President of Utubia Takes Office ~

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

Utubia is not on the internet, was it ever?

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[UtubiaPresident]

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[googlelies]

write sistermoonshine13 why she calls self christian and her child utubiaparty1 and ask them why they hate Jesus so much they stole the name God spoke ministry of dreams to make God's servant fall like christians bill hamon, john mark pool, tell thier jobs, bosses, put thier names on internet for wanting to ruin a christian and he prays and sistermoonshine will weep, thats ckyt radio 13's sistermoonshine and utubia and mike murdock, dee finney, d.min, reverend jeremy taylor of wisdom university

[MysterEy1]

ATTENTION: I will be posting a compilation of the videos from President Appleseed's campaign.

It will be the 1st video response you see in the Scroller up above. Please watch it, instead of watching this video.

THANKS!

[MyzzTy]

Hurry up on that. We can't wait all year! lol

[dogoflucifer]

WTH

is this guy for real

please explain your agenda

except your concept of the theoretical universe, which has no ground in reality

[MysterEy1]

hmmm, write back and let me know what you want to discuss.

[scoopoutwater]

LOL i love your video, and the music in the background. Who is the artist?

[MysterEy1]

Thanks. What was peter appleseed playing that day? I doubt anyone could say at this point. So much mystical "nameless" music.

[entertainmentgiant]

I remember. It was Dead CanDance.

[PeterAppleseed]

* In case you are wondering, the vote videos are at the beginning of the video response list. There are probably 100 or so left. Some of them have been removed either because the owner has been deleted from YT or because they decided to attach the video somewhere else. I am trying to do a compilation documentary. More about that in the future. Hopefully this summer.

[TheFamousStacie]

Gosh I am trying to watch, but it is so long!

[PeterAppleseed]

Sorry! I've been planning on making a condensed version. Please watch it when it comes out. It will be very fast paced and you will enjoy it.

It will be on the MysterEy1 channel. You know that one right?

[TheFamousStacie]

Of course! I am crawlin' with these kids of mine and they only let me get through about a minute of any one Vid! That's why mine are rarely more than a minute or so!

[PeterAppleseed]

People tend to like the short videos. I know why. But I believe that a video of 3-6 minutes is the ideal range for internet these days.

[globalcommonsense]

Dear sir, for more info, you can view the channel called UtubiaPresident. The historical context is that warren25smash made several videos against the concept of a people's election on youtube. PeterAppleseed was responding to that.

[entertainmentgiant]

Oh you're just charming lightningrod. Come back again, ya hear!

[pnollen]

Dude, it sounds like you have a cold, please go blow your nose.

[entertainmentgiant]

Sinus infection from workplace chemicals. Sorry.

[frenetickinetic]

Everybody wants to rule the world! Collective, aye?

[PeterAppleseed]

Tears for fears?

[frenetickinetic]

Banks can be overthrown in 3 stages. 1) Found Intentional Communities (of which we become the elders). All resources are pooled to eliminate Digital Debt. 2) Skilled workers do cash-in-hand work outside the Intentional Communities and bring wealth back into the ICs' to help found other Communities. 3) LETS (Local Economic Trading Systems are formed within communities for Barter-and

-Exchange purposes. "An Orange for an Apple" etc.

[3swoosh2]

:):):):)

I'm getting tired of this democratic dictatorship, learning to grow my own food etc

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

3swoosh2 Tired? Of what? what is the democratic dictatorship?

Learning to grow your food it a great thing. See my group and join if you like the videos I'm featuring./

youtube. com/group/GUESTEDITOR

[3swoosh2]

heres some blurbs for ya

cuttingthroughthematrixdotcom

[entertainmentgiant]

Thanks I'll check it out!

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

That's a good step by step plan. I'll have to make a video about it. Have u seen my new Christianity series? Its a response to the questions I get regarding the religion, prophecies, the messiah, maitreya, the new age, etc.

It's on the entertainmentgiant channel. Have u been there>

[3swoosh2]

all we really need to do (for starters) is get rid of the central bank riotschild private money systems and use our own money. the rest will starve out cause thats the nipple of nwo.

[frenetickinetic]

Amen.

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

Eventually that willbe drained of its power. As soon as people stop using it. Right now, they keep using it because its the best system. So far.

[heironymous]

youtube doesn't like. be nice to them or they will whine. no, we love them here in utubia!!

[MysterEy1]

Yes youtube is good yet authority. And we must be wary of authority... even the authority of the so-called Utubia President.

nice youtube, nice youtube. I do love YT. Youtube is like my other wife.

Yeah.

[frenetickinetic]

Oh, I get it! If we're the brain (collective), you're the mouth (individual).

[PeterAppleseed]

I'm the man in front of the camera. as long as the lens is pointing at my direction.

[frenetickinetic]

Consider this: Government is Mind Control, this we know (govern, mente - to control the mind). Is Utubia just another form of Mind Control, or is it the opposite. Liberation? Discuss.

[MysterEy1]

yeah let's discuss this. Do you want me to make a video about all the issues you've been raising? From messiah to maitreya to mind control society God etc.

[frenetickinetic]

Yes, please.

[MysterEy1]

It's a major subject and it has to be done. I have to get pumped up for it. I just saw your latest videos. The one on evil maitreya was interesting. I'm not so sure about that group, that ploy, however u wanna look at it. The verdict is out.

[3swoosh2]

well internet itself is a trap to get the future generations dependent on technology which is centrally controlled. so after the money chip u get the brain chip and then say hello to borg land :) alan watt pwns this topic on cuttingthroughthematrixdotcom

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

No no no that's what it will be for some people.. a la Matrix, you saw the movie.

The true purpose is yet to be revealed. haven't you seen my video on the channel entertainmentgiant? Please watch that. Its called Virtual Reality.. or something.

[3swoosh2]

Holy shit, i never even bothered to listen to what u were saying, u are absolutely right. I just thought anybody running for president was a corrupt reptilian. Go for it. I'd rather vote for u than google.

[BestofUtubia]

Yeah, i wish more people would take a few moments and listen carefully to 1 or 2 of my 1000+ videos. Then they would have to stop assuming about Peter Appleseed and his producer Mr.e and all the co-producers.

Actually, we're not THAT evil.

[MysterEy1]

3swoosh2: sure thing. We're all starting to awaken to the reality. Google is in a partnership with us. Its a silent pact. Yet as we shake hands with them, I also hold one hand behind my back. There is a sharp axe in that hand.

I don't have to use that axe. But it could be used if needed. I'm like Ghandi versus the British empire you see. Ghandi taught me that his civil disobedience could take the form of passive violent symbols to be wielded on the mental plane/

[3swoosh2]

yeah, free the mind and think original thoughts, thats more than most sheep on this farm ever will do. ure right in that when the ppl are ready to lead the leaders will evetually follow :) (got that thought from somewhere)

[goodsenseofhumor]

lol

[BulletproofGeorge]

ghandi, now there's someone to compare yourself to instead of chris columbus.

[MyzzTy]

I agree with what was said in the bulletin, over the fist minutes of this video it gets better and better. Expecially after he gets past the stuff about husbands and wives.

[BulletproofGeorge]

it's too bad you cant re edit videos after they've been posted.

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

oh weeeeeellllllllllllll. rofl

[veronicaoliviataylor]

keep on!

[MajorBlyss]

John Lennon could be the president of Utubia since after all he was the father of Nutopia. Meanwhile, the musical fuhrer is the emperor of Joymany which borders Utubia and Nutopia. Blissburg is Joymany's capital and all Joymans are joyologists. Heil, Happiness!

[PeterAppleseed]

Interesting nomination! The people were looking for someone who is still alive though.

I do believe that he could be nominated and serve well in one of the Utubia Ghost offices. I think we are creating a pantheon for all that. Stay tuned.

[bigfootnose]

I have no problem with it. Organization is inevitable.

[PeterAppleseed]

Granted.

[3swoosh2]

now we should assssassinate the president of Utubia (or just ban him), he is working against the ppl by exuisting. while at it, ban every damn youtube politician, theyre useless and we dont need them. Heres my 1st initiative; youtube sensors a lot of ppl, this must stop or youtube must be switched to like break com or veoh. powa to da ppls

[PeterAppleseed]

working against the people? We will ship you to Utubia Siberia now!

[3swoosh2]

suberia?

[zinc3333]

LOL Utubia, I use metacafe, I call myself a Cafein, Cafia, cool I can make names out of metecafe ever been there, it rocks, but I think youtube is a lot botter!!!

I wanna become president of metacafe, Cafia, Cafien!!!! LOL it's funny what names people can think of!!!

[MysterEy1]

Metcaf, I'm there. Are you going to create a Utubia over there? I think we already did, but go ahead. Have you been over to the UtubiaPresident channel yet? I think you would like to see the latest crop of Utubia videos. There are several dozen important ones, which are very descriptive of our early stage development. Theya re sure to become classics.

[keenanmartens]

My friends and I all decided to go out and make a movie. Everybody says they like it but we want an unbiased opinion. So watch "The Killer car", "The killer Car 2" and "The killer Car 3 the return of Spud" and tell me what you think. Make sure you watch the right one's.Their all student productions and cost 500$ all together, but if you have to watch one of them make sure it's part 3, all hell breaks loose.

[F33bs]

Why do we need a president? Why cant it be run by the users of the site? You know, maximum freedom.

[MysterEy1]

No really I swear. Utubia did actualy elect is 1st president. Prove to us that it did not elect its 1st president!

For more current info, please go to the UtubiaPresident channel.

[MyzzTy]

What's all this talk about this week?

[Chitownfcko]

Neuromancer here we come!!

[PeterAppleseed]

Is that a movie?

Make fun of me! I'm the fake president. ;)

[Chitownfcko]

Neuromancer is a novel by William Gibson about a future where people can immerse themselves in the internet and fly around and commit crimes and stuff. Pulpy, but brilliant. It's hard to make fun of you, because I agree with you!! You tend to ramble a little, but that's a very small flaw:)

[PeterAppleseed]

Why thank you for that compliment. I'm just rather skillful at hiding my major flaws. Like the fact that I don't know how to shave properly, etc. etc.

I think I've heard of Neuromancer. Maybe it's from the 80s or late 70s. I used to be in a book club. I don't know about crime though, I tend to believe in the rule of Law. ;7)

[Chitownfcko]

That's exactly why we need a President!

[adoginfog]

This President was talking about freedom with a purpose. I watched his video where he is in the bathtub. Is that like the opposite of Rebel without a cause?

[Chitownfcko]

Hmmm...that's like a SAT question...freedom is to purpose as rebel is to cause...I'll have to think about that one:)

[MysterEy1]

I happen to think it's an accurate corollary. Anarchy is out of balance unless tempered with group cooperation. Monarchy is out of balance without benevolent service to the masses. Freedom is the ability to freely make the choice to work together on a project. We could probably analyze the structure of family and find all the politics in a microcosm.

I plan to make another video to elaborate on this theme. On UtubiaPresident channel...

[MysterEy1]

Thanks adog...

[Chitownfcko]

I love how the coffee cup is a symbol of being a husband and father!! I use it myself occasionally lol!!

[PeterAppleseed]

hehehee

[SpamAnn]

You say it has no power in the real world, but it hasnt got any power here also. People who like it just join cause they like it. And the utubia government cant set laws or rules what to do and what not to do, cause people will just go on doing whatever they want to do. So where is the power in all of this?

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

SpamAnn, I don't understand your statement fully. Can you give more of a definition of POWER? And do you think Utubia has to be ALL about this kind of power you are speaking of?

I agree that one of the aspects of government is power. What other aspects are in play? What's your comprehension of influence and community?

Also please give one or two real examples of power (as defined by you) that are in effect on this website and not the owners of the site itself.

[BestofUtubia]

This person is apparently DRUNK ON POWER! lol

[Zitronekopf]

Jesus, this is boring.

[BestofUtubia]

Zitronekopf you are welcome. But you are in denial. Why leave a comment?

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

Idiot with a short attention span.

[3swoosh2]

we should declare war on dystubia!!! DOWN WITH DYSTUBIA.

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

DOWN WITH DYSTUBIA yes. What does it have to do with UTUBIA?

[3swoosh2]

they lotsa wmdystubians.

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

Is that W.M.D. 3swoosh2? We will be officially declaring war on the crisis, the whole damn thing.

[3swoosh2]

yes! we must attack before they attack us ;)

[MysterEy1]

Yes that pre-emptive strike is always the greatest policy!

[MomoDelicious]

Nothing outlives cockroaches.lol. Not sure a utopia can actually exist, too many negative human characteristics come into play...There is no spoon. ;)

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

I heard about that. But rats eat cockaroaches. And cats eat rats. And dog eat cats. I'm not sure what I'm getting at here.

[patddd]

As will I! Also..

[UtubiaPresident]

And so will I!

[patddd]

And ya know what?...Me too!!!

[MysterEy1]

I think I will too! Join the bandwagon.

[patddd]

I will respond.

[MyzzTy]

i will too. thanks,

[CaptWilly11]

Dude, a true anarchist would never call for an election, for any form of government or ask someone to vote for them.

"Function: noun

1 : a person who rebels against any authority, established order, or ruling power"

At least get the basics right.

[MyzzTy]

You may understand the form of anarchy but you dont understand what he's saying about his background philosophy.

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

The point being, there is no true anarchist. Do you claim to be one? I call you a pretend anarchist then. Try not to take yourself or your politics so seriously. I know I know, you think I take it too seriously. Oh well. I go to both ends of the spectrum for the extreme balanced view.

[ParisIdol]

Hello Mr PRESIDENT Youre hot.

[tryalowcarbdiet]

You are YouTube's retarded Nornna should "do it".

[UtubiaPresident]

tryalowcarbdiet: you are too clever and perceptive for a coherent response!

[tryalowcarbdiet]

Thank you!

[entertainmentgiant]

Add as many videos as you want. The idea is to make this the most responded video of all time. Why not? Wht's so important about that One World video? That was a useless bit of going nowhere. And I should talk?? Yes! We have a goddam plan. Get WITH THE PROGRAM, PILGRIMS!

[adoginfog]

I vote for Peter Appleseed, not smosh or george bush. My vote doesn't really count though since I'm not 18 yet.

[soaringman]

you made a mistake. It does not take one to know one.

also self gratification overload.

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

Thanks for letting us all know... Would you clarify or illuminate us on your pronouncement?

[15Carmelo15]

In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and cut the word "LATUALATUKA" on your back with a knife and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos

[MysterEy1BestofYT]

Why? It's black magic superstition. Not only that, it's USELESS.

[scottishcream1467]

YAAAAAAWN

[HoldinCoffee]

LOL!!!

[jonandra]

Anyway, you're the first "political" figure I could actually say I'm developing faith in. Please don't let me down. :)

[jonandra]

I don't even know what blackadderextras looks like. His presidential video scared me a little. Utubia may someday be a power, but why grab it when it will fall our way anyway? Y'know? Let's stick with starting organizing and cleaning up, THEN worry about the rest of the world, I think. (posting saddam's death, wth???)

[evotelution]

I agree. I wanted to vote for blackadderextras because he was the under dog and wanted to challange these elections but yet agree to disagree and thus bring forth a chance to explore and grow as opposed to hate and avoid. Yet he focused to much on the real world which is a political realm that is old and this is new....so why stay in the past?

[SatwaDude]

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I vote myself for LORD, EMPEROR, and KING of all of you my subjects, and government servants. As the first to claim this role, it will remain with me forever, since I have already written into law that no subject can over-rule my law. This is the law now.

SatwaDude -- Emperor of YouTube

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[MysterEy1]

satwadude: Thats cool for you. Now what do you intend to do with your position? How are you going to serve your loyal constituents?

[SatwaDude]

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As Emperor I don't have constituents, I have subjects, and they will worship me from afar, and hope that they may gain My Blessings. And the Emperor will only be seen by the common people once a year. This is the law of the land.

Carry on with running the country, there's a good fellow.

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[SatwaDude]

Not in a million years darlin'

[MysterEy1]

IS that "never"?

[Furnifur]

no time to make new vid adding my question for the longest blog ever

[PeterAppleseed]

Sounds goooood.

[OUCYI8U2]

Vote for apples!

[MysterEy1]

I C Y U ate apples. They're good. Thats why Peter plants apple seeds.

[MysterEyI]

Do not vote for the imposter. Do not vote for him. I want to tell you that this is a bad man. He is not worth your vote. Listen to me people, we should be allowed to have our own parties our own ideas our own everything. We do not need a government of YouTube the website. We do not need to be led. We are not sheep. We are not sheep. This man, he is a sheep. YouTube is a great corporation. They are the ones who lead us.

[secludedimam]

I am not voting . It is not personal. I just don't like artificially padding someone else viewer visits. Great video though.

[MysterEy1]

secludedimam: I've said that a million times before. Yet more importantly, I support unity. I support virtual government. If you also seek for that one day. And I'm glad you approve of the video.

[BlueThunder07]

hey search bluethunder07 to see some cool videos

[SuicideFriendly]

Oh yea, and you have my full support!

[SuicideFriendly]

Cool Vid. Love the music; very intense.

[lanto89]

I VOTE FOR CANDIDATE:  Peter Appleseed.

You can even count with me if you need a Minister or whatever :D

[PeterAppleseed]

jayceyjako: Sounds interesting. One of the video responses is also along those lines. Did you see it?

[yorgathecroat]

I have cast my vote Peter,good luck.

[PeterAppleseed]

yorgathecroat: thanks for asskikkin video.

[yorgathecroat]

Anytime Prez.

[DawgPhish76]

I'm gonna vote for the Entertainment Giant...because...he seems more interesting...LOL ...good luck on the election...

[PeterAppleseed]

Hey you cannot vote for someone who is not running. Unless you write them in...well, if you insist on voting for Entertainmentgiant, I'm not going to dissuade you.

[EuterpeJonesVideo]

I came back just to register my vote for you. Who knows, maybe you can make this site a nice place to be again, and entice me back. I won't expect any miracles though, that would not be fair to you. You are the best man so you will win.

[edwardwoodjr]

I was wondering, where is the other guys video? Did he give up youtube and get over to livevid?

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

Those are intense videos.

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

I added a new video to this as my renewed vote. The primary vote video is also a response. I now it only counts as one vote though.

[papadizi]

so this is your alter ego. nice to meet you. papadizi

[pseudotube]

I would vote if I had a video But I do not.

[daleshankins]

I would vote for you except:

A. I don't know how to vote

B. I don't know who you are, Peter Appleseed, Mysterey1? or what?

C. I don't know what the purpose of the election is.

D. I don't know who the other candidates are?

E. I don't like politics.

That being said. I wish you the best and hope that you are happy.

[ImNotOnTheInternet]

That's a lot of questions. I'm sure you or anyone can find out by watching one of the videos. Including this video explains A, B, C. And E saying that you don't like politics means you are bringing baggage to a new experience. That is not called for.

[daleshankins]

Watched the video...guess I am just too old and uncool to get it. Enjoy.  Wish you the best.

[PeterAppleseed]

daleshankins Thanks for stopping by.

[cateyesTV]

i loved the music... i hope this goes well. i'm excited for you man... peace

[ThendofReason]

Yeah, First Comment, Go Appleseed, and GO ansomia!!!

[protester]

Where's your vote sir? Dont you know the rules. We cannot accept comment votes. This is eVOTElution time!