My New Boyfriend + Target HAUL

[doremigracie]

This is JUST like me and my best friend. I love it too much!

[kickmyask82]

girl, you're pretty! just saying..

[EvictedTennant]

NO ONE listens to Nickleback! You brought that up and that's why he had to break character.

Seriously, you guys kick ass.

[yanasitta]

Thsssspeed metal LOL!

[llamaboy9000]

i laughed this WHOLE VIDEO...and i never laugh...

[neptuniumforest]

the first moment i saw his face i was like "hes gay".... watch out

[PerlitaHabanera]

straight and narrow heee

[lovestori98]

'white stripes are like 30,000 dollars' XD

[lovestori98]

Lol!! Hahaha omg his eyes are gorge!

[lintismylifebro]

SHE IS LAUGHING WITH HER FRIEND MY GOD SHE IS SO CUTE MY GOD

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. I "aww!!"ed out loud, alone.

[penatibusx]

whitening strips are like for 3000 dollaras and you got them for $3, holy shit. jahahahahahaaha u guys are amazeballs.

[Ghestahl2006]

 LOLS you guys are AWESOME!!! ^_^

[ALLbeletsHAPPY]

...i just shit my pants >.<

[MarinaNomNom]

he wears gayliner lol

[LaneOfJane]

You both have excellent eyebrows. You should have a child, just for the sake of the world's excellent-eyebrowed future

[freyadixonrockz]

@LaneOfJane That comment made my day.

[peacerocks4307]

a little tmi there

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

hahah I love rustydarockstar!!! and hes soooo cute!!

[LeftofWrong]

I have no idea how you two kept straight faces for as long as you did. xD

[lilymoon0f0]

my dog just got done watching this he lovvves you, can he be your newest minion

[shelbycan]

"I'm about to piss my pants" hahahaha, you two are hilarious

[anthonyyungkans]

TOMB RAIDER POSTER!!!!!

[DrBassShredder]

In the thumbnail it looks like he has teh downs :D

[SPROUSELOVER224]

what else do u think? "anal sex ._." lol i love this xDD

[wesellflagpoles]

why oh why do all these sexy men have to be gay omggggg

[NaRuToCrUsHeR]

Oh my gut it hurts from laughing too much

[Leerrick]

at first I thoguht the "no rub formula" was a new ky-jelly item, i was like what??

LOL

[juliagoolia72]

I like nascaar and eyeliner. LOL

[IstalkBananas]

Seriously this had me fucking crying with laughter!!!

[Maria29493]

"I like vagina" lol

[Linoliscious]

OMG so funny

[Maria29493]

This was so funny. subscribed

[ifyouseekdanielle]

im about to piss my pants ... LMAO!

[ALLbeletsHAPPY]

Im so jealous! I LOVE THAT SCENT (: lololololololol

[al13forreal]

drunk as hell

[BelvedereDivan]

truckstops...

[kizzy75]

I have that body spray....

[HALEYOMG5]

hahahaa i love you two!

[missvile07]

LOL.

I love Mattie.

MORE VIDS WITH YOU BOTH.

[amberadrenalinetm]

ahaha i love it.

[Imogence]

4:56 AHHHHAHAHAHHAHAAA

[ChikenMuffinz]

that dude is as straight as a rainbow.

[residentsweetie]

Yup..........yup...........

[BeautifulDirtyRich19]

LOL i overate at a baby shower haha <3

[LGSoundFanatic1026]

This made my day

[oneawesomefreak1]

i love this

[hurthammy]

wait wait! so is he gay or what??

[Chaoticgaming360]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay, and not funny.

[gmaballet]

LOL BEST VIDEO EVER! more matty k and jpmetz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCutiepie17]

He's gay right?

[ItsFlapJack]

@TheCutiepie17 Yes he is. He makes a better gay man than straight in my opinion XD

[zelda12353]

I also fantasize about Hugh Jackman. We should hang out sometime.

[Usagiflower]

Oh my... and eyeliner!

[rustydarockstar]

Gay men do NOT change their voices. The "gay" voice is my real voice. My boyfriend sounds totally straight. U can't choose your intonation.

[rachellouise0205]

LMAO he's hilarious!

[kathryned1991]

Was it only the Australians who got the anti-cigarette ad on their screen? Haha Justine, the Australian Government is on to you.

[FluffyKittenMEOW]

"NO RUB BITCH!"

[RammyHamster5]

I heard a couple lisps in there. I'm starting to not believe his heterosexuality. Hmmmmm....

[gothicmetalfreak]

I almost believed it up until he said "Totally into the pussy". :P

[CandKrocknroll]

omg, the last second. ;)

[bunzenbee]

I quite enjoyed this video.

[MzzKottonKandy]

I wonder who your alcoholic friend is...

[billyboe92]

"NO-RUB BITCH!"

[cmf879]

3:26 the cigarette light is purple :o

[123whyhellothere456]

he still pronounces his 's's feminine! haha, I have that same problem when I try to talk like a man...I still sound like a girl only because I pronounce my s femininely -.-

[EscapeNewJersey]

Next time you try to play straight you may want to skip the mascara application!! Does Jpmetz have a have some kind of "worm hole" connecting some gay parallel universe to her basement delivering a never ending supply of queers do populate her videos?!?!?

[Specialcookie246]

I like the bitches in bikinis hahah

[aDisabledRabbit]

JP, Id go straight for you...shouldn't be too difficult, considering your manly energy. ;-) Muahahaha.

[crazytired]

I totally work at target. I have no idea what I would do if you went to where I work... I WOULD FALL TO THE GROUND and shout I'M NOT WORTHY I'M NOT WORTHY

[Sirrahlala]

MattieK does a sexy drunk straight guy impression. One could get lost in that smouldering yet vacant gaze.

[maleekmonroe1]

HE REMINDS ME OF QUENTIN TARRANTINO. OR LIEK HES BE RELATED TO HIM AND LESS CREEPY :)

[Hellen813]

@maleekmonroe1 I know, right? he totally looks like Tarantino. sooo cool!

[tiannUH]

I do not like his voice like that...

[xdrownmeinlove]

NO RUB, BITCH

[forgottengirlx3]

I hate dove deodorant, it never works for me. Secret all the way.

[cheeto55]

haha, couldnt even keep a straight face jpmetz...lol

[Jessica45578]

This video was out of control I watched it sooo many times and was laughing hysterically every time.

[lissahxox]

oh my god this made me laugh out loud

[EscapeMyFatee]

his eye brows gave him away and the guy liner

[trvlcat]

He can't possibly like those ugly purses that should have gone down in the flood! Otherwise, he's going to have to turn in his gay card.

[VidaVida98]

I heading to target

[perry2014]

His hat gave him away.

[blackberryjuice1]

Hey JPMetz, here's a hint, you can't have a gay man as a boyfriend. Just thought I'd let you know, you've made that mistake a couple times earlier. Just want the best for your future prospects.

[TheWhiteyLightnin]

@blackberryjuice1 It's a joke. kthx

[Kookyiey1]

@blackberryjuice1, wtf the whole thing was a joke idiot.

[mrvictor60]

When did you send out the boyfriend applications?

[yellogurl3]

Justines signature frown

Bootytiful

[angeldemovamp77]

"I uhh over ate at a baby shower.." funniest thing I ever heard!!

[prettyblonde1990]

Yeah, I like the bitches in bikinis! HAHAHHAHAHAAA!

[Whipopotamus]

NO SMOKING!!!

[missmarlensita]

He looks like Chris Colfer :D

[TmakesV]

Locates

[TheJgntv]

im about to piss my pants XD

[100sbo10]

....was the butter supposed to go on ur face?

[WereSoPhinx]

I wonder how many of your perv minions are at Target right now huffing that exact deoderant, hmmmm.

[LegendxOfxZach]

Only JPMetz could even make a gay man love her. c:

[yakko789]

haha, this is awesome!

[BuildingHP]

"anal sex" ... "He also likes ME" Lmafoooooooooo

[thelockerroom1]

You guys are so funny!

[jpmetz]

@thelockerroom1 thanks the frig

[terpprm]

I believe truck stops is the biggest gay site ever...lol

[Pauloid]

nearly lost is at 'truck stops' but you found your way back.

[themeglacey]

justin's maple almond butter is AMAZINGGGGG.

[whatsaphillaconopie]

BITCH NO! You date, you date Nicola.

[augustlilly]

"They need to go change their underpants right now." But what if you're not wearing any?

[immacrunchypinecone]

"he likes to listen to nickelback"

....you basically shot yourself in the foot with that one haha

[TalkingAndStuff]

you guys are cute :) <3 hehehe

[emilaaaybby]

ahahhaha funny

[PrincessWormGuts]

"There were puddles."

omg xD

[TheNinjaGirlfriend]

LOL what a video to watch just days after finding out my ex is gay....

[jpmetz]

@TheNinjaGirlfriend ouch....

[TheNinjaGirlfriend]

@jpmetz It did explain the whole...professional dancer/ wears brightly colored skinny jeans thing....I told my mother and her response was "LOL I TOLD YOU!!!"

[TheFoxyninja]

dude i just jizzed my pants when i saw that contact solution

[jpmetz]

@TheFoxyninja that bonus deal was mother f'in BOSS

[TheFoxyninja]

@jpmetz Very boss better than walmart bonuses

[flickerchocho]

LOL!

[llaurentaylorrful]

ahahahha this made me laugh sooooo hard!

[FadetoOctober]

I use that deodarent. It's amazing.

[MattLFraser]

Nickleback - That didn't help is straight case lol.

[MrGSmurfette]

can i get one of those pics?

[sayanythingbr00ke]

Im glad Matt also wears eyeliner, just like Mattie K

[WorstSingersEver]

"You, You know, my life is So much better now " !!!

[AdamMiguelBro]

As soon as you said nickelback, that solidified that this was fake.

[rumenfingers]

i love you guys XD

[1w4nn4]

lmao. at first i thought the cigarette was fake and then i'm like oh wait... XD

he's awesome! :)

[PlatypusGuitar]

congratulations on the deodorant and toothpaste!

[jpmetz]

@PlatypusGuitar THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Deathant]

"Three dollars! Three Dollars! Holy shit, I wanted to kill myself." That line made me laugh, the frig.

[Dorothy124]

hip hop speed meta :D

[lyerlyreddwarf]

I have that same deodorant AND body spray! haha I love it. :)

[kajfbe]

i just broke up with my boyfriend today and his name is matt...

[BrandonnAllann]

@kajfbe Congratulations.

[kajfbe]

@BrandonnAllann thanks :P

[mchavarria91]

I DIED when you said he likes to listen to Nickelback! xD

[soupalex]

@mchavarria91 "Hip Hop Speed Metal" killed me.

[ferre347]

hey if you're always crapping your pant I think you should concider wearing a diper or something1

[thislifesworthliving]

i love how matt is not smoking, its all for show!!! <3

[katinatreesee]

lolz :D

[iamraynbow]

"No rub bitch!"

[TheTrueVirus]

jpmetz is extremely adorable when she's stoned.

[jpmetz]

@TheTrueVirus nope i wasn't, I am that awesome even when i'm stone cold sober believe it or not

[superdyyduper]

its really annoying me coz it looks like robbie isnt taking it down!

[ironbith]

lol Love dustys voice! lol still the eyeliner tho! lol This is even more disturbing than the nicky & u coming on to each other! lol

[crespiflorez]

straight and narrow lololol I could almost see the vomit coming up every time he said pussy or vagina lolol

[LifeIsABish]

Oh, my. I could say so much.

[kylekid1223]

OMG!!! YOUR THE BARGIN QUEEN!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

[kylekid1223]

GOD!! Hes sooo Sexy!!

[kylekid1223]

wow!! he sounds soo sexy o_o <3

[shimirabilis]

Noone listens to Nickleback.

[captainchaela]

tom raider <3

[allysmusic14]

this might be one of my favorite jpmetz videos ever.

[Lazytownbaby]

She looks drunk!

[bakingcookies789]

i made a game out of counting how many faces justine made trying to hold back her laughter. I counted 8 times.

[mooncowslow]

you do know that this video is gay(like actually gay, the male is gay) then anti-gay at the same time? target promotes antigay groups. please stop going to target.

[corkydawl84]

LOL I just bought the exact same deodorant. I feel privileged to now not-stink the same way JPMETZ does.

[andiestreet]

i use the saaaaaaaaame ass deod. our pits match. awesome

[pandabearmadnezz]

hey justine. I saw through your older video yesterday (because I'm obsessed with you) and I saw a series you, soundlyawake, this guy and some other people did called trash and treasure. first of all, that series was awesome :D secondly, any chance of bringing that back?

[jpmetz]

@pandabearmadnezz good stalking, minion! i would love to!

[heyginaaa]

best haul ever.

[raynebowlocket]

it's like being taken to church

[MsLovcom]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy­

[jessicamaybailey]

omg i have the same deodrant as justine omg life is better now

[cupcakesnvamps]

didnt he work at forever 21??

[BlahBlah62981]

Haha I love how his voice changed immediately when he said he was gay..

[jillybnz2379]

Silly shits!

[MiZzVentura89]

No Rub Bitch! Lol...

[inuyashaxx]

That Target contact solution is THE BEST.

[xXGaticaXx]

This oatmeal is incredibly delicious.

[oreocookietastic]

Oh God, Mattie looks way better with his hair out of his face.

[xLoveEmmax]

Oh the sarcasm in this video :)

[HatsuneMikuVocaloid2]

YOU HAVE THE SAME DEODORANT SCENT AS MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER OH GOD