"Everything should fit together, and that's the way we have...I really feel like our team, at this point, is ready to go hit individuals from another institution of higher learning." This is easily the best quote from a head coach ever.
"We had an almost game, It reminded me when I was in the 3rd grade and it came time to go to the 4th grade in June and they told me I was almost good enough to go to fourth grade" LMFAOOOOO
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This man needs to be checked for down syndrome. He looks like he spent majority of his life licking windows in the back seat of a Buick. Someone get this man some help and maybe a helmet. EMETAD!!!!
everybodys laughing at him and he's just like what the crap are you laughing at? haha i love people like that
11332baller 1 month ago
since the dead sea was just sick... hahahaha!!!
sidnomis1 1 month ago
Goddamn this guy is hilarious.
ryanexsus 1 month ago
Butt and Boozeman area....ha haa haa
06superglide 3 months ago
Ned Flander's funny football coach, hehehe I like him
lafabricadelcielo 3 months ago
Coach Green -- where have you been all my life?!?
packerlandmike 4 months ago
like a homely girl on a honeymoon ...... BUSY BUSY BUSY!!
lmao
Vidinotes 4 months ago
1:00 " ...I really feel like our team at this point is ready to go hit individuals from another institute of higher learning!" FTW!
akbrown15 4 months ago 2
"Everything should fit together, and that's the way we have...I really feel like our team, at this point, is ready to go hit individuals from another institution of higher learning." This is easily the best quote from a head coach ever.
TheKillaBeezie 4 months ago
looks like lary dadid
cacasarq 7 months ago
i think i'm in love with his similies.
happyispretty 7 months ago
Like a pogo stick on Viagra lmfao
GunShotWound308 10 months ago
Coach Green is the best flippen coach in the world.....Hope he haz a happeh retirement!:3
TheSizzler777 10 months ago
I was coaching when the dead sea was only sick... amazing.
cch1125 11 months ago
There is an app in the iPhone App store called Greenisms that plays the best of his quotes.
rplankenhorn 1 year ago
"i was coachin when the dead sea was only sick" hahahahahaha
Tigersfan829 1 year ago
that coach is awesome lol
simsimdabear 1 year ago
It not what he says that kills me its the fact that he is dead serious every time he says something he doesnt crack a smile at all
kenc12 1 year ago
I love how his voice is always the same volume.
gopflash 1 year ago 3
"...trying to sell bubble gum in the lock-jaw ward." Very funny.
moejeffreys 1 year ago
In case i didn't hear what he said, they played it twice. If I still didn't hear, then I could just read the comments.
THEGordonBomBay1 1 year ago
Wasn't that funny you needed to repeat it
FloydyTube 1 year ago
crack enough eggs you'll get an omlette!! hahah
Jawzboy 1 year ago
"We had an almost game, It reminded me when I was in the 3rd grade and it came time to go to the 4th grade in June and they told me I was almost good enough to go to fourth grade" LMFAOOOOO
hurryupman12 1 year ago
5 people hate motivational speakers
mgbball55 1 year ago
This man would kill Lil Wayne in a rap feud.
SSGx386 1 year ago 4
The white version of Herm Edwards....
iquitmatch 1 year ago 3
@iquitmatch Herm and Bob need a TV show where they just break down games and tell stories.
gopflash 1 year ago
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SuperFreedomRock 1 year ago
@SuperFreedomRock Why the hate? He's charming, what'd he do to you?
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
"i was coaching when the dead sea was sick....."
hiphopmanuscript19 1 year ago
If he would've been at a division I, he would've been America's favorite coach
Neenockamockawok 1 year ago
like a homely girl on a honeymoon, busy, busy!
rollocarlos13 1 year ago
The 3 people who didn't like this video are clearly terrorists
threeojl 1 year ago 41
@threeojl hahaha
FilthyReech 1 year ago
this guy is the fuckin tits he goes out to clubs and gets mad ass
PipBoy53 1 year ago 2
"rougher than a pine cone toilet seat"
"I've been coaching since the dead sea was still sick"
"it's like trying to sell bubble gum in a lock-jaw ward"
"busy like a homely girl on her honeymoon"
Yogi Berra has nuttin on this guy. Classic.
cgautier 1 year ago
I'm an old coach.
I was coaching when the dead sea was only sick
... HA!
YoungLejinz 1 year ago
LOL, "i was coaching when the dead sea was only sick"
Jambone2 1 year ago
Glad to be a DIGGER!!!!! Eat SHIT AND DIE SAINTS
4dmghunt 1 year ago
Ugh - this was linked to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? Really? God - Triumph would rearend both the coach and the sportswriter.
nickschuyler 2 years ago
haahahah a pogo stick on viagra.
bryandeezy 2 years ago 21
yea i spit my drink out on that one... 5 stars for him...
NOSCOP3CiiN3MA 2 years ago 4
the word greatest is used too loosely
mcronan09 2 years ago
It was so great they did it twice. :P
snochicka 2 years ago
lmfao
eers2ya 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
JackKaye 2 years ago
Hilarious
whitemike52 3 years ago
TUCK FECK!!!!!!!
bradym22 3 years ago
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douche bag
franklin13215 3 years ago
friggin funny!!!
SeniorProduction 3 years ago
He is fantastic!!! And he is in my old home town of Beautiful Butte!!!!
Zooks4 3 years ago
i think this guy has turrets
MovieMaker12000 3 years ago
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This man needs to be checked for down syndrome. He looks like he spent majority of his life licking windows in the back seat of a Buick. Someone get this man some help and maybe a helmet. EMETAD!!!!
jjperino 3 years ago
Haha that is awesome! "A pogo stick on viagra" lol!
Thanks for the laugh.
mikedaniels 4 years ago