Emo Assault Squadron

[CRAZYxCRACKER1]

Emos r fags

[HMSRaX]

I love all the kids on this video. 'I'M AN EMO,, WTF DIS SO WRONG U LABELLER!QQ' Yeah, it's a joke, and you're a poser. Man up.

[funnyboy568]

He has absolutely no room to be talking about bad hair...wtf is on his head I'm. Emo.

[monsterrucks123]

OK WAT THE HECK IS THIS?

[Cobaltwire]

lol! They can shed there hair, it's like a defense mechanism. xD

[bramblelf]

Ahhhh leave the little Emo kids alone,their Goths in the making : )=

[fitforrivalslover]

Look I dont care if this is real or fake but u guys are a bunch of idiots! Yes u are idiots abussing emos.You wanna come after me? COME ON I'LL BE WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And no I didnt look this up some idiot told me to look at it.)

[SXTCMODE]

that kid dont even look emo he looks goth like you guys

[cody123559ify]

These guys a fags.... We are who we wanna be and if you wanna hate.. Hate we don't care

[HMSRaX]

@cody123559ify If you don't care, then stfu and man up, bro.

[Marauder738]

All of you emos need to cut you're damn hair!

[jackpotboy]

In the words on Yusei:

What the HELL is wrong with your hair?

[wandererLA]

almost 6 years later this shit is still funny

[THATDUDE178]

WTF you assholes

[AngelLikesItAnal]

I didn't know Hitler had a mohawk...

[ffviiman1]

Motherfucker

[Zoopop13]

thats just so wrong :o im emo and thats just not right

[BWYGR111]

@Zoopop13 No it isn't faggot.

[MsStraightedgelife]

@BWYGR111 emo its not a crime

[BWYGR111]

@MsStraightedgelife Uh yeah? It is.

[2012PeroxidePrincess]

@emosadboi honey if you do that and your open enough to share it with us don't you think you should get help or talk to someone atleast? But I know where your coming from, so message me sometime:)

And as for this video, ya slot of people think it's hilarious, but from a different point if view, it can be very offensive. It's wrong, and you all know it.

[Tdw98]

U faggots u wanna talk bout out hair. U should look at yours little fags. U need to grow up to the cruel world

[xXEPICSXx92x]

Awesome hair is awesome!

[brotherhoodlord]

these guys are the biggest fags grow the fuck up.

[megatron247]

And they bash on our hair? XD

[justanunderclasshero]

labels r for soupcans, get a life

[meepymoof]

Derf, I love how half the people commenting on this either think it's real or completely neglect the fact that the people making these videos parody every other style as well. Jeebus, is everyone an over sensitive bitch nowadays? Dress however you like (I certainly do), but man up already.

[BlackNightmare121]

this is so funny and yet offencive at the same time! i cant stop watching it! lol

[CyanideDiamond1]

he is wearing a misfits shirt. I love the misfits

[xdeadxskullzx115]

goths r dumb like if u emo

[emosadboi]

FUCKING WANNA BE'S GO TO HELL AND ON YOUR WAY THERE SUCK YOUR GRANDMA'S PLACTIC DICK AND IF SHE IS DEAD GO TO HER GRAVEYARD AND DIG HER UP AND RAPE HER ASHES AND BONES BITCH

[eeyuup]

@emosadboi LOL XD

[halflife103]

@emosadboi go slit your wrists.

IDGAF

You emo's sit there and bitch about life is so hard or how god forbid someone actually dies. and yet you will do nothing to change yourself or let anyone helpn you. You blame everyone else even though it's all from inside yourself. You get no sympathy.... you don't even deserve it.

This emo shit is NOT a dissorder.

It is an illusion which can be corrected. which any psychologist will tell you.

[emosadboi]

IT IS FUCKING AGANST THE LAW VERY MUCH AND I SWARE NOW I SAW THIS WERE GOING TO COURT U JACKASS AND SEEING U POSED AS A COP THAT IS SO ILLEGAL IT CAN PUT U IN JAIL FOR LIFE

[emosadboi]

YOU NOW URE ALL FUCKING JACKASS'S CAUSE WHEN U BEAT AN EMO U JUST MAKE THERE PROBLEMS WORSE EMO IS AN EMOTIONAL DISORDER WHEN U HAVE POST TRAMTIC STRESS DISORDERA AND TRAMTIC PROBLEMS IN THERE LIFE JACKASS I AM EMO AND I SELF HARM CAUSE I BELIVE THE EMOTIONAL PAIN IS STRONGER THEN THE PHYSCAL PAIN U IDIOTS I LIVE IN PENROSE,COLORADO U GOING TO BEAT ME,I SWARE U TUCH ME AND I WILL PRESS CHARGES AND I AM REPORTING THIS VIDEO TO THE COPS U JACKASS WANNABE GOTH PEOPLE NOW GO TO HELL

[RelishRon]

i rly want to watch this guy do his hair....it looks like quite an adventure

[breakingbeys]

I'm emo and you do know that is against the law

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

@breakingbeys lmao, fuckin faggot

[briiiannaaaa]

When is Black Veil Brides turn ?

[queencupcakevampire]

thatss so funny.. go around kickin some emoss assess! lol im emo/scene kid watever >even tho i hate labels< but u guys are driving a hearse! any more emoo?

[tappaja2]

Im emo and i think this is fucking funny =D

[LeahArson]

Yes, this is fake.

[LeahArson]

Hahahahaha. I laughed so hard.

[twistaking]

Its not real its supposed to be funny -_-

[brotherhoodlord]

Your a fag

[swagga283]

Is this real ? Can They Do That?!!!

[xXNORMALFREAK67Xx]

i dress the same way but this is funny af

[deadlysexycupcakes]

First of all, I don't think it is legal to beat up emos, and #2 the punching sounds fake. #3 STOP COMING ON HERE AND BEING IM EMO AND IM OFFENDED IF YOU SAY YOURE EMO YOURE PROBABLY NOT

[joehorseman98]

Fucking stuck up punks

[ColorMeHoppy]

Do they hunt hipsters too?

[TexasRangerification]

Whats up with the hair hate? That dude has the most badass mohawk ever.

[puregamer1592]

Racist Bastards fuck the cops

[rocklobstaaaaa]

@puregamer1592 are you retarded?

[deston111]

i remember when i was an emo........... i was a total fucking fag XD

[solidjdr]

I joined the Army for Airborne Infantry... I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH THESE GUYS! lolz

[solidjdr]

@alicee14x lol yeah. If you stomp them good with one strike and IF you get them on the curb. I dont call it a curb stomp because it sounds hostile. Some people call it a "California Smile"

[datLullllzzzy]

This was by far the best video I've ever seen.

[Vindicator197]

This is the best video I have ever seen.

[BundyBastards]

I like how the emo kids are trying to give him shit about his hair. Atleast he actually is an individual.

[polishpandaJM]

This is by far the most idiotic waste of time ever.

[KunimaruX]

Am I the only emo who thinks this is funny as hell :)

[YourFriendlyTroll]

@KunimaruX Go cry!

[silverstryfe]

@KunimaruX probably not but im not emo.

[SgtAwesome6]

@KunimaruX yes

[0983584]

@KunimaruX im an emo and i think this is FUNNY as HELL!!!!!

[msizemore32]

@KunimaruX nope bro

[MsEmofag]

stupid

[MrFuckgoth]

Wow, i love how this cum guzler talks about emo hair saying its like a mop and all, but i think he's a fat prick that has the most fucked up hair ive ever seen. And they are both twats that only have eachother.

[stubbornfetus]

If you can't laugh at yourself, someone will laugh at you

[drkex]

Ah just read you're profile, you love emos.

[sunkiis]

what was the kid favorite band again?

[JasminJinxed]

@sunkiis belle and sebastian

[Slayeremoangel1]

I hate how they seem to judge emo boy hair, when... I mean did you SEE the red and black haired guys hair style?!? Stupid as he'll -.-

[drkex]

@Slayeremoangel1 If you don't know what his hairstyle is and why he's beating emos, you may be too young...

[EvilPurpleUnicorn]

Pretty mean but come on ppl this was hilarious!! :DD t(^-^)t

[Professortorcoolguy1]

The only people that dislike this are the ones that are offended...the ones that this video is trying to a convey a very subtle message to.

Or just people that fail to get the whole point.

[1334dustin]

and have no one to talk to

[1334dustin]

this video is fucked up why would you kill someone because they are emo would if someone killed you because they didnt like your hair style are the way you like you you wouldnt like that will you and plus we are all he same just different believes and we all have problems the emo just need some one that they can talk to there is always reason for someone to change think about it maybe some day you are going to get tired of people and not know what to do any more and cut yourself

[alexan4eg]

@1334dustin try using some commas...

[Yoshibear1998]

They don't look weird! If they do, then u pretty much have to curbstomp every teenage person out there! And plus, i know that there are some pretty kick ass emos out there, so just quit hating people for how they look! If you truely loved someone, they were ur girlfriend/boyfriend, and one day they went 'emo', would you dump them just for that? Seriously, would u?

[XxXdarkersideOfmeXxX]

that was awful :(

[Yoshibear1998]

Dude, the people who hate on emos are stupid. What did they fucking do to you???

[xbox360monkey]

@Yoshibear1998 act like pussies and cry over everything and then they eventually made everyone angry so now we hate them plus they look wierd

[RatRocky]

I don't really like the emo lifestyle but having gay ass hair like that guy is way worse.

[AishaAldehyde]

meh

[themez19797]

Dude that guys hair Is messed up BVB army

[themez19797]

Wat the frig? I'm confuzzled.

[victoria351m]

I should take this in an offensive way, but im an emo girl, not a boy, i'm not gonna be called a fag as much as the boys, and i was laughing my mother fucking ass off the whole time! Plus it's fictional so, who gives a damn?? They shouldve put a message at the end 'NO EMOS WERE HARMED IN THIS VIDEO'

[killjoy777777777]

@victoria351m thats exactly what i thought when i first saw this a few years ago hahaha

[kingofrotnroll]

oh and by the way, all the emo kids who are commenting on this video: Nice job helping zachary prove his point. you're ridiculous. end of story.

[kingofrotnroll]

he's running like a fairy! he's running like a fairy!!

[BATTLEFIELDPCPS3]

The ganster police

[CandyBeachGlass]

now this is shit on youtube!

laughing at ur stupidity :P

bvb army! <3

[Hidamned]

The fuck is up with HIS hair.

[XxSixxAndy]

Shitty

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[RottenFilth666]

Lol yea fuck that emo fagg up bro. You shoulda shaved his weave off

[assassinklanairsoft]

this is largely based off of the pop-culture interpretation of emos which is way different from how we really are, and your gay little preps are the sagging, skinny Jean wearing fags

[AthenaSparrow]

omg so dumb.lol

[kodydarkk]

never noticed all these years he calls emo gay yet he has that hairstyle. right.

[Vatigu]

669 emos were offended by an obvious work of satire and lols.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@Vatigu Satire, so this wasn't an instructional video?... um.. *quietly slips off my hair and blood covered boots*

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

Am I the only one who saw a resemblance between Agent Helm and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket? I swear, they could be the same guy.

[jdcvv]

u guys r insults to cops EVERY FUCKERS!!!emo kids diserv respect!!

[BlodwenLilith]

What did he say his favorite band was? o.o bailen sebastian? huh? D:

[3sistersrwe]

@BlodwenLilith Belle and Sebastian

[punkjjawsomeness]

this is fake why dont u come and get me motherfuckers i dont hate on anybody or make fun of anybody if they r emo like me or a punk ect. cause if i bully them i could hurt there life even more because u dont no how bad ones life is until u walk a mile in there shoes SO COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS ILL BE WAITING

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@punkjjawsomeness Yeah you don't really have any idea what punk is do you? Fact is you're just following the mainstream emo fad, and that's nothing special. Once you get out of college you'll likely end up with a middle income black tie white shirt job and have your little spec of dirt in the mainstream of society be reabsorbed and become completely invisible again. SO STOP TAKING IT SO DAMN SERIOUSLY:P If we really wanted to kick your ass, we could, but that would simply be completely idiotic.

[punkjjawsomeness]

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS but yet i was making a point, and i no what punk it is a rebellion about following ur own beleifs and not caring what other bitches have 2 say about it, i no i dont no everything about the punk style but atleast i no that cause thats mainly whats it about, being rebellious and not caring about what the government or anyone else of that matter

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@punkjjawsomeness I'm a goth and thats ok, I shit out bats and I smoke all day... CHORUS: he's a goth and thats ok, he shits out bats and he smokes all day... I sleep in graves, I wear tall boots, I hang in a back alley, In evenings I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea... (Repeat, chorus) I stomp emos with a skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers, I put on normal clothing, and hang around in bars.(repeat, chorus)

[punkjjawsomeness]

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS great song lol jk i could care less if u want 2 stomp my ass and im not goth anyways so i dont care if u like me or not if i dress differently it is not any of ur business 2 judge me so i dont care just remember just because u hate me doesnt mean i dont hate u i love everybody because i dont no how ruff there life is and i dont want 2 fuck it up anymore than it already is well u have ur opinions and i have min thats the beauty of this world good day 2 u : ) love me or hate me

[MetalHeadMassacre]

"he's running like a fairy! he's running like a fairy!" lmfao

[Phylazofik]

@grdance

this is clearly a joke you noob

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Yes.

[Kickbuttprincess85]

This is godly

[grdance]

No this is not a little joke. This clearly motivates people to commit criminal actions against people whose lifestyle is not of their liking. This is fascism all the way. The persons who make this kind of videos and propagate this type of content, should face criminal charges. We've all seen similar assaults happening in real life so congrats you've got results. There are many perverts around ready to follow your examples.

I am reporting this video to youtube and to the proper authorities.

[XKnightLeonX]

@grdance theres results????? YAYYYYY

[cheycheystriker]

@grdance Wow. I love how people actually take this seriously.

[MetalSkullFucker93]

@grdance LOL



[BloodYukiXIII]

Is this serious or just playing around? And if your emo and watching this shouldn't you have more pride in yourself to not let some childish video get to you? Have more confidence duh.

[hangsambo12]

@BloodYukiXIII How can you ask if this is serious?

[VanjaLibric]

lol :D I hate emos

[katcatt1221]

emos shall rise up we shouldnt take this crap

[Kav2990]

Sign me up

[LadyEvalon]

<3

[redx2dth]

I am also emo and you should be put in jail for showing sompthing like this. I am reporting you to youtube.

[typhlosion566]

@redx2dth Get the fuck over it.

[RockinFifiLaFume]

Can you please curb Lady Caca?

[SPWdanteXP]

Im emo... I found this funny, mean, stereotypical, abd depressing.

[RuneFinity44]

This is horrible. If you could actually hate someone to the point were you would "curb stomp" someone. Then, you're the freaks.

I know this video is staged... It's just kind of sick, lol.

And no, I am not a emo kid.

[Nightwalker1480]

Fucking assholes

[t3hdr3w]

they shed their hair as a defensive meco lmao

[sunkiis]

not cool

[kylielovespuppiecash]

Baggy pants 4 life

[wakasak1]

Omg dude this is funny as fuck.

[FlickerDoug1998]

No Fucking Funny...Stupid Vid. Thumbs Down

[HinaHeartless]

@SacrificedAlive I undestand what your saying about the 50cent thing fuck id watch that 2 id find it funny but I undestand pussy emo kids are just stupid I don't call myself emo I look like the kid in the video but people make fun of everything today and hell why not but don't you think things like this are he reasson there is so much hate in the world yea this is a jokebut someone might see this nd take it the wronge way.al I'm saying is emo kids are always treated like crap but that's life.

[HinaHeartless]

But I know this ain't real some find it funny when others like my girlfriend and I find it to be offensive and rude.that would be like making a video of white redneck KKK members beating up a guy that looks like 50cent.so its just distasteful in my opion sorry if this pissed anyone off but thought id toss in my 2 cents cuz well why not its youtube central watering hole for assholes and online toughguys hahahaha

[SacrificedAlive]

@HinaHeartless

Quit crying. I would watch a video of 50 cent getting 50 dents too.

[HinaHeartless]

I wish you ugly goth fags ould come to baltimore and try that with me or any of my friends.not all emo kids are pussys I'm a s called emo kid and ill fight anyone even if I know ill get the shit kicked outa me I know thi isn't really real but emo bashing is not cool alright and most people who bash emo kids are ugly fat wannbe metalheads that have no life that still live with mommy and daddy.and are also mad cuz the emo boys lik the one in the video get dick and get pussy from sexy girlz..

[SacrificedAlive]

@HinaHeartless

You are right, emo boys get dick.

[KlaykidReal]

@HinaHeartless Not using proper grammar is cruise control for cool.

[juicyion]

this is not funny guys, not all emos are like this..............i hate you guys. since being an emo is normal.......man just stop making fun of us, like seriously. stop it

[kurt22222]

hipster-punkfaggot

[grdance]

Why should I? Do you know the meaning of the word taste?

[joshmcgovern135]

HAHAHAHAH you gotta love a comedic violent goth

[grdance]

You are disgusting sick and pervert sadists looking for victims. You found your easy excuse with emos. Moreover you are making a lifestyle of that, showing to others what they should do.

What if I don't like your objectively ugly faces, your ridiculous black and orange hairstyles and do the same to you? Then make youtube videos showing to others what they should do when they see ugly "people" like you?

You ought to face criminal charges for motivating people to commit crimes.

[TheCanadianPrairies]

@grdance

You do realize this is a joke? Right? This channel makes fun little videos like this. If you can't handle it, why did you bother to click on it when you clearly saw the title?

[kazama2881]

Fuck you that is not funny basterd I hate you why me fuck you

[Astivohad666]

665 Emo kids got curve stomp to the ground.

[JulianusFlavius1]

@Astivohad666 *curb

[Astivohad666]

@JulianusFlavius1 Thank you for the correction my freind :P

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

everyone is taking this too seriously anyway, its obviously a mock-up, even *I* found it hilarious, can anyone seriously tell me you believe in this shit? L-O-L also there is no need to get frustrated over it if you're emo and part of the crew, its for lulz, everyone gets laughed at someday

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

i do nto look not emo but i admire things about emo like music and fashion

[MultiMazlo]

fuck you cunts this makes me sick you can try to degrade emos kids like this

im a fucking PROUD emo kid

i would fucking rip your spine out and use it to choke every last useless breath from you narrow minded body you pieces of shit

also wtf is with the hair?

[TheUmbrellaAcademy4]

@MultiMazlo calm your shit.

[muiscnight]

Are there still emos thought that lasted from 2005->2008 and turned into scenesters haha labels

[MrDoomsday666]

FUCK EMO!!!! did you guys saw that faggot poser with a msifit shirt?!? WTF THATS FUCKING PUNK

[mcrfan1324]

I do not mind real emos :D but this is funny!

[victoriaaD123]

DXXD

[fol47]

Emos Rock

[fol47]

this is so fake

[AtholAnderson]

@fol47 No shit....

[666xKittyxKinzx666]

Lmfao.

[BartRamone]

Every emo is gay but not every gay is emo.

[GirlKarateChop]

I wish everyone would shut the fuck up

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

lmao im laughing at all the emos when they grow up and mature into hipsters

[TheBlackveilbrides44]

fuck you muther fucking bitces i hope you die and burn in hell for ever and your making fun of owr hair you have a fucking cone on your head bitch and your just jealus because emo girls are hotter than puck girls bitch

[TheUndeadsoldier96]

@TheBlackveilbrides44 emo came off of punk so you have no idea what your talking about, he has gotten way more pussy then you ever will, and hes goth ( i assume) not punk so shut the fuck up cause like i said emo came from punk music and you dont know what your talking about

[nightral8I4]

I don't have anything against emo's but I think this is funny.

[SilentUnderSkies]

Emo kids can shed there hair. It's like a defense mechanism....

[Kellzvideoz]

Stupid and the hair is too and emos will be better then any thing punks goths or preps. Other people are just jealous because they weren't on the news or spreding across the country!

[2011weapon]

i support this group and i hope they build a organization in every state.

[silkenblood]

Chat site I'm a reg at had an actual dude hang himself on cam. Like swung til he stopped swinging, legit live feed of a suicide.

The room? Emo chat.

[ImSoMuchThanMe]

@slayeremoangel1 I know right I agree with the whole comment