Alterniabound 07 - Vriska's Theme

[BlazeTheCatFan1995]

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[Valissa1206]

Im a sagittarius but... I like Vriska's song...

[thegoodlittledevil]

why isn't it 8?

[VocaOtaku]

Guys it doesnt fucking matter who your patron troll is . just fucking go with it >:::)

[Tsukematsukeru]

My patron, my gaurdian, my fairy god troll! ::) PROUD TO BE A SCORPIO! love you Vriska! <3

[ROFLMAOstudios0]

@SirGentleshark Don't worry! I can protect you from t)(e Scorpio's if you wis)(! I can make sure

t)(ey don't get too roug)( wit)( you! 38)

[SirGentleshark]

hEY GUYS,

uHHH

i'M A TAURUS, MIND IF i COME INTO THIS COMMENT SECTION UNHARMED,

uHHH,

iF THAT'S OK,

[DeSnubbehez]

@SirGentleshark

1T'S OK4Y T4VROS! 1 WON'T HURT YOU!

W3LL, 1 WON'T ANYW4Y

[rosekatkatie]

@SirGentleshark 8eware. :::::::;)

[TomMortySergis]

@rosekatkatie 16 eyes? WHAT IS THIS!?

[CaptainSeaWolf]

@SirGentleshark  Oh what's wrong toreadumbass ???????? Am I too much to handle for you !!!!!!!! Weak weak weaky weak >::::)

[rosekatkatie]

Scorpio and proud ;D

[ALEXhatena]

Both this and MeGaLoVaNia remember me of spiderman, which is obvious since Vriska is very linked to spiders.

[psychogoldfish100]

Terezi, I love you but I can't forgive you.

[arachnidsGr1p]

8est theme for the 8est troll!!!!!!!! >::::)

[profskitty]

Why must i be born in Jan. I'm Eridan =,(

[tankinvasion]

@profskitty shucks

[YumilX2]

@profskitty I'm tavros

my second favourite

Vriska being my favourite

[TheMusicalPsycho]

Why was I born a Virgo? Lipstick that turns into a chainsaw is cool and all, but... SPIDERS ARE AAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

[Darkness65ify]

F yeah proud to be a Scorpio!

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Sounds like the song "Granite" by Pendulum. I like.

[Sargentleman]

You're all now INCREDIBLY aware that Vriska has 8 of the Troll-quivilent of boobs.

[morganvillevamps8]

Damn. You know it's 8ad when Vriska's your guardian...FUCK YEAH ;;;;D

[HyperDriveSlash]

fuckin patron troll bitches <3

[14danawilliams]

gah how can you hate vriska? she's my favourite c:

[TheAkatsukiAnonymous]

@SpandexThePink Why do you think I dislike the Terezi tracks? ::::D Simply because Terezi.

[stupidguyx]

8RING 8ACK VRISKA

[theguycalledchris]

Spider troll, spider troll, does whatever a spider troll can. Can she swing from a web? No she can't, she's a bitch.

[HarrietHLE]

@theguycalledchris She may be a 8itch at first, but then she gets 8etter ::::D

[theguycalledchris]

@HarrietHLE I know, I love Vriska but instead of saying 'SHES SO NOT A BITCH I LOVE HER FOREVER' I accept that she is a bitch but love her anyways. 8888D

[Vashalait]

All the chill.

All of it.

[xCooler777x]

BLUH BLUH HUGE EIGHT

[BluYoshi9001]

When Terezi was flipping the coin to decide whether or not to kill Vriska, I was literally chanting, "Scratch, scratch, scratch!" When Vriska was stabbed, I performed a victory dance around my room.

[SpandexThePink]

am I allowed to dislike this track because its Vriska?

[hidanfangirl42]

WARNING spoilers from comments below -_-

[rbkats107]

why does this somewhat remind me of Jersey Shore?

[MrDerpbag]

As much as I love vriska, I don't really like her themes for whatever reason. Or mindfang's themes. The only theme I really like from vriska is megalovania...

[ChainmailleAddiction]

also,a good part of the song sounds like it should be a pokemon battle theme.

[ChainmailleAddiction]

i fucking hate my new patron troll. DAMN YOU STARS AND YOUR SHIFTING HABITS.

just take a wild guess where i got switched from and to.

[MrDerpbag]

@ChainmailleAddiction ...horoscopes change? 0_0

[ANightDrop]

@ChainmailleAddiction challenge accepted: scorpio -->sagitarius?

[ChainmailleAddiction]

@ANightDrop

no,the switch was to a lower caste in any case exept for aries.

i got switched from my favorite character to my (now) LEAST favorite character.

yes,it involves character death and june 8th.

[TMTLive]

So jealous of you scorpios, I'm stuck with Aries

0_0

*ahem* I mean

I'm alright with it.

[xxxanimepopxxx]

VRISKA PRIDE ♥

[kittyandstars777]

fuck yeah. scorpios unite.

[TheBurrowingHippo]

Should've been track eight.

[lava1o]

@TheBurrowingHippo and thats exactly why it is track 7 :P

[ViceGrips2]

@TheBurrowingHippo

actually, MeGaLoVania and Spider8reath are also track 7 on their respective albums. I think it's supposed to be a nod to her vision eightfold itself

[AnarchyandHedonism]

Vriska is best troll, and even as a Tauros, I have absolutely no qualms about saying it.

[popgoesthepenguin]

Before I read Homestuck, I liked being a Scorpio,after I read Homestuck, I'm fucking proud to be a Scorpio.

[uberCharlie7552]

just a funfact, scratch's clock was broken by crowbar's crowbar before vriska died, so she didn't get either one of the deaths, so i'd expect her to resurface eventually.

[HaZuLuLu]

@uberCharlie7552 I can only hope so. She is my very favorite character.

I actually cried when she died.

[uberCharlie7552]

@HaZuLuLu this fact taken directly from the wiki paired with hussie's favoritism of vriska is pretty much a sure sign she'll come into play later on again.

yeah and i had pretty much the same reaction

'asdfshrdjhgoddamnfuckingterez­i'

[dccmpbll]

@uberCharlie7552 It definitely ticked over to "just" half a second before he hit it.

Of course, the crowbar neutralises time artifacts and reverses their effect on the timeline, but evidently the actual clock itself doesn't control resurrections, because Robohussie's chart of dead characters confirmed Vriska as having gone full-dead.

[uberCharlie7552]

@dccmpbll i don't know about necessarily confirmed, as sollux's 4 or so selves have already died and he's still back and in nongodtier form, and aradia's died 3 times as well.

and since that won't be a very good argument, we still don't know the full nature of the crowbar or the clock.

[dccmpbll]

@uberCharlie7552 Vriska was crossed out. Aradia wasn't. Sollux was only half-crossed.

She's definitely dead, for now at least. Prototypings or dreambots or lifey things might change that at a later date, but right now she's in dreambubble ghost form like Feferi.

[uberCharlie7552]

@dccmpbll for now

[dccmpbll]

@uberCharlie7552 For now :::;D

[uberCharlie7552]

@dccmpbll i had instantatneous urges to stab terezi with a rusty fork but then i remembered that's impossible.

[dorkenchire]

oh man just idk this makes sense, it reminds me of sonic. and just idk it FITS her. so jazzy and badass, idk

[UnableToFindName]

This song says "I'm a bitch, and I know it"

[Sullytofu]

DAT HAIRFLIP.

[Xick]

I'm a Virgo. So, I deeply disapprove of Vriska, but am also totally fucking in love with her.

[VocalMetroid]

@Xick That is almost Kismesessitude, there.

[Swellsie12345]

Vriska makes me proud to be a Scorpio <3

[Venicexvee]

im cosplaying Vriska at Seteucon >=D i've never been so proud to be a troll

[averagepeach]

Vriska's theme just screams "8adass"

[spinkick21]

Vriska is easily the best troll. She's a pretty cool chick.

...Also I love it when she does that hair flip thing.

[CmdrJSKFox]

For whatever reason, I actually legitly like Vriska as a character.

Maybe because I can be an asshole at times.

I certainly don't like my patron troll. Fuckin Feferi.

[2Dswife459]

@CmdrJSKFox I HAVE FOUND MY TWIN. Feferi is so annoying and im nothing like her :/ and i LOVE Vriska. Damn characters....

[LAYADR]

Idgaf what she did, Vriska is my patron troll and I love her crazy spider ass.

[Uilus]

Eh, she's my second least favorite troll (Sorry, Eridan, but you just suck), but in all honesty, she's still really cool. c:

[ZexehlaiRaizrek]

I'm gonna hate on Vriska and say that I hate being a Scorpio now.

[theamvgirlx]

Sounds like an old casino theme.

[Ebvardh]

This song should've been the eight one.

[HaZuLuLu]

Vriska is my favorite Homestuck character, for real.

I love her to bits and I find her adorable and sweet, even though she's done bad things.

I don't think her actions make her that bad of a person. There has to be more to her than what meets the eye. I really don't think she did the things she did without reason.

I absolutely cried when she died, and I really wish she could come back.

[darkghor]

Man, people who have Vriska as their patron troll seem so split on if they like her or not.

But checkit. I'm a Taurus. I don't even HAVE a theme song to my knowledge. Thanks, Tavros. Thanks.

[TheWarnerSister]

Vriska's the only fictional character I've ever harbored violent feelings for. I used to want to punch her so bad. But then her memory bubble bit happened, with DeadJohn, and now she fascinates me. I think she's a really awesome character.

But I sure as hell don't want her to come back.

[innrsakura18]

@LoopyHatesYouToob

She's also a fictional character who is fairly interesting and screws up the storyline, making it more interesting.

Therefore,

Pretty fucking awesome.

[MissSelfdestruct1999]

I really don't know y people hate Vriska oAo

She is my faverite

I know she can be a bitch a lot of times XDD but shes is so awesome >w<

[LoopyHatesYouToob]

@MissSelfdestruct1999 She caused the death of the trolls who died. She played Tavros, and killed him, even making him crippled. Tavros was very kind but weak, kinda had it coming though. She caused Gamzee to flip, also adding that he ran out of sopor to calm his murderous self down, and therefor killing equius and nepeta. She also caused a lot of more bad stuff.  How's that awesome!?

[MissSelfdestruct1999]

@LoopyHatesYouToob i know that but she is still awesome .w.

[MrRage80]

@LoopyHatesYouToob wait... what did vriska do to gamzee? It was all dave's fault cuz he showed Gamzee that ICP video :)

[HakureiRyuu]

this song... it makes me think to my self "i'm the most awesome person ever," but it also makes me think that i could easily trip and fall over.

MUSIC WRITERS HOW YOU DO SO PERFECT??

[Xodion413]

I always hated Vriska in the story.

But I'll be damned if I didn't know how much I'd miss her now that she's gone.

[Hakudohshi]

I imagine the entire band doing this wearing fedoras and smoking cigarettes. x3

[NinjaKittehful]

As a Scorpio, I never really thought that Vriska quite suited my personality... :U

butseriouslyidon'tknowifiloveo­rhateheraaaarrrrgggggggghhhh

Vriska, you're so terribly complicated. And yet...kind of lovable. And hate-able.

Even if that's not a word, it suits you. 8U

[Inbasul]

This reminds me of the egg carrier theme or final egg from sonic adventure for some reason.

[CanineFatalities]

Sounds like music from the old Sonic games...

Figures.

[invaderVjypree7]

Proud to h8ve Vriska as my P8tron troll!!!!!!!! >::::D

[Neoshad0w1]

@carcinoGeneticistFU

Pleeeeeeeease Karkat, you only wish your Theme was as good as mine. My theme uses real instruments while yours uses fakey fake noises from a computer and pig sounds >::::)

[anonomous1324]

@Neoshad0w1

NOT 4S GOOD 4S M1N3 D34DH34D!

[SilentTeacher2009]

or min3

[SilentTeacher2009]

oh h3y g4mz33 and t4vros

[blondenarwhal]

I run around in my cool red shoes to this song

[NKingTotoro]

At first I was like, "gawd, what a bitch. Why is she my patron troll?" After reading for quite a while, however, I grew to like her a good bit, and I became proud to have her as my patron troll because she's a total BA. So of course, she had to fucking die. Xp

[Burdulader]

shes to hated to be cool but too cool to be hated, ugh :/

[xDarKestNightz]

daddy? </3

[TheWistfulWanderer]

Good Spider. Best troll. <33333333

[rainbowhappy88]

so im vriska (she not my parton troll though)

my best friend is terezi

my boyfriend is sollux

my other friend that i have had fights with occasionally is eridan

whats with this :?

[PainxKonan4ever]

She's my patron troll... don't really like her though. *shrug*

[saymana11]

TAAAAAAAAVROS!!!

[xtorikkusutax]

fly pupa flyyyyy

[Twillyane]

This is just the most epic homestuck theme ever! :D

[SnarlChimera]

For pretty much all of Vriska's music, All I can think of is the nineties Spiderman Cartoon. Which actually is kinda fitting.

[IAmEveryoneIAmYou]

So fucking glad to be a Scorpio!

[MsKurokitsune]

I honestly thought this was porno music at first! XD

[AirsoftSchrauber]

Tavros' legs disliked this.

[elronman]

@AirsoftSchrauber that explains why there are two dislikes.

[SirGentleshark]

@AirsoftSchrauber Impossible

Tavros (all of him) is unable to hate

[raiu632]

VRISKA. Y U NO LESS ATTRACTIVE SO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON A FAKE CHARACTER?

[Fettfan996]

@raiu632 LOL

[nido212]

The two People who dislike this are Dave and Bro.

And they're doing it Ironically

[Purincesu]

It's a SH8ME this is song num8er seven! D<<<<

*raises hand* Proud scorpio here.

I think Vriska represents this zodiac sign rather well.

Maybe a liiiiiiii~ttle bit overacted but well, that's troll culture........

[whalewithay]

Why I think patron trolls are funny:

Mine is Vriska. Mom's is Aradia, Dad's is Tavros, Brother's is Sollux.

I kill my mom through my brother then stab my dad.

[raiu632]

I don't see why everyone hates her, Vriska is pure sexyness. .___.

[KusoKisama]

why do people hate vriska again.

arent u guys forgetting that she had remorse about killing tavros unlike gamzee and eridan?

[noideausernamename]

This is my mom's patron troll.

lol

[Aliquantisper]

With all my humour and alignment 360 degree changes from time to time I feel like the male version of vriska.

I hope that's not gay.

[Aliquantisper]

@Aliquantisper Ps. We have the same zodiac.

[DaleksinTopHats]

I love Vriska but I hate Vriska.

THE ANGUISH. 

[Maphysto]

@DaleksinTopHats Everybody is Black for Vriska.

[disturbedkira]

As much as I love Vriska, I don't think this fits her very well.

[mongorians22]

@disturbedkira What do you mean? This is such an "evil bigshot" sounding theme. If there's any two words you think of when listening to this theme, it's "High Roller" which, given her proclivities for rolling dice, suits her perfectly.

What an awesome theme.

God how I hate Vriska.

[disturbedkira]

@mongorians22 The reason I don't feel like this fits her is because it seems a little to light and only sneaky while I view her as dark and, in a ominous way, mischevious.

[christmaswallpaper]

@disturbedkira doesn't the song also seem a bit sad?

[JalepenoAftermath]

Vriska is my patron troll... and I'm still not sure how to feel about that! D:D

[xEmoxWolfxx]

Meh. I dislike Vriska with a passion but I love her theme.

It makes everything cooler.

[carcinoGeneticistFU]

THIS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE CALLED A THEME.. THIS IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR A THEME IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. IT MAKES MY EARS WANNA BLEED OH GOG. VRISKA STEP YOUR THEME DOWN AND LISTEN TO A REAL THEME SUCH AS MINE.

[puppylover41925]

@carcinoGeneticistFU CaLm DoWn BrO, nOt EvErY sOnG cAn Be As AwEsOmE aS yOuRs... Or MiNe :0)

[Burdulader]

@puppylover41925 uHHH YEAH GAMZEE, yOU TELL HIM BRO, hES GOT NOTHIN ON YOU }:)

[PortalShy]

@carcinoGeneticistFU You're just jealous my theme's full of awesome and yours is just some random noise. You'll never 8eat the spider. Never.

[ACarsenicCatnip]

@carcinoGeneticistFU

:33 < What about mineeeeeee?

[majorearthlover]

@carcinoGeneticistFU :33< Mine too, right?

[theamvgirlx]

@carcinoGeneticistFU Dude, I LOVE your theme. I was hooked on it for an hour!

[DeRagon3333]

Vriska killed my patron troll. =/

[BouquetofBlackRoses]

@DeRagon3333 My patron troll killed Vriska.

/comeatmebro

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@DeRagon3333

sAME HERE. wE SHOULD FIND 6 MORE PEOPLE WITH tAVROS FOR A PATRON TROLL AND GO GANGBANG AND/OR KILL THAT SPIDERBITCH!

[reversededges25]

My patron troll is sexy. H8ers can fuck ooooooooff. ;;;;D

[Excallyburr]

TO ALL OF YOU WHO SAY VRISKA IS HOT

She is 6 solar sweeps. SIX. FUCKING. SWEEPS.

perverts

[Breadbug240]

@Excallyburr

I'm 6.37 sweeps.

[michaelsmith1991]

@Breadbug240 I take it you didn't play sBurb for your birthday then.

[ValerianSugar]

I hate her for what she did to Tavros. But I admit she is hot. Dx

[kneesocksstocking]

Me and Vriska have the same sign. Makes me so happy. c:

[NeonHeartpenguin]

When Tavros died, I was like, =I

When Vriska died, I was like, D=

[Leekduck]

coolest theme ever

[Dawni32]

Everytime I hear this I picture Vriska with an afro and bellbottoms and bright colours.

[ThatTwinked70]

8lah, how could anyone h8 Vriska? (Pl8tonically, that is :::;) she's just so damn awesome!!!!!!!!

[XendriaTerisa]

AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS EIGHTS.

[UpsidePickle]

@XendriaTerisa 8 LIKES! NOBODY TOUCH THAT BUTTON!

[epoose]

@XendriaTerisa haha oh man eight thum8s up

[Flypaper54]

It's a good thing she has all of the luck. ALL OF IT.

[brii443]

Am I the only one that hates Vriska? Shes just so KUDHSIAJASIUHISAHIUASHUIHSIU BLUH.

[TheWistfulWanderer]

@brii443

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[FizzyMilkyway]

Hnnnnnnnng, Vriska<333333

[TehFoamy]

@FizzyMilkyway You mean "<33333333", right?

[FizzyMilkyway]

@TehFoamy Ohmy! Excuse me, ofcourse i meant ''<33333333'' must've forgotten the last two ::::)

[TehFoamy]

@FizzyMilkyway No problem, no problem! After all, it's not as embarrassing as accidentally typing nine exclamation points, right? :::;D

[FizzyMilkyway]

@TehFoamy I guess, that would 8e horri8le!!!!!!!! ::::O

[TehFoamy]

@FizzyMilkyway Speaking of which........ I should correct myself. D::::

I meant to say "pro8lem," "em8arrassing," and "exclam8tion."

[FizzyMilkyway]

@TehFoamy Its okay 8ro, we all make mist8kes ::::)

[mouse264]

Haha everyone's a little pissed about her because she killed Tavros. I still like her. She's awful.

[VocalRaynbow]

Vriskaaa. ;m; Why? Goddd, why? You were my favorite next to Nepeta!

You'll pay for this, Terezi...

[Resistanceisfutile1]

@5000DRL

Dude.. She's 6 solar sweeps old

6 solar sweeps dude.

[mylightside]

I'm aware she's uhh... awesome (?) but I find liking Vriska extremely difficult. Sorry :(

[megamannt125]

DEAD.

[sonicisawesome159]

@megamannt125 NOT UNTIL WE SEE IT WRITTEN IN BLOOD BRO.

[duskaxe]

@sonicisawesome159 Oh, like we did with Nepeta?

Feh, Hussie dropped the blood thing.

@megamannt125 Ello'? She's God Tiered?