Benson's Animal Farm

[userj1420]

Bensons Animal Farm is reopend and exists in Hudson NH :)

[PointlessComedy]

LMAO! the way he imitates his dad . "AYE"

[certifiedwhiteninja]

Skidlidoo should be meme.

[BrandonLeeLuster]

i heard this in school

[wegotthecup11]

7 people dnt know there ass from there elbow

[kanersgonnakane]

THE HOSPITAL ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR HERE!

THIS IS WHERE BENSON'S USED TO BE!

ahahaha my tears

[chicago85bearz]

Gotten pulled over there a few times, good stuff.

[flimsynoodle]

Awwww I wanna go D:

[Neonmars31]

I used to go the Benson's all the time when I was a Kid. Sorry you never had a chance to go Dane.

[Sorvea]

@Neonmars31 I think they should re-open it just for him. 

[stoneddeaf420]

@stoneddeaf420 "Alright, we're here." "the hospitals nowhere near here!" "THIS IS WHERE BENSONS USED TO BE"

[realitytl151]

Lol Live like a quarter mile up the road. Now i cant drive quads in it tho :(

[lcanaled1]

5 people dont know they're ass from their elbow

[leog68]

Live in Hudson, it's park now, there are still a few buildings left. They are building a September11 Memorial with steel beams of the Twin towers.

[Filmaker25]

@leog68 Just went to it. Awsome!

[AnimeQMaster]

Benson's Animal Farm closed in 1987, but guess what Dane Cook it re-opened in May 2010, they must have watched this and said let's re-build Benson's Animal Farm, you can go now, Dane!

[DEMY160]

the 5ppl who disliked this, r probably dads who had 2say that 2there own kids..

[OOHSLAX25]

5 people have no taste in comedy

[seabee319]

you can go on the zipper and smash the goddam teeth out of your face but who gives a shit!?

[mxartist8]

the kid stopped - lightning came out of his heel. no lightning came out of the zip

[Scotty2Hottyi2Cool]

911 i have a problem 5 people disliked this video

[WonderlustStrike]

Dude. I'm from NH, my dad is from Boston and he ALWAYS talks about Benson's Animal Farm because there was a gorilla there that would throw poop at people. Apparently he and my mom would sit in the back an laugh at all the newcomers who got poop thrown in their faces 'cause they didn't know any better. I was born in 1989, Benson's went out in 1987. I never got to go either Dane... I never got to go either...

[laughlivelove0028]

@WonderlustStrike my dad was a vet at Benson's and he worked with that gorilla and he loved it haha

[Rushgoon1]

what's with the retarded WOOOOH, YEAAAAAH, RIIIIIIIGHT. For nothing crowd yell's? Seriously man?

[alexgao814]

THE HOSPITAL ISNT GOING ANYWHERE

[theunsanereaper]

Annoying crowd... hehe "dad" Crowd: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEAAAH!!!

[doomracing210]

benson's was in hudson,nh

[doomracing210]

benson's was in hudon,nh

[gulfofmexico203]

I saw a commercial for Benson's Animal Farm, it looks f***ing depressing. Like a prison for animals, they are literally scraping at the bars of their cages, pacing the cage, trying to reach the crumbs of food outside!

[clan11135]

@Dragoon202 Thank you for putting up this video.

[aelishaful]

lol that's how my roommate wakes up

[masterofpop]

he went to bed at 7.58

[lilsk8rat666]

which movie is this from?

Rough around the edges?

[amberowens65]

the hospital is nowhere near here.....THIS IS WHERE BENSON'S USE TO BE! LMAO!!

[huntdog11]

4 people didnt get to go to bensons

[HyperAnimeGrl12]

i've heard that line so many times, it feels like nothing's going anywhere~

[airstone2]

it sounds like a cavalcade of fun!!

[BooandPeaPiesMom]

"Hey Benson's isnt going anywhere"..lol

[hawaiichic405]

super sad cuz his dad died not too long ago.....

[shadowbear123]

THIS IS WHERE BONSON'S USED TO BE!

[MrDeery27]

lol an exorsism ahhahahahaha

[PointlessComedy]

@MrDeery27 my fav part lol hes all looking up!



[davgabe]

He sucks the worst comic ever and biggest douche bag alive

[struckran]

@davgabe -im sure another 5% of the world agrees with you....retard

[Boomayy]

@davgabe lulz, then don't listen to him. kthxbai

[MrManicPanic]

@davgabe

Quick question ass wipe: then why are you watching him?

[ToastExpert19]

That "you know you drunk when you think the cab fair is the time" line was used by another comedian...

[Pancakes0u0]

@ToastExpert19 You do realize, that most jokes originate from other people? O__o and so what of it? A comedian is a comedian. Who made the florescent light bulbs? Well.. did you know that Thomas Edison made the light bulb? o_o he made it, we made it better. Like Dane Cook and many OTHER comedians, some guy said one quote, Dane Cook made it better. There you go.

[smellslikebeef]

@ToastExpert19 beautiful observation

[DieOrDrag]

You know what pop , The hospital's  not going anywhere axxaxaxaxax

[Hockeyguy848]

"put on your fun hats we're on our way"

[Tristen95gi]

The hospitals no where near here, and then Ill be like this is where bensens used to be

[100percentflymusic]

the last few seconds reminded me of george lopez

[smileyface596]

next time dont cut it off so fast!

[doboef]

I start thinking that he may have some Polish background-he's a katholik + his dad was drinking...

[lifetakescxD]

cant stop watching this LOL

[camaroboy317]

we were supposed to be on the journey at 8 o clock and we knew we were fucked ccause he went to bed at 7:58 bahahaha

[spamman09]

" the hospital is no wear near hear" " THIS IS WHERE BENSONS USED TO BE"

[Deathorglory95]

The hospital isn't going anywhere!!!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT

[AO93]

YOU SAID, YOU SAID

[reptar2238]

bensons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[awesometrick]

THIS IS WHERE BENSON'S USED TO BE!!!

[09sillygs]

the suck on these chinese balls is from the movie hang over an i wanna go to bensons an yeah i heard they reopened it like this year :))))

[bertcookieandelmo]

hahahaha I have been where bensins used to be, its so weird..the cages are still there and you can go insideof them, it makes me sad that its gone =[

[bertcookieandelmo]

@bertcookieandelmo **benson's

[acousticfigure]

Too much cheering, not enough laughing. It's a comedy gig, not a concert.

[KIMBERLY03051]

FYI - Benson's is opened again. The  Town of Hudson, NH worked very hard to reopen it.

[kurt9876543210]

skiddly doo!!!-

[pom1996]

HEYY! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING YA NIGGA! YA SUCK ON THOSE CHINESE BALLS!

[ajk712]

The people cheering are annoying as hell

[LovePink1516]

"Dane, I need you to take me to the hospital". You know what i'm gonna say?, "Hey pop, the hospital's not going anywhere!" It's not over yet, i'm gonna take him in my car and drive him to an empty parking lot, and i'm gonna go, "Okay pop were here." And he's gonna go, "The hospital's no where near here". And i'm gonna go, "This is where Benson's used to be!". Hahahahahaha. Gotta love it ;]

[TomValedro]

they are cheering to everything. wth

[supercat37954]

skidilidu



[caitysmollz]

"i've been around the block a few times, okay?" "we're like 'that's cause you're too fucking drunk to find the house dad'" ahaha

[suger339]

you no what pop th hospital aint goin any where...tha hospital anit any where near here...you no wut pop this is where bensons used to be! rofl lol

[OMGJellyBean]

@xxx69ajj69xxx You're the only one who did that... Jokes on you!!

[xxx69ajj69xxx]

@OMGJellyBean no shit im the only1 and hows the joke on me stupid bitch, that don't make sense.

[OMGJellyBean]

@xxx69ajj69xxx Your language is very offensive.

[Axmurdera3993]

@xxx69ajj69xxx go fuck urself buddy id like to see u make 1 person on utube laugh u fuckin stupid mother fucker

[xxx69ajj69xxx]

@Axmurdera3993 axmurdera? rofl i bet ur 1 of them juggalo faggots and ide like to see dane cook make 1 person on utube laugh cuz this nigga cant he aint funny get off his dick homo

[pom1996]

@xxx69ajj69xxx YOU DICK FACE! HE IS THE BEST COMIDEAN IN THE WORLD!

[xxx69ajj69xxx]

@pom1996 ROFL I HOPE UR COMMENT WAS A JOKE.

[jlangston23]

@xxx69ajj69xxx I hope it was too

[JDMx420]

skittlyyydooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[DeathByBloodyRomance]

what show is this one?

[AimbotBoii]

Dont worry pop the hospital isnt goin anywhere

[thatguyyouknowabout]

It's that best quality video that i have seen of Benson's Animal Farm

[TheAvengedfan]

Guess what IT WENT SOMEWHERE!

[3648cars]

Dane you are the fucking man!

[MrElko24]

ahahha 8:00 AM we were fucked we went to bed at 7:58 lmfaoooooooooo

[44trinity]

skiiiidlllyyyydoooo

[acedeamon77]

This is where bensons used to be