Obama Pokes Fun at Washington, Himself

[deepen2011]

coolest.President.EVER.

[dariansarr]

Obama is ma brother from another mother

[willythewildwino]

"Wasssup!' hahha, Obama's a funny dude

[zerohourkevin]

Obama is PRO XD

[sirenadellopera]

How to shoot friends and interrogate people: LMFAO!!

[KevkeHBK]

Obama should say: LIKE A BOSS

[almamya]

God bless him. a good guy with wonderful sense of humour.

[vikbarcelos1970]

OBAMA IS THE BEST !!!!

[MyavaMusic]

LOL!!

[leontank]

obama is awsome

[charlieharperjakeala]

he'd rather should lead the country instead of making fun.

[Edgepill]

@charlieharperjakeala It's a presidential tradition, so don't criticize. 

[Xunkun]

Fucking youtube ads and fucking Autoplay!!!!!!

[RyanR3volution]

Obama is a Keynesian.

[Porojukaha]

Lol obama needs to hire conan to write for him. Every one of those was a groaner.

[iNiCY33]

i love it! he is human!!

[Runescapegamble]

screw this guy...

[1trojantjl]

ovomit is a good a president as he is a comedian, baseball pitcher, and bowler

[PlayingFlyForFun]

I knew he is black, he just like to act white most of the time.

[TokenPictures111]

Well at least what he said about Dick Cheney is tru...and oh FUCK THE NEW WORLD ORDER

[mmtna]

in the heezy  hahaha!!!

[HDTVGamePlay]

Thank god, Bush is not the president anymore.

[FREEDEJATAYLOR]

ohh emmm geeee sooo cool

[schlabresfan]

Liberals are completely and ruthlessly intolerant to all other viewpoints that disagree with them. Their weapons of war are to deflect, defame, and demean all opponents.

[StillersFan33]

@schlabresfan lmao at your comment about Liberals. i've been saying that for years to some degree. although i disagree with your previous i was able to find the other one funny.

[9l8i7n6k]

I have waited so long for a president to say the phrase "in the heezee"

[nameinlights25]

this is one reason why i dont like obama, he's not serious, he doesnt make himself seem like a president, someone to be respected and honoured he does crap like this all the time! like writing a note for a 10 year old girl while her father is trying to ask him a serious question?? he's playing this charade of honesty, but honesty would be you knowing i dont want to be your best friend i want you to make my life better be honest about what your going to do for our country.

[redwingsmike3718]

@nameinlights25

He was at the White House Correspondents Association dinner. Presidents are expected to make jokes and be funny at that event.

Way to take it out of context though.

[giovannimartinezm5]

0:24 when i heard that noise i busted out laughing

and lol from the heart thing was bs that man was looking at that paper trying to not look at it for two long but he made it obvious -____-

[praetorian2150]

WOW, slapping cheney in public, how the fuck didnt i see this before

[schlabresfan]

American politicians; liars, thieves, fools, & criminals almost everyone of them. Running the biggest ponzi scheme in the history of the world: The US economy. The only business allowed to run in the red, spend with limitless abandon and eats the very sheeple that feeds it. All the while telling them it's for their own good. The founding forefathers would be turning in their graves if they saw how this nation has turned out. Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing.

[dchris1990]

@schlabresfan beware of morons attempting to sound intelligent.

[schlabresfan]

@dchris1990 you can make fun of me all you want, it does not make what I said any less of the truth. But most of the sheeple are taught to think this way. I am a voice in the wilderness crying out....

[dchris1990]

@schlabresfan if it is a ponzi scheme, it actually works fairly well. sorry but i understand your hatred for the current corruption of this world, i hate alot of it too, but when you speak in such broad generalization, you just turn off possible supporters. also,,,read books and find data to back up your theories. good luck in life

[schlabresfan]

@dchris1990 I have read the data...check out Invisible Empire:A New World Order here on youtube for one

[Misguidedism]

@schlabresfan seen it bro thumbs up from me.

[gerudgutierrez]

@schlabresfan you mad man.....

[StillersFan33]

@schlabresfan you pulled an estimated 100% of that comment out of your ass.

[schlabresfan]

@StillersFan33 I only speak the truth

[deadshotxxx]

52 dislikes..... why u gotta be hatin on obama. just cause he's first black president. i think its cool that we got a first black president..

[StillersFan33]

@deadshotxxx it has nothing to do with him being black....

[afroebob]

Obama sucks... period.

[TomLawTV]

I didn't get any of the jokes but they were still funny :D OBAMA FTW!

[DavidPennable]

SHOULD'A WEN'T WITH KINKO'S

[tight686]

Good God I officially love this guy now.

[RobTheIn]

WAssssss up?

[TheChingon12]

muslims are just one more religion thats bad . and comes in his name

just like jesus said many will come in my name n will deceive many .. so watch out

read the bible and lern from it who knows what this karon or book of this is .

but one thing ill tell u even the devil believes in jesus .

[MsCuriousCat]

@TheChingon12 - There's nothing wrong with Muslims and Jesus as you call him name is reall Iesus and Yahshua. Jesus was a name the Greeks change by just turning the I into a J and his birthday is not Dec. 25 that's Zeus birthday and you celebrate all PAGAN holidays which is against GOD will. Im not a Muslim but the more I watch them I think the Christians got it all wrong and they show more hate than anyone I know . You are a weak minded person, look it up yourself it''s all there.

[TheChingon12]

@MsCuriousCat by sayin jesus is sayin the son of men the lord

and if i look anything up is in the bibble the word of god and holidays

are made for us . we are not made for the holidays jusus made me a

free men from any religion his my lord and alls .

[DavidPennable]

Barack Husaine Soetero made Opera cry, toms throwing a fit over 9-11 project blue beam beacon , it's all over if we don't understand how Hollywood and Disney are the architects of mass illusion to condition masses with subliminal nonsense, for example, when was the last time you heard 3 viewpoints on meet the press? INFOWARRIORS UNITED!

[irnotdum]

@DavidPennable What the hell are you saying?

[DavidPennable]

@irnotdum what I'm saying,is that democrats and republicans alike are misinformed on many fronts, can I ask you to watch this with an open mind? it will help a lot of people understand youtube.com/watch?v=YnV-QK6GYi­k

[trojantjl]

obama is a good a comedian as he a president, baseball player, and, bowler/

[MsCuriousCat]

@trojantjl - He is a funny man to listen to and I love his laugh. GOD is with Obama and we need to be with his too. We are at WAR with SATAN and SATAN are the very ones that make up stuff about him and try to tear him down in every way they can. Those people dont know GOD and it shows every time they trys to take a cheap shot at our PRESIDENT OBAMA! Remember enemies out there that is reading this msg. you are at war with GOD not Obama...2012 is coming. PEACE

[BloodyLoveEnglish]

@trojantjl Oh no son have you seen his baseball pitch.. Lamo

[Vodje01]

he's a sad puppet for all those satanic bitches

[Dagney77]

Obama the narcissistic fraud.

Time to resign, Barry Soetoro. We're on to your scam.

[splicedenergy]

@Dagney77 You're one of those people who've lost thier minds. I'm sorry you are suffering from this awful debilitating mental disorder, which only those with a week mind and boggling belief system have incurred. At least its entertaining

[Dagney77]

@splicedenergy Oh yeah? Well at least I know how to spell "weak" and that the contraction for "it is" requires an apostrophe.

Keep writing, shithead. Show everyone how fucking stupid Obama supporters are. If it wasn't for people like me paying for your welfare, your dumb ass would be extinct and you know it.

[splicedenergy]

@Dagney77 Welfare? Are you fucking nuts or what? How the hell do you figure I am on welfare? Typos happen, especially when I'm frustrated and the less charachters the better, Most of my comments dont have extra charachters so I can have room for substance. Having a 3 figure income IS NOT welfare qualified asshole

[DaniloCamargo]

LMFAO, Obama is awesome

[ssmet97]

Sarah Palin will be a amazing presidant obama is horrible he hasnt done crap since he entered office. The only thing he has done is made things worse!

[IrishDavaRox]

hes kinda like and sounds like a anorexic dwayne "the rock " Johnson. think about it....

[DavidPennable]

@IrishDavaRox XD!

[sistalinda]

That was good material.  But the world is in such a mess. It's hard to laugh. What an awful mess he stepped into when he won. Still, I'm so glad he won.

[cliffordbond1]

He's a prsident, Not a comedian.. This is why he isn't a good president. Too much jokeing not enough hard wok

[dinmorfar]

@cliffordbond1 Oh yes, because the 2 minutes he spends joking each day could be used feeding the hungry hoboes on the street, right? How fucking stupid are you?

[cliffordbond1]

@dinmorfar This is big boy talk. Not for you.

[HPhenomenal]

@cliffordbond1 he's done more work in the first few months of his presidency than bush did in his entire 8 years..so i would stfu if i were you and go read my bible and then go hunting.

[AJTheYoung]

@HPhenomenal Nah... lol Bush did a lot of bipartisan things like going to Iraq and protecting us with the creation of homeland security. :P Better speaches ftw though. I couldn't stand listening to Bush at all. Not that I like what Obama is doing at least I can get behind what he's saying. Thumbs up :D

[YtseJam16]

@cliffordbond1 Yeah, definitely. You can't be a human if you want to be a good President. Can't make people laugh, that means the effort's wasted on the humour.

[BaddestJournalism]

chek out my obama meltdown live on cspan video

[BLCalifornia]

>

> Play the Obama game

> Go to y8 com/games/Falling_Obama

> Send teh URL to all your friends

>Have fun!

>

[BigSexyVideos]

Once the half breed is done been presidnet. (Which will only be a term) We all know what he will become next..... A Stand up comedian. He loves when he gets way, but when he doesn't he gets a little upset. Boo Hoo One someone question him, his smile turns upside down

Fuck this piece of shit. Obama aka Osama Bin Laden aka The Anti-Christ.

[BLCalifornia]

>

> B O's father was a drunken bigamist - who abandoned him.

> His mother was a slut - she also abandoned him.

> B O was raised by his Communist grandparents.

> All his important mentors and advisors are Communists.

> Laugh at this creep's jokes?

> F U B O

>

[13lackhawk13]

@BLCalifornia go fuck yourself

[samoz9999]

@BLCalifornia You're funny :) Keep them comments coming man, who knows, you might say something that makes sense for once

[100crawma]

obama is marxist filth of the worst kind----go to  hell

[Smokey94462]

Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama!

[hulkhogantupaclover]

haha obama is so cool, the best US president!

[andrewdude1]

that Dick Cheny joke...respect for obam...rising....

[clearcombat]

Obama is the worst president in american history. Here is why. He believes government should run our lives. Our money is not ours by creating phony tax raising programs. He is giving into the terror extremist. He is a socialist. If you think the motor vehicle is ran badly, hold on to your seat. Obama is the David Dinkins of the white house. Forgettable and useless.

[buddy83676]

Obama needs to move down here to an Arizona border town with his family just for a first hand at how bad things really are. I guarantee that in a very short time one of his daughters would be kidnapped and held for ransom. Perhaps when she is found raped, murdered and dismembered he might think a little different about securing the borders.

[Malunat13]

lol obamas got some gangsta in him still i can see it. i wanna light up a fatty with him so bad

[biztizzbigb]

@Malunat13 lol i was having the same convo with my friends. lol i bet he is the chillesst guy to blaze w

[TrendencyIsMLG]

my nigga Obama lol

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[MrJasonSmarts]

first US prezzy who is human!

[ilovepanslabyrinth]

@MrJasonSmarts

With love from New Zealand. I like Bill Richardson as well

[blackdem7795]

@MrJasonSmarts or at least that's honest about his humanity

cause clinton got down too haha

[jmn1228]

@MrJasonSmarts fo shizzle

[Duke3231]

@MrJasonSmarts regan?

[LtSurge659]

@MrJasonSmarts

Hmm...

So, according to your formula, President + Jokes = Human President.

So then, that makes virtually every president (even Nixon) perfectly acceptable as a "human".

Hmm.......

What about other world leaders who make jokes? Hitler told jokes. Mussolini told jokes. Hell, I bet Genghis Khan had a sense of humour.

I mean no disrespect, but I find your analysis to be illogical.

[TheAgentbrady101]

@LtSurge659 Ok, may be true but no need to investigate a youtube comment and interrogate the commenter...

[clearcombat]

This guy is a joke.  He will go down as the worst president of the United States. The David Dinkins of the white house. A one termer and quickly forgotten.

[Gisnolie]

@clearcombat you are wrong i bet you just dont like obama because he is black and he is the president ha ha well get over it i bet you are a racist

[tgear77]

@clearcombat As long as George W. Bush remains in the history books, Obama will never be the worst President ever.

[LtSurge659]

@tgear77

Considering both suck and Mr. Obama is gradually burning through all the money faster than Bush at the beginning of the undeclared war (that Obama only continued) in the Middle East, it's only a matter of time before only a gang of Neo-Liberal Historians and Attorneys can protect your opinion, there.

[1trojantjl]

@tgear77 wrong

[tgear77]

@1trojantjl OK, you're right. Andrew Johnson will always be the worst but W. will always be a close second.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 Take that comment back now? Idiot.

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 Did I offend you? Sorry, you are right. W was far worse than Johnson.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 Democratic dumb shit

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 Oh, you cut me to the quick with your great retorts.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 NIGGGGGGGER

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 Well, since I am as white as they come, all you have done with that response is show yourself to be a moronic racist. Congrats on that.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 Wow. You've regressed to one word posts. I guess you have lost what little was left of your mind.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 BLARG HONK!

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 and still he regresses.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 Blarg? Blarg Blarg.

[tgear77]

@1313Drewski1313 Sounds like you're drowning.

[1313Drewski1313]

@tgear77 :D

[Porojukaha]

@tgear77 dont speak so hastily. His term isnt over yet...

[tgear77]

@Porojukaha Of course. He could still start two wars, one of them based on lies, ruin the economy,violate the Constitutional rights of Americans, ruin our standing in the world, watch a major US city fall to ruin and not do anything about it, steal an election, etc etc. But if he wants to match W for time spent on vacation, he will have to start pretty soon and then just stay out of the White House for the rest of this term and most of the next.

[madme93]

what are the screens rasied for ?

[cello361]

lol he has a good sense of humor

[Gisnolie]

@cello361 you are right he does

[yaroshevich]

he should be a stand up comidean

[ceomeye]

Notice that he constanly looks sideways and never stays focused towards the front - All speeches are prepared in advance, they know what they are doing. Just an entertainer, a showcase. Does not address real issues...Does not confront real issues. Somehow he is reading from somewhere, he did not need the paper. A good entertainer, a showcase. Wake up..

[P8NTBALLER987]

nwo all the way for them. to hell with all of them and their nwo. they are all actors, but they are never prepered for real live questions, and always mumble

[PassingTheLampPost]

That's just because he gives this speech in a room where the audience is 180° around him. He tries to address everybody, not just the people who are sitting in front of him.

[HPhenomenal]

LOL my dog is running against Sarah Palin in 2012. I think they have the same IQ

[stone8675309]

don't insult your dog.

[sistalinda]

@HPhenomenal Dog vs. Palin. Dog Vs. Palin. Hmmm....

[Sam14Y]

@HPhenomenal Don't insult your dog like that!

[tehlulz576]

@HPhenomenal They have the same IQ? You must have a really dumb dog haha.

[ssmet97]

@HPhenomenal Sarah Palin will be a amazing president. Obama hasnt done anything since he entered office to benifite anyone! All he has done is make things 10 times worse!

[ProveItBro]

@ssmet97

I can see that the education system is down the drains, at least.

I can tell that from your grammar alone :3

[DavyCrockettFan1]

@HPhenomenal Then I guess your dog must be a genius.

[HPhenomenal]

@DavyCrockettFan1 nah..just a normal dog..in fact..i think my dog is MUCH smarter than her, i ll just pick up a rock from the sidewalk and that should be enough to run against Palin.

[DavyCrockettFan1]

@HPhenomenal Well, I do agree with you that she does not have the amount of expierience to be president. But, I do disagree with you that she is stupid. I absolutly HATE Obama's policies, but I still think he is a smart man.

[jmn1228]

@HPhenomenal dont sell your dog short

[BLCalifornia]

> There is nothing funny about this pinko

> B O HATES America

> O ne

> B ig

> A wful

> M istake

> A merica

[zarcnest]

@BLCalifornia

novus ordo seclorum

[1LORENZOUTUBE]

@zarcnest NEW WORLD ORDER!

[HPhenomenal]

@BLCalifornia well done..how long did that take you?

[MysonbeWise]

Fervent lips with a wicked heart, Are like earthenware covered with silver dross. Deceit is in the heart of those who devise evil. A lying tongue hates those who are crushed by it, And a flattering mouth works ruin. Do NOT boast about tommorrow, For you do not know what a day may bring forth. Faithful are the wounds of a friend, But the kisses of an enemy are deceitful. Righteous exalts a nation, But sin is a reproach to any people-Proverbs

FEAR NOT,PRAY FOR YOUR ENEMY- Jesus

See NWO Solution

[elvisbelt]

What a piece of human garbage! He is not qualified to be a janitor much less the leader of the world. This man is an embarrassment to the human race. Communist punk.

[boscoesarmy]

@elvisbelt You angry man....It's sad when people can't see a genuine human being trying to make a difference. ..Did your mammy not hold you as a child. Why are you so angry?

[usopps]

since when did America become "the world"??

[Shinykangaroo]

And since when did USA become America?

[SuperSuperfly23]

@Shinykangaroo ?

[tredub91]

if they can't fix the sound system, how the FUCK are they going to fix america?

[BLCalifornia]

> "Blah blah blah blah"

> "Me me me me"

> This pinko has never so much as run a lemonade stand

> Now he is driving America into bankruptcy.

> O ne

> B ig

> A wful

> M istake

> A merica

[MrTrajan69]

where da jobs is?

[zimtes]

@BLCalifornia Thats what Bush n da gang did.

They lowered the taxes during the recession and forgot to higher them when the economy turned.

This with the fact that no one invested made the ecnomy to collapse. Wars put the budget deficit to critical lvls.

[AllGenreMusic]

LMK when Sarah Palin's IQ gets over 20.

[interestingramble]

Don't shake us off with a joke. I'm schizoid. I don't laugh. It draws attention away from issues.

[daarkside]

OR it make the young ppl actually care about politics

[dc100GHz]

Obama must have read "How to win friends and influence people" more than 1000 times.

[interestingramble]

No, the kids writing his speeches did.

[FreedomInAmerica]

He read something that's for sure.

Beware of Michelle Obama, because she wants to change our traditions and history.

watch?v=lICe7hoehKM

And there's a lot wrong with Barack Obama

watch?v=IDzVG6HYpBc

[LEgallyAzn]

check out my video "racist baby hates obama" on my channel

[interestingramble]

I hate them all. I'm a baby, and I'm only as racist as you.

[jabbaleskinny1]

obama is so fkn cool

[ParkPlace5677]

jabbaleskinny1 , keep posting like this and I might leave you alone.

[superbispin]

don't worry everybody, parkplace5567 only has a couple of days posting before he pussies out and changes username s usual..but as I keep saying, a turd is always a turd, no matter what name you call it!!

parkplace5567 = NO LIFE BITCH!!!!

[ParkPlace5677]

hey, you spelled your own name wrong. huh. you really are stoopid. Right? Stupid

[ParkPlace5677]

Hey StupidBispin, since I made you shut down your other stupid bisping account I figured you wouldnt mind if I took control of your avitar since you wont be needing it. I own you anyways.

[ikilledpickledbill]

Yeah, my account is working just fine!!! that's how you got teh avitar dumb cunt

loser asshole!!!

BTW? are you rainman is disguise??

[ParkPlace5677]

so mad you are

so mad you be

I see you are so mad at me

hahahhahahahahhahhah

[superbispin]

Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira says hi!

[ParkPlace5677]

You and your MMA / WWE faggot friends are all pussies. Why don't you step into the ring with me so I can beat your ass?

[ikilledpickledbill]

shitface5677, you're so witty, have you ever thought of being a sit down and stfu comedian??

[soymasfuertequetu]

shitface5677 aka .Joseph Merrick !

Who has the bigger pussy, you or your imaginary wookie girlfriend?.you know, the one with the inordinately large pussy!