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  • his wife has a nice cunt

  • @sliat1981 i bet she does with those hips i bet she has

  • sexy piece of ass

  • it was my childhood drean to teabag Elle Macpherson chin with my balls and it still is hahaha

  • Monoshy and wobniaR

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  • elle ..looks way hotter this days..

  • I wish I had ice water on hand when that happened =(

  • LOL she was not beautiful at 18, fat belly and plain face. Much better at 23.

  • this ads racist why are there only angloid australians?

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  • @AshtrayanConvict Why only angloids in this ad? It was the early 80's and Australian TV was not very politically correct back then and didn't give minorities a fair go. There's that, and the fact that we don't like stinky coons on our beaches.

  • @RustyKeys72 to bad for you in a few years you'll be the "coon" on the beach

  • @AshtrayanConvict

    I agree. They should have included a few blacks, Asians, latinos and at least one aboriginal person. Also, they should have had the hot woman walking past the straight couple holding hands with her lesbian lover, and lets not forget to include a gay man with a gay pride flag in the back ground. And, it would be good to include a muslim woman wearing a swim suit/burqua to promote religious freedom and tolerance. The music should have been the 1985 hit "We Are The World."

  • @JohnQRandom that would be a start

  • Elle still looks just as good today

    

  • Loved the sturff back in the day way better than coke crap

  • These old commercials are addictive!

  • I'm at the TAB betting on a TAB sponsored race listening to TAB Radio with the TAB ticket in hand and drinking a TAB Cola.

  • Elle McPherson?

  • @PLASTIQUE63 Yep.

  • Bikinis have gotten smaller since then

  • fudgefucker well, yep you fuck fudge, if i did that my girl would be perving on her with me :)

  • @scotpens: Remember Elle MacPherson naked in "Sirens?" How can I forget?

  • They still make Tab?

  • @Pookatube: At least as far back as 2008. There's a section about it on Coca-Cola's website.

  • Just right for beautiful people? WTF!!!

  • @pooandawesome What's wrong with that?

  • hated tab , hated parasito.

  • dunno, that guys gf has a nice camel toe

  • Real boobs..what a change.

  • she's trying so hard to walk sexily on sand!

  • This video features Tabbed Browsing.

  • Hard to believe. When the chick tipped the esky of water on the bloke, he would have king hit her in the mouth with his first and broke a few of her teeth, then gave her a black eye for next time.

  • @creativeengineer

    Maybe he was a more forgiving person than that! Or maybe he felt guilty about looking at the beach bunny when his own girlffiend was sitting right next to him and he wanted to make ammends!

  • I'd tap that. I mean, tab that.

  • I get the feeling this commercial was already out-dated by 1982.

  • thank tab no my kids won't grow up at all,they just flew over they keyboard

  • back when real breast and Azz and child baring hips was at it's peak not like the crappy fake stuff we have today.

  • @xValis77x I like how you called people stuff.

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  • @sorcerio oh wait i see it NOW *puts on glasses*

  • Tab was horrible, my mom made me drink that instead of coke or pepsi

  • Tab cola for beautiful people? ... How about for the rest of us? :D

  • The Body!

  • yeah right. Guy watches chick in bikini and only gets ice water dumped on him then they laugh. If I did that my old lady would smack me in the head, then we would argue for the next 2 days.

  • @fudgefucker666 LMAO thanks for making me spit my coffee onto my keyboard laughing at your comment! XD

  • @tryandlisten You're quite welcome and you must be married too eh?

  • @fudgefucker666 nah but your comment made me laugh, it just rings so true. When I watched the clip i thought exactly the same thing, as if your girlfriend/wife would laugh with you!

  • @fudgefucker666

    Maybe this guy and girl are more forgiving than you are your wife or girlfriend! Just a thought!

  • @fudgefucker666 your miss must be a fat ugly mole

  • @AshtrayanConvict "a fat ugly mole" you mean like the one on your hand when u beat off? And its Mrs. as in married. you asshole.

  • @penguin7776 were you pissed when you typed this? you right wing nut go get a job mate insteadof watching day time tv

  • @fudgefucker666 You need a new girlfriend, maybe it would help if you didn't call her your "old lady."

  • hahahaha that's what parodies are like nowadays

  • Didn't know that was Elle in bikini....as I still remember this TV commercial do have a chinese jingle play in Hong Kong....

  • god that was before elle was really big..

  • When I was little my aunt ALWAYS had Tab in her fridge I cant believe they still make it...isn't it gross?

  • this commercial is horribleeeee!!

  • @JasonLee215 Actually I got my info from Wikipedia but I made a mistake by not being a little more thorough. I was a little too young in '82 to know what was going on but I do remember the cancer warnings on any products containing saccharin but the research that prompted the cancer warnings has since been debunked. However, you still couldn't MAKE ME drink a Tab; it still tastes terrible. Peace.

  • Wonderful memories...wonderful commercial! All I can say is...HOT!!!

  • @JasonLee215 Somebody has been burning the midnight oil at Wikipedia huh? :)

  • Fuck the Tab, I want Elle Macpherson...

  • @tonystewartrocks14 WORD! At 47 she still looks awesome. She appeared naked in the movie 'Sirens'. The movie sucked but is well worth watching to get to her parts....literally and figuratively.

  • 9 people have a broken Tab key

  • it smells of anus, tastes like old rancid piss, causes various cancers but we are still going to drink it.

  • TAB tastes like bum piss, as does Red Bull-shit! Didn't TAB cause cancer as well?

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  • 9 people aren't beautiful people

  • im drinking tab right now :O

  • This was when she walked into my life, and the lives of most other Australian fellas, and Gawd, was she fantastic!

  • What the hell is TaB Cola? ^^

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  • @carhart001 Ahhhhhh. ^^

  • @ITherealMarcomanI it's the best drink of all time, asshole

  • @fightinleeroyjenkins No way, the best soft drink is Dr Pepper, dumbass.

  • @ITherealMarcomanI Can Dr. Pepper make you look like a 1980's supermodel? No? Deal with it. In my hood, my homies and I drink nothing but the T-A-B.

  • @fightinleeroyjenkins my husband agrees with you.

  • He didn't bitch slap her. How refreshing.

    

  • TAB is still available here in San Antonio,Texas...of all places!!

  • This thing is still around too... I can't believe anyone would want to drink this first diet drink that came out like 30 plus years ago.... Saccharin sucks as a sweetener... If you still use Sweet N Low to sweeten a drink than you might still like this...

  • Who would've thought this young lady would go so far and become known as "The Body"? You go, Elle!!

  • where people really that stupid back then?

  • I bet she's got a Bush! Bring it back...please!

  • Old society! Your woman doesn't get angry if you stare down another woman! good times.

  • Whatever happened to TAB? I remember it in the 70's. They must still make it somewhere in the States, right? You can always find that 70's stuff still being made somewhere in the U.S., and sometimes some odd country like Trinidad and Tobago or somewhere.

  • @BayviewFinch u can still get it on Amazon.k in their grocery section i tried and it tasted awful

  • [hot chick... our drink... hot chick... our drink... BUY THE DAMN DRINK!]

    and that my friends is what i call true advertisement XD

  • You want a tab? You have to buy something!

  • Pity it stopped being distributed in Australia during the 80's was a good cola !

  • i love this video

    truly a classic

  • Wow, I guess I didn't notice how hot the TAB Cola girl was when I was 6.

  • @perthbjl She's still hot (at least that's what blokes tell me) ... that's our Elle.

  • The first time I ever saw her, that amazing can with less than 2 calories

  • _____Low calories, you say? HAH! Wasn't there a great big hoo-hah about some chemicals in TAB causing brain cancer in lab rats? We're not all lab rats, but some people out there are! They're probably sittin' around with great big lumps in their heads after the 1980s, shakin' their paws in frustration. Hey, some of my best friends are lab rats.

  • @Egglesplork Scientists fed massive amounts of saccharine to lab rats and some of them developed cancer. The equivalent amount in a human would be nearly impossible to ingest.

    Tab was delicious, and it never recovered from losing saccharine as its sweetening agent.

  • Tab brings loving couples together. Drink it every day!

  • TaB sells by itself. The Coca Cola company hasn't done any advertising or marketing of it for over 20 years.

  • @kc1921 : That's correct. Although I don't know what the on-costs are for maintaining packaging, running production batches and distributing Tab. I drink it purely for sentimental purposes toting it from home to office periodically, and believe it or not colleagues associate my running abilities/habits with that drink. They're gen Y people and they're now buying Tab!

  • Ayrton Senna had an affair with ms. MacPherson and complained that she didn't use to take bath. He said he quit her because of that.

  • @LesCrapio I read that Senna had an affair with Carol Alt? That Senna was a slut!

  • Tab is one of the VILEST tasting soft drink, EVER. I don't think anybody misses it.

  • @PungiFungi I agree TOTALLY!!! YUUUUUUUUCK!!!  My mom was ADDICTED to TAB until Diet Coke & Pepsi Lite came in.

  • @PungiFungi I love TaB. Everyone always says they hate TaB, but when ever I bring a 6 pack to work and have the next day off, it's all gone when I come back to work. That's happened at every place I have ever worked at. I'm a temp, so that is a LOT of places. Once I wrote my initials on the bottom of the cans with a sharpie marker. I caught one guy drinking a can of TaB and I asked him if he took my soda. He said no. I lifted the can and showed him the rest of the office my initials

  • @kc1921 , I had a teacher at 3rd grade who drink Tab all the time. I wondered what it tasted and nearly gagged when I did. Perhaps at the time adults like it because it is supposedly zero calorie and non-fattening. To me, Tab have a bitter after taste that reminds me of coca cola that has lost its fizz.

  • @kc1921

    _____Heh-heh... What you should've done was inject laxatives into the soda or something. Some jokers have the bad habit of stealing each others' lunches outta the office fridge and what-not. Of course, I never did such a thing; no way would I eat the groady crap that co-workers would bring from their creepy homes. If somebody has to use the potty way too often, you'll know what happened.

  • @PungiFungi I this I saw TAB cola at Stater Brothers Markets here in Southern California. I guess they still make it. My 2 favorite soft drinks as a kid were Fresca and RC cola.

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  • I'll bet her arse doesn't look like that now! She probably drags it along the sand now, leaving a trail!!!

  • That model would be considered fat today.

  • Ol' Elle MacPherson, look at that!!!

  • That stuff tasted nasty

  • This is how you sell to men:

    Bikini Babe

    Beer

    Bikini Babe

    Beer

    Bikini Babe

    Beer

    sale!

  • I drank Tab and ended up looking like Elle Macpherson. Problem is, I'm a guy.

    What the hell did they put in that stuff?

  • @tbltk Why complain? At least you'll get lots of dates online AND offline.

  • Elle would probably still look good with a can of fanta in Brighton

  • I drank Tab. I hate Tab.

  • I believe Elle was 16 when she did this ad.

  • My mother used to drink TAB by the gallon, in the 60s and 70s, she never did end up looking anything like Elle.

  • shit drink..Elle makes it look tasty though,hehe:)

  • this is for beautiful people like me. not ugly fucks like in australia today.

  • Reymatt76...that's so funny. Got a great laugh. Thanks.

  • That is really cool, in Australia they don't at all (I found out that it was phased out in favour of Diet Coke). Good old Tab! I can barely remember the cans...

  • Tasted like water-down Saccharin. My mother would buy it back in the 80s. I tried it once and that's all it took -- nasty taste lingered for hours -- don't know how she drank it..ew

  • @melissatx75  Yeah horrible stuff. tasted like disprin.

  • @leatherlace83 That's why I so HATE it...that aftertaste.....ew

  • yeah tab gave girls a body like that! i preferred "Tang", remember that?

  • @coughcool72 Tang was the BOMB!

  • bring back tab i say! that is the best :)

  • @PickUpThePhone209 They still make it -- I've seen it in stores here in my city.

  • Good thing she happened to have a bucket of water handy at the beach

  • I'M A FAT BASTARD SO COKE FOR ME  I FEEL.

  • Macpherson's modelling career began in 1982 with a television commercial for the "Tab" brand soda which established her as a something of a "girl next door" figure in Australia.

  • TAB lost the cola war big time!

    That stuff tasted horrible!

    Elle Macpherson's beautiful body couldnt save this mess!

  • It had a very strong artificial sweetner aftertaste

  • elle actually looks a bit pudgy in this commercial. shes awesome though. love her.

  • @kayetraye Pudgy ? Are you eating disordered ?

  • @kiribula lol. of course not. her body is so awesome now! even she remarked in an interview that she was slightly overweight and was told by her agents to drop 10 lbs. those 10 lbs she dropped took her from hot to sexy!

  • what does tab taste like

  • @cgkeddington I was very good I miss it:

  • is it like sasparilla?

  • @cgkeddington Diet Coke.

  • It tasted like crap. But I drank it anyway because Elle was on the poster near the fridge at work lol

  • It tasted awful.

    The only reason people bought it was because of the commercials.

  • It tasted like an early version of diet coke.

    Artificial sweetener that lingered on your taste buds for ages.

  • its elle macpherson in this ad and helped put her into high level modelling.

    look good on tv in the early 80's in OZ

  • Im an ugly person so I guess I cant drink Tab.

    Fuck.

  • hahahaha that's a good one mate! I guess they can't really get away with these kind of commercials anymore and the beautiful people can't drink Tab anymore cause I think thye stopped making it or did they turn it into diet then light coke?

  • @smoothsheets Nah you can. It'll make you attractive.

  • @smoothsheets I bet youll be beautiful after you drink it:)

  • I don't like SonicsChannel.

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  • isn't she too... big??

  • they actually still make this soda....I can get it at certain stores here in Indiana

  • she fat

  • so glad people still got these ads for us to see again :))))

  • Ha...and if you freeze-frame it just right, his expression is priceless!!

  • Watch the path of the shadow of her hand...the ad execs sure know how to manipulate the subconcious mind!!

  • 0:16 you were cheating on me with your eyes and I love you for it!

  • Haha, awesome.

  • No computer enhancement back then & No argument about the accuracy of her nickname...

  • more weight on her there. i always thought she was anorexic but here shes great. Perfectomondo

  • My tongue would be covered in sand.

  • Tent city at that beach when she walks past

  • "Oh honey, I'm gonna dump some ice water over your head. That'll teach you to stare at her ass."

    "Oh honey, thanks, what was I thinking? That sure felt refreshing."

    "I love you for being a horny neanderthal man."

    "And I love you for being jealous and psychotic and for embarrassing me on the beach."

  • Those were the days

  • Thanks for the subtitles, been looking everywhere for them.

  • man i could not have wrote it better,that was funny as hell

  • @reymatt76

    LMAO!! Exactly!

  • @reymatt76 Hahahaha! that was brilliant.

  • @reymatt76 amazing xD

  • @reymatt76 Ah hahahahahaha the commmercial is so jovial, it makes me want to puke!

  • @reymatt76 your fuken funny bro....haha...i like your dictation

  • Nowadays, the couple sitting down would both be marveling at her beauty, and would want to charm her in tandem in order to woo her into a threesome, LOL! :P

  • HAHA that's exactly what I was thinking! I love how she dumps the cooler on him, but then it's all OK. Like Tab is liquid Mentos or something.

  • Elle is a dirty skank. But I want her to sit on my face

  • She is so pretty.

  • I still have a set of Tab glasses somewhere.

  • GODDESS

  • And yes I know Clear Pepsi did not come out until the 90's but it was close enough!

  • I drink Tab to keep connected with the 80's. If only they would bring back Clear Pepsi and Pepsi Free it would be complete.

  • I remember this ad - and I was *4*!!

    Tab tasted... wrong. I liked the colour of the can though!

  • Elle is gorgeous!