Blasphemy Channel - Jesus is a cock sucker

[ilovesexyladiescbt18]

pagan religions brings me excitement but christianity denies me my rights.

UP YOURS jesus you fucking cock sucker !

[UKGLfemaddict]

MESSAGE TO THE SEXY LADIES : Dear ladies,

i want to be a slave for you i know how house work is hard and i want to come clothes shopping with you and tell you what i think of your beauty : )

the ladies are the master and us males are the slave ; )

jesus christ fuck off you are imaginary and evil !

my religions are indian and chinese : )

[Pivotman1]

Lol look at how mad this religious maniacs are.

[ukgreaterlondon]

The Noble Eightfold Path : 1. Right View

Wisdom :  2. Right Intention 3. Right Speech

Ethical Conduct : 4. Right Action 5. Right Livelihood 6. Right Effort

Mental Development : 7. Right Mindfulness 8. Right Concentration

BRAHMA WILL SAVE LIVES .

buddhismeightfoldpath internet site .

[PlanetBongoSan]

this would probably be pretty funny if was still 13

[cymrutube3]

FAGGIT

[johnnythesailorman]

jesus is hot

[SAdCOw1313]

You were molested bu your father. Thats why you cant bring yourself to know what love is. You probably liked whag your daddy did to you. Sick freak.

[RedMuslimSocialist]

you have balls of fucking beryllium to post this

[Pivotman1]

@RedMuslimSocialist U mad Islam?

[RedMuslimSocialist]

@Pivotman1 mad? no, Im just paying my respects to someone who flips a bird to 2billion people's god

[BetaDeltaCebu]

@Jesusisonhisway1 ....you do agree with me that jesus looks nice in make-up, right?

[Neueregel]

great stuff. It should be intro before any decent TV event

[ShyshitFactory]

Cool man! I'm glad my song got a video on it :) I might take your link and put it on the official Shyshit channel. Cool vid thx :)

[BrownMaterial]

I drilled a hole in the "Holy" Bible and had sex with it.

[hirosaki86]

I don't understand this video.

It would never win Eurovision.

[BetaDeltaCebu]

How did jesus become a cock-sucker? Do you have any evidence at all that he sucked dicks?  If not, then all your accusations are nothing but hearsay!

[Catlover123445]

@BetaDeltaCebu

Oh come on. He had 12 big jews following him about his every move. Someones cock got sucked! Wtf do you think they did the whole time up on that big hill? talk about his little daddy? yeah.. only when screaming his name while he was being penetrated in the anus hole by 12 big jewish willies. sermon in the mount is right lol

[MrRiggyRiggs]

FAGGOTS!

[manlioman]

Jesus loves getting his toes sucked on.

[poizony]

@GarrettKeetley Humor is about smart and surprising. Stupid and vulgar, as I said, says more about the "comedian" than about the subject of the joke. Jesus being a fag is still open to discussion, but the author is definitely labelled as sub-human.

Let me put it this way: throwing your shit at people will probably make the other monkeys laugh, but that doesn't make it funny to people.

[Friendlyfire526]

OMG I Can't believe this video, It must be true cause everything on the internet is fact....JK well I got to gave you credit you do live up to the channel name that was some GREAT Blasphemy keep on pissing people off. LOVE IT

[nomoreyou1212]

wow i am like Jesus :o

[pyjamas4000000]

the last few videos I've seen posted by these have just been ridiculous hate on christians, if you're going to be an atheist you have to attack them with reason, if you are going to just make fun of them you're as bad as they are, grow up, this isn't funny, not because it's anti-gay, but because it's just stupid, it sounds like this song was written by 7th graders. *unsubscribe*

[Catlover123445]

Why the fuck is there an influx of people, who leave comments like 'this is offense to christians, this is hateful blah blah " who write *unscribe* immediately after it?... I mean you'd think you'd have an inkling of what the content is gonna be like when you subscribe to something called the BLASHPEMYchannel in the 1st place.Obviously you were looking for some kind of religious bashing of some description.. So you are a complete massive hypocrite. Dont u dare claim to have moral highground now.

[Catlover123445]

@pyjamas4000000

Who says this is attacking christians? Its only attacking if you "feel" attacked.. and noone was attacked personally in this. Only jesus, even though 1. he may not be a hystorically real person 2. noone necessarily said being a cock sucker or a faggot was bad. Christians dont *own* their religion.. they dont hold copyright over it. Just because you attack a religion, doesnt necessarily mean you are attacking the person that believes in it.

[Catlover123445]

@pyjamas4000000

You're the one thats assuming its "anti-gay" Again.. nothing was blatantly suggested or portrayed in this video that being a homosexual or a cock sucker was an abhorrant thing. , obviously you might have some issue there if these are the first thoughts that came in your head.

[brklynusa]

Wow, that was so funny I forgot to laugh. 'smdh'

[Thayer79]

Good grief are people really this P.C.? Get off your moral high horses and learn to laugh. If we went around worrying about offending/hurting the feelings of people all the time, we would be stuck in indecisiveness all the time. I'm sorry but PC is off the table. I'm a gay rights activist, and support the religious' right to believe what they want, but that doesn't make them exempt from humor because of it. Support people's rights, but don't baby their fellings. They mey take advantage of it.

[farzanatasneem]

Bible lost many of its original teachings , that's why God revealed Qur'an to restore the high position of Jesus and other prophets, peace be upon them all.

I have uploaded video of the description of birth of Jesus , peace be upon him .

It clears Jesus, pbuh of all false charges .

[poizony]

This is in very bad taste. Not sure what message you were trying to get across but I'm an atheist and I still don't get it. If it was supposed to be a joke, it wasn't funny. Thumbs down. I unsubscribed too.

[BlasphemyChannel]

@poizony For everyone who's offended by the word "fagot" I'd like to say you're a hypocrite. This is the blasphemy channel, where I find video's that are supposed to piss off religious people. This one does that quite well by suggesting Jesus was gay when most Christians today are very squeamish about homosexuality. Homosexuals don't need your pity party, this is not an attack on gays, it's an attack on the prejudices of Christians. If you're offended please unsubscribe and jump off a cliff.

[poizony]

@BlasphemyChannel the video implies that it's shameful to be gay for one. It *is* pretty low to use sexual orientation as an insult, even to Jesus, but that was not my motivation. It's in bad taste because it really doesn't hurt theists as much as it hurts your cause. An insult may say something about the person it's addressed to, but it definitely says a lot about the one who addresses it. It said enough to me about you to make me unsubscribe.

Regards

[BlasphemyChannel]

@poizony For many Christians it is shameful to be gay, thus, the insult. The people who wrote this song are gay. You are a twat. If the people who did this song weren't gay it'd still serve it's blasphemous point, that point being the Christian Christ was a cock sucker and most likely a child rapist. My cause is comedy and religious ridicule, I could care less about anyone's feelings here, this isn't the "CryOnMyShoulder Channel". I now point to my earlier statement, thank you.

[ukgreaterlondon]

@BlasphemyChannel jesus does not exist neither does jehovah !

yahway was left to bleed when the roman gods invaded jew land : )

[zarassien]

@poizony hurts our cause? what is this a fucking religion? tring to win converts are u?

[poizony]

@zarassien Not a religion. A minority. You may have it nice and cozy where you live, but there are people who lose their social status, their job, get disowned by their families, get harassed, injured or even killed for being an atheist. That's the cause I was talking about. The gays really helped themselves when lots of well-to-do people came out: I'm the famous doctor who saved your life, the rock star, the actor whom you love, your brother/friend and I'm gay. Should I die in flames too?

[Catlover123445]

@poizony

Listen here. This video doesn't have to imply anything. It is what your mind is perceiving it to be.. and if you automatically interperate it to be something that is hateful and against homosexuals.. then that actually says alot about you and your own insecurities.

[Catlover123445]

@poizony

Seriously.. get over yourself, you self indulged idiot. Who says they have a cause? Maybe they just do these videos to provoke a psychological reaction? Sex and relgious imagery have the most significant reactions in a persons brain.. so maybe this was an experiement to combine the both of them together and watch peoples reactions? maybe that was their cause.. a simple mind experiment? and who says they shouldnt do that just to avoid a few petty feelings being hurt?

[Catlover123445]

@poizony

I dont think it was in bad taste at all.. i thought it was a well edited video, and great choice of pictures which fitted in time with the audio just beautifully. And why does everything have to have a message?.. maybe it was made for those who enjoy blashpemy and like the psychological effect of religious imagery being depicted in such a way. Anyway.. if you are at all sick of the idea of this.. why did you even subscribe to something called the "BLASPHEMYchannel" in the first place?

[Ilamarea]

Too bad Geezus was married with a jewish whore, who he choose as his first student.

But I get the 'catholic homophobia' joke.

[valdemar8]

haha!! this is fucking great :-D

[tremedar]

Yeah....I like blaspheming as much as the next Atheist, but this....this was in bad taste. I want to see intelligently done blaspheming pointing out the glaring flaws in religion, not this.

[Astillion]

This gives new meaning to "The only way to the father is through me".

[prabhatpalpal]

I'm an atheist and I disliked

[qwer4o]

@prabhatpalpal Who gives a shit?

[prabhatpalpal]

@qwer4o you did you moron

[qwer4o]

@prabhatpalpal Don't take yourself so seriously, muchacho. No one besides yourself gives a fuck how you voted. :)

[prabhatpalpal]

@qwer4o If no one gives a fuck then why don't you just fuckin' mind your own business and shut the hell up......nobody gives a shit, yeah big deal, thanks for pointing the fuck out.

[qwer4o]

@prabhatpalpal You're welcome.

[GluteusIlluminatus]

LOL. Jesus is fake and gay.

[smashbeans]

lol.got to have a sence of humor :)

[alterego227]

People who try this hard to offend others have some personal hurt in their past... My guess is you were butt fucked by a priest.

[valdemar8]

@alterego227 that's like saying anyone who has ever told a joke must have been molested, lol. And how did they "try so hard"?? It's EASY to make fun of Jesus, and all they did was make a song, it's not like they spent years in collaboration to make this vid, lol. You're just pissed because YOU were offended. It's a joke, GET OVER IT ;-D

[ShyshitFactory]

@valdemar8 Actually I'm the one who did the song and you are right we DIDNT take lots of time to do this and didnt really care, we were just bored at work and decided to kill some time and test some studio gears. LOL @ all the haters and he ones that really consider that ''he'' was gay . Man, some people are way to uptight in this country :)

[americanman42]

@ShyshitFactory Fuck the haters! I love this video,play this shit on TV and piss off stupid fucking Christians,make their children listen to it as well!!!!!

[calpurnpiso]

The character of Jesus the Christ, which is nothing more than a title of anointed head priest is simply a personification of Atun the resurrected phallus that created the universe with his River of Life ( sperm) receiving sacred orgasm in return. The god's name is actually Penis-Christ.The secret gospel of Mark reveals the identity of the creator god. Penis Christ, who hangs limp between our legs but a simple erotic thought make him resurrect. The life giving SunRays=penis

watch?v=kqR85N-1nHk

[BARYMCOCKNER]

Yeah!

[nemo3590]

Eh, not really funny. I don't really have anything against Jesus personally. I don't agree with everything he said, but I'm the same way with Plato, etc.

All in all, just tasteless. All this does is try to offend Christians, and not in a funny way either.

[terracottapie]

@nemo3590 Except that Plato was a real person unlike Jesus. But other than that, exactly the same thing.

[EvenGodsSuffer]

Jesus was most likely hung - er -hanged on the cross stark naked. They all were at the time, with their tasty bits left out for blackbirds to snip off.

[alwirdo]

what better way to piss offf homophobic christianists than to portray their guru as a nelly cocksucker.

[RoySchl]

no its not gay hating, it takes what christians claim to hate turns it around and uses it against them. it shows them how it is to be called a faggot or how it is if a friend (in this case their "friend" jesus) is hated on

and you can see that the video is supposed to be funny (even if you dont find it funny) so you can safely assume the writer is probably not anti gay

if the writer would be gay, would you still be offended?

beeing offended by everthing is there thing, dont be like that

[RoySchl]

oh and btw. i didn't like the video either, singing not good, music not good, not very funny... but thats all... a not funny video, it not "going to far" and its not "offending"

get your heads out of your asses people

[EV4UTube]

@RoySchl Are you bi- or gay? Are you then in a position to attest to it's offending nature?

[RoySchl]

@EV4UTube no i am not, i have gay in my family and family members of friends are gay, but that is completely irrelevant, i can see people getting butthurt (not a gay joke i promise) over nothing just fine beeing straight

[deedubya286]

There's plenty of reasons to despise Jesus and what he stands for but being gay, whether he was or not, isn't one of them.

[terracottapie]

@deedubya286 Jesus didn't exist, so debating what his sexual orientation was, is silly. It's like arguing whether or not Santa Claus is left-handed.

[sukablianah2]

@terracottapie he probably did, but was an ordinary man

[TheBigMclargehuge]

@sukablianah2 You would think some of the best record-keepers of the time would have some record of his execution or perhaps that he actually was called to speak to Pilot *personally*. So actually, there is no record of the Jesus of the bible.

[terracottapie]

@sukablianah2 Based on what do you think he existed as "an ordinary man"? There's no evidence he existed except for the Bible, so you're taking the Bible on faith.

[deedubya286]

@terracottapie You may be right. I was really referring to the foul ideology that is practiced in his name. The real prick in the bible is, of course, his old man but then the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

As for whether or not there ever was a Jesus, this is the video that makes me wonder:

youtube.com/watch?v=vMo5R5pLPB­E

I realize you've probably seen it but it's the only thing that makes me think that maybe someone like him did exist at that time.

[Orson1981]

This is juvenile crap. I'm sure whoever made this is getting a nice little chuckle because they managed to make something that (they think) will piss off both the theist and anti-theist. But really, this atheist is not angry, I just don't care what you have to say anymore.

[EV4UTube]

As a staunch anti-theist, I'm really insulted by this video. It makes a unjustified swipe at gays. I consider it much more gay-hating that religious-hating. You are emphasizing the contrast between something that is supposedly sacrosanct and something that is supposedly vile. I am a bisexual male and am personally thoroughly insulted that your best attempt at slamming a make-believe deity is to compare him to me.  I'm expecting a response or loose my subscription.

[mahender6969]

this bit to much, i hate relgion nuts, but this make even looks hateful.

[liarsclub75]

Kind of weak.

[Ziyiituot]

That is a bit too far. I mean, it's funny. Relevant. Maybe I just don't like the term "faggot"...

[CMrace]

Goes too far. Borderline bigotry on 2 fronts.

[tbcslayer]

lol omfg . the first christian that see this is gonna have a heart attack.

[inquiry10]

If Jesus looks anything like that picture he can come over and suck my cock any time.

:)

[farzanatasneem]

@inquiry10

Conviction of the reasonableness of theism and the tenousness of atheism usually in itself does not cause a man to accept practical theism. There seems to be an almost innate suspicion that the recognition of Deity will somehow rob one of freedom. To the scholar , who cherishes intellectual liberty, any thought of abridged freedom is specially dreadful.

–George Herbert Blount

[farzanatasneem]

Sir Arthur Keith, Anatomist and physical anthropologist who specialised in the study of fossil man said in 1953 that evolution was unproved and unprovable and that we believed in it only because the only alternative was special creation and that was UNTHINKABLE.

Scientists are thus agreed upon the validity of the evolution theory simply because , if they discard it, they will be left with no options but to believe in the concept of God

[Ultra4]

@farzanatasneem Oh really? and the ever increasing piles of evidence are just imaginary as well?

[Pablo113]

Funniest shit I have heard in a LONG TIME! Made my Day!

[ndyt]

No no no... He was straight, he married Mary Magdalen. But the catholics removed all that from the bible and burned it. True, just look up the Gospel of Mary.

[gravekeepersven]

@ndyt Because probably the head diocese in that era wanted it all gay or a hinting of over masculinity!

[daemonowner]

@ndyt The gospel of mary magdalene is a gnostic forgery.

[ndyt]

@daemonowner, what makes it a forgery and the others authentic?

[daemonowner]

@ndyt For a start, most gospels, letters and apocalypses are forged, including some in the new testament, and most of those that weren't forged, are anonymous. The gospel according to Mary is gnostic in nature which puts it at odds with the actual beliefs of the disciples and apostles, and we also have surviving manuscripts which we can compare with each other - thats how we determine alot of whats forged. Also, I question whether Mary would have written a gospel in the first place..

[ndyt]

@daemonowner, we don't know the author for most of the gospels nor do we have originals of any of them so they have no more proof then Mary's gospel.

[YourBrainOnReligion]

hahahahahaha just what in the holy fuck? lol

[Dar0A0Nakk]

just to let you know - theres a gay porn of 'the passion of the christ' - i hope that helps you

[pr0kris]

For some reason, I thought this song would go like "Sheena is a punk rocker" by The Ramones.

[SillyCyban]

@pr0kris I'm with you on that. :D

[Thayer79]

@pr0kris Oh that would so ROCK. I bet Jello Biafra would do it. He has a song called "Jesus was a Terrorist" So awesome!