Homeopathic Tachyon Vortex Healing FINCHED

[AndyCielecki]

The Doctor Who companion Romana featured in this video was played by the lovely Sarah (Lalla) Ward, who was later to marry a certain Dr R Dawkins...Im guessing this fact wasn't wasted on the finches lol

[EarlFaulk]

Dr. Who FTW!

[charukrsnadasa]

Tachyon is to science as chi is to chi gong. It's all universal energy or Ether. Some brainiac persons just figured which elements (minerals, crystals, etc) attract more of these universal energies. Its science trying to do what chi gong masters can do without the training. I have used Takionic with success.

On that crab picture. Left of moon looks similar to Mina incarnation.

[CommercialVehicle]

what the hell is that !!!

[TheSecretEye]

"I didn't know Krang was into homeopathic medicine!" LOL

[griptick]

this video was funny as shit untill you said that herbs dont heal your body. That sir, is complete shit and medically proven wrong.

[ScissorHand26]

@griptick

The guy listed more than just herbs. I'm pretty sure their negative reaction was towards the guy same homeopathic remedies work.

[MovieFinatic456]

LOLOL Dude I have that Doctor who episode!

[Bob9899boB]

Tachyon energy field placed under tongue - what? Aren't tachyons superluminal particles or is there something I don't know about tachyons. Other than that it was good

[grendelee]

Do not light a match next to a feverish child. You have been warned.

[0pteryx]

MST3K much? 

[sephrinx]

Ok ... why did you make this video?

[AllMixedUp312]

WHY ARE YOU ROTATING!?

:D

[trifelgeputinage]

First time viewer and I LUV IT!

Also- she looks like Susan Boyle! LOL.

[petehjr1]

Will these asshats please let Tesla alone already.

[CromDubMonday]

"Tachyons only desires to serve."

I love the part with the crab. "Let us bow our eyestocks and pray for delicious pellets..."

[SirMayhem]

"Thank you for riding the crazy train. Please keep your hands and arms inside the closing doors."

"Bing-bong"

Also when riding the crazy train, keep your seatbelt securely fastened. The crazy train has been known to go off the rails.

[publicdrunkeness]

i used to have a serious crush on that chick as a kid, although i had several crushes on Dr Whos female companions!

always pissed me off when they replaced a hot chick with a dopey dude.

i mean it is ok to join in, but replace the hot chick?!?!? blasphemy!

now hand me that vial of tachions, i need to put them under my toung and spontaniously heal myself just like jesus used to do! where are my colors?

[NomadSoul76]

And one more thing.. WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT PICTURE OF THE CRAB APPARENTLY SALUTING THE MOON? I can accept a lot of the BS pictures, he's just throwing in scientifical looking pictures. But what the hell was with that crab?

[Tineafa]

Crabs are very religious. Didn't you know that?

[Fabsun]

Crab people, crab people...

[NomadSoul76]

I made a mistake in not watching this previously because I feared the concentrated stupidity waves being emitted by the original video.

This was pretty decent. You guys made it work.

And yes, that DID look like Susan Boyle.

[DINDRAGON]

Actually it's not so laughable to apply some Tesla or Newton in the nonsense equation... when science was an infant, alchemy and mysticism were oftenly taken to account as potentially naturalistically explained phaenomena (though Newton was not a naturalist himself, just a brilliant mind in an infant stage of cultural enlightment)...

[wilddey]

if he has a fever, light a match

[BobTKaye]

What was it that made you all burst out laughing at the same time?

[thedarwinfinches]

The surreallity of putting Tesla in there.

[seppesai]

hey do you have sth against nikola?

[netmystique]

". . . these particles only designed to serve." Huh?

[freqmart]

WTF did tesla have to do with anything? That video was downright retarded.

cut to random drawing of chakra alignment.

cut to picture of cave

cut to tesla

WTF???!!!??

[Cyrathil]

It's so cute when the idiots try and understand how the body works, without any instruction whatsoever on anything based in reality.

[abyssquick]

Humans = Rainbows. Basically.

[abyssquick]

Perhaps they meant... Homo-pathic?

[busterggi1]

WTF?? I don't think the makers of the video could have understood themselves. No wonder the finches couldn't get it, no one could.

[DeimosSaturn]

It's ironic that when crystal clutchers talk to me about vibrations and their healing powers I immediately feel like vomiting.

[generaleskimo]

Oh... I want to see more of Robo-Rabbi!

[Soula27]

Doctor Who FTW.

Great video guys.

[greenjoker713]

With the future Mrs. Dawkins as a Companion.

[GoblinXXX]

Wow. Just... Wow. I didn't imagine homeopathic "medicine" could be any MORE full of shit than it already was- Now they're throwing TACHYONS into it. At least it used to pretend it was based on biology.

[jussts]

ROBO RABBI!!!

[snipzor]

17th Rush+Oxycotin joke today, always awesome.

[325982668]

HAH krang, that kills me

[AntiCitizenX]

HA! You had a "This Island Earth" reference! Awesome. :)

[joshstevens76]

I love Robo-Rabi!!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Yeah, delicious looking finches finching more videos! Finch yeah!

I'm gonna find you and eat you, finches, because I love you that much!

[EdwardHowton]

The only conclusion we can come to watching this video is that the one true God is a theoretical particle and that we should join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Nikola Tesla Inventions so that we may be permanently healed of ailments temporarily by thinking really hard that we're not sick anymore because some homosexual (because of the rainbow) hermit crab is praying to the moon.

It all makes so much sense now! Thank you, homely pathetic tacky healing!

[GoblinXXX]

Well, DUH. How dare you question the mighty homosexual moon-worshiping hermit crab and his miracle prayers?

[Surathan]

"Fuck you and your- Hey! Dark Side of the Moon! great album, great album!"

[fauyd]

The weirdest thing about that was a show starting at 6:15 pm. I remember TNT (or was it TBS?) starting shows at like 3:35 and stuff back in the day, so maybe its not so weird. I hate quantum quackery and new age pseudoscience so much.

[JakobAmbrose]

I love that video. Tachyons mixed in with new age bullshit, a few science sounding words and an obligatory reference to Jesus Christ gives you healing powers. Now that is some good crazy right there.

[anglaismoyen]

Couldn't have put it better :)

[AsG1989]

1:29 i love how the finch in the middle laughs lmao

[NomadSoul76]

Wow. I can't even bear to watch this one. Creationists using blatant lies I can deal with. But tachyon energy fields left over when you add an ingredient to water but then dilute it to the point where only water remains? Yargh!

You people.. er.. finches.. are masochists!

[jimrbsn]

Jesus is the basis of this silliness.... what a shocker!

[CauseIHadToAsk]

"let us bow our eyestalks..." part brought tears to my eyes.

[effinmantobe]

Now turn the intensifier disc 18 degrees to the right.

That video hurt my head. Too much woo in one video for me.

[CriticalAtheist]

People hurt my brain.

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

2:16

OMG these people are stupid!

[MastrodiAtheist]

random sin(x) graph FTW

[dave28lax]

Tom Baker is still the best Doctor...and of course his companion in this series later became Mrs Richard Dawkins.

[mydeadexlover]

Richard "Dark"kins... XD ahahahahahaha just kidding... ahahahahahaha have you seen Caughlan pwning the athist antidote video yet? it's fucking hilarious...

[TheAtheistPaladin]

ooooo OOOOO OOOOO..........I don't know how to really annotate the Dr. Who theme in text...