In Skyrim, Everyone Hates You

[CharlieHotel301]

Everyone hates me, yet they don't mind when I disturb their sleep. They just wake up right away xD

[cr9pr3]

1.Beat Alduin, be a baws like noone else, run around in deadric armor

2.join the companions

3."Pay Attention. This sword might be more worthy than you!"

4. ...

[8Corei7]

M'aiq Hates you , go bother somebody else...

[phlayme]

whenever someone makes a racist comment because im a "grey skin" i beat the living shit out of them

[TheWalter1337]

I find it funny how Nords are racist and use alcohol way too much (according to Oblivion)... a hidden stereotypical joke?

[SolarEXtract]

@TheWalter1337 I didn't assume it was hidden at all, lol.

[Iceberqe]

@TheWalter1337 i think its funny how everybody complains Ulfric and the Nords are racist, when in every province of Tamriel they hate Outlanders (like in Morrowind or Cyrodiil) and they think all the Beastraces should be slaves, espacially the Mer (Elves). also the Orcs are having a rough time everywhere. guess one could say the Stormcloaks are the good guys, since they are fighting the ones that want to enslave every nonelf.

[Veldoril]

We're watching you....

...Cum.

[merryfromhalo]

everyone is racist to argonians

[AishThaks2]

my Breton Bitch is hella Sexy

[AwesomenessItself87]

The majority of our audience is hates you.

[packeropie]

@PrinceOF9Imagination TROLL!!! let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll?

[Uaxis]

@packeropie And then traded it for pants of calming, when you thought you could get those pants? Those are some damn fine pants.

[michaelgrodzki]

@PrinceOF9Imagination no lollygaggin`

[dekaron12]

@PrinceOF9Imagination STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

@dekaron12 brb, I'm playing FF13-2 and it's AWESOME!!!!! I SWEAR IT XD

[MatchCard]

@PrinceOF9Imagination So you played it and found it a perfect match? :D

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

@MatchCard The game play is AWESOME, but I miss the old characters and the story isn't as good. But over all, the gameplay is SO fun :D

[ImTheBossTrapJesus]

We noticed.

[sakda357]

Breton is the best.

[grandtheft999]

not as much as in morrawind...

[Tigerlilly0777]

@grandtheft999 Oh god I remember that. Fking Redoran nutjobs. :(

[CorRomeister]

@Tigerlilly0777 "move along outsider, or go away!"

[sonic16913]

Nords FTW

[Kalamari24]

@sonic16913 Burn in Oblivion, you monkey!

[DonkeyPunchForLunch]

Should have been a nord....

[ThibautVDP]

ther's a dark elf shopkeeper who hates me, now that we're at it

[forzadeco]

OMFG this guy is EPIX ! talk without moving mouth

[420Nelbone]

REDGUARD!!!!

[Doomkitten89]

Funny how I'm the archmage of the college of winterhold and yet Farengar Secret-Fire still says I look like a fucking courier.

[Blitzthesquirrle]

@Doomkitten89 its funny how im Harbijer in the companions and yet Skior still says "you need to prove yourself whelp"

[356MONKEYMAN]

@Blitzthesquirrle i get that too killed the son of a bitch again kept eyeing my wife AELAS MINE!

[MrJollyvolly]

everyone hates me? just like pedo cake

[whitegenome22]

This never fails to make me laugh 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

TODD LIED WE DIED

[charcharmunr]

Argonians and Dark Elves get no respect in Windhelm. Yet they can still be war heroes and considered by Ulfric to be kin.

[revenge9026xbox]

lol, audio editing :)

[zonafan11]

I used to hate everyone... then i took an arrow to the knee

[Piddmiester]

@jackeldar HAHAHA

[jalarm27]

Unless you are a Nord, everyone hates you.

[LoggotyroX32]

@jalarm27

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!!! *Draws sword and attacks*" :D

[pitkane100]

@jalarm27 and if your are a nord but a mage everyone hates you

[gimosh77]

@jalarm27 not true they dont sem to hate bretons

[StovitskaRussian]

@jalarm27 Im a imperial, so i was crying in the first 3 minutes!

[1169Timothy]

@jalarm27 because everyone's a nord :D

[triggerman652]

And in youtube everyone hates you. Irony.

[ThePlatoon4]

@PrinceOF9Imagination *uses axe to harvest troll meat* :3

[adocfuly]

@PrinceOF9Imagination Someone that makes that dumb of a comment must have no life O_o

[Warunho]

@adocfuly Don't feed the troll, boy

[Mickster1267]

@PrinceOF9Imagination SHAD UP IN YO FACE FUS DO RAH!

[codafett]

@PrinceOF9Imagination I agree, all it does is just kill your social life. I mean not even Runescape is that addicting.

[ThijsDuinkerken]

@codafett But then again, Runescape's a crappy game, and that's the opinion of quite some people.

[altmanstudios]

@PrinceOF9Imagination that was the best troll fail ever.

[TheTankBrothers101]

@PrinceOF9Imagination i bet you play more than me haha

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

@TheTankBrothers101 I played it for less than 20 hours!! I want beat it cuz I payed for it not bcuz it's fun, it's actually so boring!!!

[ShuHibiki]

@PrinceOF9Imagination Almost thought you where serious until the last part. Some seem to think you are serious. I am saddened by that.

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

@ShuHibiki I WAS serious!!

[CorRomeister]

@PrinceOF9Imagination Why so serious

[Rubidium444]

how do you join the dragons to destroy tamriel?

[Kessler899]

@Rubidium444 You can't

[mrtrafficstopper]

i used to hate people like you then i took a sword to the chest

[RogueWarrior869]

I'm an Orc and most are wary but not bad for the most part.=)

[InvaderRosie]

@RogueWarrior869 im a khajiit we talk awesome and come from sands and jungles *squee*

[WOLF777dude]

@ProperMuzik Yeah.

Found a Lady in the Lake reference, an Elder Scroll, smithed a full set of Daedric and Dragonplate (just for looks), found two ways to easily boost my Destruction and Sneak skills early on, became the Harbinger of the Companions and Archmage of the Mages College, watched mammoths fall from the sky, and got into it with two frostbite spiders, a Giant, an Ice Wolf, and a Blood Dragon at once.

Also, kicked the Imperial's collective ass out of Skyrim.

Fuck elves.

[TOXIC00L]

yeah vampires are fags so everybody hates them.

[CrashTest74]

I WANT DA DAMN POWER ARMOR!

[magicpyroninja]

@AbandonedCannatown your stupid for thinking that people cant tell

they are just getting a laugh at an obviously fake video

its like an inside joke for elder scrolls fans

[magicpyroninja]

@KingdomComeA7X how did you know

[magicpyroninja]

@NamiwakiruX lol to funny

[Youloeka]

In skyrim, arrows [cut] hate you [/cut]

[GamerCheatsXbox360]

In Skyrim, we all take arrows in our knees.

[Jt7968]

I read @WOLF777dude's comments in Emma Watson's voice

Mainly because I like her voice, but I digress

[NvAndCgProductions]

Ah, the dark racest dark elves just like morrowind

[JesusClausIsReal]

You're doing Skyrim wrong

[zephrameliasfoster]

You wan't mean people? Go talk to an Ordinator...

[WOLF777dude]

@stfuidiottyvm To suggest that one who could scarcely afford the console game itself could somehow scrounge up enough cash to acquire a competent computer system seems afoul in the reasoning department, but such a misunderstanding is to be expected when assumptions regarding ones financial situation are made without prior knowledge.

Were we good chums, I would count you crazy for such a suggestion.

That or simply jesting in regards to my wherewithal, or lack thereof.

[Zacmalol]

Day 6 of looking for WOLF777dude's(original) comment food and other supplies are running low. if u find this message give it to my family

[DreddWolff]

@Zacmalol It's in top comments, has been for about a week now...

[kurtywurty85]

No hate that I've experienced Skyrim (I think one old lady told me to get out of her house) will ever come close to the amount of hateful remarks made by just about everyone in Morrowind. "Spit it out or hit the road outlander!" "You filthy swit." Not to mention the sexual harassment from the guards "Ooh, you're naked...spare me." I miss those terrible, terrible people.

[KaiserVadin]

Skyrim, could be the most boring game ever and i should know i play IV !!!

[117nathanmyers]

in soviet Russia skyrim hates you.

[youbetterbelievehah]

@117nathanmyers

In reality everyone hates you, because you're an unoriginal moron who thinks repeating what others say will make you appear witty and likable.

In Soviet Russia, Skyrim takes an arrow to the knee!

Wow, I'm so creative...

[badarbiter]

@youbetterbelievehah Actually that phrase was indeed rather witty, I might have to try putting two memes together myself..."ALL YOUR BASES ARE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!" eh, eh?

[pikanew95]

@117nathanmyers i was just thinking that when i clicked on the vid only mine was "You hate everybody" but i like yours more.

[gamemaster4789]

are you a fallout 3 fan sir i see your power armor do you have a spare

[MisterRapeMan]

im nord and everyone likes me :)

[MrSwaper619]

@MisterRapeMan *cough* faggot *cough*

[MisterRapeMan]

@MrSwaper619 why -.-

[MrConvex10]

@madcow4410 Yeah, im a Khajiit and everyone hates me lol

[madcow4410]

especially if you are Khajiit... :(

[erykkrol]

every one hates you...unleass you are a nord then the only people who hate you are imperials

[SirBlendalot]

non-essential mod :3

[KillaPillaP]

I was going to do an arrow to the knee joke, but then someone stole my sweet roll...

[yamahonkawazuki]

@KillaPillaP ehh no loss its as overused as the testing lab at a condom factory

[Smellmenoweww]

"I don't like you"

Me:Sorry.

"He doesnt like you either"

Me: FUS RO DAH!.

[Supersoldierx1]

if everyone hates you...then how can you become thane

[faboolusbacon]

just a light touch

i love this game dont get me wrong but walking into riftin last night and had a band of thugs try to kill me there. lols

[KaBawm1]

Just admit todd howard you hate us just admit it

[thegoofdude]

Everyone in Skyrim seems to love arrow to the knee comments, but this should set them straight:

/watch?v=mdk9ODmpGaA

[yamahonkawazuki]

@thegoofdude and what is that?

[XxReaperZeroxX]

"The majority of our audience is hates you."

...

[nomad82shuffler]

thumbs up if u like the fallout 3 manykin thing

[jetsboy09]

I used to write comments like those above, then i took an arrow in the knee.

[oShadowkun]

@jetsboy09 Finally, someone who says the correct term, IN the knee!

Thank you!

[SlaimusBloodwelp]

If everyone hates me, then screw them, I'll join the Dragons and destroy Tamriel.

[FlowerPerfume]

I got to thinking, maybe everyone hates me, and I just don't know it yet.

[Regginyaga]

everyone hates me? D:

[Duffy035]

well, i met a moose that hated me. In time, the game started hating on me.

[VelaToNorma7]

Sounds a little like Michael Scott.

[blarson12]

Well my bounty is at 30,000. But because my speach is at 100 i have the option to bribe.

[Revaris]

I used to be a chef like you, but then I took a sweetroll to the knee.

[dankdrokush]

@Revaris LMFAO

[Xenopsus]

hahahaha

[mliescheski]

He sounds like Steve Carell.

[MrHaloGuy1000]

I think it's actually a pretty forgiving bunch of people. I mean, I was the Imperial race and I joined the Nord loving Stormcloaks. :p

[Axisoflords]

@MrHaloGuy1000 Join the Stormcloacks as a Thalmor robe wearing High-Elf.

[FrostmoorX]

@Axisoflords

Yeh, some things should't be allowed. You should be attacked on sight. Wait i think I took an arrow to the knee.

[Axisoflords]

@FrostmoorX That's not how that joke goes lol.

[pisswagon75]

i don't like the fact that no matter what game you play you can't kill the kids for being anoyying like in fable 2 become famouse have a bunch of annyoing migits run up to asking for another 10 autograghs with their little british accents and their gimmpy ass legs.

[doublecross27]

The fallout armor in the back would stop me from getting arrows in the knee :D

[megajebus]

In Skyrim, Everyone has an arrow in their knee.

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

I want to have a wife in skyrim then make her go back to the kitchen.

[EvangelionFan72]

i was mainly watching this because i saw the bad-ass t-45d power armor in the backround

[lordrevan571]

dat enclave suit 

[cmanonline]

@SirMuffin102 you use to be happy, then you took a arrow to the knee

[blightedpersona]

GOD DAMN IT

SHITTY ARROW-TO-KNEE JOKES EVERYWHERE I LOOK

[vCobyyy]

Everyone used to love me in skyrim, then i took an arrow in the knee D:

[iloveredalert3]

so they hate me because i shot guard in the knee with an arrow?

and when i talk to the guard,hes like "i used to be adventurer,like you,then i took arrow in the knee."

[Stordrage]

@PatrioticGiraffe1

okay...o.o sooo you<3men?

[ShePlaysIt]

omg the arrow to the knee jokes are really getting old x.x I think I liked it better when youtube was full of Chuck Norris jokes..

[VideoGameShinobi]

People in Skyrim used to hate me.. then I took an arrow in the knee...

[Brutasspeakstru]

@PatrioticGiraffe1 haha they must have had expert marksman for that skill

[IamCaptainMan]

Chuck Norris almost took an arrow to the knee but the shooter became one-legged

[mrpicklemeister]

Everyone hated me, then I took an arrow to the knee. Then they still hated me..

[enlighteneveryone]

Chuck Norris to an arrow to the knee while playing Skyrim. Looked at the shooter and told him, "No Lollygaging."

[ErikoGuitarist1157]

in soviet russia, you hate everyone

[Hellstenen]

no lollygaggin

[AvenueEmpire]

I use to say over used jokes like you, but then I took a knee to the balls.

[remembertheshadow]

@AvenueEmpire Let me guess, someone stole your "sweetroll"

[Gam3Junkie7]

@FlipYak well I have curved swords. Curved. Swords. I can get back your sweet roll but if you don't pay me I'll »»───knee───► you XD

[Battoussai250]

That knee sniper needs to be stopped

[MeatShovel]

In Soviet Russia, arrows take adventurers to the knee.

[xTyleRxShreDx]

i really wish everyone would SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE ARROW SHIT.

So goddamn stupid. Everyone always says the say shit on youtube.

[miningrox9]

@xTyleRxShreDx calm down buddy, i think you really need to take that arrow outta your head!

[ScarFacedGangsta]

EVERYBODY HAAAATES DRAGONBOOOORN!!!

Guess which series this is from.

[Tehcrazymantid01]

@ScarFacedGangsta

EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS!

What do I win?

[KoSMembers]

i use to be subscribed .....but then i took an arrow to the knee

[CannabisReviewTV]

All I ask for is a pair of boots, How Hard Could It Be !!

[beatlesguyEM]

I took an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.



[Popkinator]

@beatlesguyEM :o you hacker!

[ufovin]

@beatlesguyEM gtfo PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW

[beatlesguyEM]

@ufovin it was like more than a week ago so get fucking over it. no one asked you to read anything here. so you "gtfo"

[fern467]

Everyone in town hates me just because my name of my character is Chris

[jaybeebee14]

Everyone in town used to hate me...my arrows hit their mark...

[Xboxskaterlass]

every1 likes me because i have not had an arrow in my knee. also i'm a nord =)

[WOLF777dude]

Most of the children I meet in Skyrim are complete dicks.

I hate them all.

They've driven me to such abominable acts of violence.

At one point, I fell into a murderous rampage. The streets of Whiterun ran red with innocent blood as I carved a city-wide swath of carnage to sate my visceral rage. Few were so bold as to stand against my wrath save the guards, the lot of whom I slaughtered without a second thought.

Damn kids...

[thriller415]

@WOLF777dude I use to kill people to then I took an arrow to the knee.

[mecher3k]

@WOLF777dude

I think Bethesda does it on purpose, and it sucks as un-modded you can't kill the fuckers! But with a mod.... >:-D

[TaePoDongIII]

@WOLF777dude You can't kill the kids in game tho, they just run away yelling for help.

[FruitofWar]

@WOLF777dude If you've got PC you can download a mod that lets you murder the children. Every kid.

[trying2killsometime]

@WOLF777dude The least they can do is let you kill the little fuckers.

[danielkronos]

@WOLF777dude And then you took an arrow to the knee...

[DetectiveTective]

@WOLF777dude damn... what did they do? Put a frickin' arrow in your knee or somethin?