How come interesting glitches never happen to me. In Red Dead Redemption, for example, I never came across one glitch that was even remotely funny (no flying people, no donkey lady, nothing). I jealous and pissed.
hahah ive had the same thing happen to me but it was on the recruiting Samara mission after you defeat the gunship, Thane is standing above a pole and i think he drank a redbull....
Lol, this glitch occurs to me when I equip my Grunt with a heavy weapon and he uses it in combat. He can shoot and all, but when he walks, he floats with arms spread out just like in this video :P
Mordin: Not right now. Have finally found religious answer to universe. Allows user to levitate above ground without use of omni-tool or mass effect field. However, user not able to move arms or legs; experience unpleasant. May be useful against collectors.
Shepard, wanted to talk, about, the lord. Did you know that, you, have a place waiting, by his side, in heaven. All you have to do, is follow, his word, and donate 5,000 credits, to the church.
Garrus turned into Jesus in my game. On the mission where you follow that one Asari who works for the Shadow Broker. I think it's the SBDLC - not sure.
But before then he worked on smaller things like turning water into wine, armor into fire, or Krogan population stabilization by genetic warfare vectors.
Thats actually a glitch in many games People will like lose their weapons and their arms will be held out to their side(like how mordin is doing it now) I dont know why he's floating though...
And yea He went up to the Werlock base, and yea it was good: for a biotic field descended upon the Scientist Salarian, and His glory was revealed to his disciples Shepard and Thane Iscariot.
Mordin says: Strange. Salarian transformed into human religious figure, capable of floatation with no known methods of propulsion, unable to make use of previous combat skills, subject still alive and fully aware of surroundings. *long inhale through nose* fascinating. How is this possible? No known symptoms of disease nor genetic disorder. Hidden trait within Salarian DNA? No no no, Salarian DNA studied extensively, no loopholes in genetic code. Perhaps witnesses hallucinating. Have to check...
@79xenomorph79 wow.... I've always sought to get the highest rated comment on a video... @_@ my dream has finally been fulfilled... I never would've found it if it weren't for you replying XD
I just finished the game a while ago, and Mordin, Kelly, Gabby, and half the crew died. Then I went to Tuchanka to find the scout, thus commencing the loyalty mission, and Mordin pulled a Project Lazarus on me, AKA he came back for the mission. Then I went to change squad members, and he was listed as KIA. Then i talked to him in the lab a bit later. I think its a bit weirder than a Jesus mordin.
first he sings now he turns in jesus man mordin is my idol!!
MrLTRE 3 days ago
How ironic is it that faithless got online during this video?
matjacks100 6 days ago
Huh, I guess he finally did find religon...
TheEndlessDigital 1 week ago
How come interesting glitches never happen to me. In Red Dead Redemption, for example, I never came across one glitch that was even remotely funny (no flying people, no donkey lady, nothing). I jealous and pissed.
bucknemc 1 week ago
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Mordin: Shepard? How can I help?
Shepard: Would you die for all my sins Mordin?
Mordin: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle... wait...
XGreenBayPackerfanX 1 week ago
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XGreenBayPackerfanX 1 week ago
Oh man.... Funny stuff there. :D
lupuslunari 2 weeks ago
Random Person: ITS JESUS........HHHIIIIII JJJEEEEESSSSSUUUUSS!!! lol
JayJayCAW2009 2 weeks ago
Mordin: I don't walk on water, I walk on air.
alpha95X 3 weeks ago
I used to fly like that, but Urdnot Wrex ate me.
colebowlin68 4 weeks ago
@colebowlin68 You must have been a fool. He only eats fools.
purplehayabusa 2 weeks ago
Mordin doesn't NEED to use powers, he IS Jesus after all... hahahaha
MissCandiDandi 1 month ago
THAT is hilarious, one of the funniest glitches i've seen
braxy29 1 month ago
Hehehe, ALL HAIL MORDIN CHRIST! SON OF FATHER SOLUS!
ZacOnTV 1 month ago
i love the bit where you try to get Mordin special power and says ' should do the trick' ha ha
darkangelvampire100 1 month ago
Jesus should be a very good team member if you know how to use him ;)
DezamagitulGogu 1 month ago
ohh his alien Holiness .... I never got that glitch ....
AlexanderTF 2 months ago
were do you get that gun? can you post a comment on my page telling me?
DivineShadowBlade 2 months ago
Mordin may fly in air bu Chuck norris can swim through land
MRNUBNUB525 2 months ago
I used to fly like Jesus, but then I took an arrow to the knee...
PimpCommanderCody 2 months ago 2
@PimpCommanderCody I used to hold my tongue, but then I realized this meme is NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
TheChuchulainn 2 months ago
"should do the trick"
Necrosis527 3 months ago
I find his buddy faithless coming online the best irony ever .
MarvelVulcan 3 months ago 4
Civilian? ;D
Indoornutt 3 months ago
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darkangel198622 3 months ago
I now believe in a higher power
The MORD Almighty!!!
IronMaiden881000 3 months ago 10
lol i was laughing my ass off
LegendaryN7Cookie 4 months ago
Ah, subject is floating in spread-eagle position. Perhaps badassery of subject causes mimicry of messianic archetype.
*sharp inhale*
Noted.
IAmTheStig320 4 months ago
curious, the "faithless" is online....obviously he didnt see mordin like this
freedomphamtom3 4 months ago 4
That's very creepy how he just follows you around! D:
Captainofbadasssquad 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha i cannot see this anymore!!! too funny
karlosj1012 4 months ago
Mordin was always Jesus. He only just felt like pointing it out.
jediyoshi64 4 months ago
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Resources: Palladium: 2000 !?? Oh my god....
MissPumpkinJuice 4 months ago
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MissPumpkinJuice 4 months ago
hahhahhahahahaha yeah and hten he's like " fuck this I'm turning into Jesus".
CptBomBom00 4 months ago
The funny thing is that this is the mission where Mordin exposes he's religious side.
PurpleStorm8 4 months ago 3
the comment by harmon2 is even more epic than the glitch itself, well done
DestinyHeroShademan 4 months ago
what is it with EA and the Jesus glitch? lol.
breatheeasy28 4 months ago
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich than to bury you poor.
Kannebas 5 months ago
I never knew Jesus flew.
SaphiraTheMongoose 5 months ago
Hmm.... I dont get it , the anti-jesus-put-a-cap-in-they-ass trick usually does it ....
BulletJesus 5 months ago
hahah ive had the same thing happen to me but it was on the recruiting Samara mission after you defeat the gunship, Thane is standing above a pole and i think he drank a redbull....
AssassinAlexx 5 months ago
FLY LIKE A G6
ndgh209 5 months ago
Mordin is flying like a g6(jesus)
lolzzz8800 5 months ago 2
MORDIN - IT'S GOD!!!!!
AlexeyBormyshev 5 months ago
Lol, this glitch occurs to me when I equip my Grunt with a heavy weapon and he uses it in combat. He can shoot and all, but when he walks, he floats with arms spread out just like in this video :P
TommyIrianto 5 months ago
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
blackband 5 months ago
Rejoice, for he has finished his calibrations.... wait that?
glaxko2 5 months ago
MORDIN? :D
TDA792 5 months ago
This made me laugh so hard i almost peed myself!
TheEmmence 5 months ago 2
I like how Faithless726 went on right then.
MrAzrail666 5 months ago
Mordin Know has The ability to turn water into wine.
OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE 5 months ago
Hey I don't think it's nice to make fun of Mordin, considering he died for your sins and all.
wthrfish 6 months ago 4
Shepard: Have you got time to talk?
Mordin: Not right now. Have finally found religious answer to universe. Allows user to levitate above ground without use of omni-tool or mass effect field. However, user not able to move arms or legs; experience unpleasant. May be useful against collectors.
Stick636 6 months ago 2
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
JackContraband 6 months ago
lololol should do the trick
EnorusLoL 6 months ago
MORDIN IS A MINGEBAG :0000
sadperkion 6 months ago
Shepard: Damn it, Mordin, get down here. I am not restarting this mission! >.<;
BloodMoonEclipse 6 months ago
Shepard, wanted to talk, about, the lord. Did you know that, you, have a place waiting, by his side, in heaven. All you have to do, is follow, his word, and donate 5,000 credits, to the church.
MrAppleby56 6 months ago
Moridin Solus: MINDFREAK
djtaylor957 6 months ago 52
Don't blame Mordin God said" Until I return do nothing."
dertlash 6 months ago
Someone ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of him :P
keshaz12 6 months ago
Garrus turned into Jesus in my game. On the mission where you follow that one Asari who works for the Shadow Broker. I think it's the SBDLC - not sure.
RockCommandos 6 months ago
greatest video evar
gamesxlegendz 6 months ago
fkn Harmon2, greatest comment ever
TheRoninxxi 6 months ago
Jesu-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Nice on dude!!!!
MrKarzan18 6 months ago
HDHDHDHD
HDHDHDHDHDDHHHSHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shepard: Jesus Christ!!!
Mordin: This should do the trick!
MrKarzan18 6 months ago
HDHDHDHD
HDHDHDHDHDDHHHSHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MrKarzan18 6 months ago
XD Mordin's not floating. He's obviously "holding onto a line."
MindeFrek 6 months ago 5
i thin mordins missins a namiation file or he is just being retearded not a big diffrence
bioniclemastermandud 6 months ago
heh "faithless" logs in
sathanasluciferii 6 months ago 27
It's not doing the trick..
chocolatMouse 6 months ago
Hello, Rumia.
gdg2006 6 months ago
Shepard: Moridin wtf are you doing ?
Moridin: I am the very model of Jesu-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
mrcodypettit 7 months ago
lol i love how someone named faithless logged on in the middle of the video...
123unknownsoldier126 7 months ago
I am the very model of a Salarian Sav-i-or...
Collinthegreat1 7 months ago
Did you know that Mordin walked on water?!
But before then he worked on smaller things like turning water into wine, armor into fire, or Krogan population stabilization by genetic warfare vectors.
nssaquinas 7 months ago
I don't think Mordin is the Savior. He was a nice guy though.
StrictSnow 7 months ago
LMFAO WTF??
SophieCupcakeCullen 7 months ago
2 people dont beleive in mordin
MadMAn12gauge 8 months ago 3
Thats actually a glitch in many games People will like lose their weapons and their arms will be held out to their side(like how mordin is doing it now) I dont know why he's floating though...
Thomasquwack 8 months ago
I knew it...
ShanThePenguinMan 8 months ago
Salarian Chris Angel!
MOOP000 8 months ago 4
"And lo, the Saviour said, 'Should do the trick.'" -Mordinclesiastes 14:7
7j8i9m 8 months ago 23
i think we have a High templar (starcraft 2) XD
ZzVinniezZ 8 months ago
Mordin Christ! Epic Win!!
NickWulfishVamp 8 months ago
Anybody else love how he says, "Should do the trick" and starts floating?
eskimojoe1991 8 months ago
that happend to me all the time but to me and then i have to re-do the whole mission
jjreal613 9 months ago
Jesus from heaven: "assuming direct control"
haha jk no offense anyone. :p
anticliche321 9 months ago
ROFL , this game got so much glitch rofl
KyuubiLEW 9 months ago
That once happened to me with a vorcha
grandmakiller2 9 months ago
That was hillarious, the video title sold it
ColeVecsion 9 months ago
He died for your Sins.
Helopusobiwa 10 months ago
It's the Morsiah!
ChrisVogt62 10 months ago 5
Hahahahahaha!!! I tried it but instead he turned into Satan and never came back!
SuperWarlord54 10 months ago
SHOULD DO THE TRICK
JimmyKudoOdin 11 months ago 3
From the Gospel of Shepard, Chapter 12:23
And yea He went up to the Werlock base, and yea it was good: for a biotic field descended upon the Scientist Salarian, and His glory was revealed to his disciples Shepard and Thane Iscariot.
TheChuchulainn 11 months ago 12
Oh my fuck, its Jesus!!!!
*bows with heavenly music in background*
mrman5566 11 months ago
I am the model of a scientist sal- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
8monoxxx 11 months ago 4
Oh my gawd I laughed like a tard when I saw this! xDD
Anthropophagi5 1 year ago
REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME
InuKH2Sammy 1 year ago 3
Mordin says: Strange. Salarian transformed into human religious figure, capable of floatation with no known methods of propulsion, unable to make use of previous combat skills, subject still alive and fully aware of surroundings. *long inhale through nose* fascinating. How is this possible? No known symptoms of disease nor genetic disorder. Hidden trait within Salarian DNA? No no no, Salarian DNA studied extensively, no loopholes in genetic code. Perhaps witnesses hallucinating. Have to check...
Harmon2 1 year ago 425
@Harmon2 wahahahahahah you made my day :D:D:D
79xenomorph79 1 year ago
@79xenomorph79 wow.... I've always sought to get the highest rated comment on a video... @_@ my dream has finally been fulfilled... I never would've found it if it weren't for you replying XD
Harmon2 1 year ago
@Harmon2 Win.
kittenkraze13 8 months ago
@Harmon2 I love you.
MagFlare 7 months ago
@Harmon2 I can just imagine Michael Beattie saying that :'D.
LamentOfOrpheus 5 months ago
@Harmon2 Tests!
Ryushinku 5 months ago
@Harmon2 That sounded so perfect in my head as I read it to myself, good job man haha
chawkychawk 5 months ago
@chawkychawk Thanks man! Honestly, every time I look at this I can't believe this comment got such a high rating...
Harmon2 5 months ago
@Harmon2 FOR GODS SAKE !
Do you ever stop to catch breath !
MunchyToast001 5 months ago 2
@Harmon2 That sounds like mordin word to word :p BRAVO !
DPROSpeed 4 months ago
@Harmon2 You my friend have fucking won the whole internet!
DarkyDiZZ 4 months ago
@DarkyDiZZ ASSUMING CONTROL OF THE INTERNET.
/watch?v=x98T3ZlrmpI
NOW WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY.
Harmon2 4 months ago
@Harmon2 Are you a Mass Effect scriptwriter? Because damn, man, that was spot on!
ZACKFAIR1205 4 months ago
@ZACKFAIR1205 Pft, I wish! :D (that'd be like my dream job right there)
Harmon2 4 months ago
your games are all buged man
chex569 1 year ago
I just finished the game a while ago, and Mordin, Kelly, Gabby, and half the crew died. Then I went to Tuchanka to find the scout, thus commencing the loyalty mission, and Mordin pulled a Project Lazarus on me, AKA he came back for the mission. Then I went to change squad members, and he was listed as KIA. Then i talked to him in the lab a bit later. I think its a bit weirder than a Jesus mordin.
InvaderAvP66 1 year ago
"many ways to help people: cure them or shot them, what ever works best. "
levitan71 1 year ago 127
@levitan71 Many way's to help people: Cure them or shoot them, whichever war works the best.
Fgtlern2gramr
WorstCommenter2008 10 months ago
It's called Wait position. It's part of a game's programming or loading or something like that. He's just stuck in it.
chargerfighter1 1 year ago
that happened with me to except it was Jack
11Flika11 1 year ago
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK LOL
Missykips 1 year ago
AH!!!! JESUS KEEPS FOLLOWING YOU!!!! Oh, and Faithless726 is online, which is ironic that you're doing a video about jesus-related stuff...
kisskisslovya 1 year ago
I guess Shepard isn't the messiah after all.
dullyanna 1 year ago