The irony of this is Christian Bale played Jesus in "Mary. Mother of Jesus". What was a trip is at the beginning of the film a bunch of Romans rode in and just began destroying the Jews' homes, and I'm thinking "Where IS John Connor when you need him? He wouldn't put up with this!!"
i agree, jesus was real, he was a true historic figure, to not believe in jesus that he existed is ridiculous, but he wasnt the son of god, the ppl that followed him, loved him so much, that made him into a god, they over emhpasized what he did, plus his stories are similar to krishna, horace and Buddha in the immaculate birth, so i agree :)
The fact that the stories are so similar should indicate to you how much bullshit it is. Like any tale passed down through time and across nations, bits are added and taken away, and things are change. The bible is nothing more than a story.
@OneInchManTV got proof he's not? and it's BELIEFS not believes.
disproving something exists is a lot harder than proving something is real. you've got to make sure you've gone through every last bit of information before you make a claim like that.
@SuperRocksee calm down, I don't want to hurt your feelings. I have gone through every last bit of information. did you? there is no jesus proof yet. here's what we know: >> wikipedia >> Quest_for_the_historical_Jesus BUT jesus exists in all of us. everyone knows him. isn't THAT a victory over death? there is hardly ANY historical truth in the bible. and I don't mind. you shouldn't either. I prefer the values. get it?
@OneInchManTV well i gave you a thumps up by mistake but in the year 2009 people found items in nazerth that they think belonged to jesus we dont know if jesus or god is real but we can chose what we want to are religion to be as long as we have faith he is real in are hearts
Anyone interested in this kind of thing, i have a forum on the paranormal occult conspiracies and supernatural and would love for some of you guys to join up and join in with some of the discussions. I have over 900 members so there are plenty of people to debate with. You can either find the link in the description or my profile or cut and past this link, adding in the dots. hauntedtavern(dot)proboards83(dot)com/index(dot)cgi
Not exactly original though. I remember in 1986 Rowan Atkinson wrote a short story for a charity book about Rambo saving Jesus, despite Jesus' protesting God's plan.
love this...all you people who commented about jesus and such, I doubt he'd be "offended" or nothing. seriously look at it this way, god created us...of course he can see it as funny and stuff the way we do heh
LOL? damn im not that jesus or god dont exist but ffs, if they exist, why do people that love them die in accidents or with other stuff... e.g bout 1 month ago many people died while going on a tour to galizza to see/admire something bout god and jesus.. how do you explain that?
Lol. I'm a practicing Catholic and yet I found this "trailer" tactful and respectful enough that I could have a good laugh! Good one.
ozcolas 6 months ago
The irony of this is Christian Bale played Jesus in "Mary. Mother of Jesus". What was a trip is at the beginning of the film a bunch of Romans rode in and just began destroying the Jews' homes, and I'm thinking "Where IS John Connor when you need him? He wouldn't put up with this!!"
Clintbdee 11 months ago
Love this vid ~ Thumbs up if you agree
DieHard130 1 year ago
hasta la vista baby jesus nyc line..........hahahaha
bboymare 1 year ago
When did he get shootgun?
Xerox170 1 year ago
@Xerox170 1st thing its spelt shotgun not shootgun 2nd hes 3000 years in the future where da fuck do u think he got it from?
xheadjr 1 year ago
you have to pay price at one day
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listen2meyou 1 year ago
and its january 7 not dec 25
VODKAGOCRAZY1991 2 years ago
hahahahahaha poor king, punch!!
seaglec 2 years ago
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Jesus was real, there is proof he existed, but God isn't real ;)
Sellot91 2 years ago
i agree, jesus was real, he was a true historic figure, to not believe in jesus that he existed is ridiculous, but he wasnt the son of god, the ppl that followed him, loved him so much, that made him into a god, they over emhpasized what he did, plus his stories are similar to krishna, horace and Buddha in the immaculate birth, so i agree :)
Dougca1985 2 years ago 2
The fact that the stories are so similar should indicate to you how much bullshit it is. Like any tale passed down through time and across nations, bits are added and taken away, and things are change. The bible is nothing more than a story.
oOMaGMaHOo 1 year ago
a-men! lol XD
Dougca1985 1 year ago
hahahahaha!! :) fool! there is no proof!
and btw that's what believe is all about.
the historical person jesus did not exist, he is a metaphor. got proof? show us!
OneInchManTV 2 years ago
@OneInchManTV there is planty of proof just open your eyes, yor blind
VODKAGOCRAZY1991 2 years ago
@OneInchManTV got proof he's not? and it's BELIEFS not believes.
disproving something exists is a lot harder than proving something is real. you've got to make sure you've gone through every last bit of information before you make a claim like that.
SuperRocksee 1 year ago
OneInchManTV 1 year ago
@OneInchManTV well i gave you a thumps up by mistake but in the year 2009 people found items in nazerth that they think belonged to jesus we dont know if jesus or god is real but we can chose what we want to are religion to be as long as we have faith he is real in are hearts
xheadjr 1 year ago
what is that song at 5:00 you know with the angels singing and stuff I just always wanted to know what that song was
futuremartialartist 2 years ago
lololol gotta say the best way to learn about christ
83willz83 2 years ago
lol
fanuvgod1 2 years ago
Shotgun- classic Arnold
"Thou shall not kill"
"Why?"
"Because its not nice"
f00tbol 2 years ago 2
ahahhaha great!!!
giandrea77 2 years ago
STOP.... STOP KILLING JUDAS!
megatallicadeth 2 years ago 9
lol fucking funny
kombatzero 2 years ago
Dont wory, he'll be back! LOL
willj78 2 years ago
=,= jesus is very funny and "10 o'clock"
that shoot =,=
holokhang991 2 years ago
God damn funny.
hteen 2 years ago
10 o' clock! LOL, 4:16
SmokenAces 3 years ago
This beats Rise of the Machines any day.
that70sguy2000 3 years ago 11
this is so funny
giant1989 3 years ago
looooooooooooool don't worry he'll be back , that was great
ismailali 3 years ago
I'd pay to see that movie
RetaliationX 3 years ago
Yes, I´m very sure that your insults will bring your fray-tales to life.
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Faeden 3 years ago
this is damn funny.
nelsuae 3 years ago
This is damn funny.
nelsuae 3 years ago
Don't worry...he'll be back!
*cries*
What?
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
OMG HAHAHAHAHA so funny!!!
DELORDTAMPS 3 years ago
LOOOL
fytcho17 3 years ago
oh my days da waz heavy hahaha flying cow lol
timlett00 4 years ago
Wow mad TV can be funny! That was hilarious they were true to the characters of the Terminator and Jesus.
someUtubeguy 4 years ago
flying cow ten o clock PAM!!! Stop killing judas! this is so fucking hilarious!!! 5*
ooepi99 4 years ago
@ooepi99 pontius pilate at 10 o'clock u twat! where did u get fuckin cow from???
piotorBurton 1 year ago
har har
greenshimi 4 years ago
ROFLMAO "don't worry, he'll be back" XD that is hilarious i can't stop laughing knowing that he really will be back in real life that is so funny XD
Jjunior130 4 years ago
He wont.
Agen0 3 years ago
LMFAO that was funny, I want it on my PSP.
Ajay2k6 4 years ago
dont worry he´ll back LOL
why? why? why? XD
hasta la vista baby jesus jajaj
roymustang316 4 years ago
Nice
rotsfreak 4 years ago
WHY? :-))))
thedarkestmoon 4 years ago
lol, stop killing judas!!!
shockwave350 4 years ago
he failed saving him after all lol
acidblood69 4 years ago
no... he decided he'd rather die.
ANACONDA360 4 years ago
astala vista baby jesus LOL
billysharp15 4 years ago
God can take a joke, surely? She's big enough.
nikteacher 4 years ago
Not exactly original though. I remember in 1986 Rowan Atkinson wrote a short story for a charity book about Rambo saving Jesus, despite Jesus' protesting God's plan.
nikteacher 4 years ago
love this...all you people who commented about jesus and such, I doubt he'd be "offended" or nothing. seriously look at it this way, god created us...of course he can see it as funny and stuff the way we do heh
nichlsonstu 4 years ago
Jesus is alive...he rose from the dead and he'll be back again. He loves you.
dynasty1200 5 years ago
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aryaxt 2 years ago
look,i got alot on my mind right now and you're REALLY starting to stress me out. ok? OK?! BA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IntroTheRhetoric 5 years ago
This video rocks
kitzzzy 5 years ago
This is badass!
Sandpaperhead 5 years ago
God forgive you... You must not joke... really stupid!
Radhala 5 years ago
wow ur an idiot arntcha
zoomzoomkid11 5 years ago
I don't think Jesus finds this video offfensive.
GeminiBreaker 5 years ago
I don't think he'll find this video at all, he died 2000 years ago.
not4resale 5 years ago
Even Jesus can take a joke!
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
LOL
jamzal 5 years ago
do one on mohammed - that would be funny - youtube would be closed down in an hour
BudBudToker 5 years ago
this is so funny
sollyson3 5 years ago
ROFLMAO!! AHAHAHA
5had0wboy 5 years ago
JESUS IS NOT PROPHET!!!!!
STUPID OVER PROTECTIVE CHRISTAINS
PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR BACK PEDDLING NONSENSE
YES IT IS FUNNY AND THEY AREN'T EVEN MAKING FUN OF HIM ANY WAYS!!!
bmuze 5 years ago
The guy naxjud isn't a Christian. He's probably a Muslim since he refers to Jesus as a prophet. Don't get worked up.
elvispresleyweeps 5 years ago 2
You just cut and pasted a comment you made on another video, cant you come up with something original?
Its not making fun of Jesus, its making fun of the terminator, get a sense of humour, God wants you to be happy, not a miserable book burner.
Faeden 5 years ago
It s disgusting to make a fool of a prophet like jesus peace be upon him.
My advice for you is to remove this bad video or you will regret it in this life and in the next life.
naxjud 5 years ago
your freaking stupid. its funny. jesus can take a joke. like you have never sinned before. your stupid
phoenixshadows2244 5 years ago
LOL? damn im not that jesus or god dont exist but ffs, if they exist, why do people that love them die in accidents or with other stuff... e.g bout 1 month ago many people died while going on a tour to galizza to see/admire something bout god and jesus.. how do you explain that?
5had0wboy 5 years ago
not saying that*
5had0wboy 5 years ago
easy he doesn't exist ;)
MouzerMalti 5 years ago 2