Masturbation and Dad's Girlfriend Wants Sex: Life Stories w/Alex

[F3AR3DXxDEMON]

It's midnight my parents were asleep and I laughed so fucking hard that yhey woke up and chopped my dick off

[FlyUnionz]

GOOD LUCK IF SHES 65

[MintBerryCrunch1227]

this shit i obviously made up by this dumbass moneywhore

[aaron543219876]

how the fuck did i get here i was watching videos of ps3 overheating

[xFangzxx]

@aaron543219876 I was watching tutorials on minecraft hacked client, and nao i'm here..

[aaron543219876]

@xFangzxx some weird shit man

[theend1011]

what is this D-day?! Your spawn killing like a  mother f-er!

[Kamil55459]

this keeps appearing in my recommended videos so ima watch it to see if it goes away

[yianniskart]

nowdays codops get 2-3 thousand views : /

[UnitedxFilms]

it seems today that all you see is violence and movies and sex on tv

[TheMrHashGuy]

dude what the fuck

[one4paintball]

Can you add me on skyp

[benifulizpro]

my teacher asked me why i was so tired today. i said '' i only did 2 lines of cocian instead of 5 b4 i got here.'' my teacher then escorted me to the school resource officers room and called my parents.- FML

[AK47VSM162010]

@benifulizpro Some Idiot Posted A Stupid Comment That Has Nothing To Do With The Video -FML NOW STFU

[jangofett619]

@benifulizpro why would you say that

[txt603]

wats up my nihhhh-people xD

[ifrankyXD]

LOL THE BRITISH R COMING!!

[philisacoolguy]

just call her mom and make it awkward for her

[CODERED597221]

@6:30 smiley face on the wall. :)

[smoshroc]

That is most definately not the worst case of OCD. I know a dude who checks his locks every 5 min.

[zack7985]

live com!!!

[xXIceman233Xx]

Well now. Sex. Booze. Games.

[Kkskkskks3]

Wow

[dna448]

DSHSB

[MrSolemnKhaos]

2:17 and that children is how you be a prick

[iCanSmilez]

BANG DAT BITCH!!!

[ohpaco80]

is this legit rabbi

[JoshFreestleKid]

Stupid advice but cool story bro

[SHAGGY54321FLY]

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[zSilentTRIX]

DGILF!

[KINGQuikScope]

i got a story but i can only email =3 its pretty sexy

[TheSliman333]

add meh brah:D GT: Vibrantpack73

[NicolasChickPick2]

Gt 360 hurtcarrot

[TheDecreeRewinds]

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[TheDecreeRewinds]

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[darkboy514]

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[darkboy514]

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[MrQuantaK]

The only thing i can think of telling that fapping addict is:

Get Laid.

[DarkAAProductions]

lol this guy has the most funniest stories

[cboy123ful]

not to sound mean

[cboy123ful]

i do it 1 time a day like a normal person

[DANman081]

the average healthy times a day u should pop a stiffie is about 3 or 4 times a day

[computergeek0916]

i masterbuate 3 times a day

[TheJustinluke]

I hope you're happy now BME pain olympics is viral thanks to you

[MrTroll696]

So are you chinese or did you just grow up in China?

[beeb2121]

5:12 notice the gamer tag of the person who who logs on and what hes talking about.

[mortalkombatkiller66]

its calf not stallion

[AzNwacko]

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO GET THE BITCHES? THUMBS UP SO HE CAN HELP ME...

[computergeek0916]

this is like a smaller version of machinma respawn

[INSERTaccountHERE]

wheres the pic of him?

[hastas14]

you kill me with these stories, sooo funny haha

[alcodaapple]

is this video combat training

[ShinobuFTW]

Chronic Masturbator

[iHoldEpic]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! TEH BR1T1SH r C0M1NG!

[medley0602]

cut of his dick

[shanedawsonJR1]

just short like my penis lol ur r so hilarious!!!!=D

[playram1]

Alex and LegitRabbi are so funny.

[1990banks]

looool your hilarious

[nico2710]

My dads friend have a wife....16 years old, and she took me home with her because her husband was back in the old country. You can guess the rest... Fuck it even if shes hot i wouldnt have fucked somewhere the old man has been. But if she's were someone else's girlfriend...HELL YEAH

This is horrible but whatever its good feeling to know that you've fucked someone's wife/girlfriend, you feel fucking awesome afterwards lol Until it happens with you a guess.

[TJDeadlyBeast10]

if shes hot and young fuck her

[SilentxKill153]

CCD= Craving Cock Disorder ??

[AnatomyoftheSamurai]

I would fuck her...Shiiiiiiiit. No but really I wouldn't because chances are your dad's dna has been in that pussayyyyy or shes really unattractive.

[jnsjersym]

dude i jerk it like 10 times a day

[JakeLarr]

@jnsjersym you love stick must look like a christmas tree light :O

[8mmitch]

yes his friend ** cough cough**

[TipsyMilk]

everyone got spawn fucked

[TheDannyboiii4]

the quote is "she has had the old bull, now she wants the young CALF, the she grabs me by the weiner and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

[CircularPancake]

give her crabs

[zWHOz1]

2 bucks & alex= twins

[ZigZagFantasy]

The first obvious choice is... cut off his dick

[amazingmagmorter]

OCD

COD

:(



[BlackOperationsANY1]

his channel= youtube(dot)com/fuzionalex lololol i figured it out

[gearsofhalotheftauto]

lol after listening to that masturbation story, I feel like jacking off myself

[greekkid55]

5:58 short and sweet u said u have a small dick

[THExKINGxKINGx]

You are the funniest commentator ever! :D

[alexbar50cal]

Warm and Fuzzy inside

[HiOnLife14]

6:19 he shoots a face into the wall :|

[finix65]

You're funny as fuck!

[isreal95]

i would record the woman saying she wants me to do her and do her then let my dad hear it and tell him they need to break up. that way you kill 2 birds with one stone: u get some pootie tang and u save ur dad from a bad situation

[zeno247naruto12]

tell the masterbating guy just think of two girls and one cup and the guy with the dad's girlfriend problem he might not want to have sex with her because his penis is small if his penis is small then tell him to have "sex" with her without his penis.I know people are like shut the fuck up dumbass but let me explain get a cucumber or banna or anything that looks like a dick turn off the lights and do her with that.I hope i helped.And thumbs up this so Alex can see.

[jensklitProductions]

The Jokes that Alex make are so lame and unfunny

[WTFGOAWAY]

@jensklitProductions honestly i agree 100%....kinda lame how two dudes asked for serious help and he made some cocky unfunny jokes about it

[TheNuub63]

awesome video ... and yes i would like some live commentary

[tristanbruv]

tell him to think about his grandma naked :)

[jakolantrn33]

is there a person named donutmon227 in this gameplay

[secondasian]

6:00 LOL

he is awesome at sexual joke

[EnslavedHD]

OCD= Obsessive Cock Disorder ??

[2DoublePlay2]

@EnslavedHD I alway thought OCD was Obsessive CoD Dissorder.

[b4107]

@EnslavedHD lol i think it actually means Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

[EnslavedHD]

@b4107 i know bro xD

[b4107]

@EnslavedHD lol i know you were just making a joke but man i am very tired being an ass know-it-all

[EnslavedHD]

@b4107 nah ur fine and not being an asshole im just being hypocrytical as im the usual person that corrects stuff

[b4107]

@EnslavedHD lol we're kind of alike then i just be a know-it-all ALL the time and sometimes just for fun

[GlitchBook]

you get so fucked up shit from people

[skinynfat]

Ummm...

[Termite92]

There is nothing wrong about masturbation! Its a beatiful thing!

[ninodatmexican]

His at 3:27 he says eric...

[jordancolgan]

i have a problem, these stories are bullshit

[gormeggle]

On 2Bucks channel Alex talks about a life storie from the friend of a subscriber!! lol

[Warbius003]

His friend had a french accent... TYPICAL! TROLOLOLOLOLO!

[vkids27]

If she's fit you may as well fuck her :)

[OMGITSGODl0l]

1st story:have sex and you would feel brand new 2nd story:idk same shit is happening to me

[sk8erdude106]

Great stories

[MrCodmw223]

i mean it depends on how hot she is damn computer.

[MrCodmw223]

i think it depnds on how how she is

[Gibo2K10]

That was the funniest story evar!!

[Grimreaper905]

Short and sweet, just like my penis hahooo

[Grimreaper905]

I thought you couldn't get "addicted" to masutrbating, isnt it because the body wants to do it naturaly if you know what I mean.

[nic6447]

i would just fuck the slut out of her

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 yeah totally because you are soooooo mature;) stfu ur prbably some ugly nerd like 15 years or something... your not even capable of "raping a couch" dotn act gangster because you dont want your father to be hurt like that and such... listen to his advice RETARD.... ffs

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 hey dumbass i was kiddin RETARD so chill ur little boner nd fuck yourself... P.S i get more pussy than you

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 ahahaha rofl you're like what? 12? naw you are #foreveralone :) byebye i get more pussy then you will in your entire life :D internet gangster FAIL

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 wow ur so white u thought i was tryin to b gangsta. internet whit boy success for you

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 yeah you WERE trying to be gangster..."i would fuck the slut out of her"? rofl kiddo you cant even find your own DICK nerd #foreveralone <-- ey its you :O

[monkeythelamar]

@lolmaster111222 You seem like a tool trying to act cool but you don't even talk to girls LOL

[lolmaster111222]

@monkeythelamar how a bout you stfu :) is he your buttbudy or something? ;) look at hsi comments first before you're repsonding to ME... retard

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 yeah stupid its called playing around. nd i dont no 1 gangsta that would say i would fuck the slut out of her. so hop off my dick nd fuck wit som1 else mr forever alone

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 you obviously missed the point, aswell as some education :) YOU are #foreveralone because you are a 12 year old retard thinking he is SO cool talking shit over youtube and then haveing gay fantasies over having sex with another men :S sorry but i'm not like you :) so byebye now because you are too stupid to even conversate with :)

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 at least i dont post the gayest songs on my youtube channel. nd i didnt even say anythin bad to u.... so y u hatin. at least i dont look thru comments to hate on cuz ur on ur period

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 doesn tmake sense these comments are over 2 months ago so. the only true thing is you are getting mad at me because i'm telling the truth ;) and my songs aren't gay. well in the means that they are happy ;) then they are. better than that hardcore bullshit you listen to ;) and still look at your comments and then back at mine;) at least im not the one going to the other ones channel, thanks for the views btw;) retard you just lost.... get a life now byebye, oh wait youll never have one

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 i didnt loose nd u didnt win cuz dis wasnt a competition. i dont listen to hardcore shit nd i dont listen to soothin music like u.. ur the stupid kid in the back of the class with no friends except for the teachers. nd i cant call u retard cuz that wont b the right term... ima call u faggot, cuz ur a worthless gay kid masturbating in ur moms basement wishing u can put ur 2 cm dick in ur bf ass

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 right, you done now? you know its not true and i already won so im done here;) its funny how you keep going btw :) i'm the kid that helps someone when they are in need. i'm the kid who is SMART and STRONG ;) unlike you i actually have a girlfriend and actually have a proper/good education. unlike YOU my life is perfect the way it is. it's just even more funny how you keep on raging and calling me gay ;D UNLIKE YOU i actually have friends :)

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 no the only reason y i keep goin is cuz i wonder y u even left a comment like dat nd ur sayin ur the kid dat helps som1.. so i honestly dont believe anythin u just said so ya i am done nd u actually lost from the first comment

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 you already lost before we even started this you retard.... you said" i would fuck the slut out of her" and then 2 comments later you say you were kidding-.- STFU kid just gtfo i dont help people like you because retards like you dont deserve to have a normal life ;) i already was doen with you after the 3rd comment vecause you already lost there's nothing to win here anymore :) sorry

[nic6447]

@lolmaster111222 yeah cuz i was kiddin, u just have to go nd ruin peoples fun. if u look at the other comments they said basically the same thing. nd u dont deserve a regular life because ur a fuckin loser goin on the internet ruinin peoples fun.. ur a big guy now. ur callin me 12 wen u still call people retard. so umm, retard ur prolly ten nd in the beginnin their was no competition so go suck ur boyfriends cock nd leave me alone

[lolmaster111222]

@nic6447 uhm, naw ;) it wasnt a joke. you were being serious in the begin because youre a fake ass gangster :) so uhm since ur done:) bye bye now :D

[dirtyghettokidz91]

you should defienatley be a machinima.

[Andres95chava]

Dude! is that gameplay yours?

[MatthewS455]

I have the same problem ....... except i don't have OCD

[lolmaster111222]

@MatthewS455 XD nice oneXD

[merrelltobias]

4:49 show how bad black ops spawning system is

[mrdanielscottdavies]

Live stream:D?

[DarkJester117]

First story:...HOB KNOCKER!!!!

[BentonSnip3z]

Dude really I mean like really. Dude an older women wants to have SEX with you. Just bone her already man.

[predator9303]

lol this was video was jokes.

[1eyesnipe]

Question 1 Answer.See a doctor

Question 2 Answer:Tell your dad

[HaloViper1x1]

For the second story i would of boned her...but with my luck she would get prego >.>

[Mr101101010]

Just get a gf. That took care of it for me

[deetrox54]

Watch porn to "LET ITALL OUT" thats what i do.

[spycraber]

Youre shit

[TriHaptic]

Your the loveeee doctor!

[JJlil1022]

thats his "friends" problem alright

[FusionFrasse]

Put your face on this channel! :)

[XxXUltimatumXxX]

Thats called being a nymphomaniac, not OCD. Noob.

[link0192]

@XxXUltimatumXxX nymphomaniac is sex fucktard is u compulsivly jack off its ocd retard

[alienworkshop60]

more then a 120 kills WOW

[tortizav117]

STEPBROTHERS FTW :D

[LPSlasher]

"I watched all your videos and I liked them all" *cough* sucker *cough*

[YuvalMader]

@LPSlasher

Suck up*

[Ilikecheez100]

Holy spawn trap!

[Parkside1813]

So funny

[Ben0Saur]

4:19 HEYA MY FRIENDAA

[JoaoFilipe2009]

for the masturbation guy - use barbed wired underpants

for the dads girlfriend - ask your father to do a threesome

EASY

[babykanga11]

i know tell the masterbater to think of his mom when ever he feels like doing it then he'll never wanna do it again unless that turns him on more then he needs mental help

[DropDeadGaby]

Short? loooooooooooooooooooolllllllll­lllll 

[BonacGaming]

Get some dat pussy mang

[slipmad]

i accidentally the subscribe button

[genaxide]

@WOWgGTA4LOVER FAIL LMFAO i did it during a basketball game after school like at 7 or somenthing so yeah ;d

[ThatGuyWhoHides]

i suggest not threatening the dads girlfriend because she could just as easily go to your dad and say you were trying to fondle her. then if she does that, fuck he shit out of her lol

[1305vishal]

FUCK DAT BITCH IN DA ARSE

[genaxide]

@WOWgGTA4LOVER what? thats illegal what country do you live in shit.. thats like child pornography

[TheBigboy2303]

a trick for the 2nd story me and my friend made a jingle "This is my no no square,get your pe nis out of there R.A.P.E RAPE!

[badmarvin901]

Yes, live!

[dabom0282]

be a lord and enter her ring

[NZtechNZ]

The British are coming, the British are coming!

[lolmaster111222]

@NZtechNZ THE BRITISH ARE COMING ???

[Georgemusic0]

@lolmaster111222 watch the fricken video!

[lolmaster111222]

@Georgemusic0 wow ur smart... dude if it was a NORMAL question i wouldnt type it in caps.... RETARD ;) seriously people like you go fucking kill yourself... troll

[NZtechNZ]

@lolmaster111222 In the video he says that

[lolmaster111222]

@NZtechNZ wow seriously?..... if it was a normal question i would have typed it in CAPS/caps and it was more like to make it more obvious so you would say: "the british are comming!!!! " back to meXD but nvm then.... half of youtube is too retarded to get it... no offense