I'm not a chicken you're a turkey!

[FourthDerivative]

I bet his friends call him the Comeback Kid

[Keiferm1]

I guess the turkey is

*puts on glasses*

baked.

[Bloxy123]

I would have gotten a pizza.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

"Shoot that fucker in the face!"

[acceptthis01]

With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

[gannon1op]

get high and then get a pizza duh thats what you do

[stinkoman2x6]

OH SHIT SON

[ChachiTelevision1979]

Drug dealers are dorks...and we don't talk to dorks. Therefore, we don't talk to drug dealers.

[2smoothbra]

yeah real smart who ever made this add lol.. thats right kids next time a dealer whos twice your size offers u FREE drugs just insult him then push him out of your way, thats bound to go down really well....

[wheedler]

@2smoothbra You jive turkey!

[ZombiePhysics]

That locker slam makes it all the better.

20 seconds later "Forgot my Math book" *gets stuffed in locker*

[Haloman315]

Seriously, who has pot in the 6th grade?

[jaxblade07]

THis was my favorite comeback when I was 6 years old LMFAO XD

[iLoveJackingOn]

3 people are turkeys

[Nightsofdream]

a class taught by the ninja turtles

how did i miss that class growing up

[angelmarine1292]

@Nightsofdream GET OUT OF HERE CRITIC!

[nschario]

Cartoon all stars to the rescue.

[6thcomm]

don't even TALK to them.!

[kefkaROX]

Unfortunately, because Billy is NOT a total pussy, he instead laughed his ass off, punched Joey in the face, and stuffed him into his locker. He then smoked the pot. Because he could.

[AnuvKH]

This ad made me try weed.

[EdsEnemy]

@ZornSunshine I fucking lol'd.

[unkwonstudios]

So.........COSMIC......

[MrJaxreid]

What the heck is an 11 year old doing with pot?! But anyways EPIC WIN

[an50331]

you know... marijuana

[babyhilts]

No Michaelangelo, you get the pizza AFTER you smoke the pot.

[LuwiigiMaster]

Why is there such an incentive to stop illegal drug use when they can crack down on it? It's especially apparent with smoking. "Yeah, smoking will kill you, and we urge you not to smoke, but it isn't illegal!"

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

MARIJUANA!

[icemanjohnson00]

smoking green right now ...guess im a turkey .....ha ha ha

[hassmann2000]

Will never smoke pot.......

[Zero0ftheArk]

Lol such nostalgia

[Migz2Cold]

Getting a pizza is what I would do.

[TheCaledioScope]

@Migz2Cold Me too.

[Parasite1101]

... Nah i think i prefer the get a pizza idea, yumm :]

[jncriton]

oh sure getting a pizza will solve the mariwana problums real smart mike real smart

though on the other hand.....munch munch munch

[GrapeDrink4Life]

Thumbs up if you actually remember watching this when you were younger. Definitely a classic!

[shalpp]

What is a 5th grader doing with weed

[saphireroze001]

pizza!

thats using your noodle, mikey!!!

dont do drugs, do pizza!

[ZenDeividdo]

The pizza suggestion CAN'T simply be a coincidence =/

[ErasmusBasset]

Yeah, but drug-dealers have lots of money, while you're living in a sewer, Donatello, so...

[saphireroze001]

@ErasmusBasset

donatello is being smart in the sewers

and living a healthy life style while drug dealers are o.ding on the sreets.

[BCJEntertainment247]

If the cartoon turtle's say so, I HAVE to not smoke pot. Not that pot is halucinoginic, but still.

[DoctorExplosion]

Get a pizza!

[kaymay12345]

You know your high when the ninja turtles start talking back to you

[beagle412]

7 year olds do not smoke pot!

[pheatonv8]

you what i would take that pod smoke it all and then say to him that he is a turkey

[6Satan6Archist6]

I totally remember this commercial from when I was a little kid. The funny thing is that I actually searched for this (call it nostalgia) and was surprised that I actually found it.

[Conkerdeath]

This made kids want pot even more, they wanted to really hang with the ninja turtles.

[FlameG102]

"Im not a chicken! You're a turkey!"

*trips out*

That was... Cosmic...

[CrackaPhresh]

I like turkey ya fucin bich!

[CrackaPhresh]

I like turkey ya fucin bich!!!!!!



[TheShadowManiac360]

Modern Day way- I'm not a Pussy your a PENIS......that was cosmic

[demonguy1234]

those are the thinnest joints i've ever seen xD

[omfgARISTO]

I guarantee you. Actualy, I GARUNFUCKINGTEE you, that the creator of TMNT was high when he created it.

[cole3454657]

what a comeback... seriously i would be devasted if i got put down like that drug dealer did.

[Allstar564]

mmmmmmmmmm..... chicken

[Soulstealer92]

I can picture that in modern day...

"I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!"

"I didn't say chicken asshole, I called you a little bitch" *beats the crap out of the little kid*

[PufferBluntman]

- Get a pizza!

- Get real...

- Or maybe get some nachos!...

- Michaelangelo, wtf?

- Oh, sorry, dude, I just have the greatest munchies in my life, all I can think about is junk food.

[BrianLG100]

cowabunga

[GashisDX]

I would've gotten high then ate some pizza. Sounds like fun.

[dextreme69]

he was just gonna give it to him. take the joints then get a pizza

[artwritesyou]

I would've just gotten the pizza. Veggie lovers. ALL THE WAY!

[jannecechmanek]

When will drug dealers learn they should charge for the pot instead of giving it out. What kind of 12 year old drug dealer talks loudly about selling pot?

[artwritesyou]

@jannecechmanek The kind who gets called a turkey and gets shoved by someone half his size. COWABUNGA! :-D

[Bendzsi93NEW1]

Im not a chicken

You are an asshole!

uhm no, turkey sounds better xd

[Saotik]

Turkey only really works when accompanied by the word "jive". eg. "Man, you a jive turkey."

[azoku]

Pretty sure pizza's #1 for someone who has the munchies.

[navierstalks]

Is there some sort of colloquial American usage for the word 'turkey'? To me, turkey is either a bird or a country... This comeback is a complete non sequitur.

[IwillKillYourCereal]

@navierstalks Believe it or not, a "turkey" was a sort of ebonics term for "loser" or "dork". It was mostly used in the 60's and 70's, which is why so many people today have never heard of this usage.

[navierstalks]

@IwillKillYourCereal Thanks!

[Dgamer21]

greatest comeback ever

[coodoo17]

Nobody... calls me... CHICKEN!

*gets baked*

[rossyxan]

Billy Sleeze 1982-1993 RIP

[davesecx]

get a pizza is the correct answer if he took the drugs.

[Alexjr1543]

That comeback is so terrible that it's awesome.

[lol70719]

wow thats so doesnt happan in real life.

[chethebadass]

offering him two free joints, that guy was just being a really good friend

[joecool759]

let me get it straight: 1. joey gets offered 3 free joints. 2. joey calls this kid a turkey 3. joey shoves this kid (who is clearly twice his size) as he walks away. JOEY = "THE TURKEY"

[zachy3621]

I'd be like... Weed... FREE!?

Gimme some of that shit

[waltdisney19282008]

@zachy3621 ok *gives him the pot*

[zachy3621]

@waltdisney19282008 IMMA BE GETTIN HIGH

[dt135531]

weirdest commercial ever....

[WhitePresents]

hahahahahaha! COSMIC!

[GrowTheTruth]

Dude! He turned down free pot! WTF? Haha!

[jerez1yabut]

whoa what was cosmic

[femtau]

that kids like 6

[yahoozle123]

Aw snap.

[Hindermore]

is he died?

[teddibaker]

That drug dealer kid got PWND!

[XIXNayRXIX]

Wow, this was so freaking funny. This isn't real.... Is it?

[ToastieWafflez]

Best comeback ever.

[TheLovMj]

XDDDD

[darksabath94]

hahaha if i'd seen this when i was younger, i probably would have never smoked pot, i wouldve believed anything the ninja turtles said!

[fudge1monkey]

aha, ahahah, ahahahahaa

[saxmanplaya]

I just watched this while extremely baked. and im laughing my assssssssss off

[ThePayneBlack]

YOU'RE A TURKEY!!!!! xDDDDDDDD

[Blooberry95]

I saw this on Nostalgia critic. I laughed so hard I might have died a little inside.

[sto12m]

was it the Cartoon all stars one?

[Blooberry95]

@sto12m I think it was the Top 11 Drug PSAs

[death5089]

alright that was pretty fuckin gay.

[AFunnyWhisper]

Weaaaall...

It was corny, stupid, idiotic, uncreative, weird, tasteless, moronic, ludicrous, meaningless, naive, and witless...

But it wasn't gay. There was nothing in it about sexuality...

[DetectiveSneakyc]

Best.Comeback.Line.Ever.

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

I like when The Nostalgia Critic is making fun of this and he asks how he missed the class taught by the Ninja Turtles.

[wingsofhope2]

Tch

Stupid kid should've gotten a pizza...

[Oerjeke]

This kid is full of win

[lightspeedius]

Drug dealers ARE dorks. They always try and gyp ya.

[cavsfan000]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[charlievrw]

lol FAIL kid forgot to lock his locker

[yaktr12]

after 1 hour later they found the bullys dead body

[xxAvengedxDeathbatxx]

hahahaha.

[Nortel12]

Get a pizza!!

[SmokeSriker125]

"I'm not a chicken you're a turkey!" has to be the greatest come back I have ever heard.

[waltdisney19282008]

@SmokeSriker125 i agree XD

[projectshadow99]

@SmokeSriker125 only slightly beating out "Drug dealers are dorks!"

[TF2Fan101]

@SmokeSriker125 IT'S SO COSMIC!!!! -NC

[link5205]

drug dealers aren't dorks, they give you candy kiddies, :D

[vperu91]

"Drugdealers are dorks" well said

[stockmaster1982]

I remember this commercial when i was a kid!

lol~

[TomatoSpud5]

Y'know, MARIJUANA?

[Farmhadamoos]

It's that easy to get pot these days..."sigh"...

[Farmhadamoos]

How did he even get the pot in the first place...:)

[DolphinBello]

Right, cuz all 12 year olds can easily get their hands on pot.

[needabox2live]

Watch this baked. Guaranteed you'll laugh your fucking ass off.

[combinownage]

"Snatch the pot from him and sell it for double"

[nsr4interpol]

@combinownage LMAO!

[stevostevie]

"I'm not a chicken, Im Rick James bitch!"

[0Jakers07]

i did not understand the tmnt part of that, "get a teacher"

and there like "GET A PIZZA"

wtf

[Thelostboy808]

when you get stoned you sometimes get real hungry.and it was meaning get stoned and get a pizza.

[0Jakers07]

i understand the munches, i just didnt get the reason why it was a sugestion

[Thelostboy808]

I think it was like the other suggestion to 'getting a teacher' but trying not to make it too obvious to people that the other suggestion was to get stoned

[aaron3299]

"GET A PIZZA!"

He obviously has the munchies.

[400PrImApEsPiSs]

a turkey... thats the best they could come up with?!

[kazlara]

farkin hell those kids are young...as if

[TeddyClaire987]

I'M NOT A CHICKEN YOUR A TURKEY! LOLOL

[pampamproductions]

i dont get it

[Ookamiboy12]

yeah kids! listen to the giant mutated talking turtles that are named after painters and know ninjitsu... wait what the hell did i just say?

[howdyimme]

im not a chicken, your a turkey! I wish my teachers were the TMNT.

[supermanalexk]

pizza for the munchies

[tisbutafleshwound]

He should have gotten that pizza, man.

[invadercheeze]

I lol'd at the way the kid pronounces marijuana.

"Pot. Ya know, MAAAIRUWANNA??!"

[Scarazoni]

The thing is, I remember watching this as a kid and all it did was make me MORE curious about drugs.

[AeroZero21]

oh gawd, make a good commercial for christ sake or more people are gonna do it

[loktono]

wish some1 offered me a joint in third grade.....

[wblstudios]

I remembered this shit frame for frame.

[JesusWasStupid]

Since when do 3rd graders deal drugs?

[larkhainan]

Since when do people deal drugs TO 3rd graders? where's the money in that

[Dronetek1]

This commercial was burnt in to my memory

[Punkrocker9143]

dude that ninja turtle has the right idea...get a pizza

[comicbookfan19]

damn right

[demonguy1234]

@Punkrocker9143 yeah especially after the pot xD

[Daraabstar]

He offers him 3 fat joints for free and he call him a turkey WTF

[greendayfan234]

that is the best comeback in all of history.

SO amazing that he was considered too

powerful among mortals and seen as a threat

to the Gods and was immediately struck down the

next day.

[NightHikaruWoW]

lol

soo epic, the next day, that drug dealer killed himself

[BigALittleARon]

I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey. ZZzzzzing!

[ldzp68]

looks like mike nd ralphie got the munchies

[emre71emre71]

Since 1453 the mother of the Greeks are managed

[daring22]

An angelic choir sang their best that day Joey said that line, as he was then accepted as the God among Gods on Mount Olympus which even Zeus had to bow to in the glory and shame that he did not say that line first. Joey has since then gone on to conquer many a universe.

[trunk102]

the greatest comeback in history of ever. that comeback is so amazing, the bully has nothing better to reply than to just get pushed aside.

[CpsLock3]

you riped that off of the nastalgia critic

[trunk102]

no, nostalgia critic said he commited suicide in his locker, 2 hours later

[ryda91]

Mikey is right about getting a pizza when someone offers you weed.

[kaynanatorismail]

ne lan bu

[rscrash94]

What a turkey.

[InvaderMB]

Wow.

That... that was cosmic.

[Jpig53]

Lol, like drug dealers just give out pot for free in grade school to kids four years younger than them. If I want pot it costs me at least ten bucks, nobody just gives shitty joints for free. Besides, joints suck you need a bong to get any kind of high.

[mortalkombat1950]

best comeback ever

[ShaneTerry90]

epic

[soaenvalcke]

BEST COMEBACK EVER.

[Xepher2010Returns]

That has to be the greatest comeback of all mankind

[Lasse192873]

"I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey" - Comeback of the Year Award, Gamespot 10/10, Golden Globe Award, Oscar nominated, Epic Win Award.

[WARPALORPA]

get a pizza to quench your munchies.....listen to mikey

[blahblahmeh]

I don't remember being offered weed when I was in 3rd grade

[JonasBrothersBrookes]

that what i waas thinking too lol

[Evanation]

sigh, that's cuz Joey's in 2nd grade

lol

[chessaddict1]

Get a teacher? The teacher was probably having sex with a student, thats why there was no one there to help.

[pikaboy123]

I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!

*insert enlightenment here*

[BigRC83]

I wish someone came up to me and offered me pot.

[jddeitz2000]

Did anyone notice how, when Michelangelo was asked what to do when presented with weed, he said, "GET A PIZZA!!"

[KyraRox247]

"Im not a chicken, you're a turkey!"

im dying of laughter!

lmfao

[ejleed]

great comeback! the bigger kid should of kicked his ass, and stuffed him in the locker! Then we'll see if the ninja turtles come and help. Now that would be a great commercial.

[kairi4evur]

best comeback ever