What To Do In A Zombie Attack - FESTIVAL CUT

[xxkillaxx824]

I love this

[bloodwriter1]

What? What?! WHAT?!!! U told that virus will come from Russia?! It will came from u USA or from Africa or from China, but no from Russia u are little объебос u know it? Fuq U!!! (I am ok, sorry but it too hard for me to hear it...)

[egloman]

this is very good video but i found 1 flaw, no sane man would help "save" america at a time like that, his survival instincts would kick in a say, screw america, all men for themselves! But the 1950's had it wrong in some ways

[Sexxysurferchick55]

omg people its a spoof on the rampant propaganda during the 1950s. Back then all communist were evil & only people who lived in suburbia, dressed a certain way, & feared God were accepted & all others were openly bashed in order for people to conform to the "norm" of that time period. Compare this video to other legit propaganda videos & you'll see what I'm talking about. Also, kudos to those who found it funny, as well as the creators.

[Raymondhaffar1]

@Sexxysurferchick55 I would enjoy it more if they weren't calling Canadian out for not being american. Why would you place canadians with homosexuals? This is racist and any american would find it funny. And openly bashing russians for being communist? They helped the world in WW2. They were American allies, but apparently, Americans decide to call them out. And getting yourself killed won't exactly help. Like egloman said, Instincts would kick in and make it every men for themselves.

[lonebannana]

@Raymondhaffar1 Well, the first country to play this (outside USA) was Canada. The people that wanted to screen it saw the comedy in it and knew that I wasn't disrespecting anybody.

Thanks for posting a comment!

[Raymondhaffar1]

@lonebannana Thanks for being positive about my comment, but I don't get what your talking about the playing.

[lonebannana]

@Raymondhaffar1 Sorry about that. Playing as in screening the movie to a Canadian audience at their event. :)

[Sexxysurferchick55]

lmao top secret satanic labs...

[strikerbuster]

thatm was wierd. funny and slightley disurbing.

[districtAKS2000]

Its amercian which are stuiped and sad AND RUSSIA ARE THE BEST U NOOBS!

[MrAndrew12020]

hes just jellice that RUSSIA is way better then the U.S lol for the MOTHERLAND!!! :D

[MarsIloveBruno]

i think it funny when the person was like "good job sister" (when she got eaten)

[MarsIloveBruno]

ok i am ready to fight zombies but the only thing is my niece wants to be a zombie for Halloween what should i do

[lonebannana]

@MarsIloveBruno before shooting zombies halloween night, be sure to tell them to say something. That way you are sure NOT to accidentally shoot a human DRESSED as a zombie on halloween.

[MarsIloveBruno]

@lonebannana thanks

[minecraftxhornet]

=| zombies



[King10Bryan]

:l Im a canadian. Kthnx

[hakuyowane1001]

lol I love A.K.A.S XD

[hakuyowane1001]

(A.K.A there goes the neighborhood) Lol XD that was the best part

[acamp1995]

=_=

[OneTouch8700]

I approve

[DarkusRelling]

Oh no, ballistic rockets and jet-fighter planes offer to cover him, getting the table set fpr breakfast. (Mix up sentence. XD)

[justin240588]

a bieberpocalypse!

[TINKY195]

FUN AND COOL



[TINKY195]

FUNY



[TheAssassinisEzio]

yeah ofcourse u will smile when theres a zombie attack -.-

[2Fast4You1234]

That helps me really good

[frasian001]

when the narrator said "and of course" at 7:01 why did I have the feeling that the next word was going to be Canadians?

[N0FeaR69]

thumbs up if watch this in 2011

[ChanceCBtv]

why the hell is there a baseball bat in the fridge

[ColossusOfRhodes1]

This is absolutely ridiculous. Added to my favourites.

[DSiGameMaster201]

75 people didn't know what to do durning a zombie attack

[jovan856]

Why do Americans blame the communists for everything?

[TASKFORCESoldier141]

y is billy the most common name for little documentary boys

[YTesko1r2d229]

rock music is awsome. all the other 3 are evil

[TheMIXED4]

lol,"they better calm her down!"  *slaps sister* "Good job mom!"

[kirkitorpen]

Canadians? WTF?!

[xTaPzZx]

I watched like 8 of these and all thechildren were called billy

[liverpool12301]

to be fair i liked the original one

[howtofold190]

i thought the point of this was to teach you how to SURVIVE a zombie attack

[jonasdrejerjensen]

3:00 Mincky "hey tools"

[kcela666]

the worst thing you can ever do is set a zombie on fire because the only thing worse than a hord of undead humans trying to eat your flesh and or brains is a flaming hord of undead humans trying to eat your flesh and or brains

[dougiehoney]

@kcela666 you spelled "horde" wrong. just saying

[masterj3344]

Ha... the 50's.

[DarkerSideX14X]

After watching this, i wanted to put a baby in a microwave and turn it on high.

[betrayer121797]

i still dont wanna die oh wait i know the proper way to die and kill zombies arm urself with bombs and scream as loud as u can then as zombies surround u arm the bombs

[diedaedy]

damn commies...

[theannoyingstickman]

showing the proper ignorance expected of all woman of america, hell yea

[divineoblivionguy]

cancel that maths test billy. why do only billy get a name

[meap871]

fake

[Hush0OO]

@meap871 

N o Shit Sherlock

[CronicRage]

y do i feel like this wouldn't help me stay alive??

[lonebannana]

@CronicRage Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask how long you should let the zombies chew on you so all the politicians can safely get to their fortresses!

[Meda01]

@lonebannana USA USA USA!!!

[liverpool12301]

@CronicRage the title does say WHAT TO DO IN A ZOMBIE ATTACK

[superkirbymario50]

ITS NOT HQ

[lonebannana]

@superkirbymario50 I think it's VERY High quality.... :(

[superkirbymario50]

@lonebannana oh srry my caps were on >.>

[goofball701]

ahh crap when it said bring alot of slow people ya i think u can figure out the rest but if not then IMA SLOW PERSON

[XXSLAYER789XX]

funny lol

[HitMeWithIt]

Brilliant...the concept and the filming. I think it would look more authentic with a lot darker film, more contrast and shadows...more grain/noise. But then who the hell am I to say hehe.

Nice one!

[WasabiMeal]

Lmao:

"so you're making a run for it:

(Aka=bring a lot of slow people)

[killbreanne328]

i sure am glad this video isn't fake..thank you for the info

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

this prepared me for the rapture tomorrow...

[cfro251]

When Billy is beating the Zombie with the arm, he flips his hair excessively. O_o

[epicjakelor]

The only way for a zombie to be created would be a virus that reproduces in saliva and attacks the nerves and frontal lobe. this would make the zombie feel no pain, be slow, and crave flesh.

[psychoguy1017]

Alright now. Solanum is completely real. The last attack happened in 2002 in St. Thomas in virgin islands

[PWNAGE2031]

this is racsict i lisen to metal and like the constution and you mother fucker goes and says im a god hateing-un american communist ... FUCK YOU

[MrGTASA]

@PWNAGE2031

This is how some people thought around the era of the Cold War, sit down the video is a joke.

[PWNAGE2031]

wait why didnt billy blow the zombie to fuck and go shut the door?

[PureHayabusa]

im Australian so will this work for me? D:

[nimasag1]

what do you think will cause a zombie apocalypse?

[lonebannana]

@nimasag1

Nanobots will cause the zombie apocalypse. Nanobots, or Voodoo....

[iNomXTC]

@lonebannana Lay of the Crack....ed.com

[iNomXTC]

@lonebannana Lay of the Crack....ed dot com

[iNomXTC]

@lonebannana Lay of the Crack....ed (dot) com

[CloudStrifeThe1st]

@lonebannana

I think I'll take voodoo. I just kinda wish that a zombie apocalypse will actually be a zombie APOCALYPSE and not just live fire practice for the militaries of the world as the likely scenario is.

[D3COMPOZE]

@CloudStrifeThe1st wtf do u mean u wish this shit would happen i bet ud be 1st fat fuck to get killed

[psychoguy1017]

@lonebannana Voodoo zombies dont eat flesh but theyre not necessarily all there either

[TheRealRealFlippy]

@lonebannana Voodoo IS making zombies. You just don't see them commonly.

[Gr1Ng00]

@lonebannana that spore that zombifize ants ... combine that with some freaked out army project .... "toastyyyy"

[mastertoe2]

@lonebannana russia

[Vanstania]

@lonebannana YES U ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS NANOBOTS WILL CAUSE ZOMBIES!!!!

and the rage virus

[COFfreak1]

voodoo doesnt excist

[w0nd3rb04]

@nimasag1 Radiation in Japan will make japanese zombies, japs will spread stuff worldwide

[Crabb90]

@nimasag1 I think the video made it clear that the dirty Commies would start it.  lol :)

[jonasdrejerjensen]

@nimasag1 monkeys

[Imbabluntsmoka]

Billy boy ;)

[TheYoyomonkey10]

"Oh no!, Zombies, and it was looking like such a good morning...":D

[jawstheshark1243]

lol everytime billy hits the zombie with the arm he flicks his hair

[thatguywithnothing]

now i know. and knowing is half the battle

[runeadd1]

if a zombie whord attacks 5 steps to succsess

1.get a gun loaded with lots of ammo

2.find your pick-up and someone drives and 2 people armed in the back

3.head to the nearest gun shop

4. meet friends there and play call of duty zombies irl with the guns

5. grab all the weapons you can and leave your country before it gets nuked

[fullertonfan13]

@runeadd1 hahahaha yessss

[chaklong]

@runeadd1

lol...

[FoltorInternational]

@2:46 So he doesn't have the three seconds necessary to load a single shell but he has enough time to ask you to make a 37 second improvisation decision and execute it. I understand that it is to show possible melee weapons but I just felt like pointing it out

[AssettProduction]

Z-SAT: Zombie Survival Aptitude Test is an awesome book! :)

Check it out zombie fans!!!!

[SilentbutD3dly]

@ 1:15 2 people on the right are my aunt and uncle

[theawesomeico]

fuck this its all about survival

[THEBIGtac0face]

gayest fucking thing ever

[Si4mon]

THUMPS UP IF U ARE READY FOR SURVIVE A ZOMBIE ATTACK, BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO! =D

[100mrjokermr]

@Si4mon o yea

[00mudcat]

That was dissapointing.

[MultiNaruto1991]

Thanks for the help I was attacked today all I had was a bat and it's arm I took the arm and beat it to a pulp then crushed it's skull with the bat

[TheShootingCupcake]

heh....this is sexist xD

but hilarious.

[alexis22521]

mental

[MegaKiller4ever]

its not a secret now is it

[thezap1234]

hahaha the dad got owned lol lol haha

[kamenrider234]

@Mrflappere then just imagine no guns zombie eating your family then sir i say you are a scum

[kamenrider234]

@Mrflappere you are a scum

[kamenrider234]

@Mrflappere then you will die if a zombie is there just think zombie eating britian scum like you

[Chicken1397]

LOL! Was that old man Fidel Castro? LMAO!!

[kiohoka]

America forever! three cheers for Canada's death!hip hip hurray hip hip hurray hip hip hurray!

[silenthunder85]

@kiohoka HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!! LOVE IT!!!  stupid canucks aren't worth a shit anyhow

[RantdogToons]

Pretty funny stuff.

[Djinnfest]

Why the hell is the kid ALWAYS named Billy

[herrseppl]

@Djinnfest every american is named Billy...or am i wrong?

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

@Djinnfest its like as if a black guys name is token lol

[9gamegeek9]

damn those communists

[ghstrdr684]

Epic

[omgacat520]

HAHAHA EAT IT COMMIEZ!!!

[reb1009]

or you play thriller they dance, you get it on video and RUN FOR IT

[borntokillyou195]

Why the F do you want to know if a flamethrower is a good gun against them THEY DON'T EVEN ECSIST.

[borntokillyou195]

Why the fuck do you want to know if a flamethrower is a good gun against them THEY DON'T EVEN ECSIST

[tehnoobshowfans]

lol the worst zombie apocalypse survivors in the world

[MultijordiatoRESPAWN]

lolol

[MrNodo98]

lolololoolololololoololololo

[StoneFreax]

is a flamethrower a good weapon against zombie hordes?

[strongbad538]

This video is going to get alot of people killed when the zombie apocalypse does come.

[strongbad538]

Zombies don't have increased strength morons.

[dragonmanown]

look at 1:15 a zombie smiles :)

[rafaelxdeorce]

we could use the adrenaline that our body produces during a zombie attack and keep those f*ckin zombies away from windows and doors, giving our family time to barricade the doors and call the police (and tell them to bring some guns too). Go outside and separate from the group without a car is stupid lol

[helckler]

LOOOOOOOOL

Awesome video!

[RobinSchwab]

0:46 - Zombie attacks!

Shoot 'em in the head. Like Leon.

[Nitroglycerine1000]

um, this video is all hypothetical... right?

[KaneinIV]

@mrflappere seriously if you wish america were blown up you can go suck a dick, america isnt violent man kind is, america only chooses to kick ass when someone is defenseless and communism trys to take over or some retards act up, like for instance afghanistan is geting their ass kick for acting up, so when i go over there i am going to kick some afghani ass

[KaneinIV]

@fyrzon seriously if you wish they blew up america then go to war with them, but your country probably may have already, and got your ass kicked, so go sucka dick ass face and stop bitching because we aren't violent mankind is violent you dumb fucker, america only kicks ass when fucktards like you act up like for instance afghanistan their getting thir ass kicked for acting up.

[Lilacatz]

Ah the good and smart zombie fighting people of America. I like how there are stereotypes of that black and white time. Makes it more "realistic" even with the zombies...

[DesertCamo32]

I would've picked up the shotgun while he drew closer and hit him with it.

[TheFucker55]

iu prefer using fireworks than guns.....

[BrotherBrian777]

Apparently 58 viewers have no sense of humor and don't know superior satire when they see it.

This video is hilarious through and through!

[imamember9]

Im English u idiot!!!

[fredfan949]

make a colured one

[thesaviorofthedead]

im an american but im not an ASS like u

[Noobkiller500]

I watch too many zombie vids, thats why im afraid of the dark now :o

[48killerz612]

um. isn't a knife better than a arm that ways more? I mean if you have a knife stab it in the head. am i wrong?

[Chaseevers]

good thing my family is full of rednecks we got about 20 different kinds of guns in our house

[Mathadar]

@Chaseevers no you are great americans exercising your 2nd amendment rights.

[stigmabuster22]

4:48 then why dont you go shoot the zombies and lock the back door bright one?

[mybigwang1]

ONLY COD GAMERS WOULD SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!

[Redmist2000]

@mybigwang1 No, they tend to be over weight girlfriendless losers.

[mw2nerdism]

@Redmist2000 True. But you are one too!

[patman2492]

@mybigwang1 cod is an overrated game played by douches

[JTpombo]

@mybigwang1 for real, your walls don't sell you guns, and you can't get weapons from a magical box

[Enygma702]

@mybigwang1 I need some beans for the chowda here!

[skully980]

i guess billy doesnt need to study anymore

[unknown5676]

This is funny shit!!!!!!!

Gold star when the mother whacks the sister and when the narrator says the brother has attention deficit!!!

[bassil1]

whats the dealwith all the comments about women

[bassil1]

i dont think they have extra stength'

[reddestror]

6:02 shoot her to

[Nick4563880]

@wahow100 Hells yeah we do!!

[DanVielwerth]

@Mrflappere

Tell that to the victims of Mr. Bird and Mr. Ryan, among others.

[doubtinggeorge]

@Mrflappere Also, only about 1 in 4 Americans actually owns a gun, so. no, we do not all have "calibure rifles", whatever those are.

I should also point out that Britain is hardly a peaceful country. Not that I hate Britain, because I don't, but it has it's fair share of violent crime, and the gun laws were a phenomenally bad idea. That said, I would still probably enjoy living in the United Kingdom, so long as there were no zombies.

[doubtinggeorge]

@Mrflappere It's not illegal to own a gun in Britain, it's illegal to own a handgun. Hunting rifles and shotguns are still legal, though, as an American, I am unaware of how strictly their ownership is regulated or how easy it is to obtain one through lawful means.

[wahow100]

what about canadians we f*&$ing own at killing zombies

[MegaDOubleRainbow]

@wahow100 Hell yeah you Canadians mess zombies up :] With your snowmobiles with machine guns attached to them I don't think one canadian will die during a zombie infestation. XD

[MrM4ns0n]

@Mrflappere jep they are very violent but they get panic if they see somthing sexual...

[SuperWiiCubeBoy64]

slow? obviusly u havent heard of l4d zombies

[ragnose1]

@Mrflappere my family doesnt own any guns (well, except maybe for my moms handgun, but that doesnt count)

[thestupidmariovideos]

no the nazi made the zombies

[XsEsIIVertigo]

im scottish ............... and dead :)

[BoromirGurl26]

lol that was great

[arena6199]

hahah

[AAHH94]

And of course... Canadians!

[Facundo1556]

oh no zombies

[PrinccesEllie]

im going to be a zombie! oh noes....!! i know who im going after ;D

[ChaseSpeer]

@Mrflappere Americans can be violent but at least we're not retarded and we can spell correctly! I would rather live some where that can defend against the undead/satanic scourge then a place that requires a tea break every 15 minutes!

[louiewong1]

ugh looks 99% fake

[AngelicRemorse]

@Mrflappere We're all the same at heart, so your just as violent as any other human, no matter the nationality. Point and case you comment on how you wish they blew up America in the end. You want to see millions die? That is what makes you happy? You make me sick. You think Americans are violent? But here you are saying you want to see em all die, you fucking wanker. Go take your pompous arse back to Britain and learn some respect.

[killianman299]

i dont understand isnt a baseball bat and a zombies arm the same length?

[lonebannana]

"i dont understand isnt a baseball bat and a zombies arm the same length?" @killianman299

yes, but the post-war kitchen is too small to swing it. the zombie arm has a joint that allows it to bend, thus easier to use in such a small kitchen

[killianman299]

@lonebannana oh ty