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  • Hahahaha

  • do you think alex is a fan of DBZ? lol

  • Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Alex's powerlevel?

    Vegeta: Its over 9000 agrh!!!

  • I hear "Anvil of Crom" playing!

  • Masterfully done.

  • obama = frieza

  • Lol he totally set himself up for that

  • I miss the "He's gone super Aryan!" comment.

  • This was very well done.

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAH oh internet you have no idea how much i love you!

  • Alex Jones is the result of a scientific experiment involving psychedelic drugs and hobos, by the republican party, in an attempt to make Glenn Beck appear sane by comparison.

    Needless to say something went horribly wrong...

  • @pegasusfreedom That is by far the best explanation I've ever heard from anyone. I don't think anyone full knows what the fuck he is, but your explanation is true-enough.

  • @pegasusfreedom indeed yes, not many know that but there are non direct clues in egyptian text about drugs and monkeys experiments with a device resembling todays rockets. Who knows, maybe some there are some descendants among us which true nature could manifested after eating chocolate poo and using word devil.

  • @pegasusfreedom LOL SOME OF THE STUFF HE SAYS IS REAL, THE OTHER IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION , YOU JUST NEED TO INVESTIGATE YOURSELF.

  • This has to be one of the best dbz memes I've seen to date.

  • All i have to say is, NDAA. That's it, nuff said

  • It really helps that the music he's playing sounds similar to the Japanese soundtrack.

  • watch out globalists, Alex is gonna give yu guys a kamehema wave

  • Does he always bellow for no reason?

  • Holy shit... funniest thing I've seen in months.

  • This video is excellent, can't stop watching it..

  • Power...AT MAXIMUUUUUUUM!!!!!

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  • How many people clicked on the picture of the girl after this?

  • "Wicked wicked devil!!!" That is nuts, there are people in other countries burning effigies of Obama chanting the same thing....Maybe Mr. Nutbag erm I mean Jones should go and join em....alarmist garbage that literally makes me sick just listening to it....this vid is great though, very very funny....

  • Goddamnit man. I haven't laughed this bad for months. XD

  • omg lmfao hahahaha alex jones i love that shit

  • lmao

  • I HAVE THE POOOOOOOWER !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This guy is a dumbass.

  • You should make a vid where Alex Jones shoots a Kamehameha at Obama or something. xD

  • lol! Look, it's not proper to make fun of people. But if you're going to act ridiculous you have to expect it. Well played.

  • lmaoo he talks just like goku

  • 5/5 well done !!

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  • I could have gone Super Saiyan when I read the news of Miley Cyrus' salvia incident last year!!!!

  • LMFAO YES!

  • LOL 

  • dramaa queeennn

  • What did Alex say about this and can you watch it online? Anyone?

  • WHAT THE FONK IS THAT UGLY PICTURE ? IT WASNT THERE BEFORE

  • Holy balls! I can't stop laughing.

  • "I won't let you...get away...WITH THIS!!!"

  • Conan the Barbarian music in background.

    Basil Poledouris is spinning in his grave.

  • this is fucking gold

  • Most underrated video on youtube.

  • IT'S OVER 9/11 THOUSAND!!!

  • @ShortFingeredShreder That's pretty good. haha

  • Vegeta: "Well ofcourse it's a super saiyan bargain"

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  • LMFAO faved

  • Cave Johnson's nephew

  • This may be the funniest video on Youtube right now. I can't stop watching it.

  • Still funny video. Now let's hope SSJ Alex can Instant Transmission himself to every globalist in the world and kill them one by one.

  • lol That comment wasn't from TheAlexJonesShow.

    The "L" in the Alex is an "i". So that commenter named his account TheAiexJonesShow but with a capital i ("I").

  • keep pressing 6

  • I never thought I would see a video on youtube with that lunatic that actually made me laugh. Bravo I like this.

  • loooooool man you should have made it longer !!! EPIC !! )))

  • Alex finally lets it out! NOW GO GET OBAMA!

  • dammit, youtube is bugged, its only showing my views in the view count. :(

  • @Brikthor XD so your the ONE that has watched it 331,421 times! lol

  • ssj4 ftw! GO ALEX GO ALEX!

  • this is by far the best super saiyan transformation ive seen yet.

  • Redo it with Faulconers music

  • It's OVER 9/11 THOUSAND!!!

  • i love alex, but this shit is way to funny :-D

  • Alex jones is big fat capitalist republican who want lower taxes for rich etc etc

  • @ballennnn It is apparent that you don't know anything about Alex Jones. Also, your buddy Barack Hussein Obama has continued the Bush-era tax cuts. Matter of fact, I haven't seen Democrats do much of anything close to resembling raising the taxes of the ultra-rich elite.

  • @ballennnn Like all fiscal liberals are thin, composed, and don't care about possessions.

  • @ballennnn Ummm....... NO he isn't.

  • EPIC :)

  • Best video ever

  • Lmfaoooooooooo :P

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  • Will Super Saiyan Alex Jones have the power to overcome the Super Congress? Stay tuned for the next episode of Conspiracy Theory Z! :D

    Seriously this is well done. No I don't think Alex is nuts. He's rather accurate on a LOT of issues. True he is a bit of an alarmist and over exaggerates sometimes, but I think overall he's informative. People who believe in conspiracy theories are not all nuts you know. Not all theories are right, but some seem pretty accurate to me anyway.

  • @Yabuturtle The guy talks about how the government is putting stuff in our food and water to kill us. I can't believe anything he says to be rather accurate. He's entertainment like most conspiracies are nothing more.

  • @DarklingX They are killing people slowly at least intelligent wise. People have fluoride in water. You have any idea what fluoride does to you? Look it up.

  • @Yabuturtle fluoride in water does nothing in small concentrations, just like chlorinated pool water is harmless provided you don't drink it and nicotine (one of the most potent poisons known to man) is completely harmless in the concentrations occuring naturally in potatoes and tomatoes. They don't have a cumulative effect over time either. 'Fluouride is a communist plot' was doing the rounds in mccarthy's day, get over it.

  • @commentersareidiots1 No it doesn't do anything in small concentrations but if you keep taking it day after day it affects you eventually. It's a long term thing. If you keep taking very small doses of poison each day, that poison builds up over time. Look up some statistics, of how people used to act and how intelligent one person was before they started adding fluoride in the water.

  • @Yabuturtle poisons don't necessarily work like that (like i said, you could take a small non lethal dose of nicotine for 20 years and not suffer any negative health effects except maybe nicotine withdrawal). There's a lot of bullshit going around about fluoride, largely perpetuated by companies that sell 'natural' products that have their own motives. There's shitloads of bullshit on the internet, the only thing you can really rely on is official health organisations and peer reviewed studies.

  • @Yabuturtle Uh, no. Conspiracy Theorists are fucking idiots and none of them deserve any entertainment for their fringe beliefs. This is why skeptics and normal people alike flock to watch this douche make an ass out of himself. It's hilarious as hell. I want countless montage videos of him shouting posted. It never gets old and he never ceases to do so. Also, I do this because the CIA pays me to.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX I don't think you even know what a conspiracy theorist is do you? Or you're just a troll. Either way you've already succeeded in failing to understand how government works. Yeah because the government has never lied, betrayed or abused their power and used force or manipulation right? Get real. What do you define normal. The normal people you describe are those who don't do their homework. You'd have to be a fool to not realize we citizens are losing more of our freedoms.

  • @Yabuturtle A conspiracy theorist is one who engages in and spreads stupid beliefs like 9/11 TWOOF, chemtrails, FEMA killing us all, etc.

    I never claimed that the government never lies, betrays, etc. I merely claim that conspiratards are idiots who deserve no entertainment for their fringe beliefs.

    I define normal in this context as people who are not CT's. That includes skeptics like myself who ass-fuck their pisspoor logic and reasoning and people who don't know/don't care about CT's.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Who said FEMA was killing us. They DO tell us what to do and try to run the show. And the 9/11 story has holes. It is however amusing that you are so confident, as if they is nothing to worry about whatsoever, even though most of our politicians are criminals. How about the fact we have the Super Congress and now the President can assassinate American citizens? Most people don't buy Conspiracy theorists but however there are more dumb people than there are smart people.

  • @Yabuturtle Prove it, motherfucker. You want to make these big ass conspiracy claims like "9/11 story having holes" and such you best provide evidence.

    Please, hide away under the guise of "SEARCH URSELF 4 DA TWOOF"

    I dare you. I enjoy viciously calling conspiratards like yourself pussies for being so willingly flaccid in their basic logic.

    I have 10 bucks riding against you trying to provide proof at all. Make me rich, douche.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Don't be a punk about it. That's the least you could do. What am I, a librarian? You look for the information yourself. I'm not gonna spoon feed you the info. I bet you do, you probably don't have anything better to do than act like a self righteous bully. And really I don't even know why anyone would talk to someone like you. Your parents didn't teach you manners I'll bet. It's a waste of time talking to you. I've better things to do.

  • @Yabuturtle Somebody call the WAAAAmbulance. It's youtube, get the fuck over yourself.

    You fucking prick, here's why I say you provide your evidence for your claims; because that's how the process always fucking goes. Person makes claim A and provides evidence for such. People then analyze the evidence and determine whether or not it's worth supporting. CT's think they're so fucking right, so awesome that they can just spout away and then run like pussies when people ask for their evidence.

  • @Yabuturtle What a little bitch. Fucking says retarded shit like 9/11 being an inside job and expects everyone to prove it for him.

    He ran like a little bitch and nothing of value was lost. Now, everyone laugh at Alex, Hones, the oompa loompah from hell with nothing valuable to say,

  • @XxRadicalOnexX

    Do your research faggot

  • @RedSquadMike Present your proof for believing bullshit, fuck-face.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX lol?... its too late in the game for denial kid

  • @riprandy318 Yeah, okay. You keep telling yourself that as an excuse not to explain *what* evidence conspiracy bullshit has. douche

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Yeah, you really need to do some deep and thorough research on what has happened in the last 1000 years...

  • @McMeevin You're like the 3rd guy in a row who robotically spouts out "DO UR OWN RESEARCH HERP DERP" instead of actually substantiate bullshit conspiracy theories that the likes of Alex Jones believe. My deep and thorough research has been done, good sir, on your mother.

    ^ I'm 99% certain you'll scream out "AD HOMINDZ" and attack my insult instead of address your lack of providing proof and shitty proof ethic.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Ok, i'll go ahead and ignore the attempt at abuse,cause it holds absolutely nil merit.Also, about 75% of your post contains /b/ based memes, which YOU robotically spout and one shot at my mother, whom which you have no affiliation with whatsoever.now, i am sure neither you or i,don't know what type of "Conspiracy Theories"(your terminology, used by many others) we're talking about here.I just go with what events are currently unfolding,and put two and two together

  • @McMeevin You sure about the non-affiliation, my son? ;)

    So you're saying that you don't know what's going on in the middle east, and yet you're more than happy to suck Alex Jones' dick as he cums his rotten stupidity about the US and NATO controlling fucking everything straight down your mouth and spitting it right back up all over the internet.

    When one professes ignorance, he should engage in silence. You're not "asking questions", you're being a sanctimonious twat. You = C. theorist.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX I don't even watch Alex Jones that much, unless he has Webster Tarpley on, cause that guy actually know wtf is going on. And i made up my mind about NATO being a domination machine without having to listen to Alex. Again, i gather from multiple readings from different articles over the net, i don't get my evidence solely from Jones, which is probably the least overall. Wow, and have you been waiting to use that quote for a while now? LOL! and you call me ignorant.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Go watch some FOX, CSNBC or whatever it is you Americans watch, for the cold, hard truth and what really is going ON.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX So, what accusation by Alex Jones and other people do you not agree with and believe are complete bs and could be considered as "Conspiracy Theory"? Cause there are many things, which i have found true and others which did not contain enough evidence, for me anyway, to make an educated decision on. Events in the middle east, however, i got evidence up to fucking yin yang that the overthrowing of Gaddafi and Libyas uprising was %100 NATO backed,

  • @McMeevin The Libyans started the uprising themselves. NATO and the US decided to back them up, probably because Gaddifi was a fucking dictator who ruled with an iron fist. Man, for being self-proclaimed fighters of tyranny, they can't even see how Gaddafi was a tyrant. This CT bullshit is not about justice or freedom, it's about circle-jerking to as much anti-US/NATO/JEWZ propaganda as possible.

    I wouldn't be surprised at all if you thought this was Israel's doing, too.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Did you not check the fucking link? Your mind is just so warped by FOX, it's like a veil has been cast over your eyes, making you oblivious to the underlying facts. As for me, i've taken evidence from SOOOOO many sources, and from many different articles on the subject. Gaddafi didn't want his people OR him to ultimately answer to privatized banks AND he wanted to introduce a gold backed currency, will would totally undermine western currencies.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Libyans started it themselves themselves...ok. This is where it is absolutely paramount to do read around as much as possible, cause when you watch and read 90% of sources from msm, you are bound to make these mistakes, it's ok though < that is patronization, btw. I'll try and exlpain.

  • @McMeevin Go ahead, asshole. Make my Day.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX Al-Qaeda was used as a tool, the destabilize and the cause the uprising, just like in Syria now. I have two pieces of evidence to show you that they pretty much have taken head of the NTC in Libya and members of it are meeting with members of the "Free Syria Army" to form some sought of coalition. I'm just using this as an example of a "Conspiracy Theory" that the mainstream would find bs. watch?v=ZAfBoOsYK1c&feature=ch­annel_video_title

  • @McMeevin Or pussy out like a little bitch. The choice is yours. I'm pretty sure you're a little bitch and will pussy out as such.

  • @XxRadicalOnexX wwwDOTtelegraphDOTcoDOTuk/news­/worldnews/africaandindianocea­n/libya/8861608/Libya-Al-Qaeda­-flag-flown-above-Benghazi-cou­rthouseDOThtml for the article on that video

  • @Yabuturtle It's so cute how you think I owe you shit other than the CIA-sponsored type I throw at you. (no, I don't work the CIA, before you ask). Yeah, fuck-face, you're kinda supposed to supply the proof needed to substantiate your claims. So as it stands, you owe me proof, and I owe your mother a good, hard fucking.

  • That is brillant!

  • lol If he did become a Super Saiyan, he would definitely overthrow corrupt government and it would be awesome.

  • Don't know if mistake or joke but his last name is Jones

  • bahaha good stuff good stuff

  • XD

  • OMFG! That should have been a 10 episode build up to him turning into a super saiyan.

  • and Conan soundtrack in the background... EPIC!

  • awesome, kamehameha

  • lololololololololol! that was awesome

  • lol the fact that alex commented on this makes this 100x funnier

  • @SpookyAC130Spectre

    THIS IS NOT ALEX JONES; ALEX JONES'S CHANNEL IS TheAlexJonesChannel NOT TheAIexJonesShow (which isnt even an available channel)

  • @SpookyAC130Spectre is there a video for that?

  • @SpookyAC130Spectre nuh uh, did he really? haha

  • @SpookyAC130Spectre what did alex say about this ?? :D

  • @SpookyAC130Spectre

    Is his response anywhere on YouTube?

  • lmfao

  • LOL this one never gets old. VERY VERY VERY FUNNY! Alex rocks

  • this is the funniest thing i've seen all year. AWESOME LOL

  • lmfao

  • LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­

  • Awesome.

  • four seconds later.. Alex Jones exploded.  Poor poor alex.

  • If it's on the internet, then it MUST be true.

  • i love how he's summoning strength or something, like to form a spirit bomb, lol

  • More liberal garbage always trying to take opposition of any kind down a peg or two eh? Well I don't prefer Pres. Obama but unlike our Good ol' boy looney here I don't hate him. And Really? I don't count on seeing Obama winning the election next year. Incumbent or not.

  • 0:08

  • Why does the description call him Alex Ross?

  • OMG This was the best thing EVER!!!! ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

  • I AM PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT! I AM THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS! I AM TRUTH!

  • Alex jones is the man haha

  • @nplaza888 - If you're a schizophrenic psycho, see you in a couple years after Obama's re-election and after that another elected president and after that another. Life will still the same and normal, you little fucking skiz.

    --|-_-| Vote Progreesive 2012 |-_-|--

  • @Tedfromwork Have you ever looked into the Illuminati?

  • @nplaza888 - All of it.

  • @Tedfromwork Then you wouldn't have a problem summing it up for me. When was it founded, where, by who, what families are at the top of the pyramid, list as many secret societies as you can, and there many atrocities. Throw it all at me dude.

  • this is my all-time favorite youtube clip.

  • Alex Jone$ - biggest lying dochebag on Youtube

  • @kcirdrab Hahahaha. How do you figure that out?

  • this guys period is all messed up

  • yo this owns

  • I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR LIES VEGETA YOU WICKED DEVIL

  • he is not turning super saiyan

    he is going full retard

  • @RayWilliamJohansen He just went full Obama. He's a Paulestinian.

  • Lololololl"l

  • what video editing software did you use to make this ?????

  • he transformed much faster than Goku...

  • I think Barack Obama's a good president, and this video made me laugh out of my chair.

  • @SkippyElectrochomp No offense, but if you think Obama is a good president, you either live under a rock, or somewhere besides America. That bastard has done nothing AT ALL but fuck our country in the ass, and post invites to the countries that don't like us to do the same.

  • @GateShip01 Hmm, I guess that's what happens when you don't give your president a chance.

    Seriously, he has tried to help our country, he has tried to fix it. He became president at the worst time possible, and he's trying his best to make sure this country doesn't get any worse than it already has.

  • @SkippyElectrochomp Oh, he had his chance. There is no greater chance than becomingthe president. What he did was let lower democrats dictate his policy, and he took it as far as he could. That's why a healthcare bill was passed when a majority of Americans voted NO. Hillary Clinton said "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it," word for word. In what way is that not socialist?! He raised taxes, and put out the stimulus bill, which epic failed for one reason: (cont).

  • @GateShip01 because the government cannot force economic growth, it can only create suitable conditions, and the Obama administration has made the situation worse by counting on the former. besides that, he disrespects this nations traditions (he was observed to refuse to stand and salute for the Pledge of Allegiance), and has pissed on our allies (he got the prime minister of Great Britain, our longest standing ally, a set of broken DVD's because of an 100 year old African/British grudge).

  • @GateShip01 He may have been president, but have you heard of that little thing called "checks and balances"? Congress fought and fought against each other and they got nothing done.

    As for healthcare, he promised healthcare during his presidency. He said during his campaign there was going to be change. He never said change would be easy. The medical companies were spreading slander and lies about the healthcare bill because they'd lose their precious money.

    I'm done here.

  • @SkippyElectrochomp That healthcare bill is unconstitutional, and benefits Big Pharma while putting the cost burden onto the people. Obama should be impeached.

  • @SkippyElectrochomp

    He's tried to help? Are you serious? I guess he really "tried" to help when he lied about every single thing he promised.

    1. Repeal the patriot act - which allows people to come into your home without a warrant.

    2. Get them out of Iraq and Afghanistan in 16 months. Hey man it's 16 months? Where are they?

    3. Stop illegal government wiretapping and secret arrests of american citizens, where they cannot have a fair trail.

    4. Stop sending jobs to canada and mexico?

  • @bobbycatacutan @TheElectedKing Ugh, do you guys ever stop? I've had enough of this conversation, let's just leave it at this: I believe what I want to believe, you guys believe what you guys want to believe. OK? I'm only 14 years old; I don't follow politics closely. I'm going to be ignoring any further discussion on my comment or my beliefs.

    Geesh, I guess this is what I get for commenting on a video... -_-

  • @bobbycatacutan

    to be fair. he never promised to pull out of Afghanistan, only Iraq, but I agree with everything else.

  • @TheGravitationist

    blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2011­/01/obama-promises-to-bring-tr­oops-home-from-afghanistan-beg­inning-july-2011.html

  • Ive no idea what a Super Saiyan is, but that's funny.

  • Like!

  • Its over 9/11 THOOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!! >.<

  • Painfully Funny!

  • funniest thing ive seen all night

  • Whoah how many listeners does he have...?

    ...

    OVER 9000!

  • This was back in my glory days...

  • @TheAIexJonesShow LMAO! - Yeah, it can be funny on how you perceive it, but the SHIT that is going on should really be pissing people off like this.