Random 30 Rock Season Two Quotes

[Aquesqa]

"Hello you've reached Pete Hornberger at TGS, please leave a message... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" will forever be one of my favourite all time 30 rock moments. GOLD.

[mariahrose210]

"Ooooo pens."

[Thaic0n2]

And this is how to master the art....Of invisibility!

[caldonia007]

A drinking contest? What am I 12- and at my boyfriend's frat party?

[muttiplay]

YES HORNBERGER!!!

[Hootshot112]

my favourite quotes will always be all the "good god lemon"

[mayaloveslamp]

chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! ACK.

[icyclaw123]

AAAAHHHH OH GOD IT HURTS

[FullMetalJacki]

Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old dick.

[SoulLily]

I love the Verizon plug. xD "Can we have our money now?"

[TheCyberToad]

...Ross?

[Gawaine687]

"ME WANT FOOOOOD!!"

[monacojojo]

Sabor de Soledad= Taste of Loneliness. Oh Liz.

[stgilman10]

@monacojojo ¡Ahora con más semen del toro!

[xLexiRayx]

David Schwimmer!! LOL wth

[lacouerfairy]

"Colored people, broads, fairies, commies...." lmao

[10TDF]

"ooohhh pens!" lol

[musictheatrelover147]

What am I 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?

[lost4ever300]

War on the poor!!

Loooool

[lola92393]

"i want to assist you... i with an adoption!" lmao jack's face!!!

"SUCK IT MONKEYS IM GOING CORPRATE"

"Hillary Clinton is president sir!"

[seattletaytay]

me want foooooood!

[partygirl209]

30 Rock seriously rocks!!

[CanaAlyce]

Can you get season 1 quotes too

[aokjunebug91]

"Hey, Karen: I hate your guts."

[HokkaidoTruant]

Yes, HORNBURGER!

[DiarmaidGNR]

It would have been a good clip if you didn't try and dubb it...



[JohnnyKennedy93]

lmao, the product placement sketch at 2:00

So genius.

[lizzie543]

Hahah makes me laugh, does anyone know which episode Jeff dunham appears with bubba j?

[ToManyPhones]

@lizzie543 Stone Mountain from season 4.

[lizzie543]

@ToManyPhones Thankyou so very much for telling me.

[logisysmax20]

@ToManyPhones What song is playing in the back ground?

[mystique231]

this is a flask

[mikelc23]

ooohhh pens XD

[MrsCATCity]

I absolutely love 30 Rock! Follow me on twitter! @notcarlynewsom

[SaidHead]

OOOO Pens!!

[3of11]

So this girl, whats her lower back tattoo? A chinese character that she thinks means "peace" but it really means "I have clamidia"

[TheJpcookie]

'well lemon, i want to assist you'

'whatt?,'

'with a adoption, oh good lord lemon with a adoption'

ahaa cracks me up every time, what is the name of that one called? anyone know?

[hammie1989]

haha! "i subscribe to giant boats"

man i love this show!

[yharyhar8]

SUK IT MONKIES IM GOING CORPORATE

[XpoJ37]

@DoesntGoAway

That episode is called sucession

[XpoJ37]

@DoesntGoAway

That episode is called sucession

[hardworker424]

'Can we have our money now?' That is hilarious.

[P4brains]

but it really means i have clamitia HAHAHA that was funny

[Pistolero3]

XD <- All i have to say

[noodiTHEboss]

A Very Good Season

[l8mrblonde8l]

I would love to put one of the quotes from the video here, but that would be stupid considering you are watching/have just watched the video.

[ToManyPhones]

lol. :P

[LaurenAnyone]

"With an ADOPTION, oh good lord Lemon."

I LOVE Jack! :)

[Hasselnorris]

Where is my cheese burger that I did not order? Anticipate me! Tracey is so female.

[shakespeare007]

I call the movie Risky Business, Risky "It" because "It" means...business.

Lemon out.

[oriousblack]

Cooter Burger...

[lacksmyorganics]

chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!

ACK!

hahahaha

[baBristow]

Lemon, I want to assist you.

[CCJJ1593]

1:23 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! hahahah SO FUNNYY!! xD

[igiarmpr]

yating illustrated xD

[SERTYG]

what am i, 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?

[mariojose23]

"Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, AAACK!"

That was so funny in the episode!!

[IfIfsandands]

Funny show! Love the daftness of it and Alex Baldwin is born again in this role!!!

[HermaWaG]

I think TIna Fey is such a good example of beauty and brains and that you don't need to take of your shirt to get respected in the world of media!

I love her for being the way she is and setting a good example!!

[Semprini89]

hear hear

[johnnytastetest]

That's right!

Still...I wouldn't mind if she took off her shirt.

[BlackhawkFanatic]

Best show on tv

[shirleyi]

son of a married couple! This show is dope

[S0vereignty]

Lemon Party.... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[RideThatSymphonyHome]

the war on poor!...haha!...love 30 Rock!

[timemperorable]

"can you fire the wind, jack? can you fire a hurricane?" - "we are developing that technology!"

awesome :-)

[jimifloydrix]

yeah this is the first time i get the lemon party joke too!

[lokallize]

who is that woman from 2.25-2.30

[sahj88]

random airport worker

[lokallize]

the actors name

[lokallize]

she looks exactly like this girl I like but doesn't give a damn

[lokallize]

who's is that woman from 2.20

[yo1659]

david schwimmer is so weird

[johnnyrose666]

mathew broderick...i loved him on the show

[xoxopr0ud]

I'll move to Cleveland when you get that IKEA... NEVER

[rachizzle2610]

Can you fire the wind Jack? Can you fire a hurricane?

God i love this show!!!

[RebeccaTinga]

"What am I 12 and at my boyfriends frat party?"

[eltimmy]

lol "this is empty"

[subhuman78]

"They loved him in every demographic; colored people, broads, fairies, commies... Gosh, we gotta update these forms..."

[corniliousjames27]

"It wouldn't be a lemon party without ol' Dick!"

Oh my god, that unbelievably hysterical!

[TheLouisVuittonJuan]

Lemon Party = HORF!!

[Vocalities]

@corniliousjames27

I wonder how many thousands of viewers didn't get the joke.

[MiikeKiddo]

I'm your worst nightmare, IS WHO I IS!

[manaeiou]

Chocolate chocolate chocolate ACK!

LOL

[smldfw]

i watched that 3 times and just got it

[pinkingofyou999]

"Lemon, I want to assist you."

"What??"

....

"With and adoption, oh good lord Lemon with and adoption."

[rayzinbr4n]

HILLARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT, SIR!

..i-i was trying to scare you out of it

[iiceman14]

haha, war on the poor

[Supermann98]

"Jack, I got this. You can't have a Lemon party without old Dick."

Awesome inside joke .... if you know what a lemon party really is of course. ;)

[Doinitza1987]

I don't ...what is a lemon party? :D

[Sadden4o]

That show is great, but I still think it was gonna be beter if it was on full lenght movie. I mean it's good but it's too much about highlife and less about the simple things and the regular people. I watched the first two seasons but it's not the same like "Friends" or "Married with children" where we can see a problems similliar to ours, stuff that most of the people go through in their lifes.

[hawkthewalk]

what am i, twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?

[CherryDee18]

Me want food!

Padstulom...

[foundithere87]

2:53 that's the hardest i've laughed all week

[kingcaesar5]

we got to update these forms, typical Donague

[knightmare2017]

"did a korean person die?!!"

LOL

[turniphead14]

ross from friends! I think.... love 30 rock!!!!!

[raoulsantodomingo]

right funny...ya burnt!

[fobbywillie]

lol son of a married couple!

[lookingatmykoolshoes]

YOU ARE VINDICTIVE LIZ LEMON!

[visciouslemons]

wouldn't be a lemonparty without old dick

[MongTheMerciless]

I wonder how many people got that joke.

[Iegendlol]

2:39 I laughed so hard.

[mezcal098]

"Can you fire the wind Jack?"

"We're developing that technology"

[skywayavenue01]

0:28 :)

[Hellooli]

Did a Korean person die?

lmfao I bet 90% of people didnt get it

[ToManyPhones]

Lol, Liz explains it earlier in the episode anyway.

[RanjiniN]

Funnily enough, it's not just Koreans who wear white to funerals.

[DaanOFF321]

David Schwimmer was hilarious as Greenzo

[moxom26]

We're still gonna make popcorn. Just no more airplanes. I'm sorry.

Hey Karen. I hate your guts.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Stuartg88]

"Hello you've reached Pete Hornberger please leave a message...beep.."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo"

[lynnkitt]

what are the odds he'd dial his own number XDDDDD

[laurareeve14]

"Lemon, i want to assist you"

"what?"

"with an adoption, oh good lord Lemon with an adoption"

I love the way he says that line

[KeriV11689]

that was amazing.

[SC7289]

The word "to" with one O is a preposition. The adverb "too" as in "too many" is spelled with two O's. Calling yourself "ToManyPhones" makes it sound like you're instructing somebody to go to a place called "Many Phones."

[ToManyPhones]

Many Phones is the capital city of Grenyarnia.

[lynnkitt]

I thought it was Svenborgia??

[chewbaccajoe]

You are "too" much for me tooo handle.

[sheburns12]

You can't have a lemonparty without OLD DICK!

[markjhf]

She is so funny @ 1:31. I love this show!

[thormeister]

haha

lemon party at 1:01

!!!

[Calikola]

Oh my god, the Cathy impression gets me every time.

[rajandharni]

haha, these are definitely good, but there are sooo many more that i think are more hilarious. like when tracy films his 3 meat machine: "bread is the worst thing in the world!" or jack's "it's always a catastrophe, like eating a burrito right before having sex."

[dieprincessdie]

I think the 3 meat machine one was in Season 1.

[TodaysRapSucks]

Agreed, these were so,so

[jodiefosterfan62]

haha, when liz is like "can we have our money now" it reminds me so much of her Sarah Palin impression!

[CAMERO202]

I call the movie risky It

Cause it means buisness.

Lemon OUT

lol love this show

[futurestar94again]

wait...

when liz says "suck it monkeys, im going corperate"...

doesnt she say "suck it bitches" originally?

cause i downloaded the show ánd i think she sayd bitches.

maybe im wrong... or is it a cencurship thing?

[HitsugayaSPDA]

maybe.. not sure myself but she has referred to them as monkeys before.

[futurestar94again]

yeah... it does sound like something she would say though. haha

[sammyb334]

i think it's monkeys b/c in that episode she also talked about how her childhood dream was to go into the jungle and live with monkeys. lol

[futurestar94again]

haha ur right, i remember that! :D

"i was gonna live with the monkeys" LMAO

and then she sits in a closet eating a banana, reading a book about gorillas.

HAHA XD

that was so funny!

[soccergirl13]

lol the war on the poor....

[olivemike81]

"colored people, ferries, broads, commies..we really have to update these forms." lol

[Kanosak]

LMAO my fav part!! "Chocolat, Chocolat, Chocolat ACK!

[Titaniacy]

HILARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT SIR!!! Man that made me lol! And the 'war on the poor'. ROFLMAO

[DannyElfmanFAN]

"What am I 12 and at my boyfriends frat party"  LOL

[connie161]

hahaha I love Chocolate, chocolate chocolate AAKKK!!!!!!! ahhaha

[audreyauto]

0:40 :-)

[why2935]

I LOVE this show! Hilarious!

Does anyone know where I could download the music that's playing in the background of this video?

[rion9009]

ME WANT FOOOOOD!

[alexanncy]

this is empty :D

[travman1616]

i'm still trying to figure out how the hell "you can't have a lemon party without old dick" got past the censors. i don't think a line has ever caught me more off guard

[lolookphor]

Dick is a guys name though isn't it`?

[imZero]

The saying "you can't have a lemon party without old dick" is a pun.

A Lemon Party is a picture of three old guys having sex, and of course Dick is his name but adding "Old Dick" just helps add to the pun.

[pancakereater]

"A drinking party? What am I? Twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?"

LOL, omg!

[soppyrano]

CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!

[happytreefriendamv]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!

I love Scott Adsit

[chanakw]

who is this? who are you? i'm your worst nightmare is who i is!

[BettyCSI]

30 Rock best!!!!

[MadLlamaCheese]

I love 30 rock! Tracy Jordan is such and idiot!!!

[biden1]

son of a married couple!

[luvstans26]

LMFAO!

[nicole8523]

I loooooove JACK & LIZ!!!!!!!!!!

[komorli]

-Yes! Hornburger!!

-Hello you've reached Pete Hornburger, TGS...

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I LOVE this show! LOL

[krstn05]

is this show worth watching? I've never seen it,and keep hearing good things about it..

i wanna start watching it..is it too late?

[ToManyPhones]

No, it's not to late. It's definatly worth watching, it's propbably the funniest thing on TV atm. You should atleast watch an episode or two.

[torontinostvonline]

exactly. i hadnt seen it until i got it from netflix 2 weeks ago and have watched all of the first two seasons. i hate myself for waiting this long.

[bulgarianmimi]

not too late, the relationships between the characters are easy to figure out. it's hysterical, my favorite show right now.

[henrysinaga]

ME WANT FOOODDD...!!!

[hammie1989]

"i'll move to cleveland when you get that ikea...NEVER"

lol liz

[JayhawkerAM]

Did a Koran person die?!

[viewofsaturday]

ooh , pens!

[lostpinguin]

...the war on the poor

you mean the war on poverty

yeah lets go with that.

haha so hilarious.

[StashaSLW]

Matthew Broderik!!!!!!!!!! What episode did he guest star on