Lord of the Rings in 3 Mins

[Somethingover9000]

yeah, best summary ever! 

[Faramirel]

Aragorn and... eh... them!

The ents were  like - they all knew martial arts!

They kicked him out for having black hair and being pale (that sound like Arwen to anyone else? Where is she here by the way?) and evil.

Then everyone was bored. For the rest of their lives.

No further comment nessesary.

[Box0rz]

Press 5. My roflcopter goes like soisoisoisoisoisoi

[Larkvaitig]

Umm... I don't wanna seem a Know-It-All, but The Two Towers were The Tower of Orthanc (Saruman's Tower) and Minas Morgul... That's what the book says...

Sauron's Tower is Barad-dûr, if my memory is correct... so... sorry, but I had to say this... Anyway, this video is really funny! =))

[moonlightdreams13]

@Larkvaitig Actually Tolkien said that the 'two towers' he was referring to were Barad-dûr in Mordor and Orthanc in Isengard.... lol I couldn't resist mentioning this :P

[8make8love8not8war8]

this is so much better than the actual movies

[number752010]

Nice :D

[KneeVAwesomeness]

lol 'and gimli was still short'

[britt99903]

this is so funny.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Larkvaitig]

Gimli was like: "I'm short!" and Legolas was like: "I'm tall!" . And then Frodo sent Sam away: "Go away, Sam, You're too fat!". But then Frodo realised Sam was good. And they destroyed the ring! And they sent Wormtongue away for having black hair. And the Sam and Merry and Pippin had no respect from the other hobbits! And Gimli was still short!

The end!

[Killer95249]

so they kicked him out cause he had black hair was pale and was evil

to funny

[AlaskaMan782]

Go away Sam your too fat!

[AlaskaMan782]

He ate the dam bread! Too funny

[OMGitsCheckers]

"Im a woman bitch!" xD

either that or (my version) "DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

purely genius

[Checkerz300]

go away sam, you're too fat

[989swimmer]

Lol, funny stuff, dude.

But u like, totally left out haldir;(

[grantgreen23]

why was the zelda theme in the background?

[AlexanderArts]

@grantgreen23 That was the only orchestral song I had back when I made this in university.

[joehoe222]

@AlexanderArts The voice is annoying and not followable and the background-sound is too loud... so fail...

[mkl0417]

great vid bro but u forgot the two epic battles in the last vid

[mkl0417]

good vid but u forgot the most important thing in the return of hte king the most epic battle ever at the middle and then agen at the end

[ietsapietsa]

'Go away Sam you're to fat!'

Awsome lolololololol

[AlexanderArts]

He ate all the damn bread~

Haha, thanks for watching!

[stephijane03]

love the music.

[sk84alife]

and gimly was still short :) that was hilarious!

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks a lot! PS. Gimli is still short to this day.

[IntrepidTrio]

lololololololololol!!!!

[doyoulikesprinkles]

lol "Frodo cried like a wimp again"

xD

Hey, I would cry like a wimp if I got stabbed, too! hahaha

[HankWhiteman]

Lol nice vid :) I noticed zelda music btw

[Sanny258]

me to.

zelda + lord of the rings = super epic

[elementalneos1234]

fifth time watching this and its still funny! faved

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks a bunch!

[omaissk]

awesome vid ...cracked me up and i got the whole story down. thanks

[anythingnew]

i always confused the 2 towers when i was a kid too lol

[RomanBobo2012]

lol dildo baggins

[50musichere]

You left really many importnant things.

[MikailaBaggins]

*Applauds*

[supervegeta08]

The shitest thing on youtube

[b8ee1]

there is only one problem. this video is 4 minutes long. lol

[AlexanderArts]

Well its UNDER 4 mins at least. 3:50.

The reason was because I miscalcuted how much audio i'd have after speeding it up. I made this back in college in like 2002.

[pointblizzy]

HAHa..cool vid...What music is that in the beginning?

[AlexanderArts]

It's an orchestral version of the Zelda theme.

[ellenbakeman]

So Yeah... Thats Basically What Happened...

[AlexanderArts]

Yup - haha!

[videogamelover19]

lol

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks for watching!

[b8ee1]

hilarious!!!!!! dude this is fucking genius!!!!

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks a lot! Check out my other videos - maybe my new Mad Libs vid would appeal to you!

[BtBbri]

lol hilarious! "and then the orcs ran away like little punks" hahaha

[MyChemicalPumpkins]

I love how the Zelda theme is played throughout this. xD

[handymandy58]

I cant watch this too many times

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks a lot!

[handymandy58]

watched it again....still made me LOL

[handymandy58]

LOLOLOLOL

[jamilynmallard]

THIS WAS TOOO CUTE!

[HEALTHEWORLDKINGOPOP]

o man that was awesome dude i love it

[GoldenBeautyEclipse]

loooool!!!! love this video ! i already subscribed when i watched the first 3 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaol!­!!!!!!

[AlexanderArts]

Thank you for that!

[sacredmist99]

i thought dis vid wuz k.......loool "Then everyone was bored for the rest of their lives"

[11MISSCATTYRX11]

....lol

and gimli was still short

[CestyMDJ]

the voice is extremly annoying, and it really isn't very funny. the only part i liked was "Gollum was obseesed with the ring, and then Frodo got odsessed too, and then Gollum bit of his finger." Otherwise make one with a less onoxious voice.

[Humberwood87]

LOLLLLLL your a fucking genius man, bravo, that was hilarious, ahahaha make more like these.

[AlexanderArts]

Maybe I can but it was pretty hard thinking what to write - haha!

[gso504]

that fat ass ate all our food. go away sam ur too short. im a woman bitch. he was like oww..the trees all knew martial arts. gimli was still short. he was all pissed of at wormtongue so they kicked him out for having black hair and being evil.

bahahahaha. best summary EVER!

[gso504]

so they kicked him out for having black hair and being evil.bahaha.and all the trees knew martial arts!? this is the best video of LOTR to date!

[liggytheauthoress]

i LOVE this video. the first time i saw it, i thought i was going to die laughing!

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks!

[Sh0rtPr0duct10ns]

hhahahahahahahahaahaha

[shrykull18]

"that badass ate all our food!!" lmfao!

[Triforcechen]

awesome :DD but.. why is there the zelda theme in the backround? xD

[AlexanderArts]

Haha, that's the only fitting song I had at the time.

[Tweequ]

"I'm woman" :'D

Cool.

[NadineVS13]

LMAO

"And like everyone was bored for the rest of their lives:

LMAO!

so funny.

[ggcux]

Gimli was like im short

and Legolas was like im tall

[queenzakiya91]

lol that was really funny man thanx for making it

[wowrules1111]

and it started with the two towers not the twin towers lol 911 all over again

[promdawg]

and the ring wraiths were like "give us the ring" and Aragorn was like "no!"

[AngelOfFireAndIce]

"and Frodo cried like a wimp, and made weird faces..."

I love this video....The best vid i've seen

[IxStillxWish]

Luved it! soo funny! 5 stars!

[LINKthePIRATE913]

an dthen there playing the zelda song in the backround lol!

[ILikeToShootZombies]

started woopin orc butt!!!!!1 NINJA WIZARDS

[darthdanny93]

that was awsome it got about 9 hrs. of video in 3min. 49 sec.

[chaosmaster49]

lol ownage!!!

[XxangelkatexX]

Omg Thats Classic!

Gimle Wsa Like - Im Short

Legolas Was Like -Im Tall

LoL

The Trees Starting Doin Kungfu And Kicking Poeple In The Head.. It Was Crazy!

Fair Play.. Ur Cool Man!

[hannahthewriter1]

"Go away, Sam, you're too fat!"

"The trees all knew martial arts..."

"And then everyone was bored for the rest of their life."

Bloody genius, this cheered me up mucho.

[TruthNeverFade]

I'm a women, bitch !

ahahaha i love it :)

gimli is still short !

sooo fuckin' hilarious.

5 Stars.

[DarkMark999]

Must admit.... the fast voice was kinda annoying... but you made me laugh a fair few times....

"Gimli Is still shorT!" ahaha

[XoneXrazorbladeXkiss]

Dude, that Zelda music in the back made it even more awesome XD

[AlexanderArts]

I think it matches it pretty well because it is exciting at the beginning, soft for most of the middle and exciting again at the end, the song I mean.

[aegda]

Almost 4 min!

[AlexanderArts]

Haha - Yeah I miscalculated when I first recorded the voices. But its still under 4 mins so I think its all good!

[oreogirlie]

slightly funny, but you guys are disturbed!

[Faramirel]

No we are not disturbed, we have a sence of humour. Some people are just born that way, sorry.

[oreogirlie]

Sorry. I didn't mean that to sound so mean.

[Faramirel]

So you meant disturbed in a (sort of) positive sence? In that case you migth be rigth... actually. I mean, here we are, a whole bunch of people half obsessed with a 50 year old book. A great book, but still. (I don´t mean this to sound cruel either if anyone want to know)

[oreogirlie]

Sure, if that means I'm disturbed too. I have read all of the Lord of the Rings books, The Hobbit, and The Silmarrion.

[leezerdemon8]

lol i love the bit about the ents. "the ents knew martial arts and started kicking peoplein the head and throwing rocks", lol that was like the funniest part of all!!!

[AlexanderArts]

Haha - thanks! I just thought the kung fu trees were pretty funny in the movie!

[sparky1201]

im a woman bitch lmao

[leezerdemon8]

lol this is a funny video!!!

[lordoftheringself]

love it :D ROTFL

[shaybear426]

Go away sam ur 2 fat!!!! :::::DDDDD

[hupsu]

Lol, best thing I've ever seen :D

[AlexanderArts]

Haha - Thank you, thank you!

[Thalfins]

The best.

[ariengirl]

I'm a woman, bitch! LooooL =DDDDD

[Butleritized]

This is my favorite xD I love it,thanks for sharing!

[AlexanderArts]

Thanks! Maybe I can try to do something similar in the future!

[freakyperson53]

hehehehehe, very nice job! I like the ending!!

[Faramirel]

And then everybody was bored for the rest of their lives! That´s a great summary of magical storys like this, becouse, if you have gone thougth all of that, living normal must make you really bored. But I miss the comment that Aragorn got the girl? The ents and their martial arts, wonderful.

[AlexanderArts]

Haha, thanks- glad you liked it!

[Choomooka]

lol what just happened cos that was crazyyyy!

but funny lol XD great job

[Dizturbed91]

woot i now understand life... Thank you

Great job by the way

[iceblue345]

is this south park?

[AlexanderArts]

No, I made this.

[majorjean]

haha so funny! good job!

[badongdi]

lol when he said "no man can kill me"

then she said "im not a woman bitch" lol hahahaha

[sterretje13]

I like when Eyowyn stapt him in the face and said: I'm a woman bitch! Ow that's soooooo cool =)

[emz188]

and Gimli was like "im short!" and Legolas was like "im tall"

hehe

[venuana]

and then they got bored for the rest of there lifes. the end!

[charmedjoey]

Lol, yeah, it was funny but you should have thrown a sentence about Arawin in there and also... "I am not a treeee! I am an ENT!!"

[Hotgrits]

Haha I'm gonna have to show this to my friend who loves Lord of the Rings

[donkeynutslol]

Fuck yeah man! THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!

[iwillpawnitsmyrsuser]

by the way did i hear some legend of zelda music in there?

[iwillpawnitsmyrsuser]

sssssssooooooo frikin funny! by the way nice voice lol

[LonelyFalco]

i´m a woman bitch!!

lol!! XD

[dragonblood199]

Funny, but got annoying after 2 min and 50 secs ;)

[AbbitB]

That was damn funny.

[rorysux]

lol this is great

[Morgondi]

"And the trees all knew martial arts" lmao

[kanuca1991]

LOL!

so nice! ;) great job

[cranckbob]

lol go away sam ur 2 fat

[sigsox]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahah

[cranckbob]

it didnt need the swears, the swears killed it

[grenevitch]

i like "Go away sam ur 2 fat"!!! lol jokes

[pinaballwizards]

"They were all like RAAAAAWR and the humans were like 'oh, crap'"

"I'm a woman, bitch!"

"That badass stole our food!"

hahahahahaha

[vindurverndari]

Oh god... and every one was bored for the rest of their lives, lol!!!

[siriuswifetobe]

dont tease boromirs death!

Thank you for not showing Hladirs

[MeLikeGuns]

Hehe, Zelda music in the beginning.

[Bigboy85882]

"and all the uruk were all like "RARRRGH" and the humans were all "oh crap" lol loved it, awesome video!!!

[Rave4Techno]

"Go away Sam, you're too fat".

[ebrahim23]

THATS SO FUNNY

[Rheims]

I totally less-than-three you for making this!!! It's sooo cool! 'I'm a woman, bitch!'IMAO

[AragornHottie]

That is soooo funny!!

[gargoylewine]

Hilarious!

[wewillrcku]

"i'm a woman,bitch"! lmao

[kickuass72]

im a woman bitch!

[Tianimalz]

And Gimli was like "I'm short!" And Legolas was like "I'm tall!" -gigglechoke snort- Loved that part.

Nice job xD

[groome1320]

am i the only one who noticed the zelda music in the background

[TaikunNozomu]

no, I did too =)

[TaikunNozomu]

By the way, the song is by John Williams, he made his version of the Zelda song. He also composed Star Wars songs.

[groome1320]

technically it was 3:50

[poopybunghole]

omg....Thats soooo FUNNY! hahahahahahah

[Videot01]

"I'm short!"

"I'm tall."

The funniest summary of LOTR

[thargimpaler]

"and then Eowen was like 'I'm a woman bitch!' and then stabbed him in the face!"

This is hilarious

[AceFire117]

OOOOH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' HILARIOUS that was briliant well done dude ;)

[wazzuppeeps96]

"And all the trees knew martial arts and started throwing rocks and kicking people in the head!"

[LordOfHearts13]

hahaha

this is sooo funny!

[messageforyousir]

this rocks!

very funny!

[xsassyx]

and then theodin was all pissed off and they kicked out worm tongue for having black hair and being pale and evil, LMAO!!!

[dentistxxx]

prety good

[narniashark]

isnt is frst light on th fifth day? not the third

[jmie5]

Voice quality is too low. It's high-pitched, quick, hard to understand. If I hadn't seen all the movies, I wouldn't be able to understand at all.

[TequilaRocks7]

"That fatass ate all our food!"

"Go away sam you're too fat."

Love the wording

[TequilaRocks7]

"I'm a woman bitch" lol

[525600mins]

LOL that was BRILLIANT. Thank you so much for that.

"Fatass ate all our food!" xD

[TequilaRocks7]

This is excellent

[primadonnah]

beautiful...just beautiful. x

[Erkenbrecht]

This is so stupid--I LOVED IT!!!!

lol

[eggbertsmith]

Really lame

[BleedingKiss]

"Fatass ate all our food."

That there was priceless.

Kudos.

Loved it.

[Lunamaru]

"And everyone was bored for the rest of their lives."

XD Best part, right there.

[lizakimca]

OMG THE BEST FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE...

you forgot about that girl who refused to go to the land for aragon or that junk

but i still like her

[pyroqwerty]

And everyone was bored for the rest of their lives lol :P

[grintgirl12]

Fave quotes Lmao soooo funny!

'i'm short' 'i'm tall'!

'go away sam ur fat'

'i'm a woman bitch'

and

'everyone was bored for the rest of their lives'! so funny!

[thepepsimancan]

Awesome, I'm a woman bitch

[fi9ol]

"...and gimli was still short and then everyone was bored for the rest of their lives..." rofl XD u missed the spider thing tho

[sheepman987654321]

you shud do that agen but av the speech slower

[Ace1875]

dude love the commentary

[Bencat6980]

lol, love the zelda music in the background

[melodyandzacbffls]

IMA WOMAN BITCH HAHAHA!!

[pyrojessie551]

that was more than 3 minutes