his word in all means that I am able.

  • @Shawn95193 lol yeah he IS my god. I would much rather worship him than some retarded invisible friend.

  • I fucking love this!

  • There are so scenes in this story... So touching... Ofcourse moovi.co.cc will give you something more of this movie. All you need to do is to come to it...

  • @MrSpectator89 what the?

  • 20 people fear god but enjoyed that clown's comic

  • all true from the man himself.

  • @cutie404610

    If it actually existed..

  • IN GEORGE CARLIN WE TRUST

  • Hey this time the actors are up to their most fierce battle ever. This are awesome guys! I think that moovi.co.cc is streaming this movie!

  • EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT!!!!

  • Do you know that RIGHT NOW..Youtube is censoring a movie with more than 1,000.000 views!!!" Don't believe it?!

    Go to youtube. com/watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

    and then try to find that video on the YouTube Most Viewed Page

    If you can't... then thumb this comment up to confirm

    Censorship suck you guys.

  • haha this is great

  • @ServantofChrist007 no god was a fan! he got a free pass!

  • need more people like him..

  • Love Carlin...miss him. No one funnier or smarter, ever.

  • isnt it ironic and hypocritial of Carlin living in Santa Monica being taken to St John's hospital to die with a crucifix above his head ?

  • @k3304 yes it is and its exactly carlins own words about humans- i dont see the problem- he probally thought it was funny ! If you dont like Carlin why watch it- i notice you post this same shit on his other videos!

  • @salvadory , thats because hypocritical Carlin chose his own end game at Saint John's in Santa Monica. He probably asked for forgiveness below the crucifix in his room which is cool.

  • @k3304

    get a clue retard....he actually was buried without any catholic rites or bullshit as he wanted, now thats what I call a real saint.

  • @k3304 and what should he do instead? they got crusifixes EVERYWHERE NOW!!! they dont care that MAYBE a patient may be an atheist or believe in another god...all that matters is that the majority are christians so they put it EVERYWHERE...and they get all judgemental if u ask nicely to remove it...no comments...

  • @FriendsBeren , i bet Carlin looked up at the crucfix above him and asked for forgiveness from Jesus ! LMAO ! Wouldnt that be ironic ?

  • @k3304 it would be...if it were true...but i bet you anything its not...and what happened? wasnt another Rupture supposed to take place yesterday (so i heard said some very religious guy Harold Camping)...and as for this "God of Love" that u believe so much, go check christianity's history...and check the love that they showed to people that wouldn't convert...fires, murders, backstabbings...all there my friend...just saying u should check it out...the rest is up to you

  • @FriendsBeren , ever hear of Joseph Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Ho Chi Minh or Fidel Castro ?

  • @k3304 indeed i have...ever heard of Ypatia, the burning of the Library of Alexandreia, the slaughter of the followers of the 12 gods in Greece etc? Ever heard of the Kings of Byzantium (Theodosios most notably)?

  • A great intellectual, compelling arguements, and good man. RIP George

  • I googled Japanese americans 1942 on wikipedia. Horrible...This man is speaks the truth.

  • @Hrko1992 ya man my great grandparents were sent to Manzanar

  • 19 people didn't know Carlin was a god.

  • Miss you so much George. The world needs more men like you.

  • lol "they're your tits ma, you keep an eye on 'em" There seem to be many gods. Carlin was one of them

  • The number of pro votes speak for them selvs

  • I'm religious and I consider myself very affirmed in my religion as well as open to other religions and I still love to watch George Carlins vids =)

  • fuck the people who dislike this

  • RIP, the greatest!

  • I prey to Joe Pesci

  • God bless George Carlin...without God Carlin wouldn't have had his best material. RIP George. Your legacy brought light to a dark world.

  • This same exact clip is on youtube...

  • This dude is/was the TRUTH! He speaks too much truth for god-believers to handle.

  • ...an upside down backwards chinese brail bible with half the pages missing. I agree; why swear on the Bible? it can easily mean as little as saying the 'lord's prayer' at a catholic school, or saying the pledge of allegiance.

  • Thanks for stopping by George.

  • Bill Maher is like George Carlin lite...Carlin is the patriarch of what he does...good stuff!

  • @UtopiaMinor666 Plus, he's also a member of Hypocrisy (A.K.A Peta), and he's a tad little bit of a fundamentalist athiest, so despite a few occasional good things he's done, I don't trust him that much.

  • he says hes agnostic