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  • I like Tara Reid I think is is so Beautiful

    Tara Reid is way better looking then Fish Lips Angelina Jolie

  • nice V mask

  • filmed on my bday

  • Why does he have a Guy Fox mask behind him?

  • QOTD: your answer is 3.

  • QOTD: monsters in my wardrobe.

  • QOTD: Asians. We make fun of them so much and cheat off of them in math class. Remember that South Park episode where they kill the sea creatures? Same principle, only humans.

  • what is the name of the outro music? does it have one? i'd love a full version (sorry if this is answered somewhere else)

  • QOTD: Im scared most of a popular black golfer cheating on his wi- oh crap!! Ahhh!! How the eff am i gonna like golf now? :(

  • QOTD: I'm sure a lot of other people feel this, but spiders. big ones, little, ones, hairy ones, etc. they scare the hell out of me.

  • QOTD: wtf was the question again? I was rushing myself too cuz its time to masterbate!

  • QOTD: AIDS, unlike a plane that shit gets off with you.

  • your dimplesssss, so cute.

  • QOTD: being sucked into that cod4 mission when the nuke goes off

  • QOTD: One of my biggest fears? Social awkwardness. There's no worse first impression than attempting to walk up on a girl and forgetting your name. But I practice in the mirror, so I'm all good.

  • QOTD: so fucking true. flying is fucking scary. your like up a zillion feet in the air on something that can def crash and burn.

  • Yeah. You're probably looking for a funny answer, but I feel like digressing.

    My biggest fear is that, as soon as I get my license, I'll drive away and never come back. Not as in I'll die, but that I'll just abandon everything I have. I'll run. Maybe even kill myself. That's, honest to god, my biggest fear. So yeah..

  • QOTD: An overweight Japanese barmaid with vampire teeth a Mr. T mohawk and a clef lip trying to cut my balls with a hedge cutter

    Reason: I hate vampires

  • QOTD: Big Black Guys. Hey who isn't?

  • they deleted this vid :(

  • QOTD: i fear boring people they keep me unentertained

  • QOTD: My biggest fear is having to endure my bastard family for the rest of my life...dont get me wrong they aint bad people, they're all just such arseholes.

  • QOTD: When i was about 5 I found a spider in my shower.Ever since then ive been afraid of chipmunks

  • QOTD: My wife finding out that I had an affair and then her trying to kill me with a golf club...after I was in a car crash.

  • QOTD: wen phil decides he doesn't feel the need to keep us updated anymore.....don't make us angry philip defranco :)...you wont like it when we get angry

  • PUBLIC SPEAKING is my main fear....Im a loser that way..but it scared the shit outta me.

  • QOTD: Philip DeFranco not making any more videos.

  • QOTD: Death is my biggest fear. I'm agnostic/atheist. :(

  • QOTD:

    I'm not afraid to fly, or even fall. It's that sudden stop at the end that will get ya.

  • QOTD: someone finding my Tiger Woods sex tape....that wouldnt be good for him, seems how im a 17 year old girl.........holla!

  • QOTD: That Pirates win the Pirate/Ninja war. But then I realise that they won't, and that Ninjas will spare me for supporting them. Then I smile

  • Qotd : I'm scared of open water :o ever since jaws :( then deep blue haha they crck me up xx

  • QOTD: Getting literally sucked into Call Of Duty. Because once that game ends, your fucked.

  • QOTD: Religion. I can't be religious because I'm scared if I put my beleifs and life into a religion and then when I die my beilefs were wrong I'll have wasted my life. Also there is no absolute proof for any religion.

  • QOTD: what am I afraid of??? Robot Nazis that are also zombies that give me spider flu monkey aids when they rape me on Easter.

    Did I fail?

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  • QOTD: Twilight....

  • Metal dildo with wings? That's absurd, the wings just get in the way.

    QOTD: Biggest fear = being cheated on by someone I love (this is more about what happened between two coworkers of mine than Tiger Woods).

  • QOTD: losing my penis

  • there is something wrong...

    I cant pause it...... ? mouse wont click it right

  • im scared of finding a spider in my shoe

  • my greatest fear is no hights but falling from hight

  • QOTD: Pussy trolls, they bite your dick off

  • QOTD: A stupid japanes kid in my call who hates ameria and loves japan

  • QODT: Dogs! They Are Only Cute In pictures But When They Start Eating Babies.....

  • When playboy Workers form a union... No more play boy means more time with girlfriend D:

  • QOTD: Spider Flu Monkey AIDS

  • QOTD: If I go to heaven, meet God, and He sneezes. What do I say?

  • be like... Hey... hey... Stop it... I just died from Swine Flu...

  • i totally got all of that cuz i went to japan in the summer. i feel special.

  • QOTD: I am VERY afraid of spiders. They give me nightmares.

  • QOTD:Dogs... i think they have rabies...but not the good kind...

  • QOTD:

    This one girl wants to fuck

    I'm afraid her vagina has teeth.

    I'm too young to lose my dick. :[

  • Was the audio offsync?

  • The thing thats would scare me to most if all the blond asian guys out there started running after me. Blond asian guys are creepy!!

  • is that your face or did ur ass grow teeth

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  • QOTD: FTW Forthewin forThewin fortheWin ForThewin FortheWin forTheWin FORTHEWIN FTW

  • QOTD: that Google starts being controlled by private research companies bent on blinding the american public with bullsh*t as oppesed to the vast amounts of information that could be useful...that and no more porn =(

  • how hateful to do such a thing. I hope he got in trouble.

  • QOTD: ONE a cheater? Don't you mean once? Fail.

  • freakin chickens , they scare the shit out of me. i case u were wondering no family fun will never be the same agian

  • spiders are my biggest fear because they eat babies

  • QOTD: Sxephil canceled :(

  • women taking over the world and making killer sandmiches or sxe phil going off air. please let nethe happen phil!!!!!!!!!

  • This guy is tweekin on SPEED!!!

  • QODT: Rosie O' Donald... Its pretty obvious why she scares me...

  • QOTD: ronald jenkees music for credits iz bomb(YH) ;D

  • QOTD: Spiders. Because when I was 3 my dad's favorite movie was Arachnophobia. I can't even kill a spider myself. I just run around and scream like a little girl until someone saves me.

  • I was just watching the katy perry is my god video and reading the comments makes me laugh. i just dont see why anyone would think two gay people should get married. sure it sucks for the kid whne he gets to school but common if two people love eachother and want to be together let them be, it doesent effect you.

  • QOTD: Coming across a chimpanzee with headphones who has more musical knowledge than me.

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  • DEAR GOD WARN THESE PEOPLE! WARN THEM! make a sign....DO SOMETHING! or it could be the next final destination whatever

  • Qotd:black people

  • But you don't understand, Phil,

    those aren't Taras breasts.

    QOTD- Watching you getting ready to fly.

  • QOTD: Myself i am so fucking ugly

  • QOTD: Black people being crazy....you never know what kinda shit they are gunna do

  • Flying.

    9/11

  • QOTD: Phil is actually a guy

  • Does this guy ever SHUT UP????

  • @ultimatesecret Yeah, seriously. Who in the hell is giving this guy five stars and why are these annoying ass people "featured" vids? Between this dude, the fail geek and that bearded mofo that thinks his family is so interesting, I'm about to just pop my screen next time I get tricked into watching this shite.

  • QOTD: findin out that the sxephil has stoped making videos!!!

  • QOTD: continuing to be brainwashed into feeling like i have to come up with a witty response in hopes of being in the next video

  • my biggest fear is spontaneously combusting

  • QOTD:

    aliens, they scare the hell out of me! i can watch any horror film and not be sacred but the ones with aliens and shit. maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

  • QOTD: George W. Bush is somehow kept in suspended animation when he is 65 and in 2064 he is unfrozen and becomes president again

  • QOTD: I've always been afraid of elevator doors and plastic bags. My parents told me kids die in plastic bags so I wouldn't get near one till I was 8 0.o

  • QOTD: Failing my final exam... oh wait I just did that because I was on youtube instead of studying for calc

  • Jersey shore makes a bad name for New Jersey,

    I go to the Jesrsey shore every summer, about 5 miles from where the show takes place.

    It's nothing like that.

  • I actually go to Seaside Heights where the show is filmed with my family every couple years. It's not as crazy as the show depicts, but then again I'm not at legal age to drink. They're are clubs and bars, but also a lot of things to do that are family friendly. Best Swirly cones EVER and the huge pizza slices are AMAZING!

  • The sammich monster...... it isnt even a sammich, it just steals them.... horrible.

  • QOTD: a giant metal dildo with wings crashing and landing in my anus

  • Riding horses becouse they have a mind of their own and I can't control them

  • "Question of the Day" actually

  • QOTD: The Snuggie, they are just plain weird, creepy and pointless.

  • i'm waiting for the world to realize it's just a robe backwards.

  • Everything that has the letter P in it. I have a small bladder.

  • Jellyfish-cause they swim sideways and just sting people.....why are they so mean? They really freak me out....

  • QOTD: being beat to death by hoes...

  • BOOOOOOO your not funny

  • QOTD: a world where normally proportioned females made the cover of playboy.

  • oh god. Oh God. OH MY GOD! That thought had never croosed my mind! I had just assumed that playboy was sacraligious and therefore would always have busty women one the cover. BUT OH MY GOD!

  • QOTD: ASS RAPE OMG THAT SHIT WOULD HURT oh and zombie robot nazies 0.o

  • Fred getting more subscribers

  • I know right!!!! SHIT IS EFFING CRAZY!!!

  • Qotd:

    Waking up one day and realizing that the Philip Defranco show no longer exists.

    *shudders*

    oh...oh jesus.

  • NICE

  • qotd: the ocean man. it's like a whole different world. just imagine going down & down & down & down into darkness with creatures unknown. shit.

  • QOTD: spiders because they are the only thing on this planet with 8 hairy legs... besides brittney spears

  • QoTd: Chloe Kardashian. Look at her. It's like Jay Leno and Rosie O'donnel had a baby.

  • QOTD: My biggest fear is my bellybotton, cuz of the matrix...

  • this is ok first time i saw it =3 is better though sorry

  • jager us teh awesome

    QOTD: Spiders!!! EW

  • QOTD:

    My fear is I'll come home and your mama won't have my sammich ready. Ooooooo. Burn.

  • hahahaha

  • i have an undieing fear of Jews because they will strangle me with their curly sideburns of DOOM!!!!!!1

  • QOTH: drains in pools

  • QOTD: MOTOR-BOATING and finding destroyed Nipple/Aureola ... already had nightmares tara.

  • i love tara reid (:

    & you.

    all day

  • QOTD: public toilets.

  • QOTD: Losing a MW2 game while playing with my feet (i only have feet...)

  • Mu biggest fear is everyone I know just dying on me.

  • metal dildo with wings LOL

  • by biggest fear is being attacked by giant twinkies firing machine guns. It's scary because they are twinkies fire machine guns.

  • I knooow, fly mall is SO random! I remember reading it when I was flying this summer, and could buy like this alligator thing for your back yard. I was like.. OF COURSE I WANT THAT! DUH!

  • QOTD: The Phillip Defranco show ending!

  • fear of losing my Green Card then i would get sent back to Mexico... No es bueno

  • fear of willy

  • QOTD: the fact that we have never seen the back of Phil's head.

  • being abducted by grey aliens and being forced to watch the philip defranco show, ....scrary right

  • QOTD:being in a deadly car accident

  • QOTD: monkeys with sharp objects

  • whats the song called at the end?

  • Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire, i think :)

  • QOTD: My greatest fear must be philly D without monday shows ...

  • QOTD: ''Matt.. (sigh) you're adopted..

  • Im afraid of being afraid....its real...AHH..sorry scared myself..AHH!...(>;.;)> Also im afraid of sparkly vampirez...0_o

  • QOTD "...you mean like spiders on the field?"

  • johnny depp version of willy wonka not only because i had a dream where he kidnapp children and were killing them but lets face it he's a grown man in a purple suit who invites children to his candy factory for a private tour

  • under the make up its michel jackson oh wait to soon? lol

  • QOTD: Coming Home And See Ur MOM Dry HUMPING Ur Friend that would be scary

  • QOTD: Big Black athletes...

  • QOTD: Guettos (however the hell u spell it) takin over the WORLD, or black people, that would be scary too.

  • QOTD: my biggest fear is seeing Phil and his Gf kiss....

  • QOTD: Dead fish....cuz there icky....

  • QOTD: (Insert alien conspiracy theory here)

  • totally copied that off a previous episode

  • whats that song name at the end?

  • hey...hey..whats the best kind of bees???????? boobies! hahaha, im so lame...

  • fail...

  • ronald jenkees - throwing fire

  • @TheAgeofmankind

    Its Throwing Fire by Ronald Jenkees

  • QOTD: A sammich...WITH NO MAYO

  • jellyfish... fucking jellyfish.

  • QOTD: well fear its self.... and purple penguins with power tools... that happens we are all screwed

  • QOTD: When my mom doesnt make me SAMICHES!

  • my biggest fear ..... running out off toilet paper while on the shitter

  • QOTD: Going negative in COD: MW2. Scariest. Shit. Ever.

  • eww tara reid DO NOT WANT

  • QOTD: Greatest fear: Any lack of Philip DeFranco on my computer screen for 3-4 minutes, Mon.-Thurs.

  • QOTD: having my quote of the day in one of Phil's videos

  • I don't know much Japanese but I know enough to tell that Quintin is bragging that he has a samurai spirit I don't know what the dog says but His wife I think asks if he is there and then tell him to come home now! I guess the dog speaker is so every one can hear you get chewed out by your wife through a cute animal. I want one too! Japanese tech is great.

  • Does this guy ever shut up??????

  • Nope and thats why hes more popular then you

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  • WE WANT A TUESDAY VIDEOOOO

  • dude, he's traveling. he probably doesn't have time.

  • QOTD: the day ShayCarl misses a vlog.

  • :O Quentin Tarantino is my favorite director!

  • QOTD: not getting enough pussy

  • lmao got to love the stereotypical guy fear huh nice one bro.

  • QOTD: Philip defranco dying! NOOOO

  • I guess it's true. Anyone can have a show. Sigh*

  • QOTD: YOUR FUCKING FACE!

  • QOTD: people. im normaly just staying in my room doing nothing except sitting at my pc.

  • QOTD: running out of bud

  • QOTD: Angry black people at KFC realizing the chicken is sold out..

  • QOTD: Getting attacked by angry guitos, I heard that send in death threats.....