Healthy Meal Time (Epic Meal Time Parody)

[M44Nater19]

hahahaha great video man! Really funny and you kept it real just like emt!

[Fallenskate069]

By the way, calories don't matter. Do you think our hunter-gatherer ancestors counted calories? and look at their physiques!

[Fallenskate069]

You have brown rice, which contains phytate. This binds to minerals making them useless for anything that consumes it, other than rats. White rice is a better choice since it is a neutral grain that has no phytates, lectins or any other anti nutrients. Studies show that brown rice eaters compared to white rice eaters have a poorer mineral balance. Lectins bind with the lining of your small intenstines, mainly in the villi. Carbohydrates increase triglycerides, not animal fats and saturated fats.

[Fallenskate069]

This isnt healthy, you are lacking saturated fats, which are absolutely essential. Pam cooking spray consists of canola oil in most cases, which is a Polyunsaturated Fat. These chemically altered fats have more than one double bond in their carbon chain, and are lacking all of their hydrogen bonds, therefore the fat oxidizes extremely easily and are unstable. When you heat this fat, it oxidizes and turns into free- radical form, I would say more, but I dont have much space. Coconut oil good tho

[MysteryVG]

those were some nice titties.. :)

but damn.. that dude eat his moustache!! :O

[jingumor]

So who ate the knife?

[ViiRuSxMoDz100]

3:02 me u my bed 8:00 I'll handle the rubbers

[godzilla0239]

4:34 he ate his mustache lol

[Maltrapilhow]

THIS VERSION IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Hahahahahaha

[DjJuniorPro]

funny ass video and that food is looking good, when you gonna post the video of you eating dumbbells Mike?

[Warlock1515]

nice video xd

[MaxAtTheMax]

They sooo had horny sex after the making of this video

[jpcar92]

what if u r a vegatarin like me

i hate baken

[Numbuh7]

@jpcar92 Well my first recommendation is to learn how to spell things you don't like...BACON B A C O N. Common knowledge, you have no excuse.

[AZNmanJJ]

@jpcar92 as a vegetarian, u should enjoy some bacon in awhile :D

[willkaz1]

stupid bitch



[AyJay6]

Keep pressing 1, it's amazing

[420jaymac]

4:37 dont eat your 'stash!!

[fcarabat]

this is awesome man, so funny!!  good job guys

[lpalalay]

awesome video man



[barabule100]

motheeer fuuuuuuucker that's are some hoot chicks,a excuse-me i'm going to watch porn

P.S. you're the best MIke

[RachelHate27]

If I had to see one more close up of those fake as fuck hard tits I will barf. Not funny, and annoying.

[makaalopsdfe1120]

@RachelHate27 then dont watch -_-

[RachelHate27]

@makaalopsdfe1120 Don't worry... won't be making that mistake again. Even the guys at the REAL epic mealtime (which I love) don't have shots of women rubbing nasty fat on each other's fake tits. Gross.

[makaalopsdfe1120]

@RachelHate27 yeh i guess

[GuitarManiac1998]

@RachelHate27 You just jealous you ain't got tits. Pwned.

[RachelHate27]

@GuitarManiac1998 Sorry tiny dick but I have G cups. Natural. Not lumps of silicone. Try again with your pwned shit.

[GuitarManiac1998]

@RachelHate27 Wow amazing comeback. I'm so hurt I'm crying waahhwwaahhh. Actually, I believe it would be to your mum to decide the size of my penis if you know what I mean ;)

[RachelHate27]

@GuitarManiac1998 "I believe it would be to your mom" nice sentence structure jr. I take it 1998 is the year you were born little boy?

[sjoerdboy821]

uuuuuh not cool just watch EMT and dont make it by urself okay?

[sir25black]

bro u ate ur mustasche too? plastic is protine too? ^^

[BillGoose1313]

4:45 DUDE! I think you ate your mustache! LOL

[ANNIMOSKID]

ok im wondring how much money did it cost u to make this videow ??

[sjoerdboy821]

@ANNIMOSKID yeah i think like 10 euro's or something

[Francisseescats]

im districated by the two juicy meats and breats.

[jtso6123]

hahahahahahahah.. Good try.

[bunnyb1234]

You forgot the beer! haha:)

[Crossoverzz]

WAY BETTER THAN EPIC MEAL TIME

[MrOctober271992]

We'll just sh**squeak it out. Lol hey look there's a piece of knife in my poo! Baha.

[franktib]

phenomenal tits

[arturogdv]

ASIANS!

[TheDubtFire]

i would like this video a million times if i could



[H0tS4ls4]

3:30 you know exactly what meat she gets between her breasts after healty meal time.. she does!

[CrazyTugaProductions]

pause at 3:23

[lavatosoc]

kevjumba, kong from simple pickup, and this guy need to get together.

[rockafer1]

good job i like your video

[ChocolateTaii]

I was curious about the uncensored so I clicked on the link. I was wondering what was so "uncensored" till 3:15 came up and was like DAMN! My moms reaction behind me was different. lol

[AFCAdamLondon]

@ChocolateTaii BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[23FlukeShot]

@ChocolateTaii LOL your comment is still on the top of da list

[88dragons88]

Thumbs up if you came for uncensored VERSION!

[jaypee242]

funny as fuck

[sas1ni69]

Typical asian. Can't grow facial hair.

[lookingforajobplease]

just skip to 3:16, its what you all came here for



[sumblackguy1]

THAT WAZ FYIA MEATTTTT

[an3k]

did you eat all of the food or did you just trashed the most of it?

[omegafreak007]

stolen video -.-

[AFCAdamLondon]

@omegafreak007 Stolen? I made this video and filmed it myself. :D

[omegafreak007]

@AFCAdamLondon oh lol just realized the dates

[AFCAdamLondon]

@omegafreak007 :)

[xXFR0GGXx]

@omegafreak007 ahahhaha rejected

[PineapplePenguins22]

me asian to but vietnamese

[spawn138]

its so funny



[Epiic4Liife]

You look like that guy from 300... Is that weird?

[gotflava1]

Best part of video is at 3:21. Better have a plumber on call cause one of those mofos is gonna clog up the toilet. Nice looking women though.

[madeanaccountjus2say]

wow that's a lot of vegetables...

[aznb0i3o5]

whos the girl in the green top??



[TheMarcJayson]

to save time... eat a muscle asian!

[lessemo]

next time we eat negs!

[Tessr08]

I think he ate his mustaaaaashh

[drawingRICH]

whose the other girl?

[GMBparody]

epic meal time with vegetable??

[El0Nath]

though I'm vegetarian, I managed to enjoy the meat in this video

[FuniiGuii1]

Am I the only one jealous of that piece of meat right now?

[Torquesthekron]

BOOBIES!!!!

[ULikeMyVideoQc]

Actually the girls are awesome !

[MrLazeruz]

What? No Jack Daniel?

[faha283800]

0:48 OoOppss~

[NateSVT]

LMAO at Arnold in the video at 0:31!

[FuniiGuii1]

My mum walked in and thought this was porn... Proud to say I found this very easy to masterbate to!

[Zorran202]

Regular bacon has more fat, but Turkey has more sodium... which one to compensate for....?

[NarwhalCannonball]

Damn. I'm a straight guy, but damn.

[madeanaccountjus2say]

@NarwhalCannonball meaning?...

[TheVallone]

<3 boobs

[Laulach69]

nom nom nom mustache

[mjm2005]

paleooooo!

[Brooklyn1530]

PLEASEEEEE Does anyone know where i can find the recipes

[demonicdominic84]

3:13-3:33 best part of the whole dam video lmfaoxD

[aligboyakasha]

areht those the dudes that do the workuts on six pack shortcuts?

[demonicdominic84]

@aligboyakasha hell ya



[cuzco1231]

Id eat all that meat that was mashed by her boobs :)

[valentin4155]

love da girl am i right!!!

[Curlyqactress15]

lol that is a lot of money for that food......holy crap.

[longyearbyen17]

jesus ure awesome dude keep on the great work and put in another episode soon^^

[anakinpadme9908]

*sumin fresh on the usual vids........briLLiant! :D haha

[YjustDuIT]

thumps up if sixpackshortcuts sent you here.

[JordanCapranosOwnZ]

ayo real talk, that girl knows how to eat bacon

with all due respect, Id destroy it

[samosapowis]

that was such an edgy naughty video! boobage and coconut oil, oh dear lord! were they real boobies

[Bellebub]

3:10 for the thing you got here for

[Bellebub]

Thumps up, if you only saw this because it was the uncut version

[inofen]

3:22 this is real epic

[Protolamp]

FML. i might start to eat healthy coz teh Breasts look tasty :D ..... chicken

[500205]

i thought this was unedited

[reynaldopitolero]

looks like mustache is part of your healthy diet :p

[AngryTuna22]

That's not healthy? well, maybe?

[IrockCoD1000]

Does someone want to summarize the Zero Will Power Eating System for me?

[TeleTubbiesAndMe]

muscle asians taking over

[ayyyjayyy12123]

3:15 enough sad ;$

[ayyyjayyy12123]

thats pretty cool, nice video :D

[TheBestTrojan]

Where are the asian gay bacon strips?

[TheBestTrojan]

Asians always eat steroids

[MRbayouba11]

@TheBestTrojan actually that guy don't

[TheBestTrojan]

@MRbayouba11 yes he does!

i am his mom u moron

[yamaha69x]

i want to see the girls face

[thatkwlguy1]

@vNitroz he was the one who edited it dumb ass...

watch the end of sixpackshortcuts one and they say it...

[vNitroz]

@thatkwlguy1 i didnt even comment?

[a5ainskill3rz]

@dxelson Dude this is the 18+ version you troll.

[420ismyChristmas]

@dxelson Lol, you are terrible. 0/10 troll fail

[LiamCrowley1990]

@dxelson I was nearly going to thumb your comment up because your sheer stupidness made me laugh so much.

[dmancorp]

fake boobs FTL

[iceboardin]

Too bad children in Africa can't watch this video.

[jetttomaing]

wow his chicks are WAY hotter than those at epicmealtime..!!!!

[Arunp47]

3:20-3:30:The best way to shape sausages :D

[alphaking000]

whats with the girl trying to show her boobs?

[MAGIC991000]

Best parody ever!

[pranklover11]

I wish that was me puting on the oil

[MrEpicpancakes]

hahahaaa hes just like spraying himself with pam

[asdamti]

now this i like......

[imreallytiredofthis]

She looks a little like Casey Anthony, only way hotter!!!

At  3:27

[therubixman]

@imreallytiredofthis and she didn't murder a baby

[heuykiller]

You need to train your forearms ...

[LIGHTScope1]

nvm i see why



[LIGHTScope1]

This belongs to sixpackshortcuts, why did you steal their video?

[peinthegod]

@LIGHTScope1 you're a fucking dumbass

this video belongs to this channel AND sixpackshortcuts

because adam was the producer of this video, meaning he filmed and edited this video.

[LIGHTScope1]

@peinthegod ya I realized just after I posted. I said nvm, im sorry.

[whitesugar85]

@LIGHTScope1 on sixpackshortcuts guys tells that this uncensored video is on this channel (his friend chanell) check the ending of video on the sixpackshortcuts channell

[juvleys]

It's not very funny to be honest, nearly but not quite.

[pointer802]

i cringed when i saw all that vegetable

[TheEvileye93]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[kageryu311]

You just got couch fucked healthy meal time:

/watch?v=w_n2ZHbbtRg

[infekkkkt]

4:00

lol, the girl to the right looks like she has just been kidnapped by this yakuza-yeti ..

[valdamirie]

im in love with tit girl

[7Munky]

what is that thing to cook the rice called at 1:34?

[FadedMapler]

@7Munky A rice COOKER ._.

[69Punde]

thumbs up if mike sent you here

[UPKODINS]

lol @ how his moustache is gone at the end

[yurmam978]

@UPKODINS He eats his mustache lol

[mikepong121]

GET REAL BACON HATER! >:D

[collegeboykeith]

Dude you stole this video... fucking fraud

[Mr93Suki]

@collegeboykeith

how he stole video? -.-

[zac000222]

actually pretty good

[voltaire098]

thats the man behind six pack shortcuts ryt?>

[bbbbbb222222]

Wow, this looks tasty. Yeah, eating clean is healthy but if you want to bulk then it is not so easy eating the amount of calories you need without adding some fast food here and there.

[idddem]

Moar breasts.

[BahjiNaman]

press 1 for: Beef Rage!

press 2 for: Epic Melons ;)

[shotsniper009]

3:24 I get this strange feeling shes done more than that on camera

[REDMAN4701]

hahahaha well done bro. was really entertaining as a comeback to epicmealtime, job well done bro.

[ntnrocket1]

That food looks pretty good, but the breasts are SPECTACULAR!!!!!

[mcyflbeas]

sixpackshortcuts made this video not you

[andi111]

1:18

ASAIN MUSCELSGLASSES

[GoGoGomy]

LOL This is better than Epic Meal Time

[lilArabWarrior]

i find this very easy to masturbate to.

[Martin911]

you got so much food going in that its pushing out your mustache haha

[boyofhaiti]

LMFAO! He started to eat his mustache @ 4:35, and it was completely gone by 4:50. I just think that's funny shit.

[MadeInGefle]

@boyofhaiti hahaha lool!! it gets smaller and smaller, then its gone haha :D now thats beasty eating..!

[gabroveca]

hahahhaha EPIC ! :)

[suchuhtragedy]

I was hoping for some nip slip, oh well...maybe next time...

[DrCameltoe]

Hey Adam, (I think your name is) did you shit out that piece of knife? ;D