fifty things (50 Things)

[merkinall]

I thought it was a video about Helena Blavatsky..

[tazmon122]

i wish i was pen pals with Ian.

[w3bgri3f3rz]

<3 Chuck

[BrownHoleGang]

Who throws a fucking egg at a person. What a bunch of mutts, hope they go to school accidently wearing their sisters jeans.

[jackerx5]

this was interesting

[filandaserafin]

I watch this video over and over again and I liked you longer than you know <3

[Orbrun]

u never rode a bike?!??!??

[xxTaylor6661]

your videos are pretty awesome dude, some of my favorite on youtube :D I wish I could subscribe, but right now youtube is being stupid... I will as soon as I can :)

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

i think u r more dangerous than u appear!!

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

What a complete waste of time for both you and me. Who gives a shit what you have done? It's like I make a video named Masturbation. 'I have masturbated 673 times.' The end.

[ea1power]

@HeadbangerFromHell14 You fail to see the point here. A lot of people watching youtube vids are actually "following" the youtubers and LIKE them as persons. We therefore like to get to know the people that posts ^^

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

@ea1power Yes, but people who actually ARE in love with these Youtubers can't possibly have a life. So why make a video for those people?

[BeckyForTheLULs]

wow, what a faggot 1:06

[din0core]

cool name dropping.

[Doobicals]

Learn to ride a bike you cheese

[Doobicals]

Learn to ride a bike u cheese

[PAINmedia]

Uhh I have licked my dad's ass while masturbating to the voice of a guy in halo 3

[OrinjFlames24]

I used to wear braces for 2 years and your not allowed to drink soda with braces, and to this day (which is 3 years after braces were off) never drank one soda

[thedragonforce10]

why is everybody thumbing down your comment? I gave it a thumbs up!

[m2mfan4eva]

@OrinjFlames24 I wear braces and I'm getting em off next month. But... I've always drunk soda. You're allowed to. Lol.

[jason815miller]

I've gone a years without drinking pop

[kekle3]

"I masturbate feriusly every night to the sound of my own voice"

[medowXmidnight]

omg lol

[xxxxfatcatxxxx]

DUDE! i heared cuting your own hair give u bad luck! u should stop doing that~!

[thedragonforce10]

it's spelled heard idiot.

[Cardywhite111]

I think you are amazing...and sweet

[greenyougurt3]

Are you drunk or blind ?

[GrahamSimmonds666]

It's because your a moron!

[MusicMan794]

HAAHAHAHAHHAH

[StormTheIndustry]

One morning, I stayed up all night long just watching 50 Things videos. Yours was one of the last ones I watched before heading downstairs and acting like I had just woken up. Yours touched me the most. It's a lovely video and it's one of my favorite videos of all time.

<3

[medowXmidnight]

wow......

[uminimemini123]

Haha, you're pretty cool. And you made me the proud owner of 5 bucks. (a friend bet 5 bucks that your 50 things would be really lame. I said that they would be cool. THANK YOU FOR BEING COOL!

[theslayer22]

hey congrats on the last one!

[Shaloomxthexpylon]

Im crying x'D

[Jbellaire]

Very interesting, I found the "chic across my ass" very funny.

[imadudetteandyeah]

You are very interesting!  :D

[FlamingHomelessDude]

thumbs up for going 2skool fucked up

[ReAwakenedProduction]

Shooting screaming trailing bottle rockets at cars is hilarious.

[swimsuitissue123]

cool video x

[CuddlesMcT]

hes made love? O: yeah!!! mah man XD

[MindTheDrift]

go fuck yourself at least hes got a personality and something interesting to say

[CuddlesMcT]

i wasnt being sarcastic dumbass..im not being negative about him..its called reading the text fool...you should try it sometime

[pickleperfection]

gimp.

[RedRocketBlaze]

Don't really know why, but i like this. :)

[OneLoved2288]

lol

[frekinawsm1111]

haha lol this is the best one (50 things)

[thefreshprince26]

cool

[worshiphans2]

learn to ride a bike mister :o

[thisworldbystorm]

The fact that you have pen palled with Ian Mackaye is fucking awsome.

[MegaCatcatcat]

baaaaaaaah

[roshpaz]

Damnn man

You're awesome(:

[dkbmx85]

wow, really?

[tankgurl79]

that was funny

[Princess7131]

I liked the jeans one.

Chic.

Haha (;

[aphsknight74]

This is actually pretty good man.

[wiseoldowlsayhoo]

creeper...

[windchimex]

some of these were very impressive!...well done!...some were off the chain...and some were a bit weird...no offense ...ciao ...!

[GirlThatGames247]

KickAss Vid Love It!!! Lov All Yer Vids xDD

[valouu15]

I have never learned how to ride a bike too! Haaa, I am not the only one anymore!! :P

[xoGracie9]

your kind of creepy

[balesberry]

wat.

[1red3soxfan5]

you have no life----no offence

[SaoPauloOrBust]

You're Ian MacKaye's pen pal?

Dude.

I am officially subscribing to this channel.

[JugglerMaxx]

was that the deal for your book on YouTube?

cos i have that book and it's awesome!

[streetybee]

shut up you fat wanker!!

[VicTimProductions]

This guys pretty badass

[lenarox]

i love chuck palahniuk! haunted is like, the best book ever. ^_^

[horsechampion78]

lol

[jepardy]

what publishing company did you use?

[brianvlog]

It says O'Reilly on the paper.

[jepardy]

you're very bright and disciplined. nice. my favorite 50's info so far. I've done the msg thingy too. lol

[JAKIschwarz]

You're my favourite.

[HeapyLovesMetallica]

u sed friends were fuckin next to u...im pretty sure that..u dont have any friends and u made love in the back of a car....stop lying...ur a virgin

[robynnealane]

I guess I never saw this before.

I think I need to watch more older videos.

If the bike thing is not one of those things that's no longer true, that makes me happy. I can't ride a bike either, and everyone thinks it's crazy.

[jigster101]

OMG HAHA YOUR FUNNYY

[ShynSpryt4]

God, I love watching facts about other people it's so cool.

[nessaheartsray]

blah,blah,blah

[nessaheartsray]

it's sad.....lol

[Lulinix]

And just when I thought I was the onely person older than 10 that didnt know how to ride a bike.

[bradleysims]

THSI GUT CHATS BULL SHIT ITS SO RANDOM

[kaitlynnokay]

HAHAHA sisters jeans.

I love you!! <3

[fatboyfinn]

you have really done it all...

[cuitestuff369]

??? kind of creepy for me

[ElizabethManson]

FACT:ive watched this video twice without regretting it because i liked it...

[classychick44]

thatss such a horrible thing to say!!! dont listen to him cos this is funny lol :)

[Ludwag511]

And those are the only 9 words you know.

[dancin4life12]

you're awesome!

[iamcchan]

I watched this video once and did not regret it

[blondbeaner]

dude, you forgot i've taken a shower this year but only once. wow with the greasy hair!

[graffitiballz]

i love reefer

[graffitiballz]

dude in my senior year i went to school high more often than not

[postit001]

*blankstare*

[QcFrontline]

1:06 - 1:10 best thing x]

[JanuaryFriday]

:|...

[sammiesykes]

if you've got advanced copys, have you gotten pygmy yet?

so exciteddd!

[jadeallisonlove]

um.

[RockIforILyfe]

you forgot teen idles when you said ian mackaye ;D

[Floop695]

You're interesting.

[jjssaa123]

This video is really creepy, and sort of sad, but really good.

[NeonTaylor]

Im not sure why but this video is like amazing. Its like deep you know.

And the weird part is I dont even know who you are. But ill fav it anyway for it is amazing.

:{D

[chickadee1028]

Good to know that you remember Texas for jellyfish stings. We have a lot more to offer you know!

[ElleBabeh]

i want to get henna done.

[FancyNewAmie]

Here's another one: YOU clearly don't have a life and should spend less time leaving mean youtube comments and go get one.

[mafala123]

the only one who doesent have a life is somone who would waste their and my time replying to a comment posted by somone so fuck off

[FancyNewAmie]

Good spelling of "your" in your comment there buddy, how about you spell correctly when you insult people? It makes you sound rather unintelligent when you don't.

[JumBilla09]

that was interesting

[conawillvlog]

What do you say at 1.54?

[katiechan8]

"i've auto-refreshed"

[iwasalildifferent15]

i'm just glad i'm not the only one who wore blue jeans to a funeral >.>

[kakashiwithoutmask]

I love it when people pour out their souls like this to random strangers...

I didn't learn to ride a bike until the 8th grade :o

[thx140544]

its... cool, like... vulnerable

[kattafly]

this made me laugh so much :)

in a nice way :/

[whadyano]

lol he wants us to believe hes not a virgin

[bluepaperplanes]

I like this video.

[KlipDaMobster]

i think maybe i jus might hate you

[Ciumacabra]

you're more gayer than that asian asshole.

[darknessdreams]

the first thing you said was SO freaky oh my lord

[heftyhotpants]

i like you

[bangpopbang]

creeeeeeeepsterrrrrr

[Rockerchick4676]

Wow.

[Jovifan239]

there was something there that i heard about you never learnt to ride a bike gotta say this neither did I lol

[passmethatbong]

That shit was freaking gold,

good luck with the book

[rae09900]

i think you should go make some fuzzy tacos.

[AlloThereFelix]

GAH.

I'm jealous about the Palahniuk detail.

[charlottepoet]

you have an awesome 50 list :)

skipped school for a poetry reading is of course my favorite

[dudethatisawesome1]

#51 been called a petifile

[n00bzauce]

pedophile

[passmethatbong]

hahahahaha, oh shit

[vulcanbirdbrain]

this was by far the best 50 things video ive seen ... i kinda hoped that would mean more but i reallyhavent seen that many ... any way ..great video!

[Jooshman54]

i think ur the person behind the fear 2 cases!!

[sukmaiduk]

im normally a jackass when i comment youtube vidoes, but oddly enough, not this time, not this time.

[scope195]

u are so funni!!! i love u man (in the most non gay way possible.)

[kaylaishollywood]

haahah, your really funny,

and the best partt is you dont even try;]

[jovanishuman36]

haha thats soooo 100% true

[mechabobby]

you. are now my hero for the week d00d. i swear.

[vicoxinter]

hahaha u look like my old maths tutor!! XD

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

whooo!! WASHINGTON!!.. thats where i live

[hayezdaisy]

haha..that was so funny

NOT!!

[nickissocoolliketoo]

Something tells me you enjoyed saying that just a little too much. lol. no offense to the user, I was just looking through the comments and I see "Thanks bi**h" and I just started cracking up.

[nickissocoolliketoo]

I KNEW YOU NEVER DID YOUR 5AG VIDEOS ON MONDAY!!!

lol. You are so insanely lucky to have a dad that would agree to something like that! Also, Henna tattoos are amazing. Finally, I never knew that you were so outgoing. Sure, I could tell you were a prankster but I would never suspect you to throw a bottle gun at a car! How interesting!

<33333

-Nick

[freespeechforyou]

test

[cofcfemmes]

Cool!

[cuppycake1gumdrop]

rock on man!!

[katymayftw]

Congrats on your book deal- I've been to jail, for violence against a boy-friend...more than once

[LenloTheTraveller]

Why do some Americans always have these weird outrages where they post incoherent comments full of swear words and references to being gay?

[simon345978]

because being gay is like uncool you ignorant fuck ima stab you in the face you slimy traveler bastard wtf kinda name is lenlo anyway you should go suck this dudes cock and sixty nine him mofo

[LenloTheTraveller]

You're calling ME ignorant? I hope you're not really 26, because you are so immature, 'cause

I know 9 year olds who are more polite than you. Anyway, what's wrong with my Youtube name? It's not harming anyone, unlike you, who's apparently going to "stab me, in the face,"

...all bark and no bite

[nickissocoolliketoo]

If you aren't American, please, I beg of you, DON'T get your idea of how Americans are from this idiot. Not everyone in America is a hater. Not all of us like swearing. Not all of us are homophobic. It's just enough, though, to give people the wrong impression. Just don't listen to simon345978. He is obviously someone who takes pride in trying to beat others down in vain.

-Nick, a nonhating nonswearing American

<3

[bricwashere]

y can we b who we r with out others judging us? why do we have to judge each other?

-Bricwashere, a nonhating, swearing, citizen of this place called earth

[nickissocoolliketoo]

That's a good point? Why can't we just listen to what others have to say and reserve the right to agree or disagree without being a pain about it? My comment was just trying to show that stereotypes shouldn't be made period, but most definitely not off of haters. In an ideal world, such things wouldn't exist. Unfortunately, the world isn't ideal at all, and judging has become a part of human nature. How happy our lives would be without it.

-Nick

[nickissocoolliketoo]

*That's a good point!*

Only I would correct the grammar on a comment I made a month ago. -_-

[LenloTheTraveller]

lol! I have a lot of cool, and clever American freinds. I did say "some" Americans. You can go to bed tonight feeling content that I don't think every American on Earth are stupid ^^ America is cool. There are just some people who have to ruin that :(

[LenloTheTraveller]

O.o a lot of typo's in that post...hehe

[nickissocoolliketoo]

lol. And thanks. Odd though it may sound, I was actually worried. ^^ Mainly because world opinion of America is constantly going down because of our President (not president elect), and I'm worried that when I try to make friends in other countries then every single person will go away because I'm American. I literally had a nightmare about that.

And to clarify, I love America and I'm proud to be an American, and even more so once Bush is out of office.

-Nick

[Razyelgore]

OMG u just recorded on monday in 5OG :D

[filandaserafin]

hi alan! I want to tell you, that I love your videos, especially your vlogs. you have such a nice calm voice and I love to listen to you, no matter what you tell :)

oh, and I can watch this video over and over again (haha, I am such a fangirl!)

[ElizabethAliceCarey]

I have watched this video so many times...