TRAILER: Metal Gear - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode #67)

[magmarvoltorb7132]

aww mai gawd meatel geal is crappy



[SpiderOptimus]

You guys know that solid snake is a code name and its snake because he is camoflaged like a snake

[jouluturkki]

@SpiderOptimus You know that snake is a metaphor for the male genitalia?

[whoreheybangsyourmom]

Erect cock

[lonerlass3123]

Fkers flagged ur video.Assholes.

[nsmbw222]

that really sucks how i can't watch this video in youtube.

[SpazBunnyStudios]

Moist Beaver? That would be a nice character...

[higihugo]

the damn irate fanboys flagged the youtube version.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

[MultiThat1dude]

@higihugo then they're assholes because i like irate too and i would never flag avgn or irate

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

is this the banned from youtube one?

[HoundOfwar1]

i remember once hearing a joke where some guy says to some girl 'may i put my solid snake in your box?'

...

at least it wasn't another guy!

[MegaGamemaster007]

209 people get scared by the end art

[vakama94]

ERECT COCK LOL!

[TheElementalrocker1]

Snakes real name is David.

[TheAbridgedGamer]

Funny names:

Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake - MGS1 - MGS2 = Solid Snake

Metal Gear Solid 3 = Naked Snake

Metal Gear Solid 4 = Old Snake

How about Creamed Snake :D

..........

Why is nobody laughing :O

[SirPepe666]

@TheAbridgedGamer

make an educated guess :P

[Vankpker034]

@TheAbridgedGamer because thats disgusting

[TylerSnakeTomlinson]

My Nickname is Snake

[jakeyray18]

@TylerSnakeTomlinson same :0

[GaleStromProductions]

ERECT COCK!

[cristian3131]

ERECT COCK LOL =))

[RabbidToddlerStudios]

mother bitching dogs, yeah punch the shit out of them!

[RabbidToddlerStudios]

mother bitching dogs yeah punch the shit out of them!

[264alpha]

what do you mean follow the link to the right

[TheWaterpillar]

@264alpha its under the video now, youtube has made changes since april 2009

[pikachu7567]

@264alpha the description used to be to the right, unless you already knew that and were making a sarcastic comment, i couldnt tell.

[TheDoopliss2]

209 people are ljn masters

[evilgamers1]

hideo kojima must have got pissed when this stupid game came out and i mean REALY PISSED because the stealth gunman element is gone and thats like the major element of the game

[HandyCappedSalesMan]

ok there's solid snake, liquid snake, and ____ snake you get it

[ExaveFett]

what really bugges me is why the website ends my video all the time

its confusing

[MrSaturn33]

I have an emulator and I've played Metal Gear 1 on MSX, it's awesome! :D

[RaianTheFallen]

OMGGGGGG METAL GEEEAAAARRRRRRR

[DoomMaster307]

@NtinoAndMaria lol....

I wonder what theyl think of next.

[legomario]

who knows who punches dogs.

[UnitedCivilized]

it is hard to reupload it on youtube because u have to ask permission if videos are more than 10 minutes.

[Megan14Fox]

Do the metal gear review next

[killianairproduction]

@Megan14Fox he already has lol look in the description

[DrVinny654]

who the hell goes around punching dogs lol

[vincent6445]

Solid Snake= Erect Cock

Liquid Snake= Wet Cock

Solidus Snake= Harder Cock

[RLmike1234]

@vincent6445 Gas Snake = Vaporized Cock

[thegameulost]

@vincent6445

And by that logic, Naked Snake spends A LOT of time on Chat Roulette.

[Remi8193K]

@vincent6445 Naked Snake= Skinless Cock

[omalor]

@Remi8193K circumcised cock!

[ninjaRGE]

@Remi8193K Naked Snake= Exposed Cock

[aznboi1027]

@vincent6445 Naked Snake = Circumcised Cock

[Ccbooya18]

God I hate the trailers cuz it's always a pain in the ass to watch it on the website! Why can't someone post all of the vids on YouTube?

[BillyCauseyjr]

the NES version is shit compared to the MSX version. too bad the MSX never got a US release.

[drunkmario53]

@BillyCauseyjr wat does msx stand for

[BillyCauseyjr]

@drunkmario53 The MSX was microsoft's first game console that was a Japan and U.K exclusive release. it sold like dog turds despite being the best 8-bit console on the market. Kojima oversaw the MSX release of Metal Gear 1 and Metal Gear 2, the UK got both games but the U.S. got the NES one which was made from the ground up using existing art resources and recycled/poorly translated text. The MSX versions of 1 and 2 are on the bonus disc of Subsistance (limited numbers had bonus discs)

[EternalYoshi]

@BillyCauseyjr The 2 disc version of MGS3: Subsistence as Mr. Rolfe shows has the game.

I beat the game and even though it shows it's age, it's much better than the NES version. Bad port is bad.

[gokunava]

I have the new Metal Gear Peace Walker, and its is hard. But not as hard as Facebreaker on the Xbox 360

[jpakajw]

i like the arcade version better

[MrLiquidjcb13]

but remember this NES version tht was the 1 tht scks azz the real version tht Hideo Kojima made was MSX-2

[Commando447]

0:30-YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

[EvilGoneGood12321]

i love ur theme song!

[xDanielx2016]

This video sucks ass...how could you talk shit about the greatest video game protagonist ever? SO maybe it was a difficult but It stood the test of time...the entire franchise is awesome...oh btw did i mention..this video deserves a diarrhea dump all over it...AND the only person that would punch dogs is Solid Snake..cuz no one fucks with Solid Snake..

[Psquit]

@xDanielx2016 a lot of people complain about metal gear solid 2... and they still.

[xDanielx2016]

@Psquit Don't care the video sucks ass...He's just pissed cause he sucks at the game...and then down grades in his stupid and sometimes funny videos..btw .Solid Snake > Chuck Norris...

[xDanielx2016]

@Psquit Did you mean Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake? That game was pretty difficult..I played the PS2 Subsistence Disc 2 Port and I died alot but AVGN is just pretending to suck in order for it to look bad..its not bad at all...

[solarwolf1]

@xDanielx2016 uh theres this thing called a sense of humur

[xDanielx2016]

@solarwolf1 Theres a thing called STFU and leave Solid Snake alone..he seemed fucking serious when he said "Erect Cock" and that drew the fuckin line between being just plain retarded and being a complete ASSHOLE! - quoted from AVGN *drinks 2 rollin rocker beers*.....

[homeslice1998]

Jake the snake!!

[XRvd15X]

Solid Snake has turned into an amazing video game hero... Hideo Kojima is amazing...

[Bloodrun069]

i just call him snake because solid snake doesn't sound quite right.

[norick020]

Solid Snake

Erect cock LOLZORZ

I guess the bosses must be the vagina! xD

[JohnKiller118]

He should do "Snake's Revenge" next.

[sporister]

Who the hell goes around punching dogs

[shippudenguy]

fuck you the metal gear franchaise created most next gen games but u assholes cant realise that

[bagonet100]

@shippudenguy

Yeah, metal Gear Franchaise (xD funny word) is the best, id played all of the game, they got awesome games, but this is just a video, its just the opinion of other peoples ;)

[SolidSnake32100]

how dare u make fun of metal gear, it is one of the best game series of all time. avgn is hilarious except for this one video. still kind of funny. erect cock hahaha 

[campervan25]

@SolidSnake32100 Well didn't you even listen to him? Yeah it's a classic game, but when something's fucked up, it's fucked. You missed the whole point you retard.

[SolidSnake32100]

@campervan25 t doesnt mean the games fucked up, it means the players fucked up

[lawlawlowned]

@SolidSnake32100 yes it does...the games fucked up....idiotbitchtardfagfuck.

[SolidSnake32100]

@lawlawlowned oh yes that really explains why it has so many sequels and prequels and why solid snake is one of the most iconic faces of gaming

[owner1996]

haha he said cock :D

[WhereThereDude]

Wow i Finished this game and mg2. it's in the subsistence cd. i never forget the music and sometimes i don't know why... comes to my mind :S

[SuperKittyPancake]

This gun is the best gun ever!

[Darkghost453]

@SuperKittyPancake Cool, this hand come in handy for a stupid plot device in the next game

[iloveniggers1000]

why doesnt he just post all the videos here instead of on that other site?

[MrPrankster187]

@iloveniggers1000 because youtube deleted most of his nerd videos

[PerkinsFilmStudios]

@MrPrankster187 why? Too graphic?

[MrPrankster187]

@PerkinsFilmStudios im not sure maybe because of copyright issues irdk

[PerkinsFilmStudios]

@MrPrankster187 oh yeah, possibly

[mario101010101010101]

Takes out binoculers then exit the menu and... what?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

[Lakis177]

METAL GEAR SOLID RUUUUULES !!!!

[iscrewy]

Lol theme of tara in the backround :D

[metakirby1065]

@vincent6445 you tried to copy a comment but failed. epic fail.

[Cyberleader12]

Metal Gear Solid 3 the best Metal Gear game.

[CMOODO]

erect cock

[chocolate11pie]

I just noticed you have your C64 is on in a lot of these videos. o_O

[SchlossRitter]

I use the lessons learned in stealth from the Metal Gear games in regular FPS games to gain more advantage over the AI.  For example. I went through Half-Life by edging around corners and shooting aliens before their AI could "see" me.

[Wobuffet3]

O NOEZ THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[TheWilliams104]

@Wobuffet3 why do i have suspicion that the mistranslated text in this game created the whole basis of internet memes like "can i haz hamburger"?

[Wobuffet3]

@TheWilliams104 maybe. Nintendo Power finds it amusing.

[jgw246]

i own the playstation metal gear, and meetal gear three for ps2

[foreverspagetti]

DO NOT MOCK SNAKE! no matter how funny his name is!

[Nemesis986]

isnt the original version way better?

[Cyberleader12]

can't wait for Peace Walker

[AnbuIce]

@Cyberleader12 It's epic man! No lie. I love it.

[Cyberleader12]

@AnbuIce Mhm.

[bigbob572]

wait isnt the main character big boss? i though snake was only introduced in metal gear SOLID

[Rocketedude]

@bigbob572 nope.

[iscrewy]

@bigbob572

No. Im pretty sure Snake was in Metal Gear 1-3, MGS 1, the very beggining of MGS2 only, and MGS4. Big Boss was in MGS3, Portable Ops, and soon to be Peace Walker. And Raiden is in the majority of MGS2, and (soon to be) MGS: Rising

[psyguy08]

lol solid snake=erect cock. wow and in metal gear solid 1 theres a ninja with a code name of deepthroat (grey fox)

[AdmiralValkyrie]

Some people actually like the typos found in this game, just to let you know.

[MikeRaWare2]

A 25 character password with 36 options each... Why the hell does a game need 808,281,277,464,764,060,643,13­9,600,456,536,293,376 possible combinations!?

[twisterfield651]

@MikeRaWare2

how do you figure out things like that? like the possible combinations for a 0-9 keypad, do you multiply it or something? what should the equation be?

[MikeRaWare2]

@twisterfield651 You take the amount of options per character, in your case: 10, to the power of the amount of characters in the password, something like 4. 10 to the power of 4 is 10,000.

[bioniclejoel]

ok this review is great and snake from mgs3 and mgs1,2and 4 are deffernt

[The1solidsnake]

i'd find the nes ones hillarious but, msx ones were good and all of the above. nes SNAKES REVENGE!. rip off game hahah

[bioo80]

LOL ERRECT COCK

[0Edward0Cullen0]

Anyone else not like new Youtube format? Doesn't hurt the quality of this review though.

[electricmastro]

Now that I think about, Michael was a popular name back in the 80's. Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Michael J. Fox, Michael Myers, Michael Keaton, and list goes on.

[arisechicken82]

Not only is Snake named Solid Snake, in Metal Gear Solid there is a character named Deepthroat. I could see them on the radio, "Deepthroat here, come in Solid Snake, come in."

[Shikamaru524]

LOL

[INEEDZALL]

@arisechicken82 wait, deepthroat, solid snake, james's insult to snake (erect cock)

0_0

[DoomMaster307]

@arisechicken82

DeepThroat was just a codename that gray fox used to warn snake and to keep his identity a secret.

[arisechicken82]

@DoomMaster307 he might as well have called himself debbie does dallas or dirty sanchez

[DoomMaster307]

@arisechicken82 Yeah....

Of all the names he could of picked...

But he still kicks ass.

[cadcTV]

@arisechicken82

L M F A O!!!!! omg, that is awesome XD

[goldensolder44]

snake is in 1971 in mgs portable ops & nothing on that game looks 70's,looks modern.good game though.

[Mickspazalot1]

haha jake the snake he was awesome

[MrLiquidjcb13]

dude Snake is Big Boss'es clone

[Cyberleader12]

Another thing which confuses me chronologically is in MGS3 and Portable Ops on the psp you play as Big Boss (Naked Snake) who looks just like Solid Snake. It confused me

[Funkybob2]

Solid Snake is a clone of Big Boss, hence the resemblence(I've heard that in MGS4, it's revealed that he's his biological son, but I haven't played that.)

[Cyberleader12]

k thx

[DangerDrVenture]

@Funkybob2

Actually, he's more like a super baby. He was born through a mother, but Big Boss' DNA was manipulated within him. They aren't identical. Big Boss is a few inches taller and has a more american face, while Snake looks more asian.

[mgsexistence]

@DangerDrVenture EVA (MGS3,MGS4) was the surrogate mother for Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Although the other one Solidus Snake was a perfect clone so he was made trough cloning procedures.

[ballin302008]

@Cyberleader12

when he beat big boss snake gets the title of big boss

[mgsexistence]

@Cyberleader12 Solid Snake is Big Bosses clone the same goes for Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake

[Cyberleader12]

@mgsexistence ok lol How many people told me that now thx anyway

[Bradygames105]

LMAO! "Who the hell goes around punching dogs?"

[baseballfuries08]

AVGN, you gave up to the sistem and the capitalismo :(

[Maxipad44142]

Why can't AVGN just upload his vids to youtube?

[KieranPolland]

He's in a contract with ScrewAttack and Gametrailers, so I think he legally can't upload the new videos until they're at least a year old. Of course, you could always buy the DVDs.

[Maxipad44142]

Wow so to put it blunt: Hes the Lars Ulrich of game reviewers. Sad.. Hes awesome at it. At least Irate Gamer doesn't pull that bullshit.

[Paperbagman555]

@Maxipad44142 F u If you don't like his vids don't watch em.

[Maxipad44142]

Learn how to read.

Maxipad: "He's awesome at it."

I just don't like that I have to navigate away from youtube to watch his vids. Its like: Youtube's adds aren't enough. NO I have to watch Screw Attack's adds as well.

FUCKING IDIOT! So aggrovating when people can't read.

[Paperbagman555]

@Maxipad44142 Yes well its just an ad? If you made popular videos as if you wouldn't say yes to ads so you get money?

By the way jesus sorry for Misreading, you don't have to go and have your Period...

[Maxipad44142]

First of all, fuck jesus. 2nd: When loads of people "get my post wrong" it pisses me off. Irate gamer doesn't go apeshit with the rules. In fact, AVGN having to adhere to Screw Attack's rules by giving exclusive content to them only makes him kind of a bitch.

[Paperbagman555]

@Maxipad44142

Well i'm an Atheist it's just a habit to say lolz. and also He has a contract with Cinemassacre so yeah it means he can't post vids until a year later but oh well money is money i mean it probably costs money to film these anyway

[Maxipad44142]

Well he should have shopped around for a better deal. One that would allow him to retain a little more control over his own content. Agree?

[Paperbagman555]

@Maxipad44142 Well i guess Money is money and he gets a lot more with cinemassacre than YouTube i think. But who knows

[caseyjoe503]

he owns cinemassacre,paperbagman,its something he made up as his own film company,based on the style he makes his films,he has a documentary called cinemassacre 2000 which is his 2000th video.

[caseyjoe503]

whoops i mean cinemassacre 200

[kmvoss]

You're an idiot. Seriously, what the hell are you talking about? God forbid he accepts an offer to expand his base outside of youtube! God forbid he wants to be paid for his work! You better be working for pennies, otherwise you're quite the hypocrite. Lars Ulrich of game reviewers? What an astute comparison. You sound like you are at the top your field, Freud.

[aj4450165]

Very well said my man.

[Maxipad44142]

AVGN gave in to such a shitty contract and your calling ME an idiot? Don't get pissy with me just cause of what he did. When you create something be it music or an internet show, ITS YOUR CREATION! So aside from getting paid, you would think that one would also want to retain control over your own content. If a band like Metalica... Ok bad example lets say ANY OTHER BAND wanted to perform a charity performance, then who the hell are the record labels to tell them otherwise unless contracted so

[kmvoss]

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Why the hell do you keep bringing up Metallica? What does Metallica performing a charity concert have to do with AVGN? Terrible metaphor which belies your below average intelligence. James makes money, gets some SWEET perks, more fame, and most of all dumbass fans who think they know what "selling out" is all about.

[1989gamemaster]

This game is doing the same thing like Fester's Quest. Like the enemy response, continue puts you back in the start position, and you still got a weapon. Same difference. :P

[1DangerFace]

ass

[jedisociety]

who the hell goes around punching dogs? erect cock does

[whopper1209]

@jedisociety Chuck Norris

[mrbob091]

@jedisociety FUCK YEAH!!!

[stivan25]

I feel asleep, w00t?

[GameStar1300]

I played that game 1 & 2 I think hard as hell T.T

[darklee69]

Solid Snake= ERECT COCK LMFAO!!!

[Barbeta13]

ERECT COCK LMAO

[WolfLink64]

How come you always upload these trailers instead of uploading the actual videos?

[TheDarklordganon]

because he uploads them onto his website and gametrailer first.

[Cooling23]

lmao when he said erect cock

[Wolfrevan]

Dude are you joking or just plain retarded? All of your comments make you out to be someone who's lacking in intelligence and is simply posting to post.

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

almost pissed me off when he says erect cock

XDXDXDXDX

[BenelMetalero]

HAHAHAH ERECT COCK xD LMAO

[etiscool1]

Mr. Rolfe, have you played MGS4: Guns of the Patriots. You have to get it, seriously, it was the first game in the series i played and it's epic (oh, and if you don't have a PS3, try to get one. It doesn't need to be on a HDTV, it can be played on a normal TV. Try to get MGS4. Be warned; there are some references to the original NES game.

[SamPD2]

@etiscool1, You don't much about Mr Rolfe don't you? Chances are, I bet he has all three video game conosles of this generation, and it is commmon knowledge that the PS3 doesn't require hi defeinition. Plus, he has more then enough money to afford both.

[jSNATCHGRABv]

the movie with snake pliskin in it is called escape from LA not escape from NY ya silly bugger.

[cptInternet]

Escape from NY was the original.

[uchihaitachi181]

escape from NY was the first one and Escape from LA was the second

[jSNATCHGRABv]

lol yeah pwnd

[jSNATCHGRABv]

lol yeah pwnd :P

[Redgrant80]

there's two movies ya friggin idiot

[jSNATCHGRABv]

@Redgrant80 i know there are two movies because someone politly corrected me ages ago and i thanked him and drank from the noob cup. you sir obviously have nothing better to do than troll. so i say FUCK you Fag FUCK YOU :) :) :)

[Redgrant80]

thank you

[starvedsanity]

you should do a MGS timeline like the one you did for Zelda. now figuring out the MGS chronology would make you angry as hell. it just confuses the shit out of me.

[Wolfrevan]

not that hard.

MGS3: Snake Eater,

Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops,

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker,

Metal Gear,

Metal Gear 2,

Metal Gear Solid,

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the patriots