MINI DUKE - DUKE NUKEM FOREVER - Part 6

[RunawayKen99]

IM DUKE NUKEM IM BANGING YOUR MOM!!

[RandomZace]

YOU TUBE! YOU CANNOT HAVE A TENNIS ADVERT ON A DUKE NUKEM VIDEO! IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!

[ScreamerOfTheGods]

if it bleeds i can kill it is off alien vs predator with arnie swarztsnigger or how ever the foop you spell his name

[deadlysasuke32]

@ScreamerOfTheGods -_- aheeheehaha.............dick

[allanjedyable]

got milf haha get it cuz its ur mom X) lmfao

[RA1NBOWC0RN69]

Got Milf? haha

[sapphire475gs]

"Am I going the wrong way? Oh, god dangit! *Boom* Nope there stuff exploding! That means I'm on the right track!"  Quoted for truth.

[ThePiggyluver]

I would luv a tiny toby

[davidherz44]

"if it bleeds, i can kill it" - originally said by arnie in predators

[666warfist]

@davidherz44 Predator* "Predators" was a terrible movie :P

[ReallyBoredTV]

My god, I swear every time he goes 'WEEEEEEW' I almost die of laughter.

[JadaLynnWilson]

I love his voice like this, haha..

Ahh damnit.

[jackoneill45]

Thumbs up if you'd like to see toby play Duke Nukem 3D

[huxted1]

DON'T KILL PUPPYS

[RandomLoren]

WWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

[hatcht886]

lol its from predator

[FiretruckSoup]

Oh god I love you Toby ;)

[DuM4U]

toby making duke's voice is freaking hilarious

[RockHardGoHome]

They label the mom's dialogue as MILF lmao

[AnthonayProductions]

@Hawkeyes1377 It's got milf XD

[TheRaNdOmBiTz]

how come the boy and the mom (i guess) are still alive when everyone else around them is dead?, and why are they so calm???

[TheRaNdOmBiTz]

Boy: look! its a Duke Nukem toy that came to life!!

Duke: *squeaky voice* im not a toy... im an action figure!

XD

[Zombifique1]

wait... is this even recording?

[LizaMMX]

Oh, god, a driving sequence? I've seen Toby play L.A. Noire. I know where this is going.

[PepsiEpic]

Only Toby can go from floor 64 to floor1 and back to 4 3 2 and 1.... all in a matter of hilarious seconds

[TheBearsfan15434]

2:25 look at the subitles when shes talking it calls her a milf

[Dragoon2425]

i love it when toby goes "WHOOOOO!"

[Hawkeyes1377]

Got Milk logo on her boobs..

[multidipstick119]

7:03 WAS THAT ALIEN FUCKING DANCING?

[Tdog8881]

I SNEEZED!

[gamegod97]

Toby turner, A better duke nukem then duke nukem.

[sirjsmmo]

ok ok toby we get it... every thing pees you off

[sirjsmmo]

she can stick me eny where she wants... :)

[krsgator]

is it me or does toby totally nail the duke voice

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

Toby the quote is from predator

[HORNETSINMYPANTS]

Im twelve and I get it!!!!

[reaper4450]

-quote toby turner-

-get tons of thumbs up-

[SuperUltraDeltaTron]

That kids mom is hot!!!

[6stringindividual]

BTW Toby, it's from Predator.

[unknown5676]

2:48

I would have liked this episode.

If he shot her boob.

[puretroubleman]

if it bleeds we can kill it is from predator

[smoshfan10]

duke nugget... in a biscuit



[mallow316]

No Toby, you weren't recording.

[awash1969]

LOL i got a ad that says: TOBY CALL ME! and also for no reason i will get thumbs up

[ODST9137]

The sound you make when you boost on the RC car is so hillarious

[Knothead95]

That little RC car sounds like a chainsaw.

[Knothead95]

Getting shot pisses me off. lol Dukebuscus

[DAOFREAK7896]

"Sweet ga christ, I need a sandwitch" Great to know the priorities toby.

[ToasteeCrunch]

someone should make a list of the things that piss "Dukebuscus" off

[blibble321]

@ToasteeCrunch They hav e done.

[spacecoke]

"if it bleeds we can kill it" PREDATOR =)

[DaniRicee]

oh my go! that irst part cracked me up sooo baly!!! when he was trying to save her and shes screaming the whole time.

[jxserna]

Toby when you are driving the rc car you say "WEEEEEEEEW" a lot

[classicblue]

0:30-0:43 roflmao

[NickTheHalo3Fan]

6:08 RC Car + Girl Showing Ass = RC Car Hits Girls Asshole

LMFAO

[50calpal1]

its not "You alien bastards'l pay for swrewing up my ride!"

its "Those alien bastards'l pay for SHOOTING up my ride... and my car."

its a sex joke. his ride is his chick



[Sammyshel]

LOL her name was MILF

[thebananakingful]

5:34 LOL FECY'S

[poisonshadow1]

lol if your so easily grossed out why don't you play mortal kombat 9 it's a completely harmless non Gorey game >:) i promise.

[double2000ful]

alien:RAWR!!!

*toby drives into the humans head & hits alien in the foot*

WHAT YOU GOT GIRL? WHUT U GOT? HAHAHA

[kalonianwars]

@tobygames if it bleeds I can kill it is from predator

[blibble321]

@kalonianwars XD FAIL

[kalonianwars]

@tobygames, I was watching duke nukem episode. 6

[zuzuk22]

Finally!!!! After years of Tobuscus I finally sneezed!!!!

[TheJoshboy21]

"Wait what does your shirt say GOT...MILF??"

LOL

[padlockd]

WHEEEEOOO!!!

[lRickyRodriguez]

from 3:59 you sounded like shanaynay from shanedawson

[buddyturret01]

Toby what is ur xbox360 GAmertag if u have one sir

[mrchinaboy77]

7:51 mini suicide

[DarkChaos451]

"If it bleeds, I can be killed" is from Predator, Toby ^_^

[fantasybarn]

dukebuscus



[SuperGoodPoint]

Are you a bad enough dude to kill puppies and not rescue the hotness?

[darthvadersaprentise]

haha i love how the subtitles name the mom MILF

[RedSquadala5]

wow mom. way to not be a whore in front of your son

[TheMangaddict]

I love the WEEWW!!

[TheDragonMyro]

everything pisses me off :DDDDDDD

[LoveAintJustAWord]

Oop, it's L.A. Noire minigames. Get out of the way or Toby will bust your shins, girl!

[MilitiaMackMusic]

What ? I did it ?

OH DAMNIT

[ninja55221]

@pingaspongas no its 33% god 33% dang it and 33% you're screwed

[ninja55221]

@LoveAintJustAWord XD yep he calls everything girl

[Valeriel6788]

@ninja55221 What about the "I'm dead"s?

[ninja55221]

@Valeriel6788 good point that too

[dannyzwain85]

zo moet het dus...deze kerel weet wast hij doet

[wildtony5556]

dont kill the puppies

[wildtony5556]

you suck at driving

[ligerman30]

Toby, what are your computer specs?

[UnholyAngel210]

"Got.... Milf.. Ah ha.. Get it? Cause its your mom!"

AH HA HA HA HA

[majiira]

"so tiny! i know right where i'd stick him"

wth xDDD

and toby's reaction.. "close your ears, son!"

[Tisamcool]

i think toby love puppy

[hrmalonebringer]

i don't get the mom's shirt and son part - -' explain plz

[DrPugjunior]

@hrmalonebringer Milf means...something..

[hrmalonebringer]

@DrPugjunior ok, i did the google search already, haha

[victoriajasmineperez]

@hrmalonebringer MILF= Mom id like to fuck.



[hrmalonebringer]

@victoriajasmineperez did the google search already, haha thx anyways. Hard for me to get some of the native speakers' jokes

[Try2bEpicLikeME]

"am i going the right way?" BOOM! "Yep, there was an explosion, im going the right way" lol

[MrMinePro]

Duke shouln't say if it bleeds we can kill it . he should say "if she hot we can fuck it "

[NitroCoMrade]

"pick on someone your own size...tiny little puppies, from now on i'll only shoot puppies!" haha best line

[MitchSchulte1776]

This needs a "Dammit" and "That pisses me off" Counter?

[aharris1818]

@MitchSchulte1776

If it did, it would be OVER 9000!!!

....Sorry, couldn't help it...

X)

[austins830]

COUNTERS PISS ME OFF!

[SplaserFilms]

@MitchSchulte1776 and a "WEEEEEUUU" counter

[GamerSharkM]

24 people like puppies.

[pXqclan]

what the wet noodle sandwich

[little13ish]

WHAT THE NOODLE...SANDWICH that should be on a T-shirt

[mauzziegirl12]

4:42 - 4:44 is my new message tone on my phone :)

[googly1245]

Your not real girl, get outta my face.

Dammit.

[Wudumann]

"Pillars piss me of" - Toby

[13codemeister]

Lol focus tobuscus. Focus.

[curlysuesap]

Now I'm craving cake. lol

[ngpakyin0501]

NOOOOO TOBY DIDNT WHEEEW WHEN HE SHOULD!

[vladimirkocis]

Make a Dammit! compilation!

[RandomPickle1]

"If it bleeds I can kill it if it's hot I can... probably not save it"

XD

[VicPayne12]

It's safe to say your favorite line is "Dammit."

[VicPayne12]

Ahh Dammit. Ohh Dammit. DAMMIT

[Iroflmaozable]

Is the title a fallout reference?

[werepyregeneral]

@Iroflmaozable It's because Duke shrunk by an alien, but good eye!

[TheLuig123]

LOL *imnot a toy kid im a actuion figure* i love hpow he justrolls with it

[invisiblechupacabra]

lol when the mom spoke it said MILF:

[johnsnake71]

Can someone tell me why those aliens are taking the hot chicks?

[Pjake7]

@johnsnake71 because, the aliens are into boobies.

[blibble321]

@johnsnake71 To rape them. ( No joke, search Duke Nukem The Hive).

[robotninjasaurus]

SON OF A GUNHORSE!

[Evilkillification]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww­wwwwwwwwww!!!!!

[ApertureECNEICS]

Got... MILF?

[CaidenKerr]

mighty..sweet..g....i need a samwhich

[AykutTheRipper641]

sometimes i think the speaker for duke maybe was toby xD

[Lulunicorn]

go pick on little puppies XD

[BarrockYomamma2010]

Jeez Louise-us!

[MrTubbylad]

*enter quote from show here*

[Furlockthe666th]

My favorite part is when Toby said "WEEEEEEEEW!"

Every single time.

That, and "I can do whatever the hell I w-OH GOD!"

[MrNaglest12]

LOOK BAGON IS EVOLVING*evolution music plays*YOU BAGON EVOLVED INTO BAGORNON!

[firebeast1000]

Son of a gun horse.

[Gamestar3d]

You a the best Player....... Im not better than you....What a pity!!

[TheCrew1221]

Son of a gunhorse

[Maxuscus]

Thumbs up if you join in on the "Hello once again audience!"

[NerdyKoala25]

Was it milk or milf?

[benjifilms18]

i want to play duke nukem forever

[OmgItsLorna]

''i'm getting pistol'ed off.''

[noostNL]

hahahahahaha, if the women is talking with the lil' kid, it says: MILF

[DriveByDragonSlayer]

i dont know how much id like bronzen grams lol :)

[loebas749]

is that monster t-bagging xD at 7:04

[3DISEASE]

SON OF A GUN HORSE! lol

[xskate4lifex77]

omfg this guy makes me laugh so fucking hard XD

[shadowtheshadowlord]

i always laugh at 2:59

[pajche1]

i lol every time toby laughs at himslf when he talks like duke :D lol

[demilostar]

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[TheRoby137]

your voice is just like dukems

[REDTK421BLACK]

It's from Predator 1 Toby...

[iwantudead34]

son of a gun horse!!!!

[sammyj9311]

8:19 did his chair squeak when he sat in it?

[sammyj9311]

i think thats the first and only time anyone has died by crashing the rc car lol

[blindkaiser1]

"UGH! Your right leg... I hope you're not right legged." HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ejwjoy]

@blindkaiser1 honestly i find it much more sad that it took me a long time to even find a problem with that statement

[Djsoulhart]

If it bleeds i can kill it.. if it doesnt.. i fill it full of bullets anyway

[MrMa11et]

I like golden Grahams a lot, but I don't know about..... bronzen grahams.

[mikerox117]

ahahaha, he died somehow xD

[MashZam]

You Are recording if you told us everything before then how are you "not" recording!

[DMSRECON]

Lol it calls the mom milf

[RobotBanditos]

" Aww youre so small!"

You better believe it guuurl

[5MRORANGE]

wait, that the kids mom? she too hot to be a mom, shes like a super hot young milf!

[5MRORANGE]

Milf??

[CrimsonSuccubus]

"Am I going the right way? I'm n-- oh, something exploded, that means I'm on track."

:B

[xCykotikx]

lol MILF :p

[yuhalo101]

my freind is goin on the j lenno show lol

[alliekatvee]

"Oh my God, your right leg! I hope your not right legged." xD

[PhoenixInLove]

My beagle's name is Duke which makes every part of this that much more hilarious! XD

[TheMarvelfan725]

Um... Why does the RC car work without using the controller? What are the chances that shrunk Duke would find an RC car that could be operated by a tiny man?

[zoom12349]

if its hot i can do it

[KooMr39]

i never heard Toby curse this much. o_0

[lookXaXninjaX]

@KooMr39 go watch his older videos from his first channel, he drinks alot of jack and says lots of curse words

[Snipesor101]

hahahaha look at 2:26 it say MILF hahahaha

[ToxicGamezPs3]

"if it bleeds, we can kill it" -Arnald.S, Predator