Mass Effect Funny Moment:Krogan gets mad at V.I.

[SinDawg030]

Should have made the correct benedictions to appease the Logic Engine's Machine Spirit. All hail the Omnissiah!

[magnetite2]

This is what it's like to deal with automated telephone support.

[DaRkLoRd1061]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!

[N7Rogue]

This is how I feel about my camera right now

[ErinPrimette]

LOLz, FAIL

[NickMaloney92]

He was trying to look at porn. Can't resist dat Fornax XD 

[DreadWizardDM]

Theres a line forming behind you LOL!!

[darthjump]

Shotgun, a krogans hacking tool...

[GhostSnake]

Access encrypted files!

[downtownford]

u kno its funny, but i didnt even kno about biotics in ME1

[Ralfast]

Is it me or does Ashley look and sound like the voice behind Meg in Family Guy?

[Ogawa47]

@Ralfast She does kind of sound like Mila Kunis, now that you mention it. It's not her though.

[Ralfast]

@Ogawa47 : Looks like her too. Yeah, I know she didn't voice it, but it would have been cool to have her playing Ash considering who plays Joker.

[RayzzorX]

MICROSOFT!!! AAAAAARGH! DAMN YOU!

[freezeme360]

Commander shephard, you've got the world to save! hurry up! ahh hold on i gotta watch this krogan...

[sheemobile]

I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust! LOL

[davolfman]

Hacking.... Krogan Style!

[ImACuteGeek]

This reminds me of my dad when I leave him alone on the computer for too long...

[devilthrig]

assuming direct control

STUPID MACHINE!!!

[overmuffin]

typical windows...

[MephistonVMS]

gay, was played on a console. gay.

[CrazyAlucard666]

@MephistonVMS gay troll is gay.

[MephistonVMS]

@CrazyAlucard666 gay nu metal piece of shit band disturbed is gay

[MephistonVMS]

@CrazyAlucard666 btw, did you see fps Russia shooting off the dragon's breath rounds? That shit was awesome!

[CrazyAlucard666]

@MephistonVM yeah it was.

[mujuma]

@MephistonVMS I fail to see how consoles have a determined sex.

[kiwickle]

I liked this part, I thought I was going to be able to sneak up on him, and shotgun his brains out. but then the V.I. HAD to say I was there.

anyways, I got knocked down but Liara sent a throw at him... I shotgunned him from the top stairs looking down at him sitting there.

[StasAnanas]

I am unable to comp... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! Spieces 37 is located under Zhus Hope!

Krogan: :O

Harbinger: This is true power!

[ALLIED7621]

@StasAnanas lol

[ironman785]

lol geico still lives even in the future

[ilurvebigbutts]

Haha, my laptop is just as annoying -if a little less mouthy- as this!

[yodadax222]

0:47 BITCH SLAP!!!

[LightButDark575]

DAMMIT! TELL ME WHAT I WANT, OR I'LL BLAST YOUR VIRTUAL ASS INTO ACTUAL DUST!!! XD

[theguywhoannoysme]

"There's a cue forming behind you for the use of this console."

'Goddamn you, VI thing!'

"Problem, Commander?"

[FoolsGil]

I actually felt bad when I killed that Krogan too. I hate technology.

[Radwar99]

@FoolsGil Since technology is the reason you could play the game on the 360 or PC, this makes your post kind of ironic.

[caleb4080]

i wonder what a krogan woman looks like? HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

probably best not to think about it,

[kordulus]

@caleb4080 Bioware might surprise us all wit ha super sexy female krogan to recruit in ME3. lol

[peach02]

@kordulus YES PLEASE! MORE AMUSEMENT. Lol

[GreatestMKfighter]

Clearly, Windows Vista exists in the future. 

[HolyknightVader999]

@GreatestMKfighter LOL it does!

[TaePoDongIII]

@GreatestMKfighter I use Windows 7 =)

[GhostSnake]

Aparently eletronics didnt change much after 180 years.

[iamthereddemon20]

@GhostSnake so true so true

[GoldenCrusader93]

i understand this krogan so well!

[AstatineMime]

Hey! That damn VI was being an asshole!

[CorRomeister]

reminds me of my 85 year old grandfather trying to operate a computer

[BigWillTheThrill]

I will blast your virtual ass into actual dust! Awesome.

[NonstopRam]

That V.I. is one bad Mother F@#@##. Who else could stand up to a krogan unarmed.

[LibertySpikedDrummer]

@NonstopRam Good point! i know i wouldnt 

[darkHALO1000]

computer ratted you out

[TheBeefyWizard35]

Kinda like me and my computer

[GikoShachi]

Dammit! Tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!

That's the attitude I used to have with Vista.

[Chester1004]

This is what happens when you run V.I on Vista.

[Agent1W]

"You'd THINK that the Krogan would have learned how to use modern technology by now ever since the salarians pulled their sorry asses out and put them to good use. Sure, a krogan may not know how to hack an AI platform, use a cloaking field, or spawn a combat drone(that takes extensive knowledge and training). But interacting with VIs? A pyjak could do it..." --Agent W Shepard

[toadBob]

Nothing like Krogan Tech Support.

[CorRomeister]

Reminds me of those auomated answering programs when calling places like Dominos or a movie theatre company....

[rosiek1990]

it's like windows in 3D! ruuuun! :D

[CaptainPeenNoPants]

the krogan must have a mac

[sheemobile]

I always laugh when he says "I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust"

[BVargas78]

The morale of the story about Krogan is use condoms. No-one likes population explosions (apart from the pope)

[TimbaWolf65]

haha I remember this! "Tell me what I want or I will blast your virtual a** into actual dust!" One of the best lines ever.

[SinerAthin]

STUPID VISTA!

[Rave7557]

Anyone every wonder why all the VI's are human in appearance?

[Solidus1086]

@Rave7557 The citadel VI guide is an asari.

[Amoshydra]

@Rave7557 Citadel and other places have Asari VI :-)

Exogeni is a human company. That is why the VI is in human appearance.

[Rave7557]

@Amoshydra

I want to see a Krogan VI XD

[808Productionz]

@Rave7557 So it can blast your actual ass into virtual dust? xD

[Rave7557]

@808Productionz

Oh that was a good one!

XD

[AraTheOutstand]

" i will blast your virtual a** to actual dust" punchline of the day

[coscientology]

NO, I DONT WANT TO REVIEW PROTOCOL

[sargonmoroku]

STOOPED MASHEEN!!!

[chamelion117]

STUPID WINDOWS 98!

[A1R3D3E7]

blast virtual asses into actual dust.... divided by zero

[PlatinumIvory]

TFA joke: THIS IS WHY I HATE MACHINES!!

[dagongent2]

ACCESS INCRYPTED FILES! TELL ME WHAT I WANT OR I'LL BLAST YOUR VIRTUAL ASS INTO ACTUAL DUST!

[1234boo75]

just to point out ps3 and xbox are baced of the hardwwear that pc use and ps3 is very simmler to a pc as its bace programing is of xp

[amazingwave]

God I love the Krogans.

[800Frozone]

So that what people say to their PS3 with the yellow light of death

[DrugMan24]

@800Frozone "i cant fucking believe this"

thats what i said when it had happend to me..the 2nd time

[clemarochies]

I have an Xbox 360, A pc built by my bf and a laptop n i love using them all!!!

[DarthZulu12]

dude you SHOULD NOT have gotten that close to the fucking krogan bad ideaa :P

[SinerAthin]

@DarthZulu12

Why do you think he ended the movie just then? :P

[DarthZulu12]

@SinerAthin lol the krogan killed him, and cut off the video... just in the knick of time :P

[Ruosteinenknight]

@DarthZulu12 Me2 guidelines told it pretty clearly. "If an enemy krogan get's too close to you or your allies, it will charge. You don't want that."

[DarthZulu12]

@Ruosteinenknight Exactly!

[yormejor]

STUPID MACHIIIINE!!!

[katana3456]

ILL BLOW YOUR VIRTUAL ASS INTO ACTUAL DUST!!! lol

[TheShynu]

"there's queue forming behind" lol!

[TheKatamariguy]

The funny thing is that this was already my motto:

"When in doubt, say "STUPID MACHINE!"

[H1GHLANDER360]

STUPID MACHINE!

[TheKatamariguy]

@H1GHLANDER360 that's me

[Infidel775]

And THAT is why they are a dying species.

[smiffy992]

@Infidel775 Krogan or computer gaming?

[IAMTEHSPY]

only krogan can get mad at a VI

[joriandrake]

@IAMTEHSPY not really, ask Joker

[mzh3000]

my laptop runs mass effect on max and there is no lagg. Is that good?

[EduEnYT]

Hahaha poor idiot V.I.'s... I just love them

[GoldenWolfStudios]

Uh yeah, that's not a line waiting to use the console, that's a squad of people trying to kill the krogan. Way to go, V.I.

[sunnyhot432]

Stupid Machine tell me what i want before i blow your virtual ass into actual dust :P

Ha that line is the best in the game :P

That always makes me laugh!

[Kerzon8472]

I can relate to him

i often feel like this with automated answering machines

[iceandsteele]

"dammit, tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!"

[labdG]

I'll blast your virtual ass into actuall dust!

[Tracer564]

yay! everyone here deserves 40 thumbs up or more!

[pkerch00b1]

tell me what i want or i will blow your virtuel ass into actual dust! XD

[MrCommentposter]

This is me over vista and my laptop

[MrCommentposter]

This is me over vista and my laptop

[johohitchhike]

angry krogan kid

[johohitchhike]

ANGRY KROGAN KID :D

[watehfreak]

LMAO "There is a queue forming behind you"

[rushnerd]

VI Gave you away Shepard D:

[JXZX1]

This Krogen arguing with the V.L is a representation of how people treated Windows Vista.

[gorboy]

STUPID MACHIIIINE!!!

[poetwarrior13]

fucking thing sucks! do it live!

[patukene]

Why would anyone fight with a IV? Lol, that's why they always want to fight, becouse they can't think.

[HeartBreakKid551]

STOOPID MASHEEN!!!

[Saetanigera]

I'm pleased that the imminent destruction of all organic life has increased your career opportunities. - Tali

This series has all sorts of great quotes

[spikeargentina]

lol +246

[cult91]

Krogan > Killzone

[Hoodedcuz]

XD

Krogan: "Dammit tell me what I want to know or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!"

*Long Pause*

VI: "Please contact your securtiy adviser..."

[helsharidy123]

crysis' graphics ARE really incredible, Kraid.

[supercj12]

"tell me what i want befoere i blast your virual ass into actual dust" (best line ever)

[Baconmonster723]

"Tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!!!!!"

gotta love Krogans.

[Baconmonster723]

Quite possibly the best line in Mass Effect.

"Tell me what I want to know or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!!!!!!!"

I love the krogan, so hilarious

[0Kelman0]

Stuuupid mAchiiine!!!1

[tes4o]

STUPID MACHINE

[assassinbeanz]

Lol xD

Lift fail =P

[applefrog111]

Yeah crysis is great graphics just  shitty gamplay.

[Rhoten666]

i hope mass effect 2 keeps some of this humor

[RCWM87]

STOOPID MACHIIINE!

gotta be said if the xbox crashes on mass effect... touch wood.

-hoping that Grunt has some Krogan humour too.

[Gash1234]

to bad you can't have this krogan as a squad member :(

[CobraTrouser]

lol oh krogans who could possibly hate your.............krogyness?

[Sguis90]

"Tell me what I want or I'll blast you virtual ass into actual dust!!"

Ahhahaahahhahahahahahahah

[HistoryRiders69]

"is there anything i can do for you commander?"

"i should go" lol

[mechanixis]

STUPID MUHSHEEN!

[theothermeisdead003]

He's a PC!

[djklink20009]

the krogan remind me so much of those halo granade wielding kronies forgot what they called i dunno im not a hardcore halo fan "brutes" maybe?

[Terastas]

LOL. The "stupid machine" tipped him off. ^_^

[GBallaJ]

Yeah how much does it cost to be able to run those games so they look better than consoles?I'd rather play on a big tv...

[Shadenuat]

Krogan: "F*****G WINDOWS 98!!!111"

[Titanbran]

i turned him in to dust or ashes

[KillerZetzz]

That level was the creepiest one in the game.

[yukiism]

the "queue forming" part is the best

[FatLewy27]

When I first came across this part I seriously could not stop laughing, "No! I DON'T! want to review protocals!!!" lol

[DreadRaptor85]

Damn WIndows!

[NukemHigh225]

krogan are like pissed off spartans.

[oshjay333]

this happened for me. I lol'd

[Xz0mb13killaX]

"blast your virtual ass in to actual dust"

nice!

[PlaystationThree60]

y on earth would u compare mass effect to kill zone2...apples and oranges

[amazingwave]

lol i was so pissed when ashley killed wrex i was like WTF he was like the funniest guy on our team

[ryuga062]

One of the funnier moment in the game.

[psytimenero]

XD... he so ugly XD XD Xd

[BulletJesus]

He was arguing with a V.I..... realy ?! thats why i love those krogen lolololol

[TonyStarkMkIII]

Krogan are probs the second coolest race in the whole game under Turians in my opinion lol

[RockManXxX]

yeah, righ, thats why you love em

becouse we human have a huge variety of personalities, but the krogen, they are exactly the same :P

[JiaBlackholesun]

Oh, like you've never argued with electronics. :)

[ShrimpPalooza]

@BulletJesus holy crap +187? fail

[kennu7776]

lol when does this scene happen?

[TkThunder1]

On Feros.

[Lordmaster36]

@kennu7776 It's on Feros when you go into the ExoGeni research base, it's before the big fight with the Geth I think.

[burmppootbarpmeep]

meep

[Narrifani]

I love the humor in this game. "If there's nothing else, please step aside. There is a queue forming behind you for the use of this console."

A VI giving away your position.

[vnhcoltridge]

Or when you tell Lorik Qu'in "I'll let you go" and he goes off like "Do humans view conversation as a form of imprisonment? Maybe that's why so few are willing to sit down and have a drink with me" :)) That made my day.

[absofsteel519]

mass effect and crysis look way better then killzone

[Carbonunit357]

yeah... but not only did killzone 2 come out this year, mass effect beats it in both story and gameplay, which killzone 2 is left wanting with.

[MaxDorval]

graphic whore much?

[Larkrine]

Well the difference is Mass Effect has a storyline and requires you to think things out. Killzone requires you to keep your finger pressed down on the right trigger.

[metallicaweed]

Killzone 2 mite of looked good but it was SHIT...it got over shadowed so fast

[FEVirus]

@LOLMAN22 hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha­ha lmfao mass effect rapes killzone

[shaneclone15]

he doesnt sound like that

[flurble33]

Well, obviously he does or it wouldn't in the video.

[billgatesmen45]

FUC$%^& WINDOWS 98!!!!!

[kraid117]

Krogans are the best!

[Bazmob33]

Krogans are the best race in the game, followed by the Hanar..

[Burnsyde]

I'm curently 20 hours into KOTOR 2 and loving it, but afew times my mind wandered over to Mass Effect and how I can't wait to replay it, it really is an amazing game. Just the graphics and the way the characters talk and interact makes a huge difference between KOTOR and Mass Effect, I seriously cannot wait for Mass Effect 2 and other Bioware games.

[HoodSta93]

sorry but this has to be the best looking game ever. the character models are impecable. Wrex looks real!

[kraid117]

It's ok, Killzone 2 IMO is the best looking game ever.

[Daniel569]

mass effect is the 3rd best looking game today..then killzone2, then crysis..u really cant compare anything to crysis if u got a pc that can run everything on max with a consistent good framerate..

[Daniel569]

it is very fair to compare consoles with pc's..u dont really know much about them do u? a computer with a top of the line graphics card kills ps3/360..slaughters both of them...even if the graphics arent even all that good in the game..u can max everything out on a computer and still have like a 70 fps, framerate...theres mass effect on the computer also, so yes it is 3rd..and crysis shits on killzone2 and crysis is from 06..