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  • I BOUGHT THE NOODLES! Before I took da arrow to da knee!

  • oh what you are just gonna eat fucking noodles?

    Lol

  • crap... he knows our secrets...

  • WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES!? >:O

  • LMFAO

    

  • MY natural defense to brain ninjaing? acting stupid, or going detective. reverse the mindfucking :D

  • THAT is a pantry!!

    XD

  • Three to five!!!

  • You're always in the kitchen (you forgot to say "making sandwiches")

  • always in the kitchen owned

  • its weird how extremely accurite this is..

  • @Mazymaeness more like scary

  • MY FATHER WAS A B RRILLIANT MANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

  • Its Going To Explode, Rotting you From Within

  • you dont even KNOW!!!!!!!

  • and your bad in bed like your mother

  • The only word to get our attention; Ninja.

    NINJAS WHERE?? :D

  • the 10 dislikes were men that didnt realise they were stupid like their fathers :P

  • THE FUCKING NOODLES I FUCKING BOUGHT!

  • omg! i did this all to my boyfriend!

  • i was in korea !!

  • MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!

  • "YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!"

  • hahahaha fight me for three days cuz im bored! loved that

  • mental murders..........

  • you. don't . even. KNNAAOOOWWW

  • @Angelina267 huh?

  • because you are mental terrists. brain ninjas. u know how to get in there with ur cutonna *cushing* n just cut us and disapear in the night lol

  • @lexableify terrorist and katana, not terrist and cutonna.

  • @Sasori4986 right.......

  • 10 people are stupid like their father

  • YOURE STUPID LIKE UR FATHER just cracked me up and also the MY F***** NOODLES! 2 SOOOOFUUUUUUUUUUNNNYYYY

  • Anyone who gave this video a thumbs down, obviously has no sense of humor.....thumbs up if you agree :D

  • It hurts to laugh XD

  • you don't even KNOW!

  • 7:33 did it for me

  • And you know how to get in there with your katanas ZING!

    mah fav part XDDDD

  • MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAAANNN...

    YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

  • relationshit

  • I think he bought the fuckin noodles...

  • ...my mom brain ninjas me..

  • i got brain ninja the other day it fucking sucked

  • 7 people are in a relationSHIT!!!!!!!

  • thats so me and my best friend Lisa

  • Dane how would you know what a girl does i hope people worrie about u

  • realitoin-shit XDXDXDXDXD Dane's awsome!!!!!

    HONEY?!?!! WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THE CD'S IN ORDER???!!!!!

  • whats up with him and uncle buck XD

  • when he said that the girls are eating oodles of noodles i was eating oodles ... and i am a guy

  • WHO BROUGHT THE F**KIN NOODLES!!!

  • Whoop whoop brain ninjas ftw.

  • omfg YOUR TRU THANX DANE ill look for that leg and when it happens ill shut up

  • 7 people drove right into fuckville

  • & people drove right into fuckville

  • Haha its sooo true I do that all the time to my boyfriends lol

  • True lmao Women Are Mental Terrorist, I've done about 99% of all of that

  • :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM­MMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • 7 people must be mental terrorist. The rest of us are ze Ninjas (:

  • because you...are mental terrorists.

  • You don't ever make a girl cry. Ever. Still thing your hilarious though. lol but still... just a warning.

  • UNCLE BUUUUCKKKK <3

  • her CD's are in my truck XD lmfao

  • 7 people didn't think of anything to fight back with as they ran into the kitchen

  • I'm a ninjah period!

  • @JuggaletteCrush Whassup my ninja? (Ninja say what?)

  • @JuggaletteCrush yess! ninjas are fuckin awesome!

  • get in there with you katana and caphing!!!!!!

  • WELCOME TO FUCKVILL

    POPULATION: YOU AND HER

    MAYOR: HER

    OUR QUOTE: "GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"

  • @jmank871 GTFO????

  • @vidropunk22

    GTFO=Get The Fuck Out

  • 5 people DONT EVEN KNOW!

  • YOU DONT EVEN KNOOUUW!

  • Now fight me for three day's cause i'm bored! >:D

  • i cant just go karen ...its not that simple....my cdZ r in his truck! lolllllllllllllllllllllll

  • i cant just go karen ...its not that simple....my cdZ r in his trunk! lolllllllllllllllllllllll

  • And you can't use correct english grammar like your father.

  • you don't even KNOW! (high pitched)

  • lol ninja fuck you!!!! thumbs up, cause dane cook is a funny c4nt!!

  • oddles and noodles 

  • hahahaha!!! i love this video!!!

  • My CD's are in his truck! hahaha

  • @22JFINCH22 ... I have a friend like that. =\ It makes me sad, because the guy really is a dirtbag. -____-;

  • here is a nother tip when he says 3 to 5 steps you better be out of the fucken room when she takes 2 becouse if your to late your head will be like

    WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK BOOOOOHAHAHAOOOOHAHAHAOOM

  • Mental terrorist!!lol

  • LOVE THIS!!

  • "No because that's obnoxious. Knock it off!" :D

  • MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN

  • lol my CD's are in his truck xD lolz

  • Lisa he's a dick wad!! hahahah best

  • a detonator sets off the bomb

  • @xxdeathhullxx what ever just go with it ^^

  • wut was this tour called like

    example: isolated incident

    i just want to know the name

  • Vicious circle, i think. hope that helps

  • @disturbed2462 vicious circle? rough around the edges?

  • i was eating the oodles-n-noodles when i was watching!!!! XD

  • and your a bitch like your mother

  • @tankimus And YOU'RE stupid like YOUR father.

    Learn to grammar.

  • @tankimus you're* ;)

  • @tankimus obviously yout not a brain ninja

    your comment is stupid now let that sink in

  • @tankimus LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL­LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLO­OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOO­OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO­OOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL­LLLLLLLLL

  • hahahaahahahhaha

  • lol you like spreading your Rage around... it's very very entertaining!

  • then dont common sense just dont point it out any ways and if ur like 15 or sumthing then you problaby cant

  • @irunxboxlive no one wants to have sex with u

  • you don't even KNOW!!!!

    i love when it got high pitched =P

    i love this vid!!!!! <3

  • so so so true i would know im a brain ninja myself

  • just told me who bought the fucking noodles and i'll leave you alone!!!!

  • this is so effin true!! haha

  • SO F***ING TRUE!!! 7years!!! Sad, but true. lol XD

  • YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! lol

  • this is some really life shit...ive experienced this ok...LOL

  • ha ha ha dane cook is the funniest comedian ever!!!!

  • I LOVE THIS!!!!

  • Damn you, Brain Ninjas! D: Lol...

  • My father's a brilliant man!!!

  • XD great show!!

  • hahahahahahaha!

  • I AM SUCH A BIG FAN !!!! :)

  • Dane cook is funny u other commens not

  • AHAAAAAAAAA!! GIRLS WIN!!! OWNAGE!

  • OMFG SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA !

  • i luv how his voice gets realy high at the end

  • eve cock

  • dane cock

  • this is soooo funny! i cant stop laughing! :D

  • i luuv the jokes!!

    yay first comment!! =D

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