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  • Thats hilarious and sad! Made my night though thanks alot Jeff needed a good laugh

  • Wow, dude, that is messed up.

  • wtf jeff i just had a similar experience two weeks ago no joke ....i work at a bowling alley and i was getting a pair of shoes for this kid (couldn't be older then 6-7) and he goes "thanks a lot mister your number 1" and gives me the middle finger. i stood there in disbelief lol....im scared for this younger generation theres no respect anymore ....but you have to types of people that shop there regular normal citizens getting low prices and you have the famous PEOPLE OF WALMART lol

  • this is why i don't shop at walmart haha

  • those people are the people who have no substance in their lives.

  • Maby "they" are right when "they" say that "the time is up" ??? WTF ! its not only in the USA that it is happening...maby wee all are Fu...ed...lol

  • Next time tell her stop procreating because she is obviously genetically inferior.

  • I would have said bitch do me a favour and don't get fucked so the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with more of your mistakes.

  • where is the collection in the back???

  • thats why i really think some people just need to be wiped off the face of the earth... no wonder our planet is being over populated... its full of a bunch of retards

  • WOW,my momma would have kicked my a** for doing that. Then again,I was raised with manners. Reason #3 I dont shop at Wal-mart anymore,lol.

  • this is the problem with kids these day. The father that shot his daughters laptop gets a round of applause from me maybe this kid needed a foot in the butt. I think the father that shot the daughters laptop should be a model for most parents this is the problem now a days I still think there are good kids out there.

  • man, it's pretty scary out there. am seriously starting to consider never having kids! it is not the fault of the new generation that it is all f*cked up, it is the fault of their parents!

  • prolly looked like the kid with the taser from the hangover part 1

  • Contact Walmart security to c what their cams got

  • White trash dwells in the Walmart!

  • you should of said get fucked

  • Fat people syndrome.

    

  • what a bitch tell her to get fucked

  • this inspires me to tell rude kid's parents about their terrible behavior... i think i might... FIX THE NEW GEN

  • I was at Walmart a few days ago and they had giant stickers all over the floor that said "taxes" on them. Walmart actually has to remind their customers to save enough money to pay their taxes.

  • jeff

    ''this shirt looked like a dress.it must of been a 6x and just a xl

  • Dude, if you're confused enough to think it's a good idea to go into walmart, immediately make a beeline to the spray cheese whiz and grab some. Then as you navigate the store, if people get in your way you can just spray cheese whiz on the floor a few feet away and they will crawl out of your way to lick it up.

    PS - those were zombies and you're damn lucky you made it out alive.

  • I would have run his ass over and then teabagd the shit out chocolaty face

  • People are shaped by their environment. Bitchy parents = bitchy kids.

  • he perfictally described cartman form south park

  • @jo96962 i was thinking the same thing

  • i would have went to the serves desk and reported them just to piss em off a little haha

  • HOLY F*** jeff! i salute you sir, you handled that very VERY well, let me tell you if some little dipshit mouthed off to me like that in wal-mart i would have slapped that chocolate right off his face, so again man, kudos to you.

  • Jeff that is a freakin' riot. :) I cannot believe that they both said that. That is nuts.

    I have no idea why so many uneducated, rude, jackass, out of work, hillbilly type goofballs end up at Wal-Mart. I seriously don't. WTF?

  • it's because idiots these days don't know how to raise their kids. i have a 9 year old brother, who not only weighs more than i do, but never gets off his game system. i know i'm not really old enough to say parenting now is bad, as i'm only 17, but even i can tell it is. when i was a kid, misbehaving in any way, especially in public/school =spanking/grounded (no tv, no outside) my brother does bad he gets his game taken away for any where from an hour to a day, depending on what he did.

  • oh man....i would beat the shit out of him

  • was he black?

  • So...I decided to get somthing to eat during the video...I come back and Jeff is giving me the bird, and telling me to "get F******" What did I miss? lol

  • Walmart where spandex should be a privilege and not a right!

  • lol at walmart regular

  • LOL...

  • omg im sick as a mother and im laughing my ass off!!! oh god were so F**KED

  • I have an explosive temper man, i tell sheep who mill around with no purpose to get out of the fucking way. Frequently.

  • Lol, Jeff "Excuse me" If it was me, 1st time "Scuse me bud" 2nd time "Please move" 3rd "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY KID!!"

  • "There was this kid. Must've been 7 years old, prolly weighed as much as I do." LOL

  • I've been watching your videos off and on for a while and they are all great! Keep it up! New subscriber right here. Great story!

  • Wow America, U scary.

  • i know you wont belive this but i was in the quakertown farmers market and a kid id say about 9 or 10 was pooping on the floor of course at that point i had stopped eating my fries which were amazing up until that moment and walked up to his father and said your child is letting his stool out on the floor and he said that's ok with me i let him shit where he wants to. the scary part is no one cared! if i had a cam i would have filmed it

  • "What's up with all this... chocolate on your face!?"

    "It's doodoo baby!"

  • i've got plenty of experiences of kids being morons. seen as i'm IN middle school with THIS generation of humans, i'm scared for what it's going to be like when i'm an adult.

  • @michelthegreatable amen to that... fucking morons I deal with on a daily basis.

  • And that is why You carry a ka bar around on your belt to show

  • Wow, wth

  • i think Kurt Vonnegut put it best:

    True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

  • You described the mother perfectly...there is a distinct difference between a "Walmart regular" and someone who shops at walmart regularly.

  • im almost 15 and i look at my brothers friends and say damn kids i mean socioty is screwd when there older

  • or knive collections on wall?

  • hey jeff, no hats on the top of hutch in this vid?? lol

  • walmart's so ghetto lol =p

  • Wal*Mart is Hell on Earth.

  • you get that kind of attitude from kids raising kids. Would slap that down, but they are the ones that carry guns as toys! Brings you back to the saying "Shit in, shit out.".

  • You never run into that shit at Target.

  • ROFL

  • "i felt like i just got ear raped by a 7 year old kid"

    ahhahaha your the best jeff i love all your videos

  • That kid isn't a future leader, he is a future Wal Mart employee and welfare douche like his mom.

  • i whish i was alive in the 50´s

  • I could imagine the kid in my head, The kid from the goonies when he's eating the ice cream in the freezer!!

  • Don't worry that is not our future, there are still plenty of good kids, unfortunately there are just plenty of rude, useless ones. These kids will amount to NOTHING. You don't even retaliate, just smile when driving past them when they are collecting bins for a living.

  • You look like you've got PTSD from this incident. I would not say most kids are like the one u met, but I've found kids like that normally have foul mouthed parents - I use the term parent very very loosely. Hope u get well soon.

  • i love how the description says "good times...."

  • yeah lets kick his mother f**ker ass

  • if he pullled a knife on me i hold grab it hide it and call the police and f**king hit his c**t ass

  • @BATTXP1919 yea.... youre the youth hes talking about.

  • Im 11 and my good Fu*k her stupid bitch

  • going to the gas station one day, i looked over and this little girl probably 3 years old looks at me and flips me off when i walked in and walked back out

  • this world is coming to shit ! 

  • Try living in the UK i once tried to get past a 13 year old boy and accidentally nudged him as i went passed and the little shit pulled a knife on me!

  • i watched the whole video,and i can't belive how rude are some people......WOW

  • JEFF.......you are not old if you say "kids these days" at this kid

  • oh wally world...

  • where has the time gone

  • when i want to have fun i just go to the mall or to the movies with my friends

    p.s tell me his name so i can track him down and "take care" of the problem………

    yo

  • little bastard.

  •  ps. GET F*CKED

  • 40 year old at walmart's mentality < dog shit

  • niggers stink

  • thats the matamoras walmart for ya. I hate it down there. all the trash from new jersey has been moving out here for years.

  • LMAO, i worked at sams club back in the day and was helping a lady load a trampoline and another lady walked by and proceeded to give the lady i was helping a lecture on buying her son a trampoline basically telling her she was a bad mother. i could not believe it and thought i was gona witness a chick fight in the parking lot. but the ppl at walmart are a diff story all together. 9 out of 10 of them shouldnt even be allowed in public.

  • I know this is probably a little much but about a year ago, a 45 yr old man was arrested for masterbating/indecent exposure in public in our local Walmart women's department. The funniest part about this is that it was in our front page newspaper the day after lol

  • this video was making me laugh

  • Wow those bleeps caught me off guard

  • I die laughing every time I watch this. I picture the kid from Bad Santa

  • Man if I was there I would have been all up in that woman's grill: "DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS? CUTLERYLOVER. You and your crotch dropping just told Cutlerylover to get FUCKED. WITHOUT A VIDEO CAMERA RUNNING. How DARE you, ma'am? Do you know how good of a YouTube video this would have been?" And then I would have pantsed her, because no one talks smack to Cutlerylover. NO ONE.

    I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH. MESS WITH CUTLERYLOVER AND I WILL WHITTLE YOU IN THE FACE.

    DAMMIT.

  • augustus gloop from willy wonka?

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  • "6x, and he's probably only and extra large" XD He's preparing for the future!

  • Oh my God, I would have gone off on him... some peop-- I mean creatures

  • I was in Sam's one day and some 7 year old jumped in front of me waving his hands trying to block my view, her turned and laughed, I flashed my Cold Steel AK-47 and he shit his pants, it was funny

  • you should have shot that fat kid

  • (face palm) only in America. Glad I'm Asian. It's the complete opposite here. Old men and women ranting on kids And we could do no shit about it

  • I know I've never acted like that, in 15

  • They don't let you film In walmart, unless you hide the camera ;)

  • I was personally ear raped hearing this. I'm almost 15 and couldn't ever imagine anyone I know doing that. Its obviously the mothers fault for his behavior.

  • Well Jeff, you acted as the better person in that situation, and you can rest easy knowing that they are a waste of human flesh and are contributing to the destruction of the gene pool.

  • WalMart Zombies, a whole new category.

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  • yeah, the whole town that I live in acts like that....try living here. I stopped trying to nice and reasonable to these weirdos. I am not even jokimg about the town, Bath NY...ask someone about their experiences if theyve ever been here and they'll tell you the same thing about it.....

  • Reason # 1,234: Why you should not shop at walmart... Shop local.

  • When my hubby was still active duty in San Diego, we went to walmart and there was an older married couple and a young thin teenager fighting. The girl started running her mouth and the husband ran up and back handed her so hard she (and her cart with her toddler in it) flew back a few feet. My hubby Joe literally jumped over the jewelry counter and slammed that guy back. He kept him away from the young girl til security showed up. When they did, they took HER not the bad guy. Believe that?

  • im 11 years old but this is about an adult. i was in walmart and this guy he was about 30-35 shoved me into a shelf because of the fact i was buying a knife then he proceded to tell me that he was a cop and it was illegal for a kid to own a knife...let me just say that i may be a kid but i do know about the law. so i told him no its not sir very politely and he shoved me again so i said touch me again youll regret that move and walked away... some adults need to respect kids

  • @Supermassively imagining

  • Don't worry Jeff I believe you, let me guess she was fat and southern! ;)

  • Walmarts are never run down or anything, so I don't know why they attract these people. Anyhow, the Walmarts where I live are generally free from the walking dead, except for the middle of the night (in case you, for whatever reason, need to go there at 4 AM).

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  • Great vid haha

  • Little beech

  • i purely go to wally world just to see this kind of shit going on, as you said its a circus, i was introduced to walmart when my family moved to fort polk in Louisiana, as a teenager and let me tell you it was an experience. i only go there when i'm bored and need some free entertainment, well not totally free it costs me gas for my car, but i don't know where the majority of these crazy ass people come from but they all must have some form of relationship with the guests on Springer and Maury.

  • Walmart zombies lol hilarious I know how you feel

  • Kids...(I'm 14 almost 15 lol) can personaly say never acted like that.

  • @jkoder96 so am i and if i acted like this my mom would have beat my ass

  • Meh, they'll both die of heart desease eventually. :) I'm surprised you're a big walmart shopper given all the "buy USA" videos I've seen. I only occasionally go to walmart, but I realize that they are the storefront for the People's Republic of China. Then again, it's hard to avoid cheap goods.

  • lololol

    don't worry, he's going to be some strange cereal killer;

    obviously not politician material;

    wal mart has a surplus of clothes that they can't sell, do not worry lolol

  • Hahaha I can't believe this.

    Don't worry we aren't all like this

  • OMG thats awesome u shoulda recorded D:

  • I would of said more then a few bad things to that women.

  • Must be wall mart Midwest don't see that out here in Cali.

  • you should have thrown that bitch over the candy rack and jammed yer cock up her ass

  • dude im 15 and iv said "damn kids" all the time iv said it when i was 12 cause people are stupid and ignorant ... *cough cough* fox news*cough cough*

  • @cutlerylover were u carring that voyager.. he would of listened preety quickly hahah jkjkjkjk

  • Why do people say walmart reguler where the hell are they shoping lol

  • ear rape @LOL two words pot brownies jeff pot brownies.........

  • the thing is trash will always be trash and the smart ones will come through

  • The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and that mom is from your generation Jeff haha

  • i was "ear raped" by the 7 year old LMAO

  • Think people would talk like if they knew you were carrying? Just saying.

  • @YourMilageMayVary Probably, not many people seem to even notice that stuff. He could of been open carrying and they would of been pleasantly oblivious to all but their own ignorance.

  • wow...thats really all that can be said...wow. this is why the ONLY reason i go to walmart is for ammo.

  • FACT: bad parents breed bad kids.

  • The apple doesn't fall to far from the tree, eh?

  • Jeff I think I have the song/video to help you coupe with this situation of yours. on YT type in Whip yo Kids and click on the cartoon.

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  • sometimes I love your stories man.. just threw this up and listened as I clean my m24/47 mauser rifle and actually lol'ed when you said "get f**cked"

    .

  • i wouldve ran the kid over with the cart and and then backed over him

  • @cutlerylover Today I went to Wal-Mart. The line was really long and then this clerk opened up another line. She said "the BACK end of the line can come". We had been waiting there for fifteen minutes! Can you believe her? Please reply to this

  • haha. look at the tags.

  • When I cared to start paying attention to people and their kids about 5 years ago, a high percentage of the kids cough and sneeze all over the place without covering their mouths.

    The parents do nothing about it and just let their kids do that shit all over the place and spread their disease.

    I would have given that shitbag a wedgy.

  • Lowlifes breed more lowlifes. Americans are at an all time high in sheer stupidity, rudeness and ill manners. Any Wal-Mart, especially those in the south, are lowlife showcases.

  • You should have just done a bali-move and THEN said excuse me. I imagine you'd see a wet spot form on the front of that jersey followed by him waddling out of the way.

  • Hahahaha welcome to the Human World.

    I remember when I was transfered from a strict private elementary school into a public middle school I had to deal with people like that for the first time.

    I too was pretty shocked, but I've become numb to it over the years.

    The fact your shocked just means you're one of the few good people with decent manners and upbringing left in this world xD *cheers*

    Next time you see a slob just avoid them to avoid another situation like this, thanks for sharing ^_^

  • @curiosityuniversal

    I wish I went to a private school.

    You know what my math class consisted of during high school?

    Watching movies and writing down the numbers we saw in them.

  • @EmptyWalls100 Yeah... when math and science as subjects are put on the back burner and arts and literature are made a big deal of... you know the end of the golden era of a country is soon to follow.

    I loved history class in high school because I'd point out to the teacher how the mistakes of past empires are repeated by the empires of the present. The pattern repeats itself.

    By the way, if you want to do yourself a favor, watch khanacademy's videos on math

    Very helpful and easy to understand

  • @curiosityuniversal

    I'll check those out.

  • dude you have youre iphone, there is camero out there, you known it write?!

  • dude you have youre iphone, there is camero out there, you known it write?!

  • @11122233jjjaaakkkeee your a faggot

  • I've been on the site where they show Walmart shopper. And after hearing the story, all I can say is, God I hope it doesn't spread North into Canada

  • he is the perfect example of why child abuse should be legal

  • @mattc1683 Ever consider the fact that he might be the way he is, because of child abuse?

    

  • @illogicalmethod thats bullshit, my brothers, sister and me were all abused, and by abused I dont mean spanked, I mean us boys from the time we were 2 were beaten unconscious, black eyes, broken nose, broken arms, broken legs, locked in a closet and fed wet cat food once every other day, my sister was treated the same but with rape added in, we all know child abuse and torture, it does not make you that way, the kid is just a punk, and my comment was ment as joke anyway so lighten up.......

  • @mattc1683 A.) No, it's not bullshit. Just because you do not fit the statistical majority, does not mean you change facts, in any way shape or form.

    B.) If you were truly abused as you assert, a joke about abusing him wouldn't be funny at all. What would I know though, heh.

  • @illogicalmethod it is bullshit, we as humans have the abulity to make choices, he makes a choice to be a little shit head, and yes I can joke about what happend to us and so can they, Im not going to sit and boo hoo about what happened, I will just make sure the cycle ends here just as any other human has the abuility to do but some others just use it as an excuse to be an asshole just like this kid is most likely doing.

  • @mattc1683

    "it is bullshit" - Your opinion, sadly for you, your opinion is about as much as I paid for it.

    "we as humans have the abulity to make choices(si)" -

    We have the ability to make choices given the tools that we are provided with. You can't choose to use spoons and forks, when all you are provided is sticks. This is basic logic, I'm not even asking you to think hard about what you're saying.

    "... but some others just use it as an excuse to be an asshole..."

  • @mattc1683

    This KID, remember, we are talking about a KID here, either knows no better, because of how he was raised, or is, instead of merely using it as an excuse to be an asshole, is crying out for help in the best way he knows how, because maybe, just maybe, based upon the amount of evidence available to him, he thinks no one gives a flying fuck about him. One should be able to logically deduce that his mother certainly isn't the protector she is, naturally, supposed to be.

  • @mattc1683 Based on description of weight, state of personal hygiene? I'd also logically state his father isn't around, or isn't participating in the boys life as protector and provider/role model that he needs to be, either.

    So when a 7 -10 year old boy acts like a fuckwit, he is acting what he is taught and/or hoping someone else will do something about his parents, because HE CAN'T.

  • @illogicalmethod I dont buy the BS about if your abused you will be an abuser or act out, we were treated horrible as children but we were always respectful to our elders and none of us would ever act that way or beat our kids, im not going to use my past as an excuse for wrong doing like most others do, abused or not it is your own choice to act like a moron or not, the abuse comment was a joke but that little punk still needs a belt across his ass and tought some respect, so does his mom

  • @mattc1683 You don't have to "buy" any b.s. However, fact is, kids will grow up and learn the standards that they are taught. That means the environment they are exposed to the majority of the time. If their parents act like assholes and treat them and teach them to be assholes, guess what ? They will be assholes. Children LEARN behavior FROM THEIR PARENTS. Just as every animal in the entire kingdom does, as well.

    Hunting cats in Africa...

  • @mattc1683 ... learn to hunt from their parents. Birds learn to fly, from their parents and human children LEARN behavior from their parents. Doesn't mean this "learned behavior" can't be over-come(depending on what the child is exposed too, else-where), but doesn't change THE FACT that the child learned the behavior from his mother and it is mostly her fault, for the way that he is.

  • Ha a walmart regular... funny enough that explains it perfect.

  • I would of punched the little brat in the face!

  • people should need a permit to breed

  • Im really suprised how much our society is degraded. Im eleven right now and im starting to notice that our society is impolite and immature. Im really afraid what are generation is coming to.

  • sounds like the best walmart trip ever.

  • jeff....

    Get f**cked.

    LOL J/K

  • @808Arsenal speaking of "the future of america" i just put two **'s for only 1 letter. So ha.

  • oh and BTW, yes I have!

  • Stupid people shouldn't breed