Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

[TheBallisticIrony]

This scared me.

[thegingerlegend1]

erm i don't know to either lol or cry with fear

[fretshredder55]

I'm gonna post this on some 14 year old whore's page who got pregnant with some 32 year old pedo fuck.

[wwerulestna]

Best ballad I have ever heard!

[ColombianLadies]

wtf is that o_O

[spatunaz]

When i found out that my girlfrind was pregnant i dumped her and send a cover of this song to her with me on vocals.

[miltonw]

@spatunaz that's gay

[negativewierdo]

@spatunaz ASSHOLE

[MrMegarocker95]

the lryics

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[amonimumx174]

Girl: -So, what music do you like?

Me: -Well I like Anal Cunt....

Girl: -oh haha that's a funny name for a band, i guess....

Me: It is :D

Girl: Whats your favourite song of them?

Me: "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

Girl: *goes away as fast as she can*

[RaptureandZune]

@amonimumx174 You should have answered "In My Heart There's a Star Named After You".

[StianSlam]

lol

[CrazyEnzo03]

RIP Seth Putnam :(

[aswesee]

I liked the "being pregnant" page on facebook just so i link this song to all the women who love beign preggers

[akerswizard779]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Canashea]

i sing this in the shower

[PutItAway101]

261 people suffered foetal brain damage from Seth kicking their mothers in the stomach

[zonilo1]

AC are trolls.

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

RIP Seth Putnam, the most refined and gifted talent of his time.

[eutanos]

oh my god my baby is dead

[barnydrunk]

@eutanos cool

[Synyst3rg4t3]

666 likes, im taking a pic

[SP4LFe]

Fuck you Seth, your fucking songs are the gayest and most horrible things I've ever heard in my life.

We'll miss you, dude.

[TO4STISSHADOWEDEM0]

@SP4LFe I won't

[Volentrix]

gf seth

[carlbags666]

seth was a cunt. RIP and have a beer with GG in hell buddy.

[ATP2555ify]

lol

[MrFlyingLamma]

Just the thought people would make things like this... *Shivers*

[bluntedatbirth1]

@MrFlyingLamma Your reaction is a big reason why music like this is made, obviously.

[TheDayne]

Beautiful song :)

[Mp3Drug]

lol my pregnant sister walked into the room and read the title ^.^

[jibz21]

What a lovely little ditty.

[Giggerbar]

FUCK YEA!

[Goldfox929]

u uploaded this on my bday

[wondernerd2]

to the tards who dont get it: IT WAS MEANT TO BE BAD THE TITLE WAS MEANT TO OFFEND AND IF YOUR SUCH A JIZZ PILE THAT YOU DONT GET THAT THEN YOU CAN GO AND KILL YOURSELF

[SoIiIoquy]

The baby was from consensual sex within wedlock in the comfort of their own home under a sheet with the lights off in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation. Those deviants.

[lavvvona]

@SoIiIoquy

That is absolutely immoral, vile, disgusting and ludicrous. Just the thought of something that terrible is horrifying.

[jimbob284]

@lavvvona Troll

[Sivos909]

@lavvvona That's what so awesome about it, lol.

[bitterbastard80]

@lavvvona

Duh!

[SeanKnox183]

This is... so bad.

[drbomb1025]

AxCx is *BRUTALLY HILLARIOUS!* It's the perfect kind of music to show up punks who think Rahm de men of Sthein are K-RaD (they're gay).

[BOOLsheet]

some of you guys just arent sophisticated enough to understand this song

[ALOUBIN]

this band is shit.....meeeeeeh

[CoDWaWHost]

@ALOUBIN YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC!

[TheSanguineOne]

I only heard "You f***ing c**t" and "Your baby's dead."

This band is obviously just a shock group.

[FretLegendSmithy]

these guys must be a joke band. One of their songs is called 'shut up Paul'

GENIUS! THE FUCKING VISION!

[joebruin666]

rape

[ZiekShrownamn]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

I lol'd.

Then went to get a napkin to wipe my bleeding ears.

[zepareace]

this is worse than queen!

[o8MetalHead8o]

@zepareace aww comon man worse then queen? i mean thats preaty insulting

[K1990V]

Заебись хуяня на хер!!!

[Razorback11194]

HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING SONG MAKES ME WANNA...take a girl to the beach and talk about feelings

[xHUTSEx]

@Razorback11194 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DiabloMercy]

@Razorback11194 that is exactly what i did on new years eve lmfao

[richy2vv]

That's not a song it noise it sucks on so many level

[squatchism]

@richy2vv learn to type you illiterate twat

[MrCobyChan]

@squatchism you tell that mother fucker !

[JejossReturns]

@MrCobyChan you fuck that tell mother !

[brasileirorusso]

@TheJokerSagaForever @mrelisamuel Seth Putnam is the biggest troll ever.

[trappedunderice6815]

@SerenitylnTurmoil your the weakest excuse for a man ever

[SerenityInTurmoil]

Weakest excuse for grind, ever.

[sammydee41]

i'm scared for the saftey of our children.

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

It's a bit overlong.

[adrienabney]

Not their best work in my opinion.

[GasmaskAvenger]

230 people are too dumb to realize this is a joke

[macadoolahicky]

@GasmaskAvenger 1 person was dumb enough to make a like/dislike comment. i sure hope Anal Cunt eventually makes a song called "Dislike comments are gay"

[GasmaskAvenger]

@macadoolahicky how about "Youtube Is Gay"?

[666CthulhuIsMyBitch]

223 people were pregnant and got kicked in the stomach.

[223johnd]

@666CthulhuIsMyBitch only gay people put those kind of comments

[MrDylweed]

573 ppl are fucking stupid i just listend to sum if this guys music and it sux. so how the fuck can u ppl like sumtin u cant even understand?????? evolution more like deevolution u ppl are like cavemen and i dont think think u can understand cavemen so analcunt u r cavemen XD gay ass nukkas

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

@MrDylweed this is some of the most thoughtful,soft hearted music in the world,just look at the lyrics!

[ImNotYourFriend212]

@MrDylweed Exactly. Most of the people listening to this bullshit are just wannabees of something who have no idea what they're even listening to. Like wtf. Lol.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

I have an IPOD full of Anal Cunt.

[whitetrashoutlaw]

@MichaelHansenFUN You're gay.

[MrCrypto1995]

@MichaelHansenFUN You lucky ass mother f***er :D I need some on mine

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@MrCrypto1995 do you have the cd's? try importing the cd's when you recharge your ipod...

[HojiCrue]

@MichaelHansenFUN

I have an Anal Cunt full of Ipods.

[YitKicksAss]

why does this song have more likes than dislikes... this isnt even real music

[TheLedGuitarist]

@YitKicksAss your dad should of kicked your mum in the stomach

[psych0]

@TheLedGuitarist * should HAVE

[TheLedGuitarist]

@psych0 i feel so stupid now, thanks, i love you long time

[nonginger]

@TheLedGuitarist he was to drunk

[0sicksymphonies]

@YitKicksAss i just thumbed it up just for you

[xdylanx33]

@YitKicksAss yup, this music isnt real. it is make belief, doesnt exist.

[Kfowlkes09]

@xdylanx33

Just like Santa and Jesus.

[wherestheunity]

this song is beautiful

[itsspeltmaik]

What an amazing song... Lyrics for anyone who's interested: I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH [Chorus] I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH [Chorus]

[CheyChey0949]

What the fuck is this jibberish? All he is doing is yelling., I can fucking do that! Anyone can do that. This is SERIOUSLY stupid. Just stuff to get them noticed, when really, it makes me want to punch my own face.

[lolatmyaccounts]

@CheyChey0949 Actually its a result of a meth addict

[CheyChey0949]

@lolatmyaccounts Makes perfect sense, thanks for clearing that up for me. :)

[MrTONYTOXIC]

213 people are deaf...and honestly its funny to me how so many people on so many songs by great bands just talk shit to be fair most of this stuff ya gotta know what yer lookin for to find it and why would ya go through the trouble and sit through the song just to talk shit ...dear people of the web kill yerselfs

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

212 people where kicked in the stomach by Seth Putnam

[withtongueAK]

I listen to cacophonous music, and this is too noisy for me.

[SomewhatUnhinged]

@withtongueAK

that word's too long, you're gay

[ErnestRama]

212 gay people who disliked agagagagagagagagagag

[sparkpluggers2]

hahahahahahahahah this is fucking great!

[AnalLuxury]

this isnt music, this is noise at its best

[enslavedandcondemned]

@MrPolay You know jack shit about music, music is about expression, they are angry at everything, they express themselves by screaming if you dun like it dun listen nobody is forcing you but your own stupid ass.

[TheSuperMerc]

everytime i hear an anal cunt song i cant help but laughing until i puke

[poopmcscoopface]

WTF this sounds like rape

[woobiehastelly]

I love noisecore.

[101united101]

what talent anal cunt UHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­M yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H

[sonsomenso1]

I hate myself and I love the world.

[BlackandBlueMage]

ouch. my head.

[TheMassDefect]

Don't know why they bother putting explicit lyrics sticker on this shit.

[BlasphemousVince]

These 30 seconds of my life are now gone. Soon to be 1:00 of my life... Now 2 mins. I love this song.

[SomewhatUnhinged]

ya'll niggas postin' in a troll thread

[vergatdoi]

THIS SHIT BLOWS!

[namelessguy93]

They should play 10 Anal Cunt songs in a row instead of commercial breaks.

[hardgamer7]

@namelessguy93 Do you want to submit us (read: mostly me) to a fate worse than death?

[anime000remixes1]

And below me are some cunts arguing about literally nothing

[ecconz]

No, I just think that referring to me as a "whiny 12 year old", is a bit redundant coming from someone who cannot spell 'being'. Metal is about being brutal? I don't know your definition of brutal, but to me Anal Cunt, just sounds fucking stupid, not brutal. Anyway, agree to disagree, I'll just go on living my life listening to good music, and people with more intellect than a intellectually challenged Mule.

[GodlessSchizo]

@ecconz  This isn't metal....it's Anal Cunt.

[ecconz]

@GodlessSchizo Never said it was metal, was using metal as an example. But you're right, it isn't metal, its gay.

[ShiivaWilding]

@GodlessSchizo Or, shit, as we like to call it

[GodlessSchizo]

@ShiivaWilding Cool story.

[Almosteasyese]

hmm so you did reply. first i don't check m y spelling so i have no idea wht Im typ[ing rite now looks like. This is pretty good, i woulkd tell you about a band i think is 13 times more brutal than this, but then you'd start bitching in thier video too. yes this is stupid, thats the whole fuckin poit of the band, if you dont get that by now then your the dumbass in this. realy?Then go on and do that instead of wasting your fuckin time argyuing with someone as stupid as me, ya dumbass.

[Banter1011]

that is utterly pathetic :']

[ecconz]

This band is fucking stupid. How come the kids that got bullied at school all grow up and listen to this weird shit, and think they are all hardcore and tough. Weirdos.

[Almosteasyese]

@ecconz if you hacd any level of thought beyond your shallow concept of "normal", and a vocabulary more eloquent than 'wierd","hardcore","wierdos", you might be able to make a pont, but instead you sound like an ignorant whiny 12 year old, that has no idea about the diversity of music, and likes to call people he'll never understand 'wierd' to make himself seem to fit in better. i bid you good day.

[ecconz]

@Almosteasyese Wow, nice spelling. I completely understand diversity in music. Some people like heavy metal, I don't. I can appreciate how they can however, granted they do have catchy riffs and are usually very talented. This shit on the other hand I would hardly call music. The name 'Anal Cunt', is pathetically childish, and if you are over the age of 15 and still think this is cool, then you pretty much just fail at life.

[Almosteasyese]

@ecconz real metal isn't about bieng "catchy" it's about bieng raw and brutal. like this. It's not music, look it up this is anti music, Anal cunt's style is basicly fucking up all the structure music is supposed to have (not as bad as mainstream tho). so no it's not music. you used the phrase 'fail at life', so It wouldnt matter how old i was i'd still be years ahead of you. Also, you care about spelling on YOUTUBE COMMENTS? You're the loser.

[ruffythepirate]

@Almosteasyese First of all, I respect your opinion and do agree that every person is entitled to whatever preferences they may have regarding music. The problem arises when you call the contents of this video "Metal". Because it isn't. This is what is called grindcore, a genre that indubitably has its roots in Metal but is very much different. Also you cannot judge every shade of a persons character solely on what music he/she likes, but this goes for both you and the person you discussed with.

[Almosteasyese]

@ruffythepirate well ur right. well i look grindcore and metal usualy the same. I didn't judge him on what he listened to tho, I jusdged him on bieng a bitch.

[Henboy1987]

I don't understand ... are they banging trashcan lids together and just screaming the title of the song? THIS is supposed to be better than 311? Guess I can't really let that bother me .. clearly they don't have eardrums ... is this a band of deaf people? o.O

[BirthTrashDeath]

untalented, meaningless, overrated bunch of shit

[ZebraMu]

It just gets much worse!

[GRAFFDEMON]

Music's shite, the lyrics are fucking hilarious though.

[MasterOfPuppets2012]

Is there something more brutal? Cause i'd like to listen that

[donnishark]

@MasterOfPuppets2012 Anaal Nathrakh. Merzbow. Power-violence in general...

[SShinX2off]

what justin bieber's dad should have done

[dman19851996]

This is epic, it's so darn funny

[exercisebookA4]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Gamiac]

@exercisebookA4 No, this is. /watch?v=JpgM4QswpYg

[AphroditeNyx]

I do believe I have just been raped in the ear.

[Elvenking71]

LMFAO..I think I heard that he missed the high hat at about 20 seconds....lmao.

[indianbadass4568]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Eddiemotor]

Nice, what is the tabs for this song? xD

[tearfulsarrow]

193 ppl got kicked in the stomach for being pregnant

[SLAYERMETALLICA357]

gay as fuck

[Glitch667]

I'm not a fan of music but I can dig this

[figaz555]

Ummm... Needs more cowbell?

[LiveForFunny]

Anal cunt?

[Doozgrog]

FALCON KICK!

[WakingCorpse2010]

this song makes sense on so many levels

[ImNotYourFriend212]

@WakingCorpse2010 Really? Kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach so her baby can die makes sense? Shut up.

[Metalrulez777]

@ImNotYourFriend212

wow, learn to take a joke man

[KilIEmAll]

@ImNotYourFriend212 It does make sense. Its basically a cheap abortion. He didn`t say it was ethical, but it does make sense.

[fistchips]

@WakingCorpse2010 this noise sucks on so many levels..angry tone deaf people like this.

[MrCrypto1995]

Cheaper then abortion

[StofferRMH]

@MrCrypto1995

It's "than"

[mclguitar1]

@MrCrypto1995 lol

[VioladorDeFlaggers]

@MrCrypto1995

lol

best comment ever

[demazphantom]

OI whats wrong with grand theft auto lol? I know the new one sucks ass...

[Druantia6]

Stupid lyrics, stupid "music".

[Prodigy188]

this shit's fucking hilarious, musically it sucks though.

[greenmean666]

YOUR BABY US DEAD

[SharkInflatable]

182 people are Justin Bieber fans getting jealous of this amazing noise.

[tehrulez]

WTF is this shit

[airrifleguy]

@tehrulez its music

[OtherRealmer]

@johnnylaw6661 Roughly 10 pages of idiotic comments back, I said that that particular comment was me trolling.

Grow the f*ck up.

PS. To the one in the "highest rated comments"... Someone needs to take lessons in insulting. A stream of swear words does not make something insulting. It's funny, retarded, and makes you (and many others) seem like douchebags. But I don't feel insulted.

[garrysmodsroxs]

@OtherRealmer Wow kid your such a faggot, If you don't like the music then get off the internet stop listening to Anal Cunt, take a shotgun, load it, and paint the fucking walls with your brains you ignorent fucking twat. And what the hell is with you censoring your self? What mommy wont let you swear? Get a life, or better yet...Go fucking die.

[drwjax]

you know, it gets to a point, where it's not really about heavy music anymore, it's about being a scumbag... please be advised that your psychological problems shouldn't be everyone else's problems... it's not our fault that someone else destroyed your mindset... the world is a much better place than you might imagine, and i was not born rich, or weened on anything but hardcore punk for the last 25 years, so wake yourself up and shut the fuck up.

[drwjax]

you know, it gets to a point, where it's not really about heavy music anymore, it's about being a scumbag... please be advised that your psychological problems shouldn't be everyone else's problems... it's not our fault that someone else destroyed your mindset... the world is a much better place than you might imagine, and i was not born rich, or weened on anything but hardcore punk for the last 25 years, so wake yourself up and shut the fuck up.

[gRikey1]

this guys funny as

[SirDakkalot]

Oh wow, what.

[numnutth]

175 pregnant whores must have watched this video