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  • Well said.

  • I would like to talk about this "If life gives you lemons make lemonade" saying. Where the fuck did you get the sugar and water to make the fucking lemonade if life only gave you LEMONS?! I hate that fucking saying. Anyway, love yer rant, hate that assjiz Santorum.

  • Keep bashing those meddling bastards. It's about time these Fundamentalist pricks were marginalised. You can't have it both ways....you can't scream about supporting the Constitution and a Theocracy at the same time. Every sperm is sacred...but it's all right to bomb the shit out of innocents in Iraq, it's all right to execute people, it's all right to kill in war, it's all right to let your own people starve and go without medical care. Fucking lowlife scum sucking hypocrites.

  • Can't wait to leave this on the Facebook wall of the few right wing tealiban "friends" I have! Great video man!

  • @chigong980 What fun!

  • Hey old fart, you are awesome, im subbing.

  • you are my hero today

  • Wow, no "peace and love that's where it's at" on this one. LOL.

  • LOL Bravo! 

  • Hmm. I couldn't view dgreysun's new videos and now I can't view this one of yours. I wonder what is going on.

    Anyway, Rick won't be a problem. Even the Evangelical leadership dumped him once they actually started listening to what he was saying. They think he's nuts, too.

  • @oldfartrants Another great video, but you forgot to mention that according to Rick's precious Book, he would also have to force his daughter to marry said rapist. Hey, at least he would get 50 sheckles.

  • I like your videos. The sad thing is they only have a few thousands views whereas Mr fucktorium has many more. Keep up the good work in attacking stupid religious zealots or should I say "keep up God's work"

  • I love this guy.

  • Old Fart, you're answered on my question about 'pressing hard on Christians' ...by this video. Thanks a lot, buddy!

  • I love your videos, Old Fart. The great thing about them is the discussions that they start. You are forcing the rest of us to start thinking and that's a good thing.

  • What's the point of praying to a God who gives me Lemons when I wanted a fucking trophy wife with huge tits, mansion, five cars & a bank full of money? WTF AM I GOING TO DO WITH LEMONS?! At least give me a BEER instead of fucking Lemons...

  • qualified? remember artard ghw bush? yes this guy is "qualified". do you know why i fear the gubb ments? just dont pick on Jesus. no relation to republican - "like" subhumans. dont blame sarah palin on my main man. died over 2KYr ago. how in hell could any human predict such genetic problems. lol. haha. have you or anybody ever witnessed such a numb neck upward woman. above and beyond.

  • OF FTW.

  • Another OFR FTW

  • Lol you are awesome.

    

  • Rick Santorum just got OWNED! By OldFartRants. Holly shit, if you still believe in god, you are all delusional beyond all comprehension of the human mind.

  • I think Rick Santorum might enjoy getting his shit pushed in prison.

  • OF, if you stop bashing christians, I may stop watching you ..... hahaha

  • @MrLorack Not to worry :)

  • If babies born to rape victims are a gift from God, does that mean rapists are angels doing God's work? :)

  • @PatriotGoUSA If you aplyed this logic ,flawed btw no one would ever go to prision , serial killers and murderers, burglers and the rest would be alowed to roam at will doing gods work because these fuckwits like to give the skymonkey credit for everything.In reality only if it suits their cretin logic, because they only give the skymonkey credit for what they want to and not the rest they don't like the rapist ,send him to prison, make the woman suffer the end result , logic ?...

  • Nice video.. I just subscribed to your channel.. \m/ \m/

  • +1 for Bruno

  • I dislike Santorum. But I am disappointed in you old farts, because wishing rape on anyone is a bad thing.

  • @CelineSaddern I'm not wishing - I'm praying. So don't worry - praying is as useless as tits on a bull.

  • @oldfartrants LOL. Praying is like wanting to lend a hand but being to lazy to help.

  • If Rick Santorum becomes president....then "A HANDMAID'S TALE" becomes a reality....great video Old Fart!!

  • Another winner from Old Fart! I did a cartoon vid on "President Rick Santorum," but I gotta say, this one sums Rick up nicely, especially the part about what it feels like to be violated. He'd be whistling a different tune then.

  • On one hand Rick Santorum's people want to pass laws that prevent Sharia Law in the United States which is the dumbest thing we ever heard of.......On the other hand doesn't his type of laws sound a lot like Sharia Law? Controlling women and letting religion trump science? Please God if you exist (not) give Rick Santorum a fucking brain.

  • I can't believe the audacity of Rick Santorum. What gives him the right to say that he would make his own daughter have the baby were she to become pregnant as a result of a rape? Santorum has never been pregnant nor raped so what does he know?

  • that's one of your best video !funny as hell !

  • Lol...Thank "God" for Dan Savage. :D

  • I posted this joke a zillion times on Facebook:

    Rick Sanitarium needs to be committed to a Santorum.

  • My wife says: "That's the best one I ever heard". You rock, OFR!!!

  • Look, I hate to disagree, but I'm pretty sure Rick Santorum goes against the way things "should be". In fact, I think his very existence is strong evidence that there definitely is no god.

  • I love these consistent, honest, straight-talking politicians (LOL!), like Rick Santorum and Ron Paul. It makes things so much simpler. At at least I can be sure I don't like them for all the right reasons.

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  • RUTHLESS!!!! I love it! Keep it up you old coot! ;-)

  • I wonder if he believes in providing the mothers who were FORCED to have an unwanted child with financial assistance from the government?

  • Awasome just Awasome, keep up the good work.

  • Right On,, Enough Said !!

  • Bravo!

  • Im lovin this fella when will people wake up. . . . .

  • kk, I commented too early. I gave you a thousand virtual likes half way thru watching. I should have given ten billion.

  • Keep god out of the voting poll. If there was a god there would not be wars.

  • Why can I only give this video one like? consider this comment a thousand likes, Old Fart.

  • why is it that every group THINKS that/acts like respect is something you can buy in walmart or something.

    respect is earned and christianity hasn't earn the respect it wants.

  • Rick Santorum actually claimed that Catholic Priests being exposed to the same immoral liberal media as everbody else is what caused them to go out to rape little boys.

  • @PompousPreacher ROFLOL ,the typical logic of a delusional brain dead cretin fuckwit religous nut case to blame the liberals for whats wrong with the catholic church and the criminal acts of it's priests... Realy if they would let priests marry where they could get laid every so often it might accidently solve some of their problems , instead of atracting perverts whom are interested in little boys with their stupid idea of not allowing priests to marry....

  • Santorum + indefinite military detention provisions = I seriously don't even want to think about it.

  • I agree Old Fart. Why should the government have the right to tell a woman what she should do with her body or tell people what they can do in their bedrooms? These nutcases should leave the rest of us alone.

  • why can,t some of you peeps get it? no republican is for the common peep, not unless you make a million dollars a yr, then you are thier friend, ie- birds of a feather flock together, but some of you think they are yer friends cuz they wrap themselfs up in a flag & relegion, when its nothing but a big fake job & when they get in power they give ya the big prong right up the ass, guess neo-con voters like it, you pricks have fooled us way to long and yer going down the tubes in nov.

  • I'd give 'em a rats ass, i would love to see their reaction!

  • TheAtheistAntidote AKA Brock Lawley AKA Brock Lulzy, says that he would vote for (P)Rick Scrotorum which says it all.

  • Well said!

  • It's because pathetic pieces of shit, like Rick Santorum, run for and hold high political office and Americans who can actually think, like Old Fart, do not that the USA is in such lamentable shape! If it were up to me, I'd start a Draft Old Fart presidential campaign. Perhaps I should get off mt ass, stop watching YouTube, and start an Old Fart Super-PAC!

  • Religion poisons everything. It is always trying to justify the unjustifiable, like the Israeli occupation or the fundamentalist war against abortion (even if the pregnancy comes from rape). It has been an important factor in the destruction of the USA as an enlightened power.

  • @237Michael regarding the "israeli occupation", fuck the palestinians. why would you side with those jihaddist fundamentalist islamic terrorists? I wouldnt mind seeing them wiped off the face of the map.

  • @mittROMNEY666 Hmm how about we just wipe religon off the face of the map thats the root cause of your rant ! The difference between what two cretins wrote in some desert cave hundreds of years ago is what there fighting over anyway ...

  • @kamphwagon1 yeah i agree I would like to see religion wiped off the map. I still think Israelis > palestinians is kind of a no brainer.

  • @mittROMNEY666 Yeah especialy to what the real cause is, two theicratic countries banging heads over religon and strife that goes back to recorded history, religous grudges to put it in a simple way ..:-) peace

  • Right on the money again Oldfart ! I hate these lousy, delusional, superstitious and very dangerous religious fucks like this man. I will be praying for "Rick" to meet his 350lb Samoan too. When will this country wake up and realize what Religion has done to humanity ?  Religion has proven to be very dangerous in the past and continues to be, so many innocent people have suffered in the name of Religion. The world would be a better place without these delusional people in it !

  • Ahh a good place to try the NDAA act out would be on these delusional un American fuckwits..

  • Thank you for defending my right to choose!

  • can't stand Santoorum he is a races and nut job that do not care for the people ihe said he want to help. he using his fast to get votes no more no lest. good job in pointing out the other things i do not like about the guy as well as others on the gop

  • The unborn are holy! Jesus cries for every life killed in the womb, didn't you know that? But wait until they are out of of the womb, then you can kill the first born, massacre them for the choice their parents made, let them rib apart by bears.. O yeah, and if there is anything living left, you just flood them. And its holy!

  • Does it ever daunt to the religious, that fate and nature, the things they call God if it suits them, are the biggest killers on the planet?

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  • His authority is the dumb ass pope.

  • got news fer ya fogtofu a vast majority of priests & a lot of minsters are gay, not saying all of them are pedofiles but a lot of them are & so are a lot of boy scout leaders cuz that is the perfect haven for them, i just get sick & tired of all these neo-cons trying to inject thier relegion on me cuz its not gonna work cuz i know most of them are lieing hypocrites..

  • @derail14 Your spelling's pretty bad but your thoughts are A-OK.

  • Peace and love, THAT'S where it's at!

  • ever notice sanatoruim does not like to talk about all the pedofile shit going on in his catholic chruches, i even heard him blame that on abortions ! sanatorium is a total douche bag lunatic & belongs in the same place as his name, A SANATORIUM for the next 20 yrs with lots of happy medications.

  • @derail14 I used to be a Catholic, and I would like to say that the actions of like 10% of the priests in the US should not dictate the other 90%, the violators were excommunicated and arrested, put on trial, and jailed. You do not need to go on saying priests are all pedophiles.

  • @FogiTofu 10%, you cannot make this claim as there are no statistics available to get ANY number from. But it doesn't matter. All it takes is ONE and the entire system should be re-examined. They have not done that, they did cover EVERY thing up and move priest around to hide the truth. That sounds like orders from the TOP, not just a problem with a few.

  • when sanatoruim wuz a pa senator, he blamed the union workers for the bad economy & not bush, he said union workers get overpayed, but no not him the fuckin hypocrite, thats just 1 of the reasons pa voters tossed his ass out in 2006, notice that shit eating fake grin of his, next poster boy for a tooth paste commerical, he & his entire family are a bunch of loons.

  • It's stuff like that that makes him seem like a bit of a dictator.

  • Fucks sake. How can they force an unwanted child to be born? -UNWANTED-, or place it for adoption after it's born, or alternatively, the parents can't get the economy to work. Either way, the child will be miserable, and perhaps even wish it was dead.

  • ...By denying raped women the right to have an abortion, are they not legitimizing rape by saying that the babies of rape victims should be treated as a gift from God?

    By classing the babies of rape victims "a gift from God", are they not indirectly insimuating that fertilisation as a result of rape should be considered a gift from God? And are they not directly insinuating that rape should be considered a gift from God, if it results in fertilisation?

    FUCKING NUTTERS!

  • @markanthonyquested Are you truly surprised? Though they don't say it, or acknowledge it in any way, in their hearts they know, whether their god truly exists or not, mary was raped and that's how they got their messiah. Every christian who's ever read the story of the virgin mary knows it was rape and they're fine with that. Christianity at its finest, women are second-class citizens and exist only to produce babies and serve men.

  • I cannot get the video to work! 8-(

    Santorum, and people who have been just as brainwashed by religion, nust always be challenged. For all the hatred that some right wing Americans throw at people of the Islamic faith, they should look within their own religious beliefs and realise they are just as deluded!

    Thankfully, the people of Iowa were not fooled by the idiot Bachmann, so hopefully people will not be fooled by the likes of Newt, Rick, etc.

  • So the 'frothy mix' is named after Rick, or is it the other way around?

    .... oh they are relations - gotcha.

  • It won't be Santorum, because Bruno doesn't use lube.

  • Just remember....George W Bush actually said in an interview in England that while praying with Tony Blair, "Jesus" told him he should invade Iraq and liberate them.

  • I love your videos <3

  • Rick the Prick. Slam Him. PANIC BUTTON!!!

  • Great job. Love it. When it comes to people like Frothy no amount of swearing is enough.

  • OLD FART 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RevSpike OLD FART 2016. RON 2012! :D

  • @AleksandarKospenda Old Fart 2012 !!! Obama 2012 !!! NoPaul 2012 !!!

  • The day that Rick Santorum's daughter gets pregnant via rape:

    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Rick Santorum lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

  • Santorum and his ilk scare the hell out of me. My greatest hope is that the people of this (US) country will realize that this crap cannot be allowed to happen.

  • Wow...pretty brutal..

    Great video!!

  • I just want to point out, what you're talking about sounds a lot like The Sanctity of Life Act

    .. a bill first introduced in the United States House of Representatives by Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) on July 20, 1995, and cosponsored by Rep. Barbara Cubin (R-WY).

    It was reintroduced with similar text by Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) in 2005 in the 109th United States Congress, 110th United States Congress, and 111th United States Congress.

  • The Tea Baggers also agree with this. I become a non-believer 3 years ago. Lost many friends due to it, but that is their lost. Religion is killing this country.

  • @megawatts390 nope, it's killing the world and has been for centuries. Without religion we' d be a few hundred years more advanced by now,

  • @megawatts390

    You lost friends for that? I didn't know religion was -that- bad in the US.

    You should move to Norway, you will feel at home. You can live a month and not hear a single reference to any god or faith. Either on TV or personal life (though that depends on who you hang with but people that speak openly about their faith is VERY rare, and so are actual religious people...). I've met one, and that was a priest.

  • @piip4 Same here in Canada, never even hear the word religion, unless I'm watching an American TV station. I think it is ONLY the USA that has this problem. I know in Mexico they are very religious, but they cling to the version taught in the fifties in the USA, which although still bullshit is not the bastardization taught in America.

  • @SimXLive

    Oh so the difference is so huge just across the border from the US?

    I imagine having them as neighbours must be pretty annoying then.

  • @megawatts390 its fuckin dead

  • @megawatts390 They do?

  • @megawatts390 You will gain more friends than you lost.

  • Lube mixed with shit ....YES, that's exactly what Rick Santorum is!!!

  • thank you

  • Old Fart bringing the heat. Nice.

  • What bad language?

    So, if you get a venereal disease as a result of rape, you shouldn't treat it. 'cause that's a gift from God and an unmistakable manifestation of God's will??

  • My I borrow your statement to post on Facebook?

  • @megawatts390 Be my guest ;)

  • now you know why sanatorium lost his senate seat in 2006 in pa, bob casey cleaned his clock by 18 points! sanatoruim is obcessed with gays & abortions, 2 things he will never stop.

  • "Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

  • OLDFART OLDFART OLDFART :D lol, great job on the videos man i am SO GLAD i subbed this channel

  • As a recent viewer of your channel I will risk echoing a sentiment I'm certain you've covered: it is beyond ironic, in fact moronic, that zealots pursuing a religious agenda as a political goal, like Santorum, are the same idiots who speak loudly on the dangers of Islamic fundamentalist ideology. The fact that they can't connect the dots is just astonishing. Your religion, whatever it is, is your business, just don't impose it on those who think differently. Pretty simple, really.

  • Man Old Fart, you are cranking them out! Excellent video with excellent points!

  • Good job again old fart you have really been bringing out the videos

  • you should do a video about the differences between socialism and communism.

  • @SimXLive Venezuela, Portugal, Viet Nam, Cuba come to mind. I'm sure there would be more if I set my mind to it.

  • @seamoremonster Those are all Republics, not Socialist nor Communist. Of course you will argue that, but you would be wrong. Again the problem here is NOT what other Countries are, it IS what you are taught they are. For instance Canada has no problem with Cuba because we know what they REALLY are. But America is taught they are a bunch of commies, that's just bad education. And America gives China, a ACTUAL Communist Country, favored nation status and calls it democracy!

  • @SimXLive Yes. No problem with that. Cuba on the other hand is socialist...the government maintains a firm hold on resources. I have no problem with that either...If we were to take control over our own oil and coal reserves we might actually have a chance to address things like climate change...instead of letting big oil and corporation spew lies and denial through corporate mainstream media.

  • @seamoremonster Cuba is not Socialist just because they have social programs any more then the USA is Socialist because it has Social Security! Canada retains control of it's resources and has Social programs and is a Parliamentary Government. You simply don't know what Socialism is and that is why you keep using the word wrong.

  • @seamoremonster So you like Chavez? You want a ruler who murders his own people and slincing dissenting views? By the look of things you're pretty happy with castro to. I was reading a book by a cuban dissident who spent 25 years in prison. His crime? Speaking out against Castro's plicies. And he used to support him too!

    And who said that the self educated are idiots? My son is homeschooled and is years ahead of public scholl kids. Hitler was also against dissent and homeschool.

  • @minnesotastategop Of course your son is home schooled that way you can control him...that's not an education that's programming. Chavez kills his own people? ... got proof...hell no... you make it up because you are delusional radical fundamentalist Christian Right Wing extremists. I suppose you could sayTexas Governors Perry and Bush killed their own people too...I mean shit how about executing people who have been proven to be mentally challenged. Now. Don't wast my time.

  • @seamoremonster I home school because I dont want my son being controlled by the government and dictated what to do with his life when he's an adult. Public school will only harm him physically and mentally like I've seen happen when I went to PS.

    Chavez closed down telemundo all because they criticised his regime. That alone cries out fascism yet you support it.

    Chavez also had people's property seized with no compensation. Hitler did the same thing to the jews.

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  • @seamoremonster Oh yea and you should have put your mind to it in the first place because you are all wrong. Just wiki any of those Countries, that was all you had to do, but no you just made that up off the top of your FOX news filled head!

  • @SimXLive Fox? Fuck you! Venezuela is socialist country and so is Portugal and so is Viet Nam and so is Cuba. And go fuck yourself you sanctimonious sack of shit...I have no problems with socialism. I'm happy as fuck that Chavez kicked Big Oil out the country and turned the profits to benefit his people. Social is despotism dumbfuck...Chavez has been duly elected.

  • @seamoremonster Socialism is NOT despotism...You pissed me right off.

  • @seamoremonster You can say it all you want, but you are wrong. It's as simple as that. And I know it really upsets you that you can just yell loud enough to make it true, just like the 30% of America that has at best grade six, like you that yell and scream and bring stupid posters to rallies. Did yours say, Get your Government hands out of my Medicare?

  • @SimXLive Of course I can say what I want. Government control over resources and industry is called socialism. The extent of that control varies. Some people say Scandinavian countries are socialist because they have socialist programs. They're not. Cuba, Venezuela both have significant control over industry and resources...thus they are more socialist than others. When Industry and Corporations control government it's called Fascism and the US is dangerously close to that now. (Cont)

  • @SimXLive I'm not wrong. And no I didn't say get your government hands off medicare.  Hey fuckwad...I am a socialist. What kind of idiot are you ...you don't even read the post. Perhaps you should define socialism for me brainfart.

  • @seamoremonster Yes you are wrong and continue to refuse to simply look the word up. Bye now!

  • @SimXLive "Socialism is an economic system characterized by social ownership or control of the means of production and cooperative management of the economy,[1] and a political philosophy advocating such a system" That concurs with exactly what I said...perhaps you have serious comprehension problems or attention deficit. or some other learning difficulties...perhaps you're just a pretentious fuckwit. I elect the later.

  • @seamoremonster Good now you looked it up, you still don't understand it though, and it AGREES WITH ME, NOT YOU. This describes North Korea you IDIOT!

  • @seamoremonster A company has to be more then State run in order to qualify for Socialism, it must be run by the Military as is the case in North Korea, but ONLY in North Korea. The Countries you mentioned just have dirty politicians sticking their hands in the cookie jar, i.e. pretending to manage, but still a far cry from Socialism.

    Now stop trying to prove something that isn't and get an education.

  • @SimXLive You make this shit up as you go along? Are you one of those home schooled throw backs? Like you know a self educated man is taught by an idiot.

  • @seamoremonster Thank you for proving me right. As always when an idiot like you can't argue a point with facts you resort to name calling, like you have just done. Again you have shown all that I am right and you are a child.

  • @SimXLive No.  No I proved you for what you are. A person who reads but hasn't the mental facilities to comprehend. United Socialist REPUBLIC of Russia...The REPUBLIC of China...because it has republic in the name doesn't mean it can't be socialist. You are as narrow, pedestrian, parochial and ignorant as those Fox Viewing Retards you feign to despise. Can't believe that you can't even comprehend a simple definition on Wikipedia. You are truly attention deficit and semi-illterate...

  • @seamoremonster You are not a Socialist since you don't even know what that really means. If you are an American and make that statement don't they shoot you for being uneducated. If you are in favor of Social programs well then you're a liberal, but you are certainly NOT a Socialist!

  • @seamoremonster Socialism is Despotism, really? Is that why they are two different words, can we just get rid of one of them now thanks to you, the GOD of words.

    You really do make stupid comments!

  • @SimXLive Hey fucktard...it was a mistake...look at the correction. Like I said you don't even read the comments you just blast out with your ignorant preconceived prejudices...

    Socialism is NOT despotism....read fucking below.

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