@Densaku just goes to prove how good writing and directing work in the grand scheme when you have a walking trash can with an annoying voice as your 'scary' villain.
@bummer6 I counted, but we may be going by different ones and in fact the newest ones have something else in the back that replaces balls that where there on previous Daleks.
@Meshcraft Ah, but see here, there are 4 balls on each row, there are 11 "sections" on a skirt, 8 of these sections have only one row each, but 3 sections have 2 rows (the sides and the rear). So 4 x 8 = 32 and 8 x 3 = 24 put them together 32 + 24 = 56. This is me reading straight from the plans used for the 60's daleks, the 70's daleks (the one you see in this video is a 70's dalek with NSD domelights it would appear.) and the number of balls also applies to the 2005 NSD daleks.
I'd love to see a Dalek costume that looks like the "Ironsides" from Victory of the Daleks. Olive drab, union jack, utility pouches... that'd be cool.
I remember when I was like 5 or something. I went to this train and tram museum and they had a Dalek. And it squirted me with water and I started crying!
Saying "OY" in a robotic voice is really self-satisfying. In case ya don't know, I've tootled around in a fully-sized Dalek in a small rural shopping area, not saying where, for a couple of hours with a voice modulator. The number of people you attract when you do that is astounding. X3
Actually a Dalek is a little squid-like being inside a robotic tank, they're a whole evil alien race the franchise Dr. Who which includes several television series.
I blame this for the fact that I now find it impossible to say EXTERMINATE in anything other than a Scouse accent, lol. That should teach me to copy things I hear on Youtube.
haha "i need to go have some voice coaching... it's holding back my acting career" hahahahaha awesome! btw most american TV sucks, i wish we had more access to Dr. Who, Top Gear, Little Britain, and re-runs of Red Dwarf
@tsartodd
Don't forget Rick Perry.
newvultraz 1 week ago
someone should ask the Dalek if he can come to America and exterminate Mitt Romney and Tim Tebow.
tsartodd 2 weeks ago
If I was a robot I would have done the same to the little kid
anaiddh 3 weeks ago
You see the whisk on the dalek, step one make it a water squirter step two electrify the water
PaperToPlasticReview 1 month ago
I used to find Daleks scary when I was a kid but now I think they just sound whiney and funny.
Potionette81 2 months ago
That is fucking brilliant.
stickmanpwner64 3 months ago
"erection sex porn pimp" in the tags. LOLWUT?! Respect for that dalek.
TamiiHasNoBrain 3 months ago
this kid is so bloody annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horrorgods666 3 months ago
I want to talk to a dalek!
ToeKnee0126 3 months ago
OMG, I know that kid! Its Nathan Windisch!
razerdave 3 months ago
Cybermen have worst voice
spidermastermind100 4 months ago
I would love to have a conversation with a dalek
betatester117 4 months ago
"Good one Dalek!"
PotterAtTheDisco1 4 months ago
fuck this boy and this country
iKSA1AMA 5 months ago
" I AM A DALEK OF A THOUSAND VOICES.
ALL OF THEM THE SAME."
I'm going to start saying "I'm a man of a thousand voices! All of them the same!"
NeptuneMS385 5 months ago 5
hhahahahahaha
thecritic5276eli 5 months ago
Is that Nathan Windsech?
TheTeamMental 5 months ago
@TheTeamMental
I think it is :)
razerdave 3 months ago
@razerdave shall we show him this at AWS bristol?
TheTeamMental 3 months ago
@TheTeamMental
Consider it done :)
razerdave 3 months ago
did that kid say 'kaled' at around 0:03?
jeez, how much doctor who has this kid watched?
GreenRupee 5 months ago
I'm just getting into Doctor Who.
Is it wrong for me to be a tad bit unnerved by the Dalek's voice?
aneurysm1993 6 months ago
@aneurysm1993
dude, an entire generation of children were absolutely petrified by the daleks.
HelmutVillam 3 months ago
A Dalek has 56 Balls..you only have 2...ah now it just doesn't work
Meshcraft 7 months ago
hahahaha
supakiwibaby 8 months ago
he could get a part on casualty, as a consultant!
chain0fflowers 8 months ago
"Good one Dalek!"
"I KNOW!"
xxxkimododragonxxx 8 months ago 21
I AM A DALEK OF A THOUSAND VOICES. ALL OF THEM THE SAME!
daday268 8 months ago 17
How aliens with such an annoying voice could became pop icons? That's quite an unsolved mystery.
Densaku 9 months ago
@Densaku just goes to prove how good writing and directing work in the grand scheme when you have a walking trash can with an annoying voice as your 'scary' villain.
BrokenFWD 8 months ago
@Densaku They are big in this country,they are not popular in the USA.
andrewbarrett42 8 months ago
"A Dalek has 64 balls. You only have 2. EXTERMINATE!"
Meshcraft 9 months ago 5
@Meshcraft actually a Dalek has 56, but you were relatively close.
bummer6 7 months ago
@bummer6 I counted, but we may be going by different ones and in fact the newest ones have something else in the back that replaces balls that where there on previous Daleks.
Meshcraft 7 months ago
@Meshcraft Ah, but see here, there are 4 balls on each row, there are 11 "sections" on a skirt, 8 of these sections have only one row each, but 3 sections have 2 rows (the sides and the rear). So 4 x 8 = 32 and 8 x 3 = 24 put them together 32 + 24 = 56. This is me reading straight from the plans used for the 60's daleks, the 70's daleks (the one you see in this video is a 70's dalek with NSD domelights it would appear.) and the number of balls also applies to the 2005 NSD daleks.
bummer6 7 months ago
@bummer6 I counted the modern one, but either..why ruin such a good joke. A Dalek has more balls than us.
Meshcraft 7 months ago
I'd watch East Enders if there were Daleks on it.
jwhaler82 10 months ago 3
Bloody hell english accent is so awful!
EvilZebra333 11 months ago
@EvilZebra333 What is wrong with you! :O
cutekillerofwow 10 months ago
i love britts
LPSConverseRule 11 months ago
@LPSConverseRule I thought Americans hate us.
iloveamericans1 10 months ago
@iloveamericans1 English hates Americans.
Americans say English like them because they are faggots.
TheVillageFarmer 10 months ago
"I talk long enough for you to forget the fact that I am armed!" XD
jwhaler82 11 months ago
someone just give the fucking dalek so he'l go away
ironhidewatson 1 year ago
This dalek is beyond hilarious, give him a bafta or something.
hopthefencetofreedom 1 year ago 8
nothing makes my day like hearing a dalek go " OI !!"
AnkhJack 1 year ago
Check out the geek in the long coat! Nerd.
pbraddazz 1 year ago
first time I've heard a Dalek say "oy"
phantom12321 1 year ago
"MY RINGTONE IS LOUDER THAN YOOOOOURS!!!"
LiquoriceandSpice 1 year ago 6
Kid - "Nice one Dalek!"
Dalek - "I know"
MuffinMonkey319 1 year ago 7
KZZZZZZZT!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mspikmin123 1 year ago
"I AM A DARLEK OF A 1000 VOICES ALL THE SAME" Epic lolz
quinnjdq 1 year ago 4
My ringtone brings all the Lords to the yard
Damn Right,
It's better than yours
Damn Right,
Its better than yours.
~
XD
KidGerravy 1 year ago
Fuck, I wanna Dalek. *pouts*
capngallifrey 1 year ago
@capngallifrey yea but take em outta the metal n youve got one butt ugly pet
TeJap2 1 year ago
THIS DALEK IS MALFUNCTIONING
IT WILL BE EXTERMINATED
trvius 1 year ago
After seeing that kid, I have to admit there must be an anti-christ.
MickScarborough 1 year ago
I love this Dalek.
Nibui 1 year ago
Retard kid!
aureliosjc 1 year ago
WELL DONE MISTER DALEK
tes4o 1 year ago 3
"Cybermen have that rediculous voice!"
"... Like yours!"
"OI!!!"
lol!
xXCaptnPeteXx 1 year ago 5
Mt little sister is scared of the Daleks voices, Mind you she is 16, lol
kingtorm2 1 year ago
Oh god that kid is like talking to my cousins kid about doctor who O.O
TheDarksterZane 1 year ago
He should go all emergency temperal shift on his ass.
badcompanyization 1 year ago
Dalek says oy! Hahaha!!
EnigmaDrath 1 year ago
"MY RINGTONE IS LOUDER THAN YOURS!!!!"
LiquoriceandSpice 1 year ago
None of those kids were annoying. They're just kids. Ok, maybe the one who called the Dalek stupid was a little annoying. Funny actor.
delusionaldiminutive 1 year ago
lol
TheBigDolphin1 1 year ago
I've would of just waited fore the kid to say something else and start yelling...
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!
EmperorOfMars 1 year ago
EXTERMINATE!
AndyRaslan 1 year ago
How much does it cost to get one of those?
TokoYogishita 1 year ago
what is the Dalek shooting? is it pressurized air or something? I don't think its water...
EthalaRide 1 year ago
I'd love to see a Dalek costume that looks like the "Ironsides" from Victory of the Daleks. Olive drab, union jack, utility pouches... that'd be cool.
falconwind00 1 year ago
LOL. DALEK SAID OI!
klaypeople 1 year ago 2
Chav detected! EX-terminate!
ReadmanJ 1 year ago
Was this a robot or was it a speech filter?
Xystus234 1 year ago
@Xystus234 Speech filter
DarthJuhoker96 1 year ago
I laughed when he went "oi!"
supersnorlax1 1 year ago 72
london kids are gay
bman24345 1 year ago 3
@bman24345 wrong if you were saying london kids are gay which their not . that correct way to say it is british kidsh kids are gay
mrmoney185 1 year ago
Exterminate!!!!!
TheDaleksExterminate 1 year ago
WANT
MrForsakenBacon 1 year ago
"Haha! I talk long enough for you to forget the fact that I am armed!"
"Good one, Dalek!"
"I know."
whitefluffyhat 1 year ago
'i am a dalek of a thousand voices - all of them the same'
PopcornSoda321 1 year ago 3
I dressed up as a dalek once. I was purple. I pretended I was gay. Quite fun. Quite fun...
HannahRose063 1 year ago
imma get one! wheres the next shop!?
LeBartman 1 year ago
*that was my liverpool accent - I am a dalek of a thousand voices... * LOL
SpyderFilmDayv 1 year ago 28
A real Dalek.. *fangirl scream*
TheZoieLove 1 year ago 3
I remember when I was like 5 or something. I went to this train and tram museum and they had a Dalek. And it squirted me with water and I started crying!
PhazonPhantom 1 year ago 6
british kids are worst
naits95 1 year ago
i would exterminate that kid!
DuckiePhatt 1 year ago
Don't you just won't to kill them
alphaguy50 1 year ago
Any Dalek that says "Oi!" is a Dalek I love. :)
OaGish 1 year ago 5
Silly Daleks and their cups o' tea. :D
hitheresunshine 1 year ago
teh kid pissed me off lol
Noimnotyouarenoob 1 year ago
Why didn't the Dalek exterminate everyone? Maybe it seeks an alliance with a lifeform of equal power.
kartkidchun 1 year ago
Hahahaa! THAts funny!!
iwanaplayagame1 1 year ago
why was that kid talking? that Dialek could just exterminate him.
DuckiePhatt 1 year ago
Awesome!
LionCrusaderTiger 1 year ago
In response to your description I say that Cybermen's voice is worse.
I hard a harder time understanding them at first, had to watch a second time to fully understand what they were saying.
The Daleks I didn't need to rewatch, though I did anyway because they're awesome.
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
hahahaha, reminds me of achmed the terrorist.
kyle9d 1 year ago
I want that dalek Dx
Wolfiewolfe 1 year ago
man, this kid is annoying!
Lildrummbob66 1 year ago
"my ringtone is louder than yours!"
zhch15 1 year ago
OMG I WANNA DALEK!
Saying "OY" in a robotic voice is really self-satisfying. In case ya don't know, I've tootled around in a fully-sized Dalek in a small rural shopping area, not saying where, for a couple of hours with a voice modulator. The number of people you attract when you do that is astounding. X3
(Firebird)
jaguarfrost 1 year ago
It's a shame there's no videos of the guy in the Dalek using the glove to scare kids. This is the same Dalek, isn't it?
MorriganAtwood 2 years ago
A Dalek saying "OY" has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard
Adhemar05 2 years ago
i feel bad for the dalek
johnnygamer95 2 years ago
XDXDXDDXDXDXDXDDXD
TRAINDALEK001 2 years ago
ROFL
DreamingofDystopia 2 years ago
Where do I get this?
lighthazard 2 years ago
i feel bad for daleks because he has to talk to him
Connor5067 2 years ago
They truly are uber powerful. One can take out 1,000,000 Cyber Men if I recall from an episode.
ddcordova2 2 years ago
Who wouldn't like a own their very own Dalek?
therealKINDLE 2 years ago 4
omg in the dr.who museum this kid ran up to a darlek and it moved and the kid nearly shat him self XD
squarebanana94 2 years ago
the plunger is going on that kids face lol
combineoverwatchc13 2 years ago
"It is holding back my acting career!"
LOL XD
iambored71717 2 years ago
Gotta love that Dalek!
jlewis31510 2 years ago 3
that kid was sooooo damn ugly
mitchjayneyo 2 years ago 5
He should've 'Exterminated' that kid!!!
Kaffyboy 2 years ago 48
lol ah laughing dalek
SNAKEMAN742 2 years ago 3
LOL @ PLUNGER
PrimoVids 2 years ago
Who's Dalek?
Stariod1994 2 years ago
hes a robot from a horror movie. he killed people :s
brntlkemypoptarts 2 years ago
Actually a Dalek is a little squid-like being inside a robotic tank, they're a whole evil alien race the franchise Dr. Who which includes several television series.
Scythemantis 2 years ago
CHARLIE!!!
DoubleMoonz 2 years ago
That'd be the best gig just rollin around with a ring mod.
4darin5 2 years ago
Scouse dalek.... luv it
FastAnkles 2 years ago
Don't Fuck With Daleks. xD
KrazyBucket1 2 years ago 2
That kid is so smug, he sucks.
ojamalio 2 years ago
lol
wrightmt011 2 years ago
use a condom!
GizmoMofo7 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
British accents are so annoying, especially kids
nickmasterx 2 years ago
XD Liverpudlian Dalek FTW!
LiquoriceandSpice 2 years ago
ring tone
LOL
XD
HarryPotterAddict11 2 years ago
MY RING TONE IS LOUDER THAN YOURS!!! lol
thegamerkid77 2 years ago
A Dalek saying oui. That is funny. This is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time, 5 stars. I am favorite-ing this.
corruptgunslinger 2 years ago 3
Eastenders should have given the Dalek a job!!
Beef354 2 years ago 8
that kid is annoying!
Noimnotyouarenoob 2 years ago 4
lololol
harshvgaus 2 years ago
"ERE PUT THE KETTLE ON WHILE I HAVE A CUP OF TEA!!!" Classic! XD
XxGaarasGirlxX 2 years ago 4
LMAO!! XDDD
paklk75 2 years ago
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!
IlidianStormrage 2 years ago
This is so awesome
AnasaziTribal 2 years ago
hahaha that is brilliant
Hezzy18 2 years ago
Dalek should've exterminated that kid!
rotnem07825 2 years ago 43
LOL!
Death2FalseElectro 2 years ago
Holy shit, I can't believe a child's voice could be so fucking annoying. I can't tell if it's the accent that pisses me off, or just how he acts.
rowzadower 2 years ago 2
All Chavs should be put in a dalek!
UKPatriotsFan 2 years ago 8
Talk to Dementedmole. he feels the same.
DarthVezok 2 years ago
all chavs should be vaporized by daleks
tedmerr 2 years ago 39
or better yet send the chavs to Beachy Head
tedmerr 2 years ago
true. :D
paklk75 2 years ago
LOL cockney dalek!
daleks4eva 2 years ago 4
haha "My ringtone's louder than yours"
lordofnothing101 2 years ago 5
lol the guy in the Dalek case is hilarious!
lordofnothing101 2 years ago 3
I blame this for the fact that I now find it impossible to say EXTERMINATE in anything other than a Scouse accent, lol. That should teach me to copy things I hear on Youtube.
laalratty 2 years ago 5
I'd like to see a Dalek take on a chav.
Or maybe a Dalek getting bitten by Charlie.
tedmerr 2 years ago 2
check out dalek invasion, it scares the crap outta a chav XD
xXeMokiDXxMCRXx 2 years ago 2
omg me 2!
HelenPeter3 2 years ago
LMAO, A DARLEK WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
i wanna hug it *huggles dalek*
xXeMokiDXxMCRXx 2 years ago
haha "i need to go have some voice coaching... it's holding back my acting career" hahahahaha awesome! btw most american TV sucks, i wish we had more access to Dr. Who, Top Gear, Little Britain, and re-runs of Red Dwarf
DJM442 2 years ago 4
EX
TER
MIN
ATE
Teeb15 2 years ago
whats a dalek? im prety confused this is what i get for clicking on random links though lol
lawliownedu 2 years ago
A one-eyed space octopus in a tank, basically.
Jordy04 2 years ago 2
it's an alien on the British sci-fi show, Doctor Who. =] Look it up on wiki, you'll find out more.
HyperHanyoGal780 2 years ago
A creature from a TV show called Doctor Who. If you don't watch the show, you won't have a clue what's going on!
daleks4eva 2 years ago 3
Love it
pubjamsessions 3 years ago
Dalek's a bit camp!
kangaroomc 3 years ago
That must be the greatest dalek EVER.
I WANNA GO TO THE LONDON EXPO BUT I CAN'T!!!!
Stupid distance from Wales!!!!!!!
XxYamiNoGwenxX 3 years ago
...Um. xD
...poor Darlek, I'd give him a job!! ...what about Neighbours?
Um...hollyoaks prehaps? (Oh, and sorryy...don't ask why.)
6Satu9 3 years ago
if i was a dalek i would of killed him
venom7108 3 years ago
I wish i could meet a Dalek so awesome
TwilightCrazedEC 3 years ago
That kid knows nothing about Doctor Who. At the start of the video he talks about the Daleks hating the Kaleds. But the Daleks mutated from Kaleds.
kingfishertom 3 years ago 3
haha he was owned on that point
choochooguy63601 3 years ago
it should have zap his ass
mushyman64 3 years ago 8
I think that kid was actually a little scared when the Dalek said EXTERMINATE. lol
Rubystars1000 3 years ago 8
dumb kid.
JoseyLondon 3 years ago 4
That kid was so annoying the Dalek should have exterminated him!
finagle007 3 years ago 15
This is awesome! I miss this stuff.
BoldBadWolf 3 years ago
I love the Dalex voice
ZaraZabuza2 3 years ago
that kids accent so annoying
CDrevolt 3 years ago 2