Dramatic Readings of Youtube Comments: Star Trek

[eexot]

Holy shit at the army conspiracy theorist guy, that comment was so crazy it actually makes some sense.

[lovenoahsexy]

best part go to 1:36

[PACMANnot]

I've never seen Start Trek. I don't care. I've only seen the first Star Wars movie(I think, I was doing school work at the time) and thought it was pretty cool. And I still don't care.

[TheIceMurder]

Damn funny and yes star trek is for virgin science geeks that get bullied every day at school looooooool =D

[PissingPeopleOff1]

1:37

I like Sci-Fi(Not nessescarily Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica, more like Mass Effect) but that was a fucking epic comment.

[MahMahAfro3000]

T. Irie Dread? Who is he then, one of the Klingons?

[Shadow78954]

when are you guys planning on making new videos?

[TheLetsRead]

These videos makes me miss the old YouTube layout.

[Dinyang]

4:20 was so much win.

[FireButts15]

The thing I love most about these videos?

They say everything exactly how it is typed.

[ilikezappa]

I dont know why , but the YES TOOL comment made coffee come down my nose

[geekymarianne]

@ilikezappa, i had a similar reaction, and again to Q saying "morning darling" :)

[alextankian]

andeyejah at 1:32 is right.

[PutzerLovesYou]

best performance goes to "YES TOOL" 2:34

[ogopolo]

disnywhite1 is badass

[juliebogen]

The best part of this is still, out of completely nowhere, "Star Wars catamites."

[FrostPegasus]

Harlad & Komar xD

[KasabianQueen]

LMFAO

[mikethegamer0]

all the people who left those comments r probably gonna be ticked off when they hear about star trek 2 and 3.

XD no seriously. They are being made. D:

[451ianDragonist]

Highly illogical, Captain.

[DuchessAliana]

MOVIES LIKE THESE ARE FUNDED BY THE PENTAGON

[rotflmfaololzomg]

@90'sHeroMAXD

PENIS

[90sHeroMAXD]

"....disabled all our coolness" am I the only one who laughed at that?

[brawlisthebestgame]

I never watched star trek and i never will.

[Beatmyguest001]

DRAAAAMAAAATIC REAAADINGSSSSSS DRAAAAAMAAAAATIC REEEAAADINGSSS

[Mysterious0Bob]

I have zero interest in Star Trek but I thought the new movie was awesome and what the new Star Wars films should have been.

Nerds are funny.

[steveharley0345]

RRREAL RRREGGAE

[eexot]

@steveharley0345 I actually checked that band out too for laughs, too funny!

[steveharley0345]

@eexot

T. Irie. Dread man xD Theres no better.

[OrderofMertuary]

Question about Andeyejah's comment... Wasn't Obama president when this movie was released.. ? So.... Wdf is up with his comment? >_>..

[thegiverofbreath]

@OrderofMertuary it mite B a consperisy

[MoonIMover]

I actually think the first comment is pretty funny in a nonironic way. Even though I'm a Trekkie and liked the new Star Trek film.

[bananen12]

i haz to say noneone of them in the comments can'nt spell for shit HAHA they are so dumb go learn english then come's back and comment viedio. so dumb lol. i know cus im english teaher. i know really best english.

[DorisDayFanatic]

@bananen12 Are you for real? Your comment is riddled with bad grammar. There's no way that you could be an English teacher - you're just joking.

[Foxxie0kun]

@bananen12 Lemme guess, they're outsourcing English Teaching positions to Iran or the middle of butffuck nowhere Towelheadville? No way it could be India, because even Indians know they fuck up English enough to where they apologize before speaking and don't get an ego when they can spell a couple words right.

[bananen12]

@Foxxie0kun its called trolling. butfuck :P

[DorisDayFanatic]

REAL REGGAE XD

[nitemaricv2]

wait.. a lil changes to an old series. call the fliping sirens. and young fans not knowing the original cast?? wtf. i've watched the original series on G flipin' 4 so now what??

[ogman02234]

i love it so the guy is watchin porn but he is commenting on a vid wierd

[CrappyAmvNetwork]

that one comment makes me want some hot pockets

[noodleoo69]

The fuck was with the reggae album comment, hahaaha.

Hahahaha, dont they know? Every modern angsty movie that targets teenagers has at least one pointless sex scene..

[NeverendingTwilight1]

lol, these dramatic YouTube readings are hilarious... although, what was up that one Troll's ass who insulted everyone for no reason? XD, oh wait... I just answered my own question.

[Mac1634]

"*deep voice* I rubbed my clit to this video" That's terrifying.

[lukesmall1]

The pentagon one is funny as shit

[mrbobmanbob]

Convincing Patrick Stewart. Liked 'n favorited.

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

From 1:19-1:36: ....wut? Just, what?

[dalektaliban]

YES TOOL

[Usagibunnneh]

Harlad and Komar XD

[WedgeAntilles66]

Ha, harland and komar?! I loved that movie!

[RebelBaseStarfleet]

This is probably my favorite video ever.

Major suckfest!!!

lololol

[Crosswizz]

Having said that, suck my balls

lmao

[xnightkillerx]

It... might... be... a CONTHPEERATHY

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

@xnightkillerx Or even... a CUNSPERUCEEE! I love this guy.

[HastChaotix]

1:18 = best part.

[frentable2]

lol 3:07

[masterpiraka]

That's why I laugh at all complaints about thois movie. It's don'e nothing to "ruin" star trek that the show (any series) hasn't done to itself.

[TaylorOnTheMic]

lmao harlad from harlad and kumar

[JackofTrades75]

That line at the end "Number 1, kiss my bum" got me so good. This was great.

[DrShaym]

"Harlad"?

[TheEpicon]

3:31 was really random XD

[Aenimus84]

YES. TOOL.

[SingHouse]

obama's a socialist

[TaylorOnTheMic]

@SingHouse and bush was a heartless capitolist whats your point

[NoobiusMaximo]

Morning darling.

[Fyreds]

I rub my clit to this video too. And I watch you do it too.

[scratchneck]

HAHAHAHA ;) hilarious

[DrShaym]

I rub my clit to this video.

[shadowfax272]

'these movies are funded by the Pentagon'

I lol'd

[Fantome001]

Picard! Nooo!

[dsotm13]

your ears are safe

[lashey221]

it mite B a conspericy.

LMFAO.

[RocketAtom]

YES TOOL

[lilexan]

loooolXD

[JLynneh]

Harlad and Komar Go to Blue Castle is my favorite movie.

[Changeoftone]

This was hilarious.

[TheEffingBandit]

I would have laughed but the music was too obnoxious.

[DorisDayFanatic]

LMAO "time to go downstairs and get your hot pockets"

[caroljean1960]

it would be hilarious if someone started a trek argument in these comments right now lol

[Thehamez]

lmfaoooooo "like all female Treckers, i rubbed my clit to this video" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NoirThing]

@Thehamez yeah and the one who wrote that was 'jackthemeat' xD xD xD

[Shintaka9009]

Morning darling.

[akumatekkusu666]

Trekkies=40 year old Virgins

[SaeriaSuresh]

win.

[FrakkinToasterLuvva]

ROTFMLAO Brilliant and hilarious. :)

[disnywhite1]

Thaaaaank you.You fuckers rock

[spacevampirestudios]

The actual movie kicks ass. Also, hardcore Trekkies are hilarious.

[thatguy1145]

Nothing quite as entertaining as fanwank.

[Silvsilvchan]

Or as terrifying. Seriously, hard core fans constantly turn me off of franchises with their lunacy and zealotry. I never was a fan of Star Trek, but mostly because I was harassed by a fat asthmatic klingon speaking pervert in high school.

Fuck Trekkies and fuck Jews.

[novajigsaw]

Ahahahah wow.

[14thdisciple]

yeah, but - real reggae ...? Really??

14

[zidaneff]

I have some friends who are pretty big trek fans, not from back when it first aired (not that old), but they too where against the movie, but, after watching the trailer, even if it does crap on all the Trekkies hearts, its still a pretty cool movie. We'll more than likely go see it

[issu999]

real reggae, huh? xD

[HighVoltageChrist]

Whoa, real reggae

[Mysterious0Bob]

Everyone knows that Star Trek fans love reggae.

[podo944]

Oh rats! I was going to send this to my son until you just HAD to include the one really nasty one! Ha ha!!!

[OfficialMC2]

What's with all the conspiracy fags?

[flyingphantom1988]

myaan this is some funny sh!t lolz

[nardigan]

I am a huge Trek Fan from back in 69... This STUFF is GREAT..! Good job on the humor and it was all in good fun. Hats off...

[jeppmet]

This is so great, really well done!

[BigDickCheney]

Harlad.

[JulesVermeij]

LOL First comment!

[StewieGriffin44]

"Harlad and Komar"

[ZeBoXeS]

Rofl at the Harold and Kumar part :D

[Edgemaster000]

Those comments are all stupid.

[TreeHuggingPenguin]

"I for one will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?"

Jay and Bob quote, much?

[Maindrian]

Or every single nerd, ever, when their favourite tv series/movie franchise goes in a direction that upsets them.

[joellyshooshoo]

draMAAtic reeeadiiings XD

[ConnellxSilverfur]

This proves one thing: The light of human intelligence grows ever dimmer.

[randomgray]

I fell off my chair at "It mite B a Consperecy!!!" Well played, sir.