Dumb Jokes: A funny song by Bryant Oden

[akp20514]

this is a DUMB song OOOOOOOO bum bum bum bum

[mewmewgirl3000]

first verse: LOL

second verse: meh

third verse: better the the second

[MULTlEATER]

oooooo! bum bum bum!

[swimbabe567]

how do you come up with these? also, do you have any videos that show you???

[Lnknprk71]

What's invisible and smells like carrots??? BUNNY BURPS!!!XD

[theacctress]

heyy arent u the person dat made the duck song

[AC1209ROX]

@theacctress he made that the second one and the third, also some favorites are "Striper the kitty" and "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck"

[mollmoll1121]

@theacctress yup :)

[maraki2402]

I like the snowman one!!!!! =)

[DiddyBeak]

I don't get the 'what does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds.' Can you explain??? :)

[annabelogden14]

@DiddyBeak * Goes back for seconds* as in another portion :)

[AC1209ROX]

@DiddyBeak It goes back for seconds.. like you eat one plate.. then you go back for seconds, lol. second helping. hope you get it now!

[cgstephen]

weird.... BUNNY BURPS!

[Lilttletinkatolli]

? dont get the fruit flies like a banana? and the one what dose a clock do when its hungry? goes back four seconds?

[mewmewgirl3000]

@Lilttletinkatolli i realize this was a week ago but if you still don't get the fruit fly one it's because a fruit fly likes fruit like banana. i'm no good at explaining things. hope this helped! :) oh, and AC1209ROX has answered your other question.

[sharpsammy3]

lol lol lol im laughin my head off!!!!!!! did u cum up with all of them jokes?? if u did ur a legend m8 :)

[redvineslicorice]

haha i love

"Whats brown and sticky?

A Stick!"

[funny35865]

lol cute

[johncooperroks]

Do you smell carrots?

[TheKelseyKirk]

Actually they are pretty funny to me :)

[hoppy3char]

I really should be homework. . .

[BrittneyBell1165321]

BUNNY BURBS!

[juceef07]

OMG I LOVE YOUR SONG SONGDROPS :D!!!!

[songdrops]

@juceef07 You have GREAT taste in music!

[ChippyAndBucky]

I love the way you say carrots at ":35

[1Gorazd1]

tnx broo :P luv u :P and you songs :P

[1Gorazd1]

awesome song plzz the chords :P

[songdrops]

@1Gorazd1 Thanks. The chords to almost all Songdrops songs are on that song's page at Songdrops . com. I don't have the chords in detail for this one yet, but it's just G C D D throughout the whole song, and use a capo to fit your voice if needed. Hopefully that will do it for you :)

[40944Paramore]

lol DUMB JOKES OOOHH OOHHH BU BUM BUM BUM thts stuck in my head now lol i dnt get the one time flies like a arrow fruit flys like a banana???

[songdrops]

@40944Paramore Fruit flies are little flies, and they like bananas. Fruit flies, they like a banana. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. :)

[rawrizscarehdinosaur]

My fav was the one with the turtle and the snail!!! Snail: WEEEEEE!!! XD

[taylorswift7344]

best video EVA!!!! thumbs up!!!

[zebrasrock9]

dumb jokes oooo oooo:)

[emoyar]

lol, You like to put BUM BUM BUM on your song, and its making it more cute an interesting. lol

[zebrasrock9]

i like the 4th one

[destraction2332]

Dude, you are f'ing AWESOME!!!!!!! One day, when I get married, I'm gonna make a CD with all your songs on it, and I'm gonna dance like CRAZY!!!!!!

[songdrops]

@destraction2332 Thanks a lot destraction2332. I'm glad you like my songs :)

[destraction2332]

@songdrops np :) Oh, and I LOVE your songs :D Keep up with the awesome work!!!

[Amazingtacomaniac]

@destraction2332 lol i would do that too XD

[21GUNS4U]

I didn't want it to be over!!!

[mybestfriendanna]

whats the joke with an arrow to my knee, whats the joke with that??

[BITCHjazzy]

thts the same voice as the duck song :) 

[me1216ashash]

My teacher showed this and got my whole class singing "Dumb Jokes Oooooo Oooooo, bum bum bum bum!

[1pro2kid3]

@me1216ashash SAME!!!!!!

[itsminecraftable]

Lol i love ure songs :)

[songdrops]

@itsminecraftable Thanks!

[MegaChuckleBrothers]

Hahahaha Brilliant lol

[owlswiftlovatofan3]

MOOOOOOOOO. hahahahahahaha!!!! crying my eyes out from laughing!

[wessnyder117]

0:19 "Time flies like an arrow....to my knee"

[EllenDeGeneres8090]

i laughed so hard at the 1st one o.o

[TheAnukh]

damn, the voice, awesome and catchy...:))

[theagachic]

hahaha nice its awesome

nice melody

[dontjockh8rz]

1:29 answer is : slow down, i wanna get there but i want to get there alive!

[muppetstudios1]

lol it says bum x4

[Zomb1eX]

Your a dumb joke! :D

[Username4355]

These are not DUMB jokes they are AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!! :) LOL

[SmileyFaceHi]

This is so funny I -3 the song

[brimatos10]

I LOVE THIS SONG , IM 15 !

[AudreyandMcKenna]

@Hottie1004242 because an 8 is like a 0 with a belt on it. There's a line (belt) going across the center of the 8. Get it now? :)

[Hottie1004242]

i dont get the joke where it says what did the zero say to the number 8 hey nice belt someone plz tell me what that means

[AlienPiggiezXD]

I love the Ooo Ooo part! I recorded it and put it as my ringtone (; Love you Bryant!<3

[moopoo62]

i love you youre god!!!!

[Doodles77413]

i love it



[carstorm85]

LOL

[chlobosumm4]

I like how he says bunny burps.

[skataboi4lyf3]

first few are funny then they get really dumb..

[babybobbins6190]

i love these jokes and plus i no mosht of em



[1scnelson]

This is so funny.

[7he4wsomeGuitarist]

Cool voice!!!

[MultiRunescapeLegend]

change bum bum bum into botox botox and that pencil one was funny

[wrkctm]

my tolet sead it me.pee in me pleas go on my chanle to play my videos

[wrkctm]

my tolet sead it me.pee in me

[themannydanny]

Another Bryant Oden masterpiece!

[RobTheFail]

Your voice is just amazing

[LucyandIndia]

I love your voice :D

[misscutiepie922]

LOVE THIS!! did you make these up?!?! :)

[RedK5]

why is 6 afraid of 7? 'cuz 7 8 9

[chelsea17661]

ahahhaha i loved 1:59 - 2:09 HAHHA :D

[iloveshanedawson56]

ok bum bum bum bum bum BUM sounds RUDE

[Hottie1004242]

I don't think u had the joke, "what did the five say to the six??? Seven Eight Nine!!!" LOLZ But if u did have that one I must have missed it and u should make a Dumb Jokes 2... =-)

[TheThreedummies]

That joke he said there are three people in the world ones that can count and people who can't count he's a person who can't count cause there was only 2 get it

[MultiRocker64]

@TheMissRaiderzz he said THREE and said TWO

[JennyTrickster]

MOOOOOooooooOo 

[MultiRocker64]

@ariannam10 my mom was right beside me when i was singing along to i got a pea

[VibrateGirl101]

you are the coolest singer ever! your songs are so catchy!!

[xxsonyaxxbbyxx1]

Ohh yess... life doesnt get any better then this :D HAHAHA.

[xXJenniXx92]

I Was Sitting On My Bed Watching This And I Started Laughing :) (Dumb Jokes oooo oooo bum bum bum bum) I

[cristerela]

Dumb jokes ooooooooo

Dumb jokes ooooooooo

[rainbowbacon4545]

z y x w v u t s r q then comes p l k j i h g f e d c b a! HA I CAN! wait..wrong song oops.

[solarice42]

I actually like these. They're not dumb at all. Some I knew and some I actually had to think about. ^_^

[Sammyqt2999]

i dont get the snail on the turtles back one...

[solarice42]

Weeeee! Like the turtle was so much faster than it.

[jakeaustin19]

haha my mom likes cocoa the cute little coocoo calico kitten. i got her singin it :D

[silversamm]

Bunny burps!!

[EMOfishkins]

not funny.......

[AGENTBULB]

I laughed at every 1

[kenziekat23]

this had me rolling!!!!

[moviefreak478]

best song EVER!!!!!

[xxMsGymnastxx]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  hahah

[xxMsGymnastxx]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! hahah

[Tashiihatesyou]

these jokes r dumb cuz there phunny. there phunny cuz brynt sang them! cool song dude!

[WessKidsMom]

I LOVE THESE SONG!!!



[unluckychicken404]

Best song/songs in the world well done bryant!

[AyeoWnz]

i might do the snowman one to my teacher in school

[thecatdog321]

haha. very funny. is it supposed to be funny? and why does bum bum bum have to be in every song!

[IbarfKitties]

:)

[DukkieFun]

@IbarfKitties i liked this comment, because of the user name :)

[MoMFan5678]

@iloveshadow4ever1 Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana. As in the actual animal called a fruit fly. They like to be around fruit. But these songs are great!

[iloveshadow4ever1]

i never got the banana one

[starfirekiss1]

@iloveshadow4ever1 me too

[starfirekiss1]

i keep watchin dhis video at my school

[starfirekiss1]

i keep watchin dhis video at my school ps I LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE THE song DUMB JOKES OOOOOOO BUM BUM BUM BUM

[chicken72786]

didnt you sing the "Duck Song" cause ur voice sounds really familar

[dexterholland94]

Love it and my cousin's 4 year-old daughter always says the cow joke(I love cows)haha... You did forget the muffin joke, though.

2 muffins are in the oven. One muffin said "woooo, it's hot in here." The other muffin said "OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[songdrops]

@dexterholland94 it's on my list for Dumb Jokes 2 :)

[dexterholland94]

@songdrops Is that song now or a future song?

[songdrops]

@dexterholland94 Sometime in the future :)

[kfwk1]

@dexterholland94 my dad says that to me all the time [muffin joke]!!! it's the bomb songdrops

[musiclover6393]

Knock Knock

Whos the-

INTERUPPTING COW

interrupting cow wh-

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[2161gangsta]

Do u have a life

[HaRlEqUiNzZzZz]

Dum jokes bum bum bum bum bum.... BEST SONG EVER :D make another one xD

[STerling9898]

I love these JOKES!!! FTW

[TheAgentali]

I LOVE YOU! (no homo)

[songdrops]

@ariannam10 Best compliment ever! Please tell your mom I'm sorry ;-)  ~Bryant

[kooltiger7]

i dont get the one time flies like and arrow fruit flies like a banana

[Mewberibunny]

@kooltiger7

There is a bug called the Fruit Fly. They like Fruit so that's what the joke is xD

[kooltiger7]

i dont get the one at after 20 seconds

[kooltiger7]

i dont get the one at 0:20

[LuvMyChemRomance]

EPICC

[Iheartzombiechews]

@lolmiriamyana 0:20- fruit flies like fruit 2:07- there were only 2 answers (those who can count and those who cant) and 2:12- it goes back for 2nds hope that helps

[AC1209ROX]

i thought the snail would say, "Slow down!"

[sammiluff]

I have listened to this song a million times and my mom had to explain 1:22 to me. xD

Im such a blonde ;D

[kixeylix]

whats brown and sticky.... i had to pause it to try and think....and then... a stick.... oh

[daFlynness]

i just plainly want thumbs up.....

oh! but the songs are nice, too! ;:^\

[MareeBieber1]

Haha xD now that's a dumb jokes! XD lol!! haha xD lol

[mrstarranthightopp]

is it sad that i laughed at most of those jokes? lol

[lolmiriamyana]

i didnt get the one on 0:20 , 2:07, and 2:12 can someone explain me??

[xiiZiGz]

@lolmiriamyana

Lol i Dont get the 1 on 0:20 either But 2:07 meant how a clock goes back 4 seconds and how when its hungry it goes back for seconds as in food!! Like if your hungry you go back for seconds

The 1 On 2:12 Was There are 2 kinds of people in this world those Hu can count and those who cant count and he is obviously is 1 of those who cant count and therefore Said 3 instead of 2 ...

Hope that helped :D

[xiiZiGz]

@lolmiriamyana @lolmiriamyana

Lol i Dont get the 1 on 0:20 either But 2:07 meant how a clock goes back 4 seconds and how when its hungry it goes back for seconds as in food!! Like if your hungry you go back for seconds

The 1 On 2:12 Was There are 2 kinds of people in this world those Hu can count and those who cant count and he is obviously is 1 of those who cant count and therefore Said 3 instead of 2 ...

[lolmiriamyana]

@xiiZiGz hahaha thanks!!:)

[MsMonsterAsh]

Whats With You Im "BumBumBumBum" o-o Just Asking:D

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! <3

-Rainer

[jamieman849]

Lol I laughed all the way threw my favorite joke was the first

[danijohopkins]

Haha Ty you just made my day (: your doing an amazing job Ty (:

[bergerbrat]

i dont get the joke at 1:16

[HeWhoMustNotBeNamed0]

@bergerbrat 3 deep holes -> 3 wells

[Penitical]

thumbs up for trying these jokes out on ur sister

[Darcie23Louise]

hahaha!!! I love this song! :D made me laugh sooo much!

[guy1holland]

u just have most epic songs And most of these jokes i didnt know

[songdrops]

@guy1holland Thanks :)

[xxhowisuxx]

@songdrops Will you marry me? I love you, Bryant. (If this is Bryant) o.o

[DarkWolfInc]

I have always loved these kinds of jokes. Just something that catches you funny and makes you giggle

[lolugotowned59]

Whats invisible and smells like carrots

I saw this on a website once but the answer was Easter bunny farts

[jj22371]

its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[jj22371]

lol



[cynthialoks12]

I like wen it says "Dumb jokes oooo oooo Bum Bum Bum Bum" haha :P

[Bluestyle8]

this was kinda funny

[YumYum7665]

GUESS WHAT??? THEY ARE DUMB JOKES! LOL I LOVE THIS SONG!

[rayannlynn14]

me and my cuzin had a few laughs about this song..its sooo funny! the Jokes are so dumb....it makes it soo funny! haha

[1dudet1]

I love your songs!!!

you are amazing

and how did you get your voice so high?

[songdrops]

@1dudet1 Thanks. I speed up most of the songs, and that makes the song faster and my voice higher.

[sammiluff]

This is soo stupid that its funny lol

[PandazPow]

This is the voice from The Duck Song?!

[iluvh8er]

i couldn't help myself but i had to sing the song *bum bum bum*

[davidtregenza]

just like the duck song

[artehaleychoke]

Did u make these jokes up cuz they genius

[classKriminal11]

lol if the snaiol sed weeeeeeeeee on the turtle wat did it say on the cheetah...

[IMATchr]

I love it!

[presleylennon]

This is SO my Dad's theme song... My kids have changed the Bum Bum Bum Bum part to "Grand Dad's jokes are" then it goes into "Dumb Jokes" ... LOL We're going to sing it for him when we see him next month....

[faltat2]

sounds like the duck song

[twilightfan321123]

BRYANT, i dont like songdrops im in love with songdrops and this one is amazing (like all the others) my favorite is the tomato song and you are my GOD i LOVE you

[Ashantay]

OMG It is like listening to my husband tell me his jokes....

[TubDoodleProductions]

The best joke was

What is brown and sticky

A stick!

[Donald6309]

ha i get it....its about jokes that are dumb

[butterflybabe310]

bunny burps!!! lol

(i actually laughed out loud.)

[LPSland4444]

I am proud to say I got every single joke. Or am I...?

i actually laughed at these jokes! man.. i need