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  • They must change their name from BP to DP

  • @AstralXRomance1 racist dog

  • FUCK THIS

  • @repeated911 America; FUCK YEAH!!!!!

  • lol squinty-eyes well sorry won't get rid of the nigger-plague :D

  • Wow, this video is the most stupid and insincere load of BS I have ever seen in my entire life.

  • south park was soooo right its funny i laughed my ass off!!!

  • Damn, South Park was right again.

  • I'm sooooorry

  • at 0:04 he shouldve said :"I'm Tony Hayward, and I like to fuck the Earth using oil. I like to get my penis out and rub oil all over it and say "fuck you earth I hate you so much".

  • im sorryyy

    im sorrryyy

    it wont happen again

  • @repeated911 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • @repeated911 Sorry your life sucks so much that you have to hate on people better than you. If it means anything to you, I don't hate you.

  • @repeated911

    That's why you're trying so hard to move here. They don't give working Visa's to retards.

  • Where is his apology to the world while laying butt-naked on top of a bear fur rug?

  • @repeated911 lmao, dumb Americans? you're almost as bad as a bigot. how much of a judgmental asshole do you have to be to group all of America into one category? god knows where you're from but im sure your country is full of fucked up douche bags *such as your self* who are just as bad as SOME of the people from the u.s. it's sad when you're that ignorant to classify a whole nation as one. pathetic.

  • @repeated911 We will never recover from this. This is going to be 10x worse in 30 years then what happened in 84' american itself's fault. Its our shit government and some dumbass screwing up who gives the average american the name 'stupid'

    If i was in control then i, and i bet many americans would do all they could and clean up the mess...

  • @repeated911

    umad bro

  • @SniPerAMeRIcan91 Not all of BP are English, don't blame what happened on ONE country, Its ignorant bastards like you which try to fill peoples heads with bullshit so they hate everyone else but themselves. You fucking Nazi.

  • "I'm deeply sorry i fucked the world in its asshole"

  • soooooarryyyyyyyy!!!!!

  • I'm sorry!

  • @repeated911 Yeah, only blame Americans...geez

  • @repeated911 Shit. I voted up. I meant to vote down.

    Sorry..

    Long Live the Coon

  • @repeated911 -- I don't understand your logic. UCC is based in the U.S., but is an international corporation, and a disaster occured that was horrible, yes, but it's not America's fault that Bhopal occured. I live in Philly, and I have NEVER heard one person blame the entire country of England for the BP oil spill. You're stupid to think that all Americans are evil doers. 99.999% of Americans are just trying to live and enjoy life and have happy families just like you. Use your brain moron.

  • @Dubulous111 THANK YOU!

  • motherfucker cant even show some respect and memorize the speech.. at least for the sake of not looking like hes reading cue cards

  • we're sorraay...

  • @Catherinepayne

    Lol I agree with you and I'm American. Just remember AMERICA IS PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE BRITAIN!! We just have a lot less gays ; p

  • All of you Bitching about him doing noting but saying sorry, he is cleaning the spill retards!!! What else do you want him to do???and why is this spill so important?? What about all of the other spills???

    Serously leave him alone he's doing all he can...

  • You can tell that Hayward just wants to get up and tell the members of the hearing to go fuck themselves. Don't blame him personally, I would do the same if my company was being blamed for the incompotence of the American oil workers... The Americans designed the rig, the Americans built the blow-out perventer and the rig was staffed by... Americans! - Goddamn, you Americans piss me off big time.

    Keep standing you ground, Tony. The whole of Britain is behind you.

  • We're Deeply Sorry,

    We're Sorry,

    ... Sorry

  • @ptherich

    oh i forgot the credit crunch and bhopal disaster

  • @69sleuth

    cleverer than americans dickwad

  • @ptherich2

    ahaha you stupid fucker

    1 its a global fucking company you twat

    2 this cancels out 1 of americas many crimes against the world vietnam, training bin laden, mcdonalds...

  • Where's Cthulu when you need him

  • @repeated911 shame that you brits, go around spilling tons of oil in other countries. fuck you.

  • We're deeply sorry.

  • @repeated911 Oh I'm sorry, but don't people usually hassle us for being "the worlds police"? Every time we get affiliated with other countries business were constantly told "stay in your own country!" or "we don't need your help, get out." Yet, when we don't take action, you get comments like yours "why didn't you help us!?" "how come you never helped us here?" Yea WE'RE guilty double standards...

  • @3masons1 Dude, you literally said nothing. Your school in Cambridge, England needs to teach you some grammar and how to speak English. Reading your comment wanted to make me rip off my penis and throw it in the lake, and the fact that it is thumbs upped 13 times makes it worse. You might as well have said, "Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater."

  • Thumbs up if the coon brought you here

  • @repeated911 It happened in Indian you dumb fuck

  • FYeah south park brought me here!

  • We are now changing our name to DP, Because we .... DP the earth...

  • People who vote this down because of Tony Hayward are fucking retarded! Its not like ur voting him for an election or anything, ur just voting a funny video up which unintentionally makes him look like an idiot.

  • South park FTW!

  • coon

  • coon brought me here

  • Southpark, what can I say else

  • No one cares about a bunch of sea gulls. My car had less shit on it ever since the spill.

  • fukin twat 

  • such a son of a bitch

  • the coon! sorry~ !

  • Im sorry im sorry im sorrrryyyyy

  • THE COON and friends!!! hahaha south park's too good

  • thumbs up if south park brought you here

  • @braveskid6 Screw off

  • @yugiohonline26 okay kid. i think you should go back to playing yugioh. haha. what a fagot. get out of here troll.

  • @braveskid6 Maybe i would go play yugioh

  • fuck had it been mexico the us had already taken over the well...

  • it's not to "out there" to think that you have moved out of some sort of protection that you had been a christian country, the umbrella is moved aside, I don't know but you guys a really getting an ass whoopin. I'm just glad we are so far away from you fellas, you are one super scary nation that's lately been ruled by some even more scary leaders.

  • At least this guy has stood up, who in America has stood up, no one, we luv you Americans down under but guys you are getting monstered these days with all sorts of terrible happenings. You guys have been a monster to the world for so long it must be some sort of karma, we have been watching now for a few years at the disasters you guys have been suffering.

  • @3masons1 Well the britts do the same how did they "enlightned" the world by being one of the principle powers to particpate in the slave trade, genocide the amerindians, occupy India/Middle East and some of China/Africa/Americas. In fact I would'nt talk because the Britts destroyed your empire which by the way enslaved alot more people Africans or nonAfricans(even fellow turks) than the US. You are right abut the Revolution, but the USSR did collapse. I love Turkey, but I love the USA more!

  • Considering how far down the leak is BP have had it hard everything that BP HAVE DONE 2 cap the leak has never been done at the depth and for BP saving money bp i disagree with amount of claims they have dealt with which inthe tens of thousands now and clean up cost and clean up being the biggest ever 'manned. A leak this size there is only so much you cando.BP will clean it up as STATED being a british owned company it will be done properly unlike bhopal disater as stated which is a disgrace

  • b is the second letter of the alphabet and p is the 16th.put that together and get 216.. 666 is the number of the beast. 6x6x6= 216

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  • BP has not taken full responsiblity- they are trying to cut costs at the expense of humanity.

  • Hi Tony how are you ...are the fat greedy Americans moaning still ..o dear how they bleat..you think they would be greatfull now they can pull there shrimp straight from the sea and cook it without having to put any oil on it,they realy do moan..Namasty my fat greedy American Brother

  • @MrNamchebazar Ewww, your jealousy is jumping off the page!!! It isn't America's fault that your fate was to be born in a third-world country with a per capita annum of $11 HUNDRED dollars, compared to the USA per capita of 47 THOUSAND. And how does your obvious jealousy help you? Get off your lazy ass and make a difference. Install a toilet over there today for someone (you?) who is currently shitting in a hole in the floor!

  • @Bombeni ..And what is your contribution..what have you discovered ...what have you built from scratch..NOTHING..it was your good fortune to be born in the USA..and by that right you think you own the world..but you are a nation of big fat heads with big fat arses..you are greedy..the world greedy American is not jealouse of you ..we are sick of you ..you are like a spoilt bullying child ..that now something has hurt you weall have to know about it..you have even turned on the UK..YOU DOGS

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  • @MrNamchebazar Like I said, jealous jealous jeaalous.

  • @MrNamchebazar

    turning on the UK makes americans dogs, wait that doesn't make sense because dogs listen to their masters. so who is the dog, the ones who listen and obey or the ones who don't.

  • @Mikkael365 ..oooow arnt we the student of psychology,,to end the debate about dogs i will rephrase,,you even turn on your oldest allies..you get oil they get blood trying to impress you spoilt brats..they are loosing there children in Iraq and Afghan because you cant win wars without them..you run..you even gave money to Noraid to bomb them and they still stayed loyal..i am not to great a lover of the British but they are loyal and wise in comparison to you immoral idiots

  • @MrNamchebazar

    dude, britian would so fuckin turn on their allies. they may have a bigger army, but guess who trains their best, us, fuckin canada is what makes the U.S. military so fuckin strong. also, the U.S. is fuckin retarded because bush was dumb enough to actually declare war on terror. we are taking our troops back in 2011 because we know this is a lost war, that doesn't make us cowards that makes us smarter than the U.S. so don't you pull that bullshit on us.

  • @Mikkael365 ..just what are you on about....i realy cant follow what your saying..if you want to slag somebody off ..at least do it when you havnt been on crack in your trailer..you trash.....

  • @MrNamchebazar

    you call me trailer trash when you don't even know where i live, lol, faggot. unless you've got my IP you shouldn't ever try to assume where a person live you idiot. if you don't understand what im saying then you are an idiot in every sense of the word, im not going to repeat it to you, if you can't understand then thats your fault.

  • @MrNamechebazar

    What in the world did you say? Do you even know what your talking about?

    A damn oil spill wouldn't cause all security members of of fuckin NATO to

    turn agains the US.

    @Mikkael365

    Canada has not one bit of influence over the United States Armed forces besides NATO, what in the world are you talking about? Canada doesn't

    train our troops, and is barely involved in any war that the US has taken apart of since WWII.

  • @Bombeni ..MY GODi just saw you on your profile you realy are one ugly person.you sound slightly retarded...i am happy in my shit hole here in Namchebazar ,we dont have one wheeled veihcal for 200 miles no 4x4 nothing we take our power from the Dubkhshi river coming off Sagamatha(Everest) i am thankfull for this British invention of the PC and internet(not American)so can you leave us alone in our shit hole we dont need you mcdonalds , gun crime or drug dollar go clean your oil up you dog

  • @MrNamchebazar

    dude, BP was british so why the fuck are you blaming the americans, BP fucked up not the americans

  • @Mikkael365 ..are you thick..you even say" was" bloody Dick Chainy's company fitted the pipe work and the blow out preventor.. BP is as British as a McDonnalds in China is American...and it was American crew and maintanance,,and they were to have the oil so tough shit..enjoy..and now its entered into the Atlantic convayor all the East coast unclding you in Canada and even the lap dog british might get a bit..so you all have a nice day

  • @MrNamchebazar

    dude, BP is called britsh petroleum, therefore is linked to the british.

  • @Bombeni ...hey just had a great idiea drop some agent orange on it...

  • what a crap-shoot bastard

  • @3masons1 dont stereotype us. only the informed people understand

  • shit... its not even his fault its mainly the former ceo's fault (This, I got from an article in the Times magazine). Plus, im tired of saying a bunch of shit there is only so much they can do.

  • i don't get it. even though i'm american,this country's community thinks BP are stuck-up a**holes,when they are actually trying their best to end it. it's not like their doing this disaster on purpose,it was a mistake.and if this country keeps bashing BP,it will hurt the relationship between america and england,which i really don't want it to happen.

  • I was a former truck driver. I never had an accident. This is because I operated my truck and I control the safety of it's operation. If I get an accident and kill someone I can't tell the law the I got an accident because the dispatch told me to hurry up!! Same thing why are they saying well we had a blow out and the largest oil spill because BP told us to hurry up.

  • @FfejTball

    Americans R responsible 4 murdering >1.5 million Iraqis contaminated their CROPS & Land by depleted Uranium,Abducting ppl in into secret archipelago Private prisons managed by private[Elite Hunting personnel] mafia like Blackwater USA, using sadist TORTURES methods e.g immersing people on acids bath killing by sodomizing by super heated rods till death drilling ,finger & eyes plugging etc

    THEY TOO MUST PAY THE PRICE

  • @repeated911 What nationality are you? Have you not seen or heard of our protests against the war? I marched on Washington DC in a peace protest during the Bush administration when he initially committed our country to war. What did you do? Blog about it? Post a video about how protests are stupid? Have you considered that perhaps because we're the most viewed (read:popular) country in the media we're also the most scrutinized? Tell me where you're from, I'll tell you your problems.

  • @FfejTball

    Americans R responsible 4 murdering >1.5 million Iraqis contaminated their CROPS & Land by depleted Uranium,Abducting ppl in into secret archipelago Private prisons managed by private[Elite Hunting personnel] mafia like Blackwater USA, using sadist TORTURES methods e.g immersing people on acids bath killing by sodomizing by super heated rods till death drilling ,finger & eyes plugging etc

    U R Equal Responsible for ELECTING" these THUGStoPOWER THEY MUST PAY THE PRICE

  • @Jesusthepalestinian By that logic all of Iran is responsible for their leaders decisions; all of Korea is responsible for Kim Jong Il's insanity. It's equivalent to blaming every German citizen for the crimes of the third reich. You know Iraq and Kuwait did some pretty horrible things to each other too right? I'm not saying that justifies my country's actions; in fact it's the opposite. My point is that evil is everywhere, it's not specific to one place. The leaders should pay, not the ppl.

  • @Jesusthepalestinian I don't agree with our methods, I don't agree with this war. I would rather have Iraqis be my brothers than my enemy. The same can be said for any nationality. I would rather see the US spread education than democracy, drop food instead of bombs. I would like to see Blackwater stand trial or face the families of the ppl they killed, I would like to see the irradiated land cleaned of depleted uranium, and farmers given their land back. But what can I do?

  • @FfejTball WTF are you talking about. So would everyone else in the world.

  • @Purps013 Notice it says @Jesusthepaliestinian. It was a response to him.

  • @3masons1 Get off YOUR high-horse and realize that as humans we are in this TOGETHER. What our government does and has done has been in almost 95% of the cases NOT the will of the people. If you think the US is the ONLY place on earth with stupid, incompetent people then you sir are yourself an idiot. A narrow minded one at that. I write my senators and congressmen to use my voice. If they don't do anything, I can only express outrage, vote for someone different, and try to make things better.

  • I get all my gulf spill news from the BP youtube channel! Go BP WOOOOOOOOO!

  • also mind what Steven Colbert noted...

    it is possible that BP keeps Tony Hayward as the face man for BP. he will be the face of evil while this disaster persists. once all is sorted out they will fire him and all the evil will leave with him. or this is what BP is hoping people will believe.

    this incident is not just his fault. it is the fault of BP.

    so remember, after they let him go....IT IS STILL BPs FAULT.

    BP needs to fold.

  • on youtube look up....

    "Rachel Maddow- The more spills change_ the more they stay the same"

    this all has happened before. SEDCO did the EXACT same things 30 years ago to avert almost the exact same disaster in 1979. SEDCO later became Trans Ocean.

    this is UNBELIEVABLE.

    PLEASE LOOK UP THIS VIDEO and RAISE HELL FOR B.P.

  • The definition for "Douche Bag" in the dictionary should have a picture of Tony Hayward.

  • you mean the LARGEST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER...

  • @repeated911 What do the unavoidable civilian deaths that come along with any war have to do with an oil spill in the gulf of mexico? butterfly effect?

  • Shut up Frodo! Get your ass back to the shire

  • seeing as BP is already a convicted felon, and had ignored MANY safety regulations to speed up the drilling by a DAY despite advice to the contrary, I would say the fault lies squarely on BP, NOT Americans.

    not only that, but the fines given to BP for safety violations, which seem HUGE to normal, average Americans, were but a slap on the hand. BP make far more money than the "biggest fine in history" was. it is more cost effective to ignore the problem and pay the fine. its like $5 for killing

  • FUCK Tony Heyward and FUCK BP! Those greedy criminal bastard scumbag cocksuckers have KILLED the Gulf of Mexico. All the fault of some douchebag drill rig manager who was placed under enormous pressure to perform. Nevermind the setbacks or the safety problems THAT WERE WELL KNOWN IN ADVANCE. NO!! PUSH FORWARD REGARDLESS! I hope you fucksticks go broke cleaning up the tremendous mess you've made just because you're all about the fucking money. I hope you choke on it, you fucking scumbag assholes.

  • Here's what I heard... blah blah blah profit, blah blah blah, more profit, blah, blah, blah, I want my Mum, blah blah blah, profit, blah, blah, blah, planet BP cares, blah, blah, blah, is it time for Tea?

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  • Fuck BP. Fuck Halliburton. Fuck Transocean. Fuck Cameron International Corporation. Fuck the radical GOP and their religion of conservative deregulation. And fuck all the outsiders ripping on America for this. Yes, we have a lot of very, very stupid citizens. But not all of us are from the bible belt, so please don't lump us all into the same inbred pot of teapublicans that voted for the last administration of inept philistines.

  • How about this rich asshole donates everything he owns to refund all the people whose lives he has destroyed? Just saying.

  • Thank you BP! Thank you Sarah Palin! DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • See all the stupid americans bp bashing the system failed how is it this guys fault only daft dumb american would air off like this NO WONDER YOU ARE THE WORLD IDIOTS

  • @hjorgan67 Get a life you dumb fat greed american you are a typican brainless american it was a AMERICAN RIG AND A AMERICAN BLOW OUT PREVENTER now put dummy back in mouth and head to the burger bar you lot are idiots full stop

  • Their response hasn't been too bad (i.e. biggest environmental disaster response in history, no limit to clean-up and compensation costs, paying out all claims within 48 hours, tens of thousands of people employed to clean up, including paying locals to help with the response). The main fault of BP is using contractors to drill the oil for them in the first place. Contractors who have much less of a regard to safety and cut corners.

  • Okay! Let's call them at 866-448-5816.

  • Totally on topic with this particular video

    Anyone who has had their fill of the spill, might want to jump over to my page and see my video BP Nightmare, for a bit of much needed comic relief from this all.

  • Wow, isn't BP's CEO Tony Hayward just a frigging Saint! You know, it wasn't the employees of BP rather the CEOs and upper Management who are responsible for this mess. Haste not only can make money, but look at the waste it has inflicted on our environment. An absolute travesty.

    In the end, it WILL cost the taxpayers if not through taxes then as consumers. I hardly think the upper echelon will forfeit their salaries/bonus' to cover expenses.

    Shame, shame, shame.

  • hey, bp, open up your wallet... you need to repay all the costs for the disaster you caused

  • @XtraordinaryFacts ...Btw, BP has already said that there is no limit to the amount of money they will spend on the clean-up. Plus, they're paying out ALL claims, all within 48 hours.....This stuff doesn't get reported in the media, the media want to focus on the negatives of the situation, and they never tell us the whole situation....

  • @Heijbs fuck you they were the ones who lobbied against the safety changes that wouldve prevented it. they will NEVER pay the full amount thanks to their influence. good job swallowing corporate propaganda.

  • Too little, too late.

  • Solar doesn't spill.

  • he wants his life back xD

  • FUck off and go fuckn bankrupt BP dipshits

  • TL;DW

  • "The gulf oil spill is a disaster that never should have happened?" No ****, did he just figure that out?! Maybe you should have cared about safety and prevention! This is caused by criminal negligence AT BEST.

    He never thought about anyone but himself and his own $greed$. This guy is a piece of crap who doesn't deserve a penny for destroying the planet, he deserves to be rotting in jail or with the downed rig.

  • This is simply a disingenuous plea for mercy. What a wormy pile of scum, there isn't a sorry, or genuine bone in his overpaid body.

    The largest environmental response in history? it's a pathetic response for the largest environment DISASTER in history.

    They are using the same methods that failed the last time a riser caused an oil spill...30 years ago. All they are doing is dumping toxic chemicals into the ocean as fast as possible, they didn't use or invest in any safety or new tech.

  • who believes this crap?

  • Idiots, how can you make this seem like "Don't worry, we'll fix everything"?

    I didn't hear a word of you saying how you're going to fix all of the pure carelessness that comes to the safety of your off shore drillings. Maybe fix all of the big government corruption while you're at it? Maybe notice how you have destroyed an entire community of not only sea life but people who already have been decimated by natural disaster? The damage is done BP, you better fix this and then cease to exist.

  • I really hope this is the beginning of the end for BP.

  • Why record ambient sound of a ship's engine room and then overlay with the video of this nit-wit?

    .

    Dumb.

  • according to one report i read, it said they had about 7 different safety and environmental violations prior to the spill. So why were they allowed new contracts in the first place? I think we really need to re-evaluate wether the potetntial profit is even worth it if you can't even breath the air or drink the water. This is also the same guy that was quoted in an interview as saying " the ocean is huge, so the spill in comparison to the size of the gulf isn't that bad at all".

  • GET FUCKED YOU CHEAP MONKIES. TAKE YOUR 5000 DOLLAR PAYOFF AND GET FUCKED YOU FUCK.

  • F.U.B.P.!!!!!!!

  • Warfare is fought different today ! Sucker punch ! Followed up by the ole 1,2,3,

    Sucker punch=Oil Spill 1) can't get it fixed let it get real big 2) send it as far inland as we can Make sure Its hit buy hurricane 3) Someone started a fire

  • Tony Hayward, relatively tiny?

  • hm.. will BP ever recover from this debacle?

    I mean, sure BP has got tonnes of money but this disaster is going to seriously ruin the company

  • @Danelleya

    Yea! just you wait, they'll go the same way as Exxon.......oh wait.

  • Fuck you asshole Tony Hayward motherfucker. You chose to fuck up when our country is led by the weakest leader in its history, Barack Obama. That's what pisses me off.

  • I call BULLSHIT!

  • All of that oil should be dumped on his house! He's such a piece a shit!

  • Fuck you, asshole! I will dance and sing when you lie rotting and stinking in the earth!!!

    Enough of the public relations bulshit! We need this thing fucking problem SOLVED! People are becoming sick in addition to them goingjobless, our animals and marine life are dying in front of us in horrible ways!

    You can never make this right! You can only stop the flow of toxins and stop the increasing destruction of our world you fucking evil piece of shit!

    NO TRIGGER? REALLY?!?!?!?

    YOUR FAULT!!!!!