"Okay, people. Wake up and smell the fucking cock!" Hahahahahahaha! I just felt like saying that yesterday when I came in late to my English class....
We don't need the music in the background because Peter's swearing IS MUSIC, sent down from the angels to make us laugh until we puncture our kidneys...
Not only should Peter Capaldi get a lifetime acheivement award for this performance but the other actors as well for keeping a straight face. Great video thanks!
Malcolm is a god
Ballyorca 1 day ago
EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE!
Brecconable 6 days ago
That face at the start looks evil!
Brecconable 6 days ago
Good compilation but it would be better without the music.
teammoont 1 week ago
"Go buy a goat the whole village can fuck!"
r3t0dd 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! MARS is really fitting for this kind of video. I just wish it had some presence earlier.
Nonaggress 2 weeks ago
Glenn's face at 6:45 is amazing.
ramshaw51 1 month ago
"What's the problem with the music"? I tell you what's the problem with the music.
He's swearing is not just any swearing, it's like music itself, it's the symphony of swearing
that stands for itself and dosen't need to be supported by this shit which is like
a bad form of actualy wearing a hat that says: I went to private school!
sadhustar 1 month ago
"Okay, people. Wake up and smell the fucking cock!" Hahahahahahaha! I just felt like saying that yesterday when I came in late to my English class....
TheMunchfan 3 months ago
@TheMunchfan He doesn't say "fucking" but I would've used it
TheMunchfan 3 months ago
Gustav Holst wrote this with Malcolm Tucker in mind.
ieetemos4breakfast 3 months ago
Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
jazzybeck123 4 months ago 2
Malcolm Tucker is my hero
etma02 4 months ago
4:14,that just killed me xD
superharek 4 months ago
Twat Weasley
Deadman6990 5 months ago
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Deadman6990 5 months ago
what does he say at 4:12?
xeniakennedy 5 months ago in playlist xeniakennedy's Favorited Videos
@xeniakennedy "I'll be up your arse like a Biafran ferret"
YID1282 5 months ago 4
@YID1282 thanks!
xeniakennedy 5 months ago
The Scottish Ari Gold!
tcvicesquad 6 months ago
sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra...LOL
cr0nicmunchies123 6 months ago 2
I am the loop.... So true
lotsofcooki3s 6 months ago
Nice touch using "Mars, Bringer of War" from Holst's "The Planets", but it really is distracting.
NotexNoteArtsBlog 7 months ago
I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE. GAY. SHITE! Fuck off!
TheBlueCassette 7 months ago
I'm in a Scottish restaurant, some guys complaining that they've underfried his mars bar.........no, of course it's Malcolm lol
TheMisfit80 7 months ago
I want a Malcolm for my birthday...
AshLuvsJonnyStew 7 months ago
Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck!
dragon281067 7 months ago
We don't need the music in the background because Peter's swearing IS MUSIC, sent down from the angels to make us laugh until we puncture our kidneys...
AshLuvsJonnyStew 7 months ago
i think i've now got the point on the music...
YID1282 7 months ago 5
say fuckety bye bye to music ><
zuluuks 7 months ago
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
NightmareTeeVee 7 months ago
The music ruins the clip, malcom tucker is entertaining enough with out it.
Phlegasus 8 months ago
The only reason people listen to classical music is because there isn't a hat that says i went to fucking private school
MrRichieful 8 months ago 2
it,s good but the music is just to loud.
graph15 8 months ago
irrelevant music.
bettyjoon3 8 months ago
laurel and hardy glad you fuking could join us, did you manage to get that piano up the stairs okay?? hahahahahaha
RaymondMcCarron1 9 months ago
ahh the music just ruins it
BruceK87 10 months ago 9
@BruceK87 too loud or not your style?
YID1282 10 months ago
@YID1282 it just takes the edge off abit...that is all man
BruceK87 10 months ago
@YID1282 Too loud, although Mars Bringer of War does sound like his theme music!!
filrut 4 months ago
@BruceK87 The music references the God of War - quite appropriate!
Lilaeth 5 months ago
What's going on with all the music???
DunlopDaytona 1 year ago
@DunlopDaytona what about it?
whats with all the questions about the music??
YID1282 1 year ago
"Malcolm Tucker, Investor in People" brilliant!!!
ScottLibertine06 1 year ago
Not only should Peter Capaldi get a lifetime acheivement award for this performance but the other actors as well for keeping a straight face. Great video thanks!
McDonough83 1 year ago 17
The music drowns out half the stuff he says. and it's shite music
GrannyMichael95 1 year ago
Massive gay shite cracks me up everytime
blackdice23 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!
YellingInMyEar 1 year ago
I fucking love Malcolm :)
bellebrett 1 year ago 13
i love that bit " Eat the fucking cheese"
TamaraAndTheDemon 1 year ago 2
This is probably my favorite compilation, and good Lord, I fucking love the music you used.
gdhuertas07 1 year ago