Eyelash Malaria

[coryldork]

A friend of mine has a medical condition in which her facial hair falls out frequently. She has very few hairs for her eyebrows and eyelashes and is actually ridiculed by how she does her make-up, because she has barely any eyebrows.

[Fishburgesa]

MAJOR PUFF ALERT

[mirrormelanie]

puff levels are pretty high in this video.

[DeezyWheezy]

will unicorns be allowed on the arc this time?

[BowTiesAreCool98]

@DeezyWheezy NO!

[Tropiduridae]

this video led me to donate to heifer.org :)

[DayglowWolf]

Winkitty video is private boooo

[mikeysmo17]

There was a ad for make up next to this video the whole time I watched it

[rissehx3]

SIGNING PSYCHOSIS SHIRT

[annathe3rd]

0:30 His eyes are bright blue!

[antiquecans69]

Blue shirt makes blue eyes bluer.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

*triumphantly punching air in a supportive cheer* JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!

[bookwormgirl000]

YETI SHIRT :D

[LoyalFreak4ever]

Your hair looks like Edward's! Lol

[Abominatrix650]

John, I am currently in College at the time of this message. I went on this video to try and find out about Malaria and then the entire class starts laughing in my direction! I didn't expect you start yelling like that! Thanks John! (For those that are trolls and/or didn't get that I am not trying to hate on John, here's a word to reassure you that I ain't hatin on no one: BAZINGA!!!)

[DyingPickle]

Me Gusta your shirt :3

[awkwardfour]

Signing Psychosis shirt!

[Daddysgirl8675309]

I LOVE THE YETI SHIRT!!!!!

[vampirelynx97]

You eyes look pretty:3

[weepingoldwillow]

gosh. what an ugly shirt.

[DinoTubz9638]

Winkitty (N)- Something made of pure awesome.

[glowstick145]

Winkitty (v)- the act of watching Meekakitty, winterspringpro, Julian smith, Wheezy waiter and/or vlogbrothers videos. ex: 'Im going to go winkitty.'

(n)- A video made by vlogbrothers, wheezy waiter, Julian smith, winterspringpro, and/or Meekakitty. Ex: 'im going to go watch a winkitty'

(adj)- awesome.

[wex3927]

I know you asked about "win kitty" but I really wanted to let myself believe I heard "wink-itty".  Somehow I feel like I'd understand that even better than win-kitty.

[FuzzyFilmltd]

@wex3927 Well, there's two different definitions of winkitty (as in wink-itty). Here's the highly technical definition:

Winks are used to signal such things as shared hidden knowledge or intent, or like crossing the fingers to indicate that whatever you're saying is wrong. You use winks to convey wink-itty thoughts. "it's winkitty" or simply "wink it" indicate that its hidden intent should be kept to oneself.

Colloquial definition-If you get something in your eye, you feel wink-itty.

[wex3927]

@FuzzyFilmltd Well done. Now, is there as great an opposite of wink-itty as there is of win-kitty? ...I think it might have something to do with Ze or John? What do you thihk?

[FuzzyFilmltd]

@wex3927 Opposite of wink-itty? Stareful: something that is NOT hiddden and NOT signaled, its an adjective to describe the "elephant in the room" in a word. Something obvious that everyone knows but no one wants to talk about. Often embarrasing or gross things that make you get awkward stares when anyone stumbles near the topic. Ze, the Greens, and other funny people often make use of addressing stareful things bluntly.

Also shocking things that make you want to stare. (slang stareiffying)

[wex3927]

@FuzzyFilmltd I like it!

For now, I'm more likely to incorporate these into my vocabulary than French The Llama; sorry, John.

[honeymanod]

Not much research for latesse. The medication is for glaucoma, and has a side effect of hypertrichosis, lengthening and darkening of eye lashes. This treats hypotrichosis, or short non pigmented eyelashes. The medication, a prostoglandin analog works by extending the growth phase of the hair so they are thicker and longer, and works for glaucoma by lowering the eye pressure. Unfortunately, after 1 mo without the meds, your eyelashes will be back to normal.

[MissiCupcake553]

Winkitty

(noun) The winkitty (sometimes spelt win kitty or win-kitty) is a small, rainbow-coloured kitty who appears when you WIN. Not win at a race or something stupid - but win at life. He patrols your dreams and gives you AMAZING DREAMS OF BRILLIANCE.

He also sells metaphorical poptarts.

[MissiCupcake553]

Winkitty

(noun) The winkitty is a small, rainbow-coloured cat who appears when you WIN. Not win at a race- but win at life. He patrols your dreams and gives you AMAZING DREAMS OF BRILLIANCE.

He also sells metaphorical poptarts.

[zidia7]

Aww. :3 His shirt. xD

The ad on the size was about eyelash growth...

[TheTimperor]

Using DDT the awesomeness that is humanity was able to eliminate Malaria from the United States and Europe but we are unable to use it in Africa when we really, really should.

[katherine9997]

Nice shirt

[ZyxthePest]

The puff levels are up there.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@darkdragon799 guys with luscious eyelashes are hot, though.

--DFTBA

[Testoasteron]

A winkitty is like a lolcat, but not for lolz, but for the win!

[nizzlewhizzle]

Win kitty= Kitties 4 da win!

[cartergold12]

paisley.

[themudgekin1294]

@Querkss19 Woops!

[themudgekin1294]

@Quirkss19 Sooo, sooo blue...Darn you, Lucky Yeti...

[Qwerkss19]

Oh my God his eyes look SOOO BLUEEE... <333

[brittanyeatscupcakes]

MY WIFE IS A YETI SHIRT! :D

:3 <3

[emilycaroline9]

We all love the paisley shirt, but I am also a fan of that "My wife is a Yeti" shirt. :)

[singlexfilexisxlove]

HOT, Paisley shirt or not.

Whoa, I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was one of them...

[driftingmusic]

Poof levels were so high.

[lookitten24]

THAT SHIRT...is terrible.

[TheDancergurl1234]

Wow you sooo remind me of my friend Mitchell , who is also a nerdfighter. Haha he even has the puff and everything! (:

[Suspenderspoon]

Winkitty sounds like it would be a way of describing a really creepy person who repeatedly winks at people. For example: " My boss has been very winkitty lately".

[CentaurusOfLight]

OHHH EEHHHMM GGEEEE it's a "My Wife Is A Yeti" shirt.

[christine161794]

...did she win?

[paislitaaa]

My name is Paisley:) hahaha! Off topic.

[Exayevie]

Obviously, "win kitty" is the opposite of "fail puppy"

[Tahonamaya]

@Exayevie I just added "fail puppy" to the dictionary. Cause I'm AWESOME.

[RiddleRavenness]

You need a "I'm with The Yeti" t-shirt. And your wife needs an "I'm the Yeti" or "Be The Yeti" t-shirt or something xD

[hittingsnooze]

Latisse was actually discovered accidentally. Bimatoprost, the active agent in Latisse, is a glaucoma medication that prevents damage to the optic nerve by lowering the pressure inside the eye. An interesting side effect is lashes that grow unusually long and thick. The pharmaceutical companies picked up on this, so all they had to do was make a fancy brush, a fancy box, and Latisse was born.

[xoCHRISTINEox1]

**that's its daisies...autocorrect :(

[xoCHRISTINEox1]

winkitty...a tiny town in the English countryside...famous for it's daisies

[SamPencil]

I LOVE THIS T-SHIRT!

[Quynhsome]

I know what altruistic means! Thank you, English class. 

[homodean6]

Winkitty: A term describing dedicated nerdfighters who like to perpetuate awesome and add whimsical definitions of fictional words into the urban dictionary.

[TajCat2]

Those eyelash supplements really piss me off. Scientists just follow the money, and these ones are creating a solution for something that is not only completely insignificant but isn't even a problem.

[TokioHotelFreakout]

'My Wife is a Yeti'

[NoSandOnTheBeach]

But we know what gets rid of malaria!! DDT!!

[kelseyhm]

Wait, you're telling me people would rather help solve the problem of "unlucious" eyelashes then STOP PEOPLE FROM DYING because of malaria...

WHAT??!!!!....Sometimes I dont understand the world.

[Potatoes612]

why do the vlogbrothers have about 400 000 subscribers, but all their videos only have about 100 000 views?

[SirTeeGeeEss]

@Potatoes612 Yeah it's a shame that most people haven't seen most of the videos.

There are tons with under 40k views and several with under 20k...

[kelseyhm]

@Potatoes612 I sense unloyal subscribers....

[brieana90]

@Potatoes612 Well, they do post pretty regularly, so all the subscribers might not catch every single video that they put out.

I personally haven't watched all 789 vlogbrothers videos. I've only seen, like, two or three hundred and I've been following them for three years.

[G3Du]

@wehaveit43 MOST APPROPRIATE SPAMMER EVER! :D love how this video is against your website :L

[MegaBacktalk]

Sara

[MegaBacktalk]

Winkitty: 1) A small cat that recovers from a state of trauma or is stillborn and revived.

2) A YouTuber tha comes in last place in the Mr. or Mrs./Miss YouTube contest with red/ginger-colored hair.

[ferngirltlc]

It's not only eyelashes you can steal money from. 

[Senekay]

I happen to like John's paisley shirt. It astounds and fascinates me.

[Narglesonamistletoe]

winkitty= a kitty who survives something horrible or lifethreatening, for example being run over with a car, getting born with two faces, almost choking to death, drowning or getting born dead but then suddenly revives.

[haleythedinosaur]

win kitty = reverse of fail puppy obviously <3

[lawmixitup]

@rosaliewhitlock haha! That's so sweet! Way to keep going!

[lawmixitup]

@rosaliewhitlock This is the best comment I have EVER read on a YouTube video. I hope that you're still going strong :D

[SiiFish]

Someone's probably said this before, but winkitty should be the opposite of fail puppy.

[KristinChannel]

xD

There's an ad for "Rapid Lash" right next to the video.

[coolmovie88]

i actually have really long eyelashes and everyone thinks i use heaps of mascara and people don't believe me when i say i don't wear mascara and malaria research should definetly get WAAAAAY more money than freakin' eyelash research

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

Actually latisse was discovered by accident they were researching medication for glaucoma and realized it was making peoples eyelashes grow and from that came Latisse. . . . (so i heard). . . . not saying they shouldn't help cure malaria just wanted to put that random info out there!! . . . BEST WISHES!!

[sdagirl626]

I love his " my wife is a yeti" shirt!!!

[starxdust925]

I find it ironic that an ad for "longer, fuller lashes" accompanies this video.

[LovelyOne625]

I have a mental disorder called trichotillomania. it affects less than 2% of the world's population, and cannot be treated. basically, it causes me to impulsively pull out my eyelashes, no matter how much it hurts. it has gotten to the point, after 6 years, that i can't feel it anymore or tell that i'm doing it, and my eyelashes won't grow anymore. so latisse helps the very few people like me who can't grow eyelashes. i love it. =)

[TheSundrop102]

i LOVE your shirt john...:)

[magicmate9000]

You look like my german neighbour :L

[SyreenInSapphire]

I'm sure it's already been decided, but Win Kitty seems like the opposite of Fail Whale.

[Bleuenvert]

there was an eyelash ad in the corner. Youtube made me lol.

[marleybenz]

Ahahahaha! 'My wife is a yeti'.

[cakeanddonuts]

@MattandMatt101- I was thinking the same thing also, I mean isn't it so obvious.

[kinggirl07]

Oohhh the sad sad irony. There's a Li Lash eyelash stimulator ad right next your video.

[speedweb222]

When I think of winkitty I think of the file archiving software Winrar.

[TheNorCalGuy]

Winkitty is what happens when you totally pwn someone verbally using the language of lolcats.

[SolidGaby]

John: why do you call your wife a Yeti?

[cobaltmusic73]

@SolidGaby

She's the Yeti because we never see her. (:

[SpiffyGliffy]

Did the winkitty end up winning the ark?

[SisterhoodofRandom]

john is clearly very stressed.

[MattandMatt101]

#mistermikeymonster i was just thinking that..... MUHAHA

NERDFIGHTERS, DFTBA

[MisterMikeyMonster]

Winkitty is the opposite of failpuppy. Think about it.

[SatyreetBacchante]

winkitty - Sarah Palin

[JaiWren]

Winkitty = what happens when someones overly lousciouss eyelashes get in their eyes and they have to blink furiously to get them out.

[4ndiland]

winkitty is part of the expression "winkitty wink", which describes that thing a spaz/creeper does with its eyes when it's trying to be flirtatious.

[Meganifical]

Ashton Kutcher is actually really smart. He majored in biochemical engineering to try and find a cure for his brother's heart ailment.

Don't ask me why I know this.

I honestly don't have an excuse.

[sporksftw42]

love the Yeti shirt I'm sure the yeti does too

[bibliophile232]

winkitty...when someone makes a teeny win...not an epic win...but something small.

or perhaps when there is a particularly good lol cat...winkitty!

[AlyssaBee473]

Winkitty- (adv) Frequently winking to strike the oppisite sex's attention.

Man.. He is super winkitty today.

[stairwy2heven]

hehehe,i used to know a girl named malaria!

[jbuchs2]

Paisley shirts are great!

[animewolf16]

Awesome things like this are the reason why I strongly dislike being over a month behind on my youtube watching.

[hyperemomonkey]

my god, could they stop researching eyelash lushessness and makea none painfull epidural

[protroll5000]

you guys are all stupid and gay and everything you knwo is pointless

[Nerdylation]

I prefer to pronounce it 'wink-itty' as in ''my eyelashes are awfully winkitty today. I just can't stop winking.''

[PrettyAbigail]

I thought you gave Hank Llama butts.

[chicagoer47]

This has to be some of the highest puff levels I've ever seen.

PUFF FTWK <-- For The Win-Kitty.

^___^

[superbecky96]

i love your yeti shirt John (:

[animilautrec]

I'm currently dating a fellow nerdfighter. I would definitely recommend A+

[FaithlessStardust]

oh noes!!! the paisley shirt didn't work? the paisley shirt always works!! ur cam is f@cked!

[Pwazank]

winkitty - when something so awesome happens that you just want to make cat noises

[utoobking]

It means YEAH! AWESOME!

Like you say it when you do some thing awesome

[kimmyelala]

winkitty: wink-itty.

a dysfunctional twitchy blinking disorder that causes you to appear that you are winking, when in reality it's a practical seizure of the eyelid.

eh? eh? :P

[OrganicAids]

YES.

[briannafucker666]

i think that latisse is rediculous. REDICULOUS. it's like...like...stupid. that's what mascara and fake eyelashes are for. if you care that much. and if someone cares THAT MUCH about their eyelashes to go spend odles of green on fake ones, then they are beyond hope. although making money off them is a pretty good idea. maybe we could steal the secret latisse formula and sell it for cheap and then give the profit to malaria. :D

[tenderheart17]

I think a lot of cosmetic companies make false claims, anyway, in relation to what their "special" mascara formulas can do. I recently saw an ad on tv for a mascara, that was supposed to make your lashes look extra shiny.......the model in the ad was wearing false lashes, that looked like they were made of a shiny, plastic-y material.

[kattykitkat5909]

latisse is gross. that's all i have to say. when i imagine putting something on your eye to grow your eyelashes like you would grow your hair...well, when you realize how gross it is, why would you pay for it?!

[xArtemisFowlx]

this summer i'm going to help out on hefer ranch. So I will Do it for Win kiddy

[greenbeanie27]

winkitty is when a kitty wins

opposite of kittyfail o,o

[regularguy5mb]

WINKITTY!!

This is where you started it as a thing.

This is why Nerdfighters are awesome, it IS a thing now.

[baeball101]

Bill gates' pet kitten should be winkitty [ becuase of WINrar and WINdrad etc etc ]

[nerdfightah]

1:57 John, your poof looks magical (;

[rosapaps]

thanks! :)

[BBlanco1235]

Winkitty is the Kitty version of the Windows operating system.

[Foaly2001]

:D winkitty

[xlizzyLPfanx]

very right plus your shirt "my wife is a yeti" rocks xD

[acciofun]

John's eyes look REALLY blue in this video.

[Kimura095]

My class is trying to get an arc! But we fail...we have enough for one llama...But we did raise like a heck of alot of money for the can food drive at our school. Like...idk 300 bucks but we only have enough for a llama and that was raised in like two months instead of the 300 in two days...its rather sad but my classmates dont understand the benefit of an arc cuz they keep asking the dumb question that my teacher anwesers so many times about what they were gonna do with the animals

[otterlover32197]

Malaria is not made of Awesome, America, why are you so "Malaria is whatever." It's not cool.

[jessicaisaliar]

john is a very very goodlooking nerd.... just saying... i could be a yeti...

too far, too creepy.

[iSeaSweeneyTodd]

@jessicaisaliar Finally! I thought I was the only one who thought that.

[Superbowserfreak11]

lol my wife is a yeti!

[keeperjpayne]

Winkitty! wins!

[2funk2bpunk]

commenting

[capitananonmas]

it should mean the same thing as a windfall

[ilikepi315]

word

[TicklePunch]

Winkitty is already a word! It's like winking! Winkitty wink, just winked at'cha

[MegginLovett]

nice shirt!!!! "my wife is a yeti" ^.^

[augustagrafma]

YEAY Jetty Shirt :D:D

[theleakycrucible]

winkitty=opposite of fail wail

[littlemsemily]

@theleakycrucible *fail whale.

[TrickstersBrain]

*Brown

[TrickstersBrain]

@smeilly30 what if you already have broen eyes?

[Lydiia0halo3]

*yawns*

[escibs]

john, that shirt makes your eyes look very blue! it suits you

[1337x04]

Winkitty = Mascot for WinZip,WinRAR, etc. Because there NEEDS to be one for it, since it doesn't get as much credit as it deserves!

DFTBA

[NoNjiMi]

Love you shirt.

Guys have pretty eyelashes. Im jealous.

Ima nerdfighter. Im a novice at dating (never had a Boyfriend before ._.) HOW DO I GET ONE?

[r33na1]

@NoNjiMi

IF ONLY I KNEW!!!

[TicklePunch]

luscious eyelashes <3

[Spookygirl121]

Winkitty: the state of being when your camcorder breaks and you have to use your eyesight camra.

DFTBA

[HauntingGrammar]

I love his shirt.

[redskinschick10]

i know and if my beautiful blue eyes turned brown i would die inside, and on the outside a little to maybe

[smeilly30]

AAAH!!! why would anyone want to use Latise?!!! it could turn your eyes BROWN!!!

[xoxSexySadiexox]

what if i like a boy...who....isnt very nerdy (GASP!)

[IsobelsTeaParty]

Winkitty = the most awesome feline super hero EVER!

DFTBA

[CamaeZ]

in sweden, right now, the radio station P3 does a one week fundrasing for malaria. :)

[theyaremakingme]

fuck the free market. they should cure malaria even if it would cost trillions. the human suffering it causes matters far more than "lost work hours". I would never have pegged you as a capitalist pig, John.

[vcks44]

oh...and possible side effects of Latisse are red, itchy eyes... possible skin hyperpigmentation (that can go away if you stop using Latisse)... and if you have light colored eyes, possibly darkening of the iris which is irreversible...

So yeah... sure lushes lashes sound great, but not if its going to crap out my eyes!!! Just thought people should know!

[Mariswimmer7]

@vcks44 Exacatly...that's what mascara's for...

[vcks44]

The only reason I would know about Latisse is because I had to read about it because I work for an optometrist... I really didn't want to read about Latisse! I think its un-necessary!!!!

[vcks44]

Latisse originated from an eyedrop used to treat glaucoma. One of the "side effects" of the drop was the it grew longer, thicker lashes. So, scientist took that chemical and made it into an eyelash growth product without the part that deals with glaucoma. And there's actually a "disease" called hypotrichosis, which is the inability to grow eyelashes. Plus Latisse is doctor prescribed only. I work for an optometrist.

But still I'd rather have malaria pwned before I have longer, thicker lashes

[DieBlutgrafin]

Beside your head, there's an ad for "Lashalive."

[elmo81409]

Winkitty: The polar opposite of epic fail.

[randomvidsish]

Win Kityy- To flirt shamelessly.

[karnivore523]

So I liked Austin, but I didn't feel like dating so I rejected him. Recently, I've been flirting with Will, and that's going well, but now I like Austin again and... grrr it's frustrating

[missick93]

A met a guy who makes me happier than any other guy I've ever met. We haven't known each other long, but...he's incredible.

I've never dated before, so....how should I go about telling him how I feel without scaring him off.....?

[TheEvilJesus]

Winkitty: The Congratulator of a Win.

Winkitty says "Oh man, epic win. Hi-five!"

[TheEvilJesus]

And Rich, and Smarter than the free market.