Great way to get terminal velocity (Takes about 300 portal jumps) but fuck me, I counted 2000 jumps, brushed my teeth and had a piss and I still didn't have the longjump achieve :/
Heres something to make u think! If you put two portals (directly opposite eachother) and the two walls smash together. Would you die if your between the 2 portals? or would you be stuck within an eternal loop hole? take in mind the two walls are slammed together!
@Venomhide You will die. Think of it not as being crushed by two walls; you will be crushed by two of yourselves. Actually, it would feel very much like being crushed by an infinite line of yourselves. A really interesting way to die.
@ThisIsAllFolks I know :) Its a nice question to give. Gives you something to think about :) Heres another : Some say that when we go through a black hole/worm hole/milky way we enter another universe. So it means were kinda boxed or in a room (our universe) what if we reach the end of the universe? (by immense speeds) what would be at the end? If you really think about this question it's kinda wierd. I hope ive explained it. I just seriously dont believe the universe is endless.
@Venomhide Well.. apparently there is a maximum speed that matter can travel through the universe. So it is possible that the universe is currently expanding at a rate faster than that maximum speed, which would make reaching the end of the universe impossible. Or perhaps your inertia increases as you approach the end of the universe, slowing you down to a stop as you get close. That's how I think about it. (Completely baseless theories, but fun to think about. I know nothing about this)
@ThisIsAllFolks Knowing that it would take infinite energy to go at the speed of light(maximum speed) like the relativistic kinetic energy expression describes, an inertia increase wouldn't change your speed because you have infinite energy. I'm not sure but this could mean you'll end up being photons losing momentum and therefore, shortening the photons wavelengths as the de Broglie relation says.
@Venomhide Maybe it's easier to think of the space-time of the universe to be non linear and what we experience is a sort of linearization of space-time. Meaning, what seems like an endless world to us as we travel trough it at a constant velocity is actually changing shape as you travel away from the center. In an other worldly reference frame, perhaps we are actually slowing down to a crawl. In math terms: Think of the universe as a power function and our reference frame to be a log-log plot
@unrealgamingLeague You're calling someone a nerd because they know that more than you do? Yeah, that sort of worked in fifth grade, but now you just come off as a cynical asshole while the 'nerd' one day becomes your boss and makes three times your paycheck.
Go back to playing CoD. I try not to judge people, but I really dislike your type.
@ThisIsAllFolks Thanks for bringing in some general relativity and cosmology :D I like your math analogy even though the idea behind it doesn't relate together.
lol i got the cake by teleporting into a wall or something in the sewers and there i saw some weird stuff and then i placed a portal somewhere i knew you couldnt reach and i got the cake .... but. -_- i died soon afterwards idk ybut i did get the cake
You can get the long jump in the room with turrents towards the end of the game, atleast thats where i always got it. For the falling one make sure you have portal assistance on then just go make a cake for like 10 minutes haha :D
@MightyLemur Oh well, I kinda see you fail for NOT knowing that the cake isn't a lie. And.. BTW: Stop acting cool on the internet because you can't get any friends IRL.
@MoofyZTR I never said the cake didn't exist. I merely agreed with the notion that 'The cake is a lie". Meaning that the promise of being rewarded with cake after the testing is a lie. You can't win this arguement, but please continue to try. Your constant attempts at understanding Valve's creative wit give me a sense of enjoyment.
@MightyLemur Oh well, I kinda see you fail for NOT knowing that the cake isn't a lie. And.. BTW: "Stop acting cool on the internet because you can't get any friends IRL."
@MoofyZTR According to the Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative results, you are the noob, and as for the apparently delicious and moist 'cake', I maintain that it is and will always be a complete fabrication deisgned to entice and encourage you to "do well... enough" at testing. Please step through the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill so that we can warm up the deadly neurotoxin emitters, so that one of both of us will benefit and still be alive.
@magg0tmacdonald According to the Aperture science lab we cannot find that "grill" you are talking about. Perhaps you should play the freakiong game before you start TRYING to be so damn smart, huh?
@MoofyZTR 'The Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill' is the glowy blue particle wall that you pass through (usually) at the end of a level before the elevator. Look into things before denying them and disregarding other people's comments.
@MoofyZTR 'The Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill' is the glowy blue particle wall that you pass through (usually) at the end of a level before the elevator. Look into things before denying them and disregarding other people's comments.
To all those who say the cake is a lie, it isn't the cake that's a lie, IT'S GLaDOS (well, she is a liar, and a renegade AI so yeah (keep in mind the guy who wrote "the cake is a lie" on the walls never lived to see the cake in the basement anyway)).
OK LET ME TELL U THE REAL AWSOME DEAL WITH THE LOVE CUBE AND THW WRITINGS.Remember when Glados told you that the cube does not have any feelings.Well,glados is a liar,so that means it has...but not only that....my opinion is that glados is not testing you only....(the writing on the walls)and that somebody else finished before you....well that somebody else is the cube...rlly now....I've read this thing on their site...it's getting stranger and stranger out there. :D
if the cake is a lie, aperture laboratories are a lie. then, the game is a lie, my computer is a lie, my house is a lie, my country is a lie, world is a lie, my life is a lie... but glados is real...
@johnyavatar buut.... glados was made by apeture laboratories , which has the cake in it, which the game circulates around, which is on your computer, which is in your house, which is in your country, which is in your word, which involves your life, sooo...im not sure where that leaves us....
@Sasuke0pro sweet! i can't wait. portal is great, but i've beaten it over and over and over. even the flash version maps. i can't wait for something even more challenging.
The cake is real, i have found it myself, in fact there is a walkthrough on how to find it, and there is also a walkthrough to get to the top, as in the end bit where you are laying there semi conscious
wow people. I have been watching Portal vids for a while today, and every single video has people saying the cake is a lie, the cake is a pie, the cake is a spy, whatever. Please stop, it is getting redundant.
@JuannyBear it has something to do with hl2, really little, its a creation of aperture science, black mesa(where main character gordon freeman worked before the combine came and rule the world.)'s rival back then. and they talked about borealis(?), its a ship where aperture science brought their inventions to that ship and its suddenly disappeared,,,, this maybe have something to do with hl2... my guess
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@Kreeseen89 well, actually, they dont disable achs if you do some magic so...
Just disable cheats after that, and save-quit-launch-load the game
PzhaKat9ltKu 4 months ago
read tags thecakeisalie
Nfartman 5 months ago
"the cake is a lie"
09carlos90 5 months ago
I got the Long Jump in Chamber 19 in the HUGE turret room. Just shoot a portal wherever you fall right before hitting the wall or ground.
angelvi 6 months ago
le beug
arthur2224 6 months ago
Want to speed up those achievements,
Type sv_gravity 999999999999999999 then sv_cheats 1 then host_timescale 25 and enjoy the Deadly Loop
PzhaKat9ltKu 7 months ago
what is the "terminal velocity" ?
85Damix 7 months ago
@85Damix about 200 mph
GANTZ100pts 5 months ago
eil a si ekac eht
zeldadude9000 7 months ago
Great way to get terminal velocity (Takes about 300 portal jumps) but fuck me, I counted 2000 jumps, brushed my teeth and had a piss and I still didn't have the longjump achieve :/
kujatanaka 7 months ago
the companion cube stabbed me but he didnt threaten me
blueful100 8 months ago
Heres something to make u think! If you put two portals (directly opposite eachother) and the two walls smash together. Would you die if your between the 2 portals? or would you be stuck within an eternal loop hole? take in mind the two walls are slammed together!
Venomhide 8 months ago
@Venomhide You will die. Think of it not as being crushed by two walls; you will be crushed by two of yourselves. Actually, it would feel very much like being crushed by an infinite line of yourselves. A really interesting way to die.
ThisIsAllFolks 8 months ago
@ThisIsAllFolks I know :) Its a nice question to give. Gives you something to think about :) Heres another : Some say that when we go through a black hole/worm hole/milky way we enter another universe. So it means were kinda boxed or in a room (our universe) what if we reach the end of the universe? (by immense speeds) what would be at the end? If you really think about this question it's kinda wierd. I hope ive explained it. I just seriously dont believe the universe is endless.
Venomhide 8 months ago
@Venomhide ... And yes i know the universe is ever expanding. But think if you catch up to it? (travelling very fast) what would be there?
Venomhide 8 months ago
@Venomhide Well.. apparently there is a maximum speed that matter can travel through the universe. So it is possible that the universe is currently expanding at a rate faster than that maximum speed, which would make reaching the end of the universe impossible. Or perhaps your inertia increases as you approach the end of the universe, slowing you down to a stop as you get close. That's how I think about it. (Completely baseless theories, but fun to think about. I know nothing about this)
ThisIsAllFolks 8 months ago
@ThisIsAllFolks Knowing that it would take infinite energy to go at the speed of light(maximum speed) like the relativistic kinetic energy expression describes, an inertia increase wouldn't change your speed because you have infinite energy. I'm not sure but this could mean you'll end up being photons losing momentum and therefore, shortening the photons wavelengths as the de Broglie relation says.
pattttttrick 8 months ago
@Venomhide Maybe it's easier to think of the space-time of the universe to be non linear and what we experience is a sort of linearization of space-time. Meaning, what seems like an endless world to us as we travel trough it at a constant velocity is actually changing shape as you travel away from the center. In an other worldly reference frame, perhaps we are actually slowing down to a crawl. In math terms: Think of the universe as a power function and our reference frame to be a log-log plot
ThisIsAllFolks 8 months ago
@ThisIsAllFolks nerd
unrealgamingLeague 8 months ago
@unrealgamingLeague Jealous.
pattttttrick 8 months ago
@unrealgamingLeague You're calling someone a nerd because they know that more than you do? Yeah, that sort of worked in fifth grade, but now you just come off as a cynical asshole while the 'nerd' one day becomes your boss and makes three times your paycheck.
Go back to playing CoD. I try not to judge people, but I really dislike your type.
TheScootyPuffer 7 months ago 2
@ThisIsAllFolks Thanks for bringing in some general relativity and cosmology :D I like your math analogy even though the idea behind it doesn't relate together.
pattttttrick 8 months ago
@ThisIsAllFolks You're applying math to theoretical physics? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheScootyPuffer 7 months ago
lol i got the cake by teleporting into a wall or something in the sewers and there i saw some weird stuff and then i placed a portal somewhere i knew you couldnt reach and i got the cake .... but. -_- i died soon afterwards idk ybut i did get the cake
MGOWNER1 8 months ago
@luigiferguson the cake is a lie
Douken 8 months ago
sound?
DarthBane123 8 months ago
i got this with noclip and i am ashamed ): got it by mistake
smithyrusselhobbs92 8 months ago
You can get the long jump in the room with turrents towards the end of the game, atleast thats where i always got it. For the falling one make sure you have portal assistance on then just go make a cake for like 10 minutes haha :D
dlock5050 9 months ago
If cake = lie, does pie= truth?
ACOGgames 9 months ago
@MightyLemur Stop acting cool on the internet just because you can't get any friends IRL.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MightyLemur Oh well, I kinda see you fail for NOT knowing that the cake isn't a lie. And.. BTW: Stop acting cool on the internet because you can't get any friends IRL.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR The cake IS a lie. Perhaps you should do some more research. :)
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago
@magg0tmacdonald Loool! So when you see the cake at the end of portal 1 its just a ghost cake? Thank you and goodnight mister.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR I never said the cake didn't exist. I merely agreed with the notion that 'The cake is a lie". Meaning that the promise of being rewarded with cake after the testing is a lie. You can't win this arguement, but please continue to try. Your constant attempts at understanding Valve's creative wit give me a sense of enjoyment.
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago 31
@magg0tmacdonald Yea but it clearly says: "THE cake".. And then THE cake is a lie; is a lie.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR the fuck you on about now?
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago
@magg0tmacdonald The cake is not a lie because it exist's faggot. Now stop spamming my inbox noob.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR the cake is a lie. :D
dinodino8224 9 months ago
@dinodino8224 no.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR do you even understand the reference? or what it means?
dinodino8224 9 months ago
@MightyLemur Oh well, I kinda see you fail for NOT knowing that the cake isn't a lie. And.. BTW: "Stop acting cool on the internet because you can't get any friends IRL."
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
The cake is a guy... fag
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago
@magg0tmacdonald Lol noob its: "The cake is a lie", and by the way its not a lie.
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR According to the Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative results, you are the noob, and as for the apparently delicious and moist 'cake', I maintain that it is and will always be a complete fabrication deisgned to entice and encourage you to "do well... enough" at testing. Please step through the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill so that we can warm up the deadly neurotoxin emitters, so that one of both of us will benefit and still be alive.
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago 5
@magg0tmacdonald According to the Aperture science lab we cannot find that "grill" you are talking about. Perhaps you should play the freakiong game before you start TRYING to be so damn smart, huh?
MoofyZTR 9 months ago
@MoofyZTR 'The Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill' is the glowy blue particle wall that you pass through (usually) at the end of a level before the elevator. Look into things before denying them and disregarding other people's comments.
MightyLemur 9 months ago
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@MoofyZTR 'The Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill' is the glowy blue particle wall that you pass through (usually) at the end of a level before the elevator. Look into things before denying them and disregarding other people's comments.
MightyLemur 9 months ago
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magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago
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@MoofyZTR I dont need to 'TRY', especially not in response to you. :)
magg0tmacdonald 9 months ago 2
@hbar45 Actually, that was ratman who is, in fact, still alive. If you want to read his full story read the lab rat comic on ign.
MrRaidon1 9 months ago
@hbar45 It's a famous quote. People always say it, as do I.
The cake is a lie.
Teh1ucalljon 9 months ago
...Huh... I got the long jump achievement the hard way then!
Android2137 9 months ago
To all those who say the cake is a lie, it isn't the cake that's a lie, IT'S GLaDOS (well, she is a liar, and a renegade AI so yeah (keep in mind the guy who wrote "the cake is a lie" on the walls never lived to see the cake in the basement anyway)).
hbar45 10 months ago
@hbar45 You forgot to say 'spoiler alert'. Lol
xxFishbones 9 months ago
the cake is asian.
ThePaintLooksGood 10 months ago
Your pubes is going to die
pdcrew2 11 months ago
...
so...
what's new about this?
DeDean16 11 months ago
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what the fuck was that all about :S
Aaron1993Sword 1 year ago
what the fuck was that alla about :S
Aaron1993Sword 1 year ago
tha cake is a lie!
GeneralGrievous10 1 year ago
You cant do long jump with long jump? lol noob
TheDarkSiders 1 year ago
@TheDarkSiders Do you know if you add up fall distance overtime or if you have to do it in one sitting?
PeskySaurus2 1 year ago
ill bet by using that trick in the hallway with the portal you could totally finger yourself while licking
bigchests316 1 year ago 2
i actually got the long jump while beating GLaDOS. while she was busy blowing up, i was just jumping around and got it o.o
2Popcorn9000 1 year ago
did someone say MC escher?
jesus21228 1 year ago
OK LET ME TELL U THE REAL AWSOME DEAL WITH THE LOVE CUBE AND THW WRITINGS.Remember when Glados told you that the cube does not have any feelings.Well,glados is a liar,so that means it has...but not only that....my opinion is that glados is not testing you only....(the writing on the walls)and that somebody else finished before you....well that somebody else is the cube...rlly now....I've read this thing on their site...it's getting stranger and stranger out there. :D
Barosul2 1 year ago
the cake is Real :D and the company cube is alive 2 at the and of the game :D
4lexM3rc3r 1 year ago
my brain hurts when i play this game....also yes the cake is a LIE!
Jonny911c 1 year ago
How is it a lie if u see It at the end wtf
Bilbo275 1 year ago
This is a triumph.
I'm making a note here: "Huge Success"
Mandemon1990 1 year ago
if the cake is a lie, aperture laboratories are a lie. then, the game is a lie, my computer is a lie, my house is a lie, my country is a lie, world is a lie, my life is a lie... but glados is real...
johnyavatar 1 year ago
@johnyavatar buut.... glados was made by apeture laboratories , which has the cake in it, which the game circulates around, which is on your computer, which is in your house, which is in your country, which is in your word, which involves your life, sooo...im not sure where that leaves us....
heyitsmeaperson 1 year ago
@heyitsmeaperson lol! you win! xD you deserve cake!
johnyavatar 1 year ago
Why is there no "BLEEP BLOOP"?????
darkhawk155 1 year ago
The cake is a lie!
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago
me aburri
JuanCarlosFTW 1 year ago
The cake is a pie.
Smartboy7 1 year ago 178
@Smartboy7 No wonder there's so much rhubarb.
DudeDie222 9 months ago
@Smartboy7 LOL
Sunwellbegamin 9 months ago
@Smartboy7 i see what you did there
Sunwellbegamin 9 months ago
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@Smartboy7 the cake is a lie
the cake is a spy
the cake is a pie :)
frumpy4 8 months ago
@Smartboy7 better be.
Minecraftplayer001 8 months ago
@Smartboy7 don't you mean "lie"?
bestguitarist258 7 months ago
@bestguitarist258 *Sigh* Sarcasm, do you know this?
DarkBleedingRose 6 months ago
@DarkBleedingRose It's not even sarcasm bro lol
ShiftAero 5 months ago
the cake is truth
wherestheshroomsyo 1 year ago
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...the cake isnt a lie :s
tylergerald 1 year ago
The cake it a pie.
SamboHaxor 1 year ago
the cube is a spy.
(it will never threaten to stab you.. yeah. exactly.)
henningelana 1 year ago 137
@henningelana heh
lucymydog1995 1 year ago
@henningelana In fact, it cannot talk. In the event that it does talk, please disregard it's advice.
TommyGeo101 9 months ago
The cake was never a lie.. If you've finished the game there IS in fact cake.. :) You don't get to enjoy it though from what I gather.
rockinassassin 1 year ago
The cake was a lie, but the cube was forever!
0ElectricWizard 1 year ago 4
the cake is a pie
shoogeveen 1 year ago
@DerektheDeadly hopefully a sequal. portal 2?
brettjensenyadig 1 year ago
@brettjensenyadig
indeed! portal 2 is coming!
Sasuke0pro 1 year ago
@Sasuke0pro sweet! i can't wait. portal is great, but i've beaten it over and over and over. even the flash version maps. i can't wait for something even more challenging.
brettjensenyadig 1 year ago
@brettjensenyadig yeap cant w8 for portal 2!!!!!!!! XD
godstickman 1 year ago
@brettjensenyadig so you havent seen the trailer then lmao
monkuWoW 1 year ago
But pi is not squared, it's round
LizardKing716 1 year ago
An outright fabrication.
monkeypoo2007 1 year ago
No! Actually the cake is like a new coke. Heh Heh Heh...
dragonoid250 1 year ago
@dragonoid250 It'll be around forever hehehe
only1leonXD 1 year ago
There will be cake!!
argh523 1 year ago
The cake is real, i have found it myself, in fact there is a walkthrough on how to find it, and there is also a walkthrough to get to the top, as in the end bit where you are laying there semi conscious
aidenskater94 1 year ago
@aidenskater94 noclip but Xbox players dont know what it is XD
mkyo99 1 year ago
@mkyo99 No, not noclip. There is that method, but there is also a method od doing it using only portals
aidenskater94 1 year ago
@aidenskater94 LOL at myself,
OF not OD lol
aidenskater94 1 year ago
the cake isint a lie. its in a secret room :D
ShawtyDaDrPepper 1 year ago
wow people. I have been watching Portal vids for a while today, and every single video has people saying the cake is a lie, the cake is a pie, the cake is a spy, whatever. Please stop, it is getting redundant.
theuserofthissite 1 year ago 6
OMFG THE CAKE IS A PIE
Tundragrass 1 year ago
@Tundragrass lol
Vevenlolz 1 year ago
The CAKE IS A LIE!!!
DeathDefault 1 year ago
the cake is a spy?
awkwardface 1 year ago
For long jump just download portal playground and use that map to jump far. :D
StephenLeeSmith 1 year ago
i accidentaly got the 300ft jump one xD
SandFreak123X 1 year ago
The cake is a lie.
The pie is a spy.
For the people who made it:
Congratulations, you are all Still Alive.
theblackcrowzero 1 year ago
@theblackcrowzero The cake is a lie.
The pie is a spy.
The spy is going to die.
If you can hear this, you are not still alive.
reameess 1 year ago
@reameess nice rhyme
MyRandomnumbers 1 year ago
@MyRandomnumbers Thanks
reameess 1 year ago
Can you play Portal online multie player?
blackhat2005 1 year ago
No. You can in Portal 2 though. Coming this fall.
reameess 1 year ago
terminal velocity takes freakin forever for me
yaywaynerooney 1 year ago
jesus christ this 300ft jump is taking a f***ing aaaaaaaage!
0OmixO0 1 year ago
about how long does it take for one of the taller rooms?
taking forever!
dante144 1 year ago
put one on the roof and one on the floor on the exact same spot and you fall FOREVER unless you move to the side slightly...its so funny
loukid2 1 year ago
CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mythalienfan 1 year ago
lol what is it with this game and cake?
JuannyBear 1 year ago
@JuannyBear it has something to do with hl2, really little, its a creation of aperture science, black mesa(where main character gordon freeman worked before the combine came and rule the world.)'s rival back then. and they talked about borealis(?), its a ship where aperture science brought their inventions to that ship and its suddenly disappeared,,,, this maybe have something to do with hl2... my guess
jasonjapi 1 year ago 2
@JuannyBear dude if you were stuck in a chamber with no friends or food you would kill for a slice of cake
davidman988 1 year ago
Glados is obsessed with cake lol.
Sazer333 1 year ago
i was quiet upset when i found my sugar choclaty baked yeast was infact a lie
princess892007 2 years ago 4
@princess892007
incase yor interested, the cake is a black forest cake...
darkesthour117 1 year ago
@princess892007 its actually rhubarb lots of rhubarb
BananaWalrusMan 1 year ago
actually the cake is more like Kodak film.
tigerlxxv 1 year ago
Cake is real, :)
Tehstickfig 2 years ago
The cake is spam!
Digitalsp33r 2 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
The pie is a spy.....
THE PIE IS SAPPIN MY WHITE, TALKING, SENTRY TURRET!!!!
Xecuter274 2 years ago 4
@Xecuter274 sappin my sandwich
darkesthour117 1 year ago
: )
It is indeed; the fictitious ganache was rather disappointing.
triggerhappy56 2 years ago 3
fire a portal into the cieling when u fight glados then 1 into the floor and u come out in your party!
suirall 2 years ago
HDR
lulax666 2 years ago
I am sorry to inform you all that the 'cake' is infact nothing but a lie
quietmoose 2 years ago 106
untrue ive seen it
suirall 2 years ago
@quietmoose No, the cake is real, you just can't have any
Radomid 1 year ago
@quietmoose this quietmoose is a spy
niceynick 1 year ago
@quietmoose
AW SHIT, U MUST BE KIDDIN ME!
paulosk 1 year ago
@quietmoose or is it, and GLaDOS is just not giving you any
The123musiclover 1 year ago 3
@quietmoose its not a lie theres a way to get to it
halodeathsentence 1 year ago
@quietmoose the cake is not a lie, its in the end scene of the game
minernoob90 1 year ago 2
@quietmoose Wrong, i will not believe it D:, its cant be true tho...i saw it....I SWEAR I DID!!!!!!!
kingofchillin4335 1 year ago
@quietmoose the cake is hidden in some room that you cant get into, unless your modding or whatever, in that case you can get the cake.
Halo3sucked 1 year ago
@quietmoose the cake wasn't a lie *nom nom*
MrOrfz 1 year ago
@quietmoose LIES! i found it :D
piekid8 1 year ago
@quietmoose NO IT ISN'T!! THE CAKE IS INFACT REAL!!!
brandonhud60 1 year ago
@quietmoose How many times do I have to say this... THE CAKE IS REAL!!
Soyawannabeamasta 1 year ago
@Soyawannabeamasta the cake is a lie,
the cube is a spy,
we're all gonna die,
and ur the reason why. :D have fun.
xxxsomenoobxxx 1 year ago
@quietmoose Try hard, you can find the cake... it's not a lie!
crusiatusblack 1 year ago
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
That70BrawlBandicoot 2 years ago 11
Aperture Science we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
Ninjafoley 2 years ago
This was a triumph... im making a note here- HUGE SUCCSESS! its hard to overstate my SATISFACTION.
gbohnet 2 years ago
just to let you all know this doesnt work cus ive been doing it 10 mins now and no terminal velocity acheivement
jordyboy321 2 years ago
no, it works. I got it that way, but it does take a looooong time.
NermanQ 2 years ago
ah i see it took ages but i got it in the end
jordyboy321 2 years ago
@jordyboy321
It takes awhile, I did it and I got the achievement, you must be doing something wrong.
SgtMustang 2 years ago
damn,over 200.000 atchers for this shit
MaxXxiM100 2 years ago
The cake is a lie. Pi is a constant.
oxenforde 2 years ago 171
the cake is not a lie....
JFFjustforfun 2 years ago
3.14 looks like PIE written backwards.
DefineDeath090 2 years ago 2
holy shit it does!
erikwetbeard 2 years ago
@oxenforde no the cake is real it's at the end lol
Zenshiro14 1 year ago
@oxenforde it's also an irrational number. which are also lies
TheBob0949 1 year ago
@oxenforde cake is not a lie the actual room with the cake was built into the gameengine
vosinterio 1 year ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
kcrusher101 1 year ago
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@oxenforde its not a lie there is a way to get to it
halodeathsentence 1 year ago
@oxenforde The cake is a spy.
sunderkeenin 1 year ago 2
@sunderkeenin a cake is sappin' my sentry!
0HerreH0 1 year ago
@oxenforde No Pi is irrational
RandomMember7 1 year ago
@RandomMember7 Don't you get the joke? It's a lie.
dzKrul 1 year ago
R33Racer 1 year ago