Monty Python: World's Funniest Joke

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

A very foolish attempt of the English to claim that they had invented a joke which was responsible for the impossibility of the German troops to fight on the Western front; the truth is quite different: It was the entrance of the Americans in the war. When they landed the Germans first thought that they were under attack by manatees in uniforms, but they recognized the fat American rogues sweating themselves to death by trying to walk up the dunes of Normandy and exploded in roaring laugther.

[KaptainKlancy]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar Gotta admit, the manatee part made me lol.

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

@KaptainKlancy: Is his because a colony of Americans assembled on the beach does resemble a colony of manatees a lot?

[KaptainKlancy]

@FireEyedMaidOfWar It was more just the absurd visual of manatees stuffed into WWII uniforms, to be honest.

[abu7zboon]

a captain of a pirate ship decides to have a talk with a new shipmate who was in his first voyage ever so any questions mate the captain asks just one says the rookie since no women on this ship and we gonna sailing for months what do we do if we got the urge? see that barrel over there says the captain Ay see that hole inside the barrel ay any time you get the urge just drop your penis in any time except on mondays great says the rookie but why not on Mondays?well that's your day in the barrel

[ilikethisand]

that was the first took an arrow to the knee joke ever made.

[noddynosh]

what is the joke!!!!!!!!!!

[geganobo]

Whats the difference between batman and a black guy at night?

Batman doesnt need robin.

[SchergeSatans]

Proof that Germans HAVE a sense of humour :D

[mentalist555]

My favourite joke-a jehovah witness knocked at my door,i asked him in,sat him down,gave him a cup of coffee,then said,right,my friend,what do you want to talk about? He says,Fuck knows,i,ve never got this far before!

[CHOOCHOOYO]

the joker would love to tell this joke to batman

[sprucemoose18]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me". A now insignificant and entirely false statement.

[Slade366]

My dog has no nose.

[MrPilchardo]

@Slade366 Really? How does he smell?

[gamerdude217]

Ive seen the original.and it. Said the joke was," why was the pretzel crying? It was insalted.!"

[Naeneko77Inikina]

@gamerdude217 I am now dead. Thanks. Thanks a whole bunch.

[jorakgravityroamer]

@gamerdude217 Hahahahahahahahaha--*thud*

[Ratoslav1]

the jokes on you ?

[jojo19001]

he who laugh last didn't get it

[flippinablazing]

wait germans have a sense of humor?

[shadowalchemist935]

@flippinablazing ...... We do.... just a little.

[dkibler1974]

@flippinablazing - some of us do, but not many. Instead of joking, we build great cars.

[TheFroglette]

@dkibler1974 Are you talking about Rolls Royces, Jaguars and so on...?

[Romagatyr]

a-salted! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAuuuuuughhhhhhh.­.......... !

[DJSbros]

This is how i want to die

[MrShrapnelDK]

Fake, Germans dont have humor!

[joinmebowser9000]

@MrShrapnelDK Det er bare så racistisk

[brokenxberlin444]

@MrShrapnelDK hey now! that's disrespectful.

[gypolike]

664 people read the joke

[Trinitrotoluo]

My mom used to say words were more powerful than than bullets... did not believe her until now.

[CrimsonAMV]

the joke is the same joke Hiter told lol i translated it

[MrMelonMonkey]

@CrimsonAMV is it about what he really said in this video or what is in the subtitles?

because i could swear what he said was not what was written in the subtitles even translated...

[CrimsonAMV]

@MrMelonMonkey Well i found this video with german subtitles a few weeks ago so i translated it with google translate and well it said the same thing

[cornystyle]

63 people disliked while reading the joke.

[BlindBusDrivr]

ah Monty Python, the thing on youtube that's great in 240p

[StupidWizardFilms]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Don't translate you will die

[Spystreak]

if you read it atleast you'd die happy...

[513jlynn]

I know a fart joke funny enough to kill you, but you have to smell it...

[FoxAwsumness]

it was probably black ops.

[HopoTen]

It was probably a dick joke

[TheAnimatorEqualizer]

Can any German speakers here translate the joke for us? Oh wait ... you must all be dead. Damn.

[ApexAurajin]

@TheAnimatorEqualizer

It's mangled to fuck.

It doesn't mean anything.

[SonofPencilHead]

@ApexAurajin

For our safety, no doubt.

[eugene8910]

@TheAnimatorEqualizer i find that offensive.

[gotheirish]

@eugene8910 well then you dont get the joke

[godsadog]

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[SchergeSatans]

@TheAnimatorEqualizer I didn't understand anything, I don't think that joke makes any sense, I'm afraid there is not even one actual german word in it :)

Sounds like some british soldiers trying (and failing horribly) to speak german/imitating a german accent ^^

[butheadbros]

"Whats up chicken butt"

[StoneCliffx7]

This is a British show, so the joke in question?

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[BHAMPii]

hahah that wasnt funny at all.

[tallguy752]

please some one translate!!!

[MoonHeadJohn]

@tallguy752

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

According to wiki it doesn't translate into English, it's a bunch of nonsense words.

[tallguy752]

@MoonHeadJohn did u spell it right?

[MoonHeadJohn]

@tallguy752 You misunderstood, that is the joke quoted from wikipedia. Google it to see for yourself.

[tallguy752]

@MoonHeadJohn ohh ok thanks

[THEEVANTHETOON]

@tallguy752

You would have to get a team of translators because, as the guy said in the video, one man accidently saw two words of the joke and had to spend several weeks in the hospital.

[werter140]

Srry but i cant translate

I am not good enought in englisch

[werter140]

If you just understand german the end is so dam funny

[TMStudios89]

I think I've found the joke.

A guy reads a joke and dies laughing from it.

[jhibbitt1]

i take it this is more than an ammature movie reeactment, its really good

[TheSturdyWall]

Does someone know german?

[benmalby1]

it probably just read "poop"

[GEZx928]

i so want to know the joke!xD

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

this is NOT the original version from flying circus. thumbs down this shit.

[tallguy752]

@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 go cry then bitch.

[Sunsetsmiles3]

QUICK WHO CAN TRANSLATE THAT

[HH72000]

The best way to die

[Arsenic2203]

Fake : he writes too much quickly. That's not real obviously...

[cescanottidge]

@Arsenic2203 what..

[CacaLauncher23]

@Arsenic2203 so what type of retard are you?

[rkrokberg]

The Joker's ultimate weapon

Batman wouldn't stand a chance

[joostin123]

I love how dramatically he died. Best skit ever!

[Haywire250]

Memetic kill agent, anyone?

[UnifiedPerfection]

Best way to die lool

[iWantAGoodName]

The joke is legible in high definition

[MrShrapnelDK]

Fake, Germans dont have humor.

[Horrorgods666]

mass histeria can actually kill u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[runescape99real]

lol hahahaha that guy who is laughing is stupid lol

[SeeDMT]

@runescape99real You're laughing

[Animecouple990]

If only...

[jeebles1]

56 people died laughing

[chibiakutenshi]

@jeebles1 And came back to life pissed as hell :)

[TheAnnafisher]

the BEST thanks for posting

[WelcomeToZomboCom]

holy shit why is the sound so loud on this video

[FrancisBerryman]

56 people's dogs had no nose

[totalbadass500]

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

Best joke in the world.

[HeAtOfMiAmI]

@totalbadass500 I was thinking the same thing! Family Guy

[SuperBradva]

The joke was lethal.

[johlos]

no wonder the germans didnt win the war

[1wildi1]

What was the joke?

[SandwichSamurai1492]

@1wildi1 The joke is in your pants.

[azzy3169]

@1wildi1 everyone who heard it has died man :D :D

[valo1994]

this movie is not complete,the sketch is longer then this

[davidanthonypickerin]

@valo1994 I believe this is taken from And Now For Something Completely Different and not the original Flying Circus episode. And Now For Something Completely Different featured there best sketches re-filmed without an audience and were made into a 90 minute feature. That is why it is different to how you remember it.

[TheMrCFH]

@cityfan22 Not a lot happened around that time

[payneo218]

bet there's one guy whos like...i don't get it

[SonOfAWhisker]

I actually laughed at the joke at the end :D

[CanadianStereotype]

Faaaaantastic!

[696190]

I dont think that joke is that funny

[gangrail]

well if you gotta go, go with a smile

[gangrail]

well if you gotta go, go with a smile

[Taapertajaankka]

But then unfortunately there were one deaf german soldier and the Special Joke Force was lost with the only versions of the joke...

This deaf german soldier saved us all from annihilation, without even knowing it.

[12345678906957]

so what was the joke?

[loveandpeace71]

@12345678906957 I´d like to tell you. But i´m dead now.

[MrRdt1970]

monty in my eyes have never been equaled, theres simply nothing like it even today sure we have standups but the likes of monty, spike milligan, kenny evertt i really love their twisted sense of humor thanks guys for making me laugh so much :)

[SuperPrivate2011]

What are Joke proof conditions?

[Valholm]

This is what LSD was designed for.

[DirtyGhettoOmellete]

pure genious when he said they all worked on one word each

[DmitriSochlioukov]

4:22 = zombies :O :D 

[monto313]

From wiki: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput![1]

To a German speaker, the joke contains a number of nonsense words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.

[TheAaron404]

Laughing is lethal... Dont do it kids...

[PanderII]

even if i die, i want to know this joke.

[Currahee05GT]

@PanderII It's in your pants.

[nostaligic]

you know

wars would be so much better if they were fought with jokes

and the world would be such a better place...

..if only..

[pinkjaguar12]

i laughed at hitler's joke :P

[sethash540]

so, what is the joke?

[TheMightyLFC1]

WTF is the joke

[blamagenkind]

@TheMightyLFC1 Anyone who knows dies, so no one knows.

[DomausHannover]

that's the way the british men are fighting^^

[IronMaidenGuitarRs94]

What does the joke say?

[GeneralSuvarov]

what a happy war that was, to die laughing

[jerramy]

Human existance is the funniest joke in the world, and yes, it is lethal.

[Jake4595]

@jerramy But you know whats more funnier? A human that thinks human existence is a joke but still has the diginity to live ,shame on you

[123456789058909]

I speak German. I heard every word they said. I'm going to die now. LQTM!!!!!!!!

[whyryuaskingme]

@123456789058909 ...whats the joke?

[waamoandy]

@123456789058909 so what's it say

[reamkore]

MY DOG HAS NO NOSE!

[freejellybeans]

halarious

[CanadianStereotype]

When Eric said Fantastic I finished masturbating.

[wolfeman147]

Fantastic

[XProductions92]

51 people are killed by the Joke!!!

[duongngocvuminh]

So who translate it to german?=))

[jesscgrant]

What the hell, this isn't even the real sketch!

[VRedSkull]

@jesscgrant

This is from the Monty python film 'now for something completely different'

They re filmed a load of sketches and did some new ones.

[dLzzzgaming]

well im now watching the video and i think it's not gonna be as funny as... pfffh.. haha hahaha hahahahha---ujdhuhuigfrgiowdhu­onsuiohjfhjfedifwafsdw

[cutekittenlady]

This reminds me of that episode of south park.

[TimeQueenofRome]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[yaoiloveranimegirl]

i died laughing to it :D

[peppermeek]

i thought it was the fish stick joke D:

[glaceonfrostorm]

Ludwig died. Because of Arthur. D8

[girlishgamer1]

@glaceonfrostorm NO WAY! YOU'RE A FAN!? 8D!

[deidaraismylove]

I translat it with google but it still hasn't a sense ... -___-

[girlishgamer1]

@deidaraismylove That's the joke, it's just a bunch of jebberish. It's an inception joke in a way.

[Angelic7Vampire]

... what was it?

[taitai907]

48 people understood German and have died of over-laughter.

[wazithegreat]

@taitai907 If they did how could they press dislike?

[Pandasrule19]

"My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Awful!"

[SharingonMadara]

48 people died of reading the joke and fell on the mouse clicking dislike

[scottdylan20]

the joke was so funny it made Germans laugh

[xXsAnZoXx666]

evil jokes has killed people with laughter if i find that joke ill force my self to forget my thoughts about it

[Germtalia]

@xXsAnZoXx666 peopel with guns dont kill people

english made translated german jokes do

[kitchsc]

that joke was not funny when i translate it

[Quidammus]

At least, it isn't lethal in Dutch - or my translation was wrong :)

[turtle79070]

son dies,start laughing

[andrewkenworthy]

brilliant, war is so horrible and senseless ,monty python show brilliantly the pointlesness and absurdity of war,great piss take with a great message..nothing is more stupid than war.

[blaster2012]

the funniest bit was Hitler at the end!! LOOOL

[Flyingoctopusman]

the worlds are mixed up in german so you cant understand i believe.

[Happy2Walker]

The funny part is when they died.

[NingenDemonai]

I love how they're totally ~prancing~ while reciting the joke. Oh Monty Python. XD

[wallofdeath123]

even the ones with no sense of humor might die with the joke...

P.S I myself still dont get it I translated it but you might understand it and DIE I will tell no one!

[P51sarecool]

Hahahahahahahaha… Gcjfmgnfuv. he's dead!

[lordxeras]

Two men walked into a bar......you think one of them would have seen it.....

[thisismyaccount60]

ok so i took what wikipidia said was the joke and put it in google translator and it was "If the Nunstruck git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Or the Beiherhund gersput the Flipperwaldt! "

[thisismyaccount60]

guess what what chicken butt

[bluebear1985]

Man, if they really could come up with a joke that was that funny, the war would have lasted a lot shorter then it actually did, and there would have likely been so many casualties that the Germans probably could have surrendered within a month. Oh well, who knows?

[EliteZeroHeroes23]

here's the translated joke "If the Nunstruck git and Slotermeyer Yes! Beiherhund the OR gersput the Flipperwaldt!"

[13Niau]

Js but....google translate lovelys?

[bjbyo]

I've taken German for 3 years...

Am I right in saying that that doesn't make any sense whatsoever?

[Rosy2468]

@bjbyo yes you are right

[HTTPCore]

@bjbyo

true! ;)

[nonameAUT]

@bjbyo

Yes. Yes you are. :)

[neogoo123]

ya know, laughing reallycan kill, the laughing causes the heart to work more, and then... well... caploot... So know you can just imagine...

[TheBlankityblank]

I don't get the joke

[EvilMatt123]

i guess the phrase "stop it you're killing me" has a new meaning.

[MrNathanrevans]

46 people heard the joke

[bigmac364]

Imagine the devastation that could have been caused if secret service had hijacked a German national radio station.

[scids225]

@bigmac364 or broadcast it to germany

[ALIENxenomorph100]

@ 4:46 Oh no! The Joker strikes again!! :O