Pussy On The Mat - a ditty by Ivor Cutler

[awnok]

Magic!

[hul0t]

totally fantastic thank you

[residentmeevil]

He's dangerous.

[stellarjenny]

Funky funky.

[petercook3001]

Let me lay on the grass with you and I will feel your lumps....

[weewees1]

coooool lololol

[engerny]

The vacume sounds exactly like a bagpipe..............great ditty. I hope it is on here forever.

[bloke1967]

absolutely bonkers !

[exproggo]

Yeah....excellent stuff

[bab5panky]

Fantastic, you are a genius!!

[290768]

i've hoovered the dog a couple of times got no flees though

[bunklefee]

great song

i'm surprised there's no videos for 'donut in my hand' that was his best song

[futerko808]

Sublime

[pussyonthemat]

I have a awesome nick!

[13Videos]

hehee! yes you do! ummm... from Ivor and myself - take warning. you're going to get a lot of funny looks! Enjoy them!!!

[Sprocket42]

yes yes yes that's the spirit

[samuidesune]

very cool! captures Cutler's wit well.

[beachbum949494]

this is the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

[daveyclayton]

Beautiful and quirky as always - we miss you so much, Ivor. Dave and Lenka

[rhaustein]

i still can't believe the bad rating this is so great!

[janelanemle]

BRILLIANT!!

[Italianlove09]

hold on

[WhiskeyStoutAndRum]

This video perfectly matches what i imigined in my mind when i first heard the song.

I got into Ivor a year ago. The man was before his time. Too much comedy nowadays is just smug twats doing shite observational stuff.

[pelexia11]

oh my oh my ivor is de bomb

bombadabomb

[moltenslag]

Anyone who doesn't like this is someone I hate.

[simpguy76]

Then I guess you REALLY hate me then....F'N dumb videos.

[Italianlove09]

kiss my ass u and ur 1 inch pecker

[13Videos]

gads people it's a silly video site - not a bar to practice hit and run lines. Keep it friendly or find a better drink.

[weebesom]

Bravo! Youtube comments hold a horrid fascination for me, they always seem to descend into shouty madness. Anyway, any Ivor Cutler video is fine with me.

[judomouse]

If any1 here is a fan of Cutler.....take LSD and listen to his album 'Dandruff'.

LMAO

LMAO

LMAO

U will very nearly shit urself with laughter,i unfortunately didnt make it to the loo in time.

:¬(

5/5

GENIUS!!!!!!

[pelexia11]

you too huh...

back get back

la la la

rocka da babyeeeeeeee

[CrumbleFarm]

beautifull, just beautifull

[Brandtalones]

You shouldn't take this personally, but I think you've gone right 'round the bend.

Kentucky Lad...

P.S. There's a nice pussy.

[WcHDICE]

this song will not become fame

[redsquirrel2000]

I called my wife to watch this cos I found it so funny.....she looked at me as if I belonged in the rubber room. Perhaps she was concerned about the pussy !

[Yaegara]

watch when high. very scary or hilarious. bahahaha!

[noechoes2]

Good old Ivor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[caldwellelle]

A little twisted, but kinda cute.

[tehmunchbunch]

Im not sure what the hell is going on here but this is a work of art...so funny....well done.What drugs are you on?

[ChipZilla69]

lol'd pretty dam hard at this. some funny sh#t right there.

[LaidAndVincent]

My god I'm too much clever...

[guildwarsfan123]

LOOOOOOOOL this is the BEST video on jootoob

[Italianlove09]

stupid idiot

[foraminiferal]

This the the best video on YouTube. Ivor is brilliant and so is whoever made this video.

[13Videos]

LOL thanks for saying that. Ivor IS brilliant but there are also many many better videos than this on YouTube. nice of you to say though. :-)

[crodrootnum]

So very cool. Never heard of Ivor, but I will pay more attention.

[Italianlove09]

bitch

[GloriaGwen]

Wonderful!!

[ErikUnGeneric]

alright

[AlPood]

The unique humor of Ivor maybe cannot be picked up by some.

However it is loved by others, myself included.

[13Videos]

Ivor Cutler is a gem. Subtle like a ladybug but with a warm depth and humor that really deserves more acclaim.

[kennethdurant]

ok you got it

[fuelsaving]

Love the video

[jbjfan3262]

whats the point??

is it som e london thing or something i do not get why u are vacuuming a cat on the rug???

[sergiogk]

brilliant

[nicnacs]

I love it, most certainly going into my favourites.

[guildwarsfan123]

am i the only person who likes this video?

[Bloodmook]

no.

[drywall15]

Am I the only person who is deeply disturbed by this video?

[guildwarsfan123]

yes

[kenrayboy]

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

[eliotbronson]

you are a genius.

[munkittytunkitty]

I was on the train to Hastings when most terribly unfortunately Bear boarded at Frant and did a horrible stinky sick puddle all down the fall.

[rehab30al]

ive watched it ten times and it just gets better

[soidergirlT]

this is very weird

[soidergirlT]

tht is very weird

[ForestJay]

That's awesome. What an eco-friendly food and flea removal!

[sp3ccylad]

Quite magnificent. Always loved "Pussy on the Mat", and this rendition has 1950's BBC written all over it.

Nice to see Ivor's legacy continuing.

[tezzyng]

friggin funny

[UnificationNow]

That was cuuuute!

[blindmonk07]

as stupid a comment it was, I have to agree with the guy who just wrote 'wtf' over and over again

[Jaorime]

Man, that was hilarious....for no real apparent reason. I think it's cus I've tried that with my cats too >.>

[DameEdithDivine]

I can't get enough of this. It's just perfect humor on so many levels.

[raht9]

Not for everyone, BUT - it has a whimsical innocence and naive charm; the grainy video is perfect... and just a wee bit disturbing. "Nothing gets wasted 'round here"

[LivelyLorikeet]

Uh. . . I don't get it.

[nobbystylus]

genius...

[studguy8]

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[LijnFtWhoopy]

W-t-f is this movie all about?? I don't get it o.o

[Empo3]

lol

[Roald1988]

seriously this film is really strange, anyway after i saw it , and saw the reaction i lauched 4 no reason.

[Elefancy]

Stupid

[scooots820]

stupid

[Paults12]

pretty funny

[interpolchica88]

this was so funny but poor fish :(

[Shanell456]

this is so wack i vote this the worst video ever

[Silas1818]

ROFLMAO

"Nothing gets wasted 'round here!"

Love it. That's my kind of humour right there!

[Spiralworm]

Oh my God. Comedy???? Check again

[drywall15]

LOL what the hell!

[kaisenji]

suck off

[xodusxteen]

I hope you get run over by cancer.

[Bloodmook]

lol. WHAT??!

LOLOLOLOL XD

That is so absurd, I love it! :D

[soccerbabexx44]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[frolickingunicornss]

i TOTALLY didnt get it... i didnt even laff.

but thats how i think its supppose to be.... meaninglesss and confusing and weirdd.

after watching the whole thing... i kinda smiled..

[tellmeitsnottaken]

I thought it was awesome.

[orangie84]

umm...

[nimachooback]

WTH JUST HAPPENED...

[WNxMaxPayne]

roflcopter'd

[TheItGirl16]

word.

[WNxMaxPayne]

Look at that hairy black pussy on that mat! what a wet,erotic video.

[MCRpunkette]

WTF

[MizQD]

Uh...WTF?

[tarwig]

Insanity

[Jerdo2]

so dum that i laughed my ass off LOL

[mrstewie1]

now im angry where the fuck was the pussy

[jellybean590]

wat was that ???

[demonx5584]

Dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[Arianne31]

ok then....

[eightangels4]

i hate to think i wasted my time

[mashie88]

this title was ermmmmm sumwhat misleading, and has now cost me dear, as i have found myself addicted to beastiality!!! Oh wait a second this isnt redtube my bad...

[Milesprower1]

Aww what a cute cat.

[welthawood]

This is absolutely adorable

[BetteDavisWise]

Very funny. Reminds me of two Norwegian artists who did similar stuff.

[DonutHolesComedy]

i love it...

[eleos69lol]

so...? this is it...??? Eleos...???

[aj121354]

this peiece of shit is the shittiest shit in the worl it makes no sense and i see no fucking humor in this peice of shit.

[agaman45]

what the fuck that was randome

[GlamourClawz]

This had me laughing for days. I love this! I'd love to see more.

[WeKnowWhatsFunnyFilm]

You Tube has gotten better!

why?

go to my account to find out!

[treehamallama]

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH! JUST TUGS AT MY HEART STINGS. FUCK! ANIMAL ABUSE! jesus

[neechert]

animal abuse, huh? Then I suppose cutting a cats nails is animal abuse, and giving a dog a bath. Or maybe you're just dumb, who knows.

[Vampirazo]

maybe he was talking about the flies... Maybe he thinks it is animal abuse to drawn the flies :-)

[Jesusdragon737]

wtf? this is retarded

[RPGonline2]

This is the shittiest thing I have ever seen.

Maybe I am naive, but this is utter fuck.

[iwokojance]

Haha. Very odd. The music reminds me of the original Wicker Man soundtrack. The video is like a low budget Lynch film. I like it.

[CrisSty15]

how did this get featured..?

[bigblueballoon]

LOVE IT!

[bonehead1170]

Maybe Im spending too much time online.

[intersarah5555]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHA

,... but actually.

that made my WHOLE night

[ShadesofScorpius]

Wierd,but cute! Strange, but enthralling. Crazy AND crazy.

[knitewolfe]

so the moral of this story, don't listen to a song about sucking fleas off of the cat with a vacuum and feed them to your fish, and then make a disturbing video about it. That was twisted

[Black9h0enix]

I wonder how many people clicked on this and found out that that pussy isnt the kind they thought it would be?

[RPGonline2]

Black9h0enix, you can count me as one of those people ;)

Lmfao.

[MugFugInc]

why is this on the frontpage?

[logosthedestroyer]

Because its amazingly brilliant. Ivor Cutler is a God.

[bralen24]

I'm guessing the guy who made this video is a serial killer.... creepy shit man.

[dangermouse189]

Hilarious 5/5

[n0ruhh]

wow...?

[amidextriace1]

Disturbed human

[crystalblade20]

What. The. Fuck.

[DameEdithDivine]

This is wonderful. I don't understand the negitive comments and the low ratings??? I just love it, so funny. 5 stars plus one of my favorites!!

[PLANNERMAN71]

I think there was a lot of drugs involved for the making of this video

[muriator]

Stupid... 1/10 I loved the vacuum-cleaner...

Was this Art ?

[applesauseroxursox]

Can you guys comment and rate my video??? Thanks!!! :D

[antonmnc]

weird

[nanogear]

really weird

[ilovemynipples]

i thought it was hilarious!

[cevemeve]

Did Michel Gondry choosed the picks with a blind and deaf friend?

[PIANOMAN720]

I love cats --- dead ones !!

[mensa4dummies]

They can be fun if you have a jar of peanut butter...but other than that yeah,death is the best thing for them really.

[PIANOMAN720]

lol !!!!

[mangolefty]

Wieeeeeeeeeeerd. I like the end of Finding Nemo better, when Nemo gets flushed!

[aSTAR4u]

DISGUSTING!!!

[FlyingToast303]

What.. ?

[tristywobie728]

i think its funny when he says lay on the matt pussy and let me pull out the hoover. lol. This makes me laugh!

[Ishtar22f]

haha this is so funny, a goldfish eating cat fleas lol

[BehrGoneWild]

Trulyh yet another example of wasted bandwidth.

[arupha]

I Love Pussy..

[anjica123]

omg you are for hospital you want to suck ups a fish O.o

[Erin0261980]

poor cat and fish lol

[lohangerz]

LOVE a good pussy video ANYDAY!!

[Totalnarutofanatic]

poor cat... its scared

[WifeyGal2]

whta in the world

[ramiaboujmai]

!!!!!!!! really you are suck

[thecam01]

flea-eating fish! that's a new one!

[why4duck]

Best cat video I've seen on Youtube in ages.

[Cri354]

YOU SUCK!

[damonhillfan]

Search for ''Evolution of cars''on Owen2612s profile.I saw it and its class.deserves 2 b featured

[Amybaiby]

ewe, so creepy, lol.