The Washington Post reported that Senator Jon Kyl was found drunk and passed out in a horse stall with his pants around his ankles. The horse had to be euthanized due to "excessive anal trauma". Senator Kyl's spokesman said that "this has happened before", and went on to say, "After all, who doesn't like to have sex with a horse once in a while?"*
Did some homework, hope this gives some perspective:
Can't post links, so type "AR08_vFinal.pdf" in Google
This is PPH's 2007-2008 financial report. It shows that the total revenue is $374.7 mil, and that 305,310 abortions were done. It also shows $349.6 mil in federal funds.
Type "in-clinic-abortion-procedures-4359.asp" in Google
This shows the costs of abortions by PPH, which by average is $650. $650 multiplied by 305,310 is $198.5 Mil. So, Abortions account for 53% of their total revenue
Holy shit.... "That was not intended to be a factual statement" is the GREATEST excuse ever!!! Thank Senator Kyl! I literally cannot think of a scenario where that doesn't get me out of ANYTHING!
"In the last analysis, words will determine the course of human existence. Pray they are the right ones. At the same time, words resting in the wrong hands are more dangerous to the human condition than any arsenal of weapons ever assembled by man." TIME…For Best Deeds and Words 2011
Not Intended To Be An Actual Senator- Citizens Colbert Nation
"In the last analysis, words will determine the course of human existence. Pray they are the right ones. At the same time, words resting in the wrong hands are more dangerous to the human condition than any arsenal of weapons ever assembled by man." TIME…For Best Deeds and Words 2011
Not Intended To Be An Actual Senator- Citizens Colbert Nation
As I understand it, Senator Jon Kyl has been arrested twice now for sexual assault on a minor (both times with boys under the age of 12), but his political connections have managed to cover it up and allow him to escape prosecution each time.*
@jjlinert: Not only that, but witnesses say that Senator Jon Kyl raped a 78-year old disabled grandmother, beat her to death with a hammer, and then threw her body off a bridge after mutilating it with a corkscrew and a pair of pliers.
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CHhasingAfter 9 months ago
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The Washington Post reported that Senator Jon Kyl was found drunk and passed out in a horse stall with his pants around his ankles. The horse had to be euthanized due to "excessive anal trauma". Senator Kyl's spokesman said that "this has happened before", and went on to say, "After all, who doesn't like to have sex with a horse once in a while?"*
*Not intended to be a factual statement.
mikefromwa 10 months ago
Everything the Repubicans say are "not meant to be factual".
jjlinert 10 months ago
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Did some homework, hope this gives some perspective:
Can't post links, so type "AR08_vFinal.pdf" in Google
This is PPH's 2007-2008 financial report. It shows that the total revenue is $374.7 mil, and that 305,310 abortions were done. It also shows $349.6 mil in federal funds.
Type "in-clinic-abortion-procedures-4359.asp" in Google
This shows the costs of abortions by PPH, which by average is $650. $650 multiplied by 305,310 is $198.5 Mil. So, Abortions account for 53% of their total revenue
Mattgasq 10 months ago
liar
jordanthewizard 10 months ago
Holy shit.... "That was not intended to be a factual statement" is the GREATEST excuse ever!!! Thank Senator Kyl! I literally cannot think of a scenario where that doesn't get me out of ANYTHING!
GrassValleyGreg 10 months ago
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"In the last analysis, words will determine the course of human existence. Pray they are the right ones. At the same time, words resting in the wrong hands are more dangerous to the human condition than any arsenal of weapons ever assembled by man." TIME…For Best Deeds and Words 2011
Not Intended To Be An Actual Senator- Citizens Colbert Nation
twitter com/ bestdeedswords
MrNycbigdog 10 months ago
"In the last analysis, words will determine the course of human existence. Pray they are the right ones. At the same time, words resting in the wrong hands are more dangerous to the human condition than any arsenal of weapons ever assembled by man." TIME…For Best Deeds and Words 2011
Not Intended To Be An Actual Senator- Citizens Colbert Nation
twitter .com/ bestdeedswords
MrNycbigdog 10 months ago
As I understand it, Senator Jon Kyl has been arrested twice now for sexual assault on a minor (both times with boys under the age of 12), but his political connections have managed to cover it up and allow him to escape prosecution each time.*
*Not intended to be a factual statement.
mikefromwa 10 months ago 3
@mikefromwa LOL!!
jjlinert 10 months ago
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@jjlinert: Not only that, but witnesses say that Senator Jon Kyl raped a 78-year old disabled grandmother, beat her to death with a hammer, and then threw her body off a bridge after mutilating it with a corkscrew and a pair of pliers.
*Not intended to be a factual statement.
mikefromwa 10 months ago
Hey big boys! My name is Monica and I am a 19 year old redhead looking for some fun with a mature guy. I am totally not a 50 year old man.*
*Not meant to be factual.
vincemealfull 10 months ago
So do we now have to ask Republicans whether each statement they make is intended to be a factual statement?
Chrisfs59 10 months ago 6
Nothing the Republicans say is factual. If they believed in facts they'd be Democrats and stop being such hypocritical, amoral assholes.
PumaOPumaOPumaO 10 months ago 27
@PumaOPumaOPumaO
And they say the same thing about democrats. I assume they're both right about each other, and give them the benefit of the doubt.
EarlPitsII 10 months ago
@PumaOPumaOPumaO you have that backwards.
jordanthewizard 10 months ago
"Not a factual statement, so here's another non-factual statement to go with it.."
Note to Sen. Kyl: In the real world, non-factual statements are called "lies".
mutatron 10 months ago 26