How Abe Lincoln realy died (uncensored)
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  • Are u freakin searious downyourtube  kreepy

    MrNINJA210 8 hours ago

  • suck my presidential cock

    MrSkulls666 4 days ago

  • i think thats enough youtube for today

    Sub2mychanel 4 days ago

  • I love How contadicting Abe is. "You Skinny looking MothaFucka!" then "You fat ass piece of shit! You tub-o-lard lookin' mothafucka!" Haha.

    TawnyaTheGreatest 6 days ago

  • Suck my presidential cock bitch!!!

    therock07198 1 week ago 2

  • <3 1:39-215 LOL

    duecemonkey4 2 weeks ago

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    duecemonkey4 2 weeks ago

  • listen to the women john calm down just calm down calm down just clam down

    LeGiToB3AST 2 weeks ago

  • Zach has captured the role of my older brother superbly.

    aliciaisocoolike 2 weeks ago

  • DONT BREAK MY BUTT!!!!!!!!! LOL

    matthowlett29 3 weeks ago

  • lmao you fatass piece of shit

    Uroburos115 3 weeks ago

  • censored version is better cussing is better bleaped it sounds better...what!?

    kyle12345150 1 month ago

  • i never knew they had plastic bottles in there time lol

    Mocasta 1 month ago

  • you spelled really wrong by the way in the title

    IdiotSociety8496 1 month ago

  • YOU TUBBY LARD LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER

    IdiotSociety8496 1 month ago

  • Hilarious this is like the 50th time watching it

    devinbastin 1 month ago

  • What what what what what what what what hey! what WHAT!!! LOL

    sexyback133 1 month ago

  • heheheheheheh hahaha i love this one so much!!!!! hahah!

    sexyback133 1 month ago

  • hahahahahahahaha

    crazyjake252 1 month ago

  • he calls him skinny and then he calls him a fat piece of shit???

    jordannielsen5 1 month ago

  • Suck my presidential cock

    bitch!!!!! hahahahah

    jordannielsen5 1 month ago

  • calm down, just calm down. calm down, just calm down.

    legitprestige85 1 month ago

  • 15 people have now fucked up

    DillonMichaelPomeroy 1 month ago 2

  • My friend just loved that part where he says suck my presidential dick.bitch

    WVUgirl1990 1 month ago

  • I can't watch this!! Hey EVERYBODY! I can't watch this!

    livingthescream24 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TJMstudios

  • Im going to beat him to death with this hammer... XD!

    livingthescream24 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TJMstudios

  • Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

    

    JoiStayFly 2 months ago

  • where did he get the hammer from.....?

    SophiaNC24 2 months ago

  • oh shit hes rite behind u i cnt watch hey everybodty i cnt watch this

    BaseBallKing341 2 months ago

  • witch one of u damn mother fkers said that sht was it u string bean?

    root100111 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos 7

  • 15 people have now fucked up

    ChadTheGuitarist 3 months ago

  • His hitting my butt XD

    randomvidz54 3 months ago

  • now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you have fucked up XD

    121thedemonkid 3 months ago 24

  • suck my presidential cock bitch you tubarlard motherfucker

    sethconn 4 months ago

  • suck my presidential cock bitch you tubarlard motherfucker

    sethconn 4 months ago

  • Suck my presidential cock BITCH!!!!

    shawneilgmode23 4 months ago

  • WHICH ONE OF YALL DAMN MOTHAFUCKA'S JUST SAID THAT SHIT!?

    handykid1000 4 months ago in playlist handykid1000's favorites 2

  • FUKIN HILARIOUS!!!;);)

    (now you hav fucked up)hahaha

    purple77ize 5 months ago

  • ''Hey''....''What'' "WHAT" !!!!!

    MatPritchard220 5 months ago

  • ''Hey''....''What'' "WHAT"

    MatPritchard220 5 months ago

  • now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    now you fucked up

    now you had fucked up

    you had fucked up now

    littleb757 5 months ago

  • hahaha funny shit

    

    thesportboy123 6 months ago

  • @EmoRavenProduction 14.

    CocaineKaytie 6 months ago

  • no u fucked up!!

    TheLuky8 6 months ago

  • oh look its abe lincon hes dead.... TOO SOON?

    dublej16 7 months ago

  • LMFAO

    

    jendrix123456789 7 months ago

  • Suck my presidential cock bitch lol

    apcrusader2 7 months ago

  • LMFAO.!!!that is so funny.!!!!x)

    18DinosaurLuver 7 months ago

  • ..Watch it with Audio Captions, Oh my god. LMFAO

    mewkitty4897 7 months ago

  • LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHNNNN!!!!!!!

    masnic7393 7 months ago

  • What you doin skinny?

    What you doin fat assXD

    mike1maniac1 7 months ago

  • 13 People Got Hammerd In The Ass.. lol

    

    MrSarge874 7 months ago 2

  • @MrSarge874 yeah hahaha!

    ian10896 7 months ago

  • You fat ass tubba lard lookin string beaned motha fuckin hoee act... woww lmao hilarious four times in a row n still doesnt get oldd..! haha

    MrSarge874 7 months ago

  • LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­LLLLLLLLLLL hahahahahahahhahahah

    cayden2000 7 months ago

  • listen to the woman John!!! haha

    beyondfeelings00 7 months ago

  • i love how abe calls him a string bean in the beggining but then calls him a fatass at the end

    YoungMoneyGaming16 7 months ago

  • you have fucked up now

    justbecauseitis1 7 months ago

  • Classic!

    LCartagena22 7 months ago

  • THIS IS TO FUNNI......I CAN WATCH THIS BILLIONS OF TIMES AND STILL LAUGH!!!!!!! :)

    pr3ttymixedchick 8 months ago

  • fav line from"How abraham lincol really died uncesored

    Abraham: Hey acty, stop the play, acty! ho acty! hey ho! i got to go to the bathroom i drank to much liquid and now i gottta piss! uoh ho i gotta bottle i gotta bottle its aight. replay the play five minutes because that fat piece of shit was talking and couldnt pay attention to what you guys was doing so replay the play five minutes, and you shut the fuck up!

    fighterkid36 8 months ago

  • hes hittin my butt,dont break my butt lol

    funnynamehere2 8 months ago

  • rofl

    ThePhsyco1 8 months ago

  • Hey whTw

    pnutbutterstar678 8 months ago

  • omg this is so aswsome

    ganer3332 8 months ago

  • SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    Then Dies (: Bahahahahahahahah

    cammieboo90 8 months ago

  • OHHHHHHHHHHH NOW YOU FUCKED UP

    Buahahahahaha (:

    ButterflyAffectx 8 months ago

  • abe: HEY!

    john: WHAT!

    abe: WHAT!!!!!

    swaggtastic67 8 months ago

  • SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH !

    mcwMattx23 8 months ago

  • oh sh*t hes hittin me in the butt

    

    bjghitch9 8 months ago

  • now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, you have fucked up, suck my presidetial cock bitch, you fatass piece of shit, tub o lard lookin mother fucker, what, what, what, what, what ,what, what, what, Hey...what, what, idk why your looking up at me the play is on stage im not putting a play up on here

    SPURS7586 8 months ago 3

  • i like when he say i have to take a piss and he say never mind i have a bottle

    jamesbell7 9 months ago

  • LMFAO.

    TheTiawalker1 9 months ago

  • the 13 dislikes are john wilks booth

    APreOwnedPotato 9 months ago

  • Suck my presidential cock BITCH! My friend said that to me the other day ahaha

    iTscHlOeCeE 9 months ago

  • now you fucked up ,now you fucked up, now you fucked up, you have fucked up, now you fucked up

    mybffisblake 9 months ago

  • Hey rewind the play 5 min cause that fat piece of shit wouldn't shut the fuck up

    upsman2009 9 months ago

  • 13 people are sucking abe's presidential cock

    Kawmahari 9 months ago

  • who said that!,which 1 of u damn muthafuckers just said that shit!, was it u string bean, skinny ass lookin muthafucka, turn around and say it again!!, turn around and say it again!!! hahahahaha

    HEAVENFIRE5 9 months ago

  • ohh

    

    morgandukes1225 9 months ago

  • What!? What!? What!?

    HEY!!!

    What?

    WHAT!!!?

    moksnedm 9 months ago

  • You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....You Done Fucked Up Now....YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!!!

    YoungRappeYoungEsto 9 months ago

  • @YoungRappeYoungEsto Great effort buddy, but nobody cares.

    JakeFuckingAlvarez 9 months ago

  • this shet is funny who comes up with this

    bigggggd1123 9 months ago

  • Is somebody sure that the real killer isnt Bear Grylls trying to steal his bottle of piss?

    Mstater224 9 months ago

  • dont break my but please dont break my ahh hes breaking my butt

    THACERIALKILLA1 9 months ago

  • now u fucked 7 xs so funny wtf :)

    THACERIALKILLA1 9 months ago

  • Is it just me, or does the audience seem like a painting.......they never move.

    Hitman1elite 10 months ago

  • Save yourself Hamlet! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

    ErikaResponding 10 months ago

  • suck my presidental cock mother fucker

    coolcheeseclan 10 months ago

  • i love this so much <3

    loverosealways 10 months ago

  • now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up now you fucked up

    navysealsniperxx 10 months ago

  • I said the calm down part to my math teacher :) she was all what?? and the whole class was laughing :)

    02Fastpitch 10 months ago

  • Where you going skinny? What's this fat piece of shit doing now?

    captainprice223 10 months ago

  • you fucked up now what what!

    partypoisen 10 months ago

  • 12 people got their buts broken

    isthisabettername 10 months ago

  • Listen 2 the woman John, calm down just calm down...

    hi7177671501 10 months ago

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP ABE

    !

    

    TheVisions34 10 months ago

  • 12 people need to CALM DOWN.

    wafflesaretheshiznit 10 months ago

  • Now you have fucked up

    SubZero4435 10 months ago 2

  • suck my presidental cock bitch lol

    imaladykilla77 10 months ago 2

  • Sounds like Chris Rock.

    NovaSpartan19 10 months ago

  • now u effed up npw u effed up lol kool aid kool aid!! lol dont askk

    justice9879 10 months ago

  • 12 people have fucked up!

    MikeSarno 10 months ago 3

  • This just made my night xD

    doublebubble100 10 months ago

  • pissin while hammer raped

    fdnyalf319 10 months ago 3

  • were did hammer come from?

    root100111 10 months ago 2

  • 12 haters ........

    root100111 10 months ago 2

  • "OH now u fucked up, now u fucked up, now u fucked up, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!" hahahaha

    xxWannaBeOpticxx 10 months ago 2

  • "who said that?"

    "which one of you damn motherfuckers just said that shit!?!"

    TOO FUNNY XD

    2011EMOKID 10 months ago

  • Piece of lard lookin ass!

    allycuellar65 10 months ago

  • Lmao.! I laughed so fucking hard

    andysixx20445 10 months ago

  • NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP! SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK!

    rudydanielhernandez 10 months ago

  • lmfao this is funny as shit on rice on a friday night in wisconsin

    warwolfx1000 10 months ago

  • What? What? What? What? What? HEYY!!! WHAT?! What! lmao i love it

    BabieTee21 10 months ago

  • he calls him skinny and then immediately after that he calls him a fat piece a shit lol

    ChelseaGRIN1248 10 months ago

  • now u fuked up,now u fuked up,now u fuked up,u hav fuked up now

    TheLoni13 11 months ago

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

    Musiclove091 11 months ago

  • which one of yall damn mother fucka's just said that shit !? LOL

    ZAGGNUT1 11 months ago

  • now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up you have fucked up now

    Auron46 11 months ago

  • Suck my presidental cock, BITCH!

    lard lookin mothua' fucka!

    nickDGK100 11 months ago

  • eye gawt to goe tew tah bathroom eye drank tew much liquid now eye gawt tew Piss!..........Hes brakin mah butt

    TheYungGhost 11 months ago

  • now u fuck up now u fuck up now u have fuck up lol

    MrBkevin11 11 months ago

  • HES BREAKING MAH BUTT!

    MrScararm95 11 months ago

  • ... hahahaha

    gabrielvizcaino33 11 months ago

  • you know, we're reading hamlet in english and whenever i read it all i can think of is "ohhhh hamlet hamlet hamlet hamlet, the vampire army has taken the city!"

    coheed987 1 year ago

  • Listen To the woman John!  Calm down just calm down

    RaVaBoY100 1 year ago

  • Listen To the woman John!

    RaVaBoY100 1 year ago

  • The best part at 2:00 "Suck my Presidental Cock BITCH

    RaVaBoY100 1 year ago

  • 2:00 Is the best! Suck my presidental cock BITCH

    DubstepKittyKoda 1 year ago

  • funniest part of vid 0:00-3:46 :)

    xJHiggs1x 1 year ago

  • This is hilarious!!

    xxxamzingpplxxx 1 year ago

  • Abe: stop the play! i got to go to the bathroom. i drank much liquid now i got to piss. wait i got bottle. its ok i got a bottle. rewind the play 5 minutes cuz that piece of shit was talking and u shut the fuck up!

    Lol! Funny!

    loveablerebecca321 1 year ago

  • 1:18 - 1:20

    2ndfunniestman1 1 year ago

  • i liek his hat.

    MastaYi 1 year ago

  • 10 people, fucked up ,bitch`!!!!!!!

    wattack6 1 year ago 2

  • he kind of sounds like adam sandler

    Thalathir 1 year ago 36

  • @Thalathir he sounds alittle more like Ralphy but skinnier

    xXKinGofbLadEsXx 8 months ago

  • lmao

    lismaegirl 1 year ago 2

  • funny

    realtalk300 1 year ago

  • what what what what what what

    sacrifcialgoat 1 year ago 2

  • First he calls him a skinny ass looking motherfucker and then he calls him a fat ass piece of shit. Real fucking smart.

    chagersfreak21 1 year ago 2

  • Funny 1:40

    MoneyMoe1107 1 year ago

  • 7 people have sucked his presidential cock.

    devastation77 1 year ago

  • 7 dislikes. Now u have fucked up.

    devastation77 1 year ago 2

  • where the hell do you get a hammer from a damn theatre seat?

    aFlickaThunder 1 year ago 3

  • now u fucked up now u fucked up u have fucked up now now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u have fucked up

    jtm226 1 year ago 3

  • now u fucked up now u fucked up u have fucked up now now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u fucked up now u have fucked up

    jtm226 1 year ago

  • this is funny

    Supafly1548 1 year ago

  • 5 ppl have now fucked up.

    devastation77 1 year ago

  • love how the 'actors' continue to just walk back and forth on the stage while all this is going on...this is so damn funny!

    melissarby 1 year ago

  • i love how he calls him a skinny string bean, then he calls him a fat motherfucker (:

    neonroselyt 1 year ago 115

  • @neonroselyt thats tha joke

    brady7692687 1 year ago

  • @neonroselyt

    Lol i know that was funny

    TheELMO69420 11 months ago

  • @neonroselyt lol what u doin skinny what are u doin u fat muthaf*cka lol

    xXHelloMrMartianxX 10 months ago

  • "you have Fucked up now"

    vampcode96 1 year ago

  • BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hunster54 1 year ago

  • Suck my Presidental cock! BITCH!

    superomegadeathray 1 year ago 2

  • WAT WAT WAT WAT , HEY. WAT? WAT!!

    peppermint12341 1 year ago

  • Listen to the woman john!!!! Calm Down Jst Calm Down, Calm Down Jst Calm Down!!!!! :D

    peppermint12341 1 year ago

  • I JUST SAW 5 VAMPIRES AND IM GOING TO STAB THEM IN THE HEART :3

    mattf0261 1 year ago

  • listen to the woman John calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm hey acty stop the play acty ho acty!!!!!! Haha this is some funny stuff 8D

    BabyNoah3 1 year ago

  • haha i love how is hat is at 2:39

    Zidonaldo 1 year ago

  • I love how he's skinny and then a fat peice of shit right after. XD

    airaeluv 1 year ago

  • 5 fuckin ppl are going to die of being hammered in the ass!

    FNBF100 1 year ago

  • this shit is so fuckin funny

    BabyGirlMorris 1 year ago

  • this shit is so fuckin funny

    BabyGirlMorris 1 year ago

  • WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

    Cl1ckHere01 1 year ago

  • what what what what what what HEY! WHAT!!! what DONT BREAK MY BUTT DONT BREAK MY BUTT HES BREAKIN MY BUTT

    chaseawesomeness 1 year ago

  • Why you looking at me fat bitch the plays on stage.

    Funny...(:

    MyBeast210 1 year ago

  • WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HEY! what? WHAT? HAHAHAHA!!

    tonganloser21 1 year ago