Pablo Francisco- 'Bits and Pieces'- Part One

[xxxnwahsxxx]

I professor in college showed us this on our first day

[wruknudean]

i hear a laugh from the simpson 1:00

[ejk617]

glooves bullshit were not making a sandwich haha

[microscepter]

hahaha.. this is just great..

[microscepter]

Hiiii, John.. How Are The Kids... ha ha ha ha ha.. heres your football young man.. ha ha ha ha ha... I hump like this.. ha ha ha ha ha.. ( SPANK ) ha ha ha ha pleasure pleasure..

[iF3llOffaBr1dge]

You go through a metal detector *beep* Sorry that's my bing bong! LOL

[PKbugg]

Get the hell out of here Chewie, what the fuck...

[spetznazalexei]

(music,music,music) quack quack, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! LMFAO

[yousernaimee]

What? Wear Gloves? Bullshit, we ain't making a sandwich! Best part ever..

[VenusNemiDoom]

HAHA they really do sound like they're shrinking.

[mojonation1487]

wtf do you have part 1 and that's it?

[EnObsidio]

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[scffldbldr310]

@bluesummers1296, So, is he Mexican?

[rosalinda197077]

Get the hell out of here julie shit

[rosalinda197077]

Ff

[YayoWolf]

iodine ^_^ iodine ^_^ iodine ^_^

[antonioOO00OO]

Yeah Pablo, you go to a hospital to get a prince albert. hilarious...

[nareeeely]

lol the expressions kill me

[Quizerno]

0:45 to skip intro

[isashion]

The funniest thing about this guys is that he doesn't make jokes about Mexican people even though he's Mexican, he's is pure comedy

[skrapyard444]

@isashion hes Chilean

[Bluesummers1296]

@isashion he's from tucson idiot. his family hails from chile, he makes jokes about it in other parts of of some of his acts. do your research before such stupid comments. fuckin' moron..

[Jamifa007]

This video has been +1'ed by 1 people, what the hell?

[skater0produtions]

this guy is so damm funny !

[thechaossnow]

i like the moster garage looking freak part it made my day

[shay33ish]

This guy should be a movie star!

[210peanutswaye]

180 peep shitted their pants

[Supermandtm]

she likes pigeons its gonna happen! :O

[kacylovely]

179 people are from Irvine.

[Rippled197]

@kacylovely i really am hahahah

[gelmir4eva]

"Wear gloves? That's bullshit! We ain't makin a sandwich" LOL!!

[coolchaky]

He does Chewbacca better than Chubacca it self!

[My2341000]

hahahhaahhahahaahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahhaah laugh so hard

[TheRogueDogvillain]

wear gloves? were not making a sandwhich LOLOL

[califinn]

'Cause I'm from Irvine. Ha Ha Ha...

[LatinnMami]

Pigeons yeah! Lil pigeons hell yeahh! Lmao xD

[remiwarren]

@LatinnMami Little pidgeons Rooooooo! 

[Edisthbest]

this is a job man, dont be makin those noises and shit

[ItsATrapGaming]

he was funny a long time ago.. Alot of new comedians out there who're alot funnier.

[TheRogueDogvillain]

like this if your gettin your liver pierced XD

[CumtasticClimax]

fuck, its 12:15am.. looks like im going to bed even later now

[Grizumi]

he looks like a lesbian.

[TDK293]

Intro song is awesome. He is so fucking funny.

[falloutforever88]

alright man whose da duck?

[DirectCB102]

Lol soo funny

[SuperBreadhead]

I love this guy :D

[SzNelly31]

I like him. :) Hes gonna be huge in a few years.

[MrJuventino1987]

@SzNelly31

He's been doing this since the 90s. His jokes die down after awhile.

[jd1060]

People I know are barely finding out about this guy. I've known about Pablo since I was in 7th grade and I am now a freshmen in college.

[blak23400]

@jd1060 same here lol

[NoroimushaGr]

7:48 ... Simple brilliance :)

[TheRox0923]

IRVINE!!!!

[Sutthirakbutdee]

Get the hell outta here Chewy, shiitt LOL

[NamidaYagami]

You look like a FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[chermansen00]

175 dudes have jewelry on their dicks

[stratocaster1986able]

I have never heard of this guy before. WHY THE FUCK HAVE I NOT HEARD OF HIM?

[x5thDivision]

@stratocaster1986able Same with me and Mitch Hedberg! so funny and he died DX

[GhEttOMeXXicaNzz]

HOW DOES HE MAKE THOSE NOISES ?? JUST AMAZING !!

[adsubzero]

What next, you'll get your liver pierced?

"Hey I got my liver pierced, alright.

Don't touch it or I'll shit in pants."

He is hi-fuckin-larious

[RawTziLLa]

hahahha plessure..hahaha

[rtselby]

FUNNIEST DUDE EVER wwwwwwwwow

[kaorurocks]

174 people have severe psychological issues..

[superiron07]

i've memorized the whole video. :D

[GhEttOMeXXicaNzz]

LETS FEED IT SOME LETTUCE !! LOL :P

[TypesEvilAspieEyes]

@Lynex321 so do you

[killRockThe]

look at that thing tak tak tak wear a glove bull Shit lol

[ENRiiCOxHD]

its comin from this area man......SHOW YO' FACE!!! :P

[BigBass992]

si. 

[Razzics]

IODINE IODINE IODINE

[sigridkc123456789]

Hell jaaeerr!!!

[UnicornSlayer26]

i've seen this so many times, but it always make me crack up..

lol

[KUPHSER]

"wear gloves? bullshit were not making a sandwich here" man this guy is a genius

[larkenstien]

i shit my pants it was so funny !!!!

[Hankyj08]

Cause I'm from Irvine ha.ha.ha.ha

[davidcollen211]

Yo man where's the duck???

[ImMrMark]

That hair cut makes him look like Steve Carel

[TheDeJureTour]

"Part it to the side, nice and successful."

[MrSihc]

Irvine is a College town in Southern California, very high class.

[Lumak1]

who or what is irwin or what that name is he´s saying at the beginning?

[TheOpenJam]

@Lumak1 Irvine, a place in the US where this DVD was probably shot. Probably filled with middle/upper class families. 

[Lumak1]

@TheOpenJam ok.so he made jokes about the people there?

[TheOpenJam]

@Lumak1 Yeah, well when he talks about his haircut in the beginning and impersonates a "robotized" person, it's probably to point to the fact that Irvine is filled with "successful" people, but who live their life according to a very standardized model. "Nice and successful" as he puts it. It's the funniest bit in this part, in my opinion.

[richster14]

Wear gloves? Fuck that we aint making a sandwich.

It look like a little Turtle, lets feed it some lettuce : D

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

hes like the white michael winslow

[xXGoNcAzXx]

Alright! whos the duck!!!

[neeeggghhh]

thumbs up if he is the best voice effects guy since michael winslow from police academy!

[Satchafunkilus18]

pleazour xD

[PimpTheThird]

funny shit

[wega3]

Somehow didnt find him funny, but his career is going great, all the best to him

[MXhm91]

@wega3 , well good thing his career isn't based one persons opinion then! :)

[wega3]

@MXhm91

Hey man whatever floats ya boat, but this is just sound effects(very very well done) and quick porn jokes. this is what u get at a frat party not a high quality comedian

[scientrophic]

@wega3 I thought you get Dane Cook at a frat party. What's your idea of a quality comedian? I actually want to know so that I can consume quality things.

[wega3]

@scientrophic

Of the top of my head coz i dont feel like looking to hard. Micheal Mactyre( bit queerish but very funny), Dave chappelle, Goerge carlin, Mitch hedberg. list goes on, i think what these guys have in common is unique presentation and great timing with delivery, pablo just whips out the same jokes over and over. but like i said, i like him and hope hes career keeps blowing up. as thats what hard workers deserve.

[scientrophic]

@wega3 Actually, you're right. Pablo is just OK compared to the funny men you mentioned. Louis CK is up there, too. There are people telling really deeply funny subversive jokes out there, i shouldn't settle...

[romeo2413]

@scientrophic

Patrice O'neal and Bill Burr are amazing as well.

[str8bugn]

Si!!!

[WUTprojects]

3:39 That "its coming from this area man" really sounded like a nigga

[mog1255]

170 people had their liver's pierced, and someone bumped into them.

[tehjefey]

170 people are ducks :P.

(Sorry...Couldn't resist XD.)

[Crecendos]

lol I donwload the whole stand up and I was like he is not funny but after watching like 2 times I luv it ;p he is funny

[MaTTEM15]

170 people must be Dan Cook fans.

[MaTTEM15]

170 people must be Dan Cook fans.

[XsketchingXlifeX]

My best friend's name is Pablo and he doesn't understand why I burst out laughing every time I call his name.

[nikermaster20]

thumbs up for the black man voice

[Mrskoalatina]

My boyfriend is name pablo I love him and Pablo 

[nicmackmag]

167 people are from irvine

[drummerchikk101]

you look like a fucken monkey!

[guitarsession100]

irvine tx



[CR8ImportsCinema]

coz im frum Irvine Hahahaha (Irvine laugh)



[mrbrockpeters]

Guess where he lives clocks go backwards! ROFL! He's fucking hilarious!

[adrianramirez09]

This guy is the BOMB!! I can't wait to hear his new stuff!! I've been a fan since he did a radio broadcast from KUPD in Arizona on the MORNING SICKNESS and I about shit my pants with his little tortilla boy shit!

[MisterRapeMan]

hes my freakin hero

[KristenJMalcolm]

Stupid vid =S

[joeveenstra90]

she likes pigeons...it's gonna happen

[OgrandeNicolau1986]

how can 167 people not like this????

[livingisaight]

@OgrandeNicolau1986 they're dane cook fans

[slash2291]

do really like the music at the start

[22lovejon]

MAN THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY !!! WHAT A REFRESHING CHANGE MAN, FUCKING FUNNY AS FUCK YE RIGHT ON BROTHER

[hadaskate]

"hell yeh!"

[sovereignsjust]

Oh my god... it hurts...

[77Sinner]

This is an absolute gem.

[Bieberfever903]

I like pigeons

Pigeons! little pigeons! *pigeon sound* haha fuck yeah little pigeons

HAHAHA

[mndfnk]

fucking hilarious!!!....pablo is the fucking funniest mother fucker!!

[WLCD123]

...Cause Im From Irvine...

[BritaniaANDPrussia]

"PERVERT" xD

[NYGoat36]

Si.

[drksideofthewal]

@smilelyubov

...as opposed to non americans who sound like perfect gentlemen.(even the women.)

[deathbypowerglove]

He looks like Freddie Mercury

[kingjangsta]

167 people were the duck

[andygunlocke]

*quack quack*

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[SmileLyubov]

American aduiences are scary.. they always sound like football hooligans and whores.

[candybaby10110]

it makes it spicy hell yea xD!

[AA72AA72]

He's easily on the same level as Robin Williams in terms of doing voices.

[TheDemonicJuggalette]

@AA72AA72 lol. thats a coinsidence to me kuz i just got done watching a few Robin Williams movies! XD

[missrockstar2021]

I love Pablo! he's so damn perverted but very funny : )

it was really cool meeting him in person and shaking his hand back in 07 or 08 when he performed at the Ontario Improv... Made my boyfriend at the time a lil jealous when he kiss me on the cheek in appreciation when i told him i loved his performance. ( hes a pretty tall guy.)

[bolch88bb8]

i have been trying for a year to immitate his stip club beatbox and i can't fucking do it!

[MrCheesypuf]

i hump like this

[TheProfir]

she likes pidgeons , it's gonna happen :D

[chillaxer1993]

SHOW YO FACE!

[MrKidDiddy]

Okay number....2! *Razor* Shit! What the fuck!

[solimyr]

Haha he must be coked or something LOL! best ever

[Hrko1992]

pablo is the man xD

[Clevige]

Fucking amazing

[AKD1V]

LMFAO!

"You look like a fucking monkey!"

[FLaReSnipeS]

"Come Out You Duck!" "QUACK QUACK" "It's Coming From This Area"

[mitzaae]

She likes apples, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!! ...... Woaaaah-woaaah---wooooaaaaaaaa­aaahhh.

[lovelyki16]

" Can I Get Another Hole In My Pecker Please ? " LOLOL ! "Iodine" HAHA .

[misscatlover101]

wtf

[mullen10124]

Alright man whose the duck come on out show your face was up duck dont be doin that shit man come on out duck

[TheArkitektSol]

Idione lol

[ShredMyESPMan]

Comb to sie! Comb to sie!

[PressyTCN]

Haha i love this guy;D

[thisworldsfuckedup]

lol at 5:27

[cookiemonster241499]

dont pull it out man, it'll close!



[JamesMoore31]

@deathhackx irvine* dumbass

[Nvprazor]

2... SHIT

[deathhackx]

Cause I'm from Arvin!!!

[Nicki181987]

It's just my bong bong bee bong LOL

[TheBedbanner]

166 got blowjobs form r2d2

[RWShocKWave]

@TheBedbanner yeah yeah boi

[royalkunia]

oooh oooh ahh ahh ahh monk

[Gonko100]

I'm usually into louis ck, burr and that kind of stand up...but jeeze, you have to love pablo

[Vancarawr]

Show yo face DUCK!

[EnigmaticUnseen]

Iodine... Iodine... Iodine!

[thenrik]

The dislike bar on this video is like lady gaga's dick, it's tiny and shouldn't be there

[SoccerRockNY]

I am from Irvine.. ROFL...

[missgorditasupreme]

Irvine

[mrhotness101]

@missgorditasupreme wats irvine?

[airasweetie]

@mrhotness101  a place

[simpsonator123]

ha-ha-ha-ha pleasure, pleasure

da da da dadada da da see!

[terminx12]

Damn this guy voice acting is awesome

[Mazurka1001]

Tragic.

[JACK8DAVIS]

"You wanna see? You wanna see? NO!!"

[Idontcareatall39]

Hilarious

165 people are apple-loving strippers