Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.3-4

[AngelAnarchy1]

This should be the abridged version of Twilight.

[AbbyLovegood7]

"We know what he's wondering"

[AbbyLovegood7]

The title of Twilight should be "Stupid Girl"

[TheGoodGoneGirl18]

With him saying "handsome" so many times, it doesn't even seem like a word any more...

[lindazheng1993]

...this is really weird, but alex's sense of humor and comments (and probably accent) reminds me of robert pattinson...lol

[Booknerdcutie]

You are seriously awesome Alex and ya the grammar never gets any better

HP forever!

[charredzard]

"yeah can you call me later?"

"okay"

later

"the fuck do you want" made me lol

[Emilise284]

0:32 Faster than a speeding bullet... Isn't that Superman or something? Anyway, I can't really remember this series being this funny! ...or entertaining.

[thephantombutterfly6]

It's unbelievable, it truly reads like a horomone-ridden teenaged girl's trumped up fantasy 8P

[seragreen]

"I should clarify that I got this from a friend"

[Brigehletto]

"It's a bit of a subplot, but I don't care."

[Manycanbe]

"I can't believed that this was published"... Bella probably would have said that if she wasn't in it.

[StarkidCriss]

I just wanna say the first 10 seconds of this vid killed me XDDDD

[thetj265]

"im fine im just to angery to move"



[princessai1024]

"edward cullen's just being a wanker"

[HauntedAndEnchanted]

"It's a bit like a subplot, but I don't care at all."

[TheMaroonMango]

Handsomer is that a word? More handsome, no? He was the handsomest of all the handsomes that there are. XD Hahaha how and why was this published?

[ccoleman1209]

"don't you wish she would have died and this book would have just ended" LMAO!!!

[Elphie021]

The c-parking lot-car park... :D

[cubbygirl29]

"i should clarify that i got this from a friend" ooookay alex.

[candylover233able]

Hate to break it to you Alex (I really do) but Stephanie Meyer has it right. The grammatically correct thing is "the way we'd come" and not "the way we'd came" but " the way we came" would work.

[SurfaceCollison]

@candylover233able She's still a shit storyteller.

[candylover233able]

@SurfaceCollison Agreed.

[Anum897]

They should have published this crap with your side comments! Much more amusing! :D

[TibsLover]

I think this should be the official audio book! It really gets Twilight's point across. Hilarious!

[CharlieAndSoul]

I'm so angry I can't move!

[Deathbird5316]

he's a wanker xD

[AsherMarieLovesYou]

"Call up my mate at eleven in the morning,"

'Can i call you back later I'm quite busy.'

'Yeah.'

"Call them later."

'The fuck do you want?'

xD

[mcaines75]

im not saying this isnt hilarious, but if u look at it from another point of veiw, other than a pessimistic view, u will c its not that bad

[klayzer1010]

@mcaines75 It's nearly impossible to look at it any other way.

[Dolores413]

@mcaines75 Kinda like your spelling.

[kristinaxfrost]

@mcaines75 No, he's looking at this from a REALISTIC point of view, taking into consideration REAL LIFE and GRAMMAR, all of which it it clearly obvious Meyer could not care less about, Those who throw grammar straight out the window for the sake of appearing 'cool', or just out of laziness, when in reality it just makes them look lazy and uneducated. Meyer loves these kinds of people, because they can't see the glaring flaws in her writing or her story in general that make it crap.

[missmaddyblair1]

he got the pen from charlie

[EnglandKeepMyBones]

American girl at the end who has an Okami poster: I love you.

[sxdrey]

It's probably the reason why she always gets run over by trucks... she keeps staring at Edward from the parking lot ._.

[bunniesandbooks]

Random comment: Bella says she doesn't like the cold and the wet (snow,rain,etc.) so I'm wondering how the honeymoon works out?

[daisylovet]

that was actually the funniest video i have ever seen, my mum thinks im crazy because i cant stop laughing.

[CandyRainMusicString]

Am I th only person who thinks that she's so grateful for ARGUINGwith him for saving her life?!

[Rospandan]

this is just like my immortal.. O_O

[Gini314]

@Rospandan Except that my immortal is so bad that it's hilarious on its own :)

[plushalligator]

"my head was filled with edward." thank you for the disturbing visual stephanie! appreciate it!

[LoveLaughLaurie718]

omg that pen HAHAHAHA

[Qikeyi23]

hawt movie! leakedmovies . biz



[mandygracerox101]

I usually reread books a lot, even bad books, but I have seen these video at least 6 more times than I've read the books.

[TennisPro44124]

a;osdjfoiajsodifjaoisdf I LOVE YOU hahaha you made this book so much for enjoyable

[lifeinpinkbags]

Pointer of patience at 11 am: Ok ok fine...

Ponter of patience at 7 pm: DA FUCK YOU WANT?

[Hokoko61]

You can watch it online for FREE at leakedmovies . biz

[SallyAnne5256]

"What the fuck do you want?" xD

[tohruuuu]

blaw. he doesn't know why he saved you, you glumbumble. WHY DID YOU SAVE HER FLIPPIN LIFE, EDWARD?!?!

[nyarkitty]

"Grammar. Something you might wanna work on for the sequel." XD Oh, Alex.

[MadMaddi21]

Handsomer...is that a word? More handsome? No..He was the handsomest of all the handsomes

[starkidbabey]

HARRY POTTER BOOKS IN THE BACKGROUND! :D

[TheJubeJube13]

@starkidbabey I KNOW!!!!!! :P

[janistonbest]

"All the handsomes that there are!" xD made my night

[poopieflys]

i had to pause it at random points to make myself stop laughing so i could hear lol "what the fuck do you want rotfl"

[paulandtracey]

You're adorable :) x

[BeneathTheDay]

Please tell me you're going to do the rest of the series?? PLEASE.

[MeeTpAradize]

I feel pretty stupid just from listening

[Rater362]

I'm writing a review of Twilight in individual chapters, and I really need to get to work, and I'm using this to get motivated. ...I know what you're thinking, and I'm not procrastinating!

[sunnychoc5]

I love the pen.....where can i get one? Hahaha :D

[vanillatwilight82]

"What the fuck do you want?"

xD

YES.

[ITSROBHERE]

it's fucking true why ask someone if they want a lift then tell them that they should keep away? what the fuck

[Anime9vampiress]

I choked from laughter!! XD

[bareluvformybabes]

ahaha:D muttering to herself all the way "ndjfknjsndjfn" thats bellas voice not mine:D

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

"He was the handsomest of all the handsomes."

Completely sounds like something Bella would say.

[Rigbylane]

'edward cullen is being a wanker'

[TheEvandanielson]

mnxcbvnndmndsvnvsfmasvEDWARDCU­LLENmansbdnabfnmbasfhg

[bunnies2000]

I'll admit, I was kind of obsessed when I first started reading the books when I was 13, but around Eclipse Edward got soo annoying and controlling, and then I began seeing that was a problem with the whole series.

[KlaaineMaat]

I imagine Bella to be big, fat, insecure, dumb as fuck and i think she is a stalker. That just how i think about it.

[MrsGlockenspiel]

oh my god this is hilarious!(:

[DaniMajor]

"I can't believe this is published..." It is a wonder indeed.

[briontube]

I just said "my quota of patience is all used up." and then I thought of Alex talking about the patience quota...and i automatically got points added to the quota putting me in a more patient mood. win.

[kukudube]

The pen made me laugh so much!!

[MasksAndMarionettes]

*incoherent muttering* mumble mumble grumble *nonsensical sounds* Edward Cullen *mumbly grumbly*

[MasksAndMarionettes]

"I'm fine, I'm just too angry to move!"

[Windsorgirl14]

I considered reading Twilight again, but this is so much better

[AnnArg33k]

I have a quota of patience.

[ProphecyMist]

dude. I love you. XD

This is just... AMAZING XD

[MissiCupcake553]

Please read Breaking Dawn.

Pleaaassssseeeee :3

[ilovemetooable]

He reminds me of someone! Canttt put my finger on it. -___-

[SimsFan1492]

I wish I read the english version, because I presume that the original was worse than the translation.

[LoveTheAlly]

I was actually into Twilight...until you read these.

Thank you for saving my bookshelf space.

[Chillaxin260]

"Today I was worse than usual because my hip is so filled with Edward." ....WHAT

I am sorry but is it just the British voice and he actually said head or has this author gone MAD?!

[MissiCupcake553]

@Chillaxin260

He actually said "My head was so full with Edward". I guess it's just the accents. :)

[xMidnight100x]

the dedications in twilight are "for my big sister, emily, without whose enthusiasm this story might still be unfinished."

IF ONLY.

[lizzycummins]

Go team Tyler's van!

[OrangeBraces]

"He's the handsomest of all the handsoms that there are!"

[Hopeforthisheart]

LOL! "I'm gonna drive you to Seattle. You need to stay away from me. See you in class" How does that work?

[pinyrose]

we'd come is grammatically correct! we had come, we came. it's so british of you to think that we'd came is grammatically correct XP

[MissiCupcake553]

@pinyrose

racissssstttttttttttt.

Just joking! XD

"The way we came" is also grammatically correct. The way WE'D came, like you said it, is not. It's either "The way we'd come" or "The way we came". :)

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

"It's a bit like a sub plot, except I don't acctually care" XD

[jonasknighkrazzzy101]

@ATurtleAteMyTrex *except I don't care at all

[firefly2552025]

There's a page on facebook called "Team Tyler's Van" in which we all agreed that the books would have less stupid in it if the book would just end right there.

[firefly2552025]

I just had another round of facepalming...

[firefly2552025]

I just had another round of facepalming...

[firefly2552025]

There was a facebook page called "Team Tyler's Van" in which we all agreed it would save a lot of stupid from that point on...I mean, you know if the van would have killed her. Never mind.

[YinKeket]

lol on the pen, shake head wow on that. lol on his movement of saying no. why is every guy asking bella out if the girls are going to ask. lol lame on the guys lol. Eward is crazy for giving miss single, sigh shake head.

[babyVbabyV]

it's a BIT like a subplot. except that i dont care at all....

[ilovemelikeyouall]

"wish she just would've died and this book had ended"

OMFG. why are you so funny!? xDDDD omg!

[sunshinensmileys]

I can't believe this is published, either...

[courtsmcfly]

''Edward Cullen's just being a wanker.''

LOL.

[Hyperluna]

I have been so angry I almost couldn't move..but then I shrieked and practically attacked whoever made me mad. 0_o

[Detianne]

"Yeah, grammar. Something you might want to work on for the sequel"

Bahaha, brilliant. XD

[Glowstar0615]

I literally had to pause the video to stop myself from having a seizure from laughing too much XD

[piplup394]

Harry Potter: You can do anything you set your mind to no matter how absurd.

Twilight: You better get yourself a boyfriend so he can fix your problems for you.

[Paulineunseen]

on the other side of the.. c..parkinglot..carpark

[xoxheartsloverxox]

lol "edward cullen is being a wanker"

[Lallyisaw3som3]

oh my god, i googled it and handsomer is actually a word... o.O

[kittenz737]

OH THIS IS GOLDEN I HATE TWILIGHT !!!

[XluvXcookiesX]

grrrr grumble grumble grrr edward cullen grumble grumble <-- That's Bella Swan right there.

[camie12341]

I love how he says "I can't believe this is published"

[ThatBlackSheepy]

thanks alex, i briefly considered reading the books, but then i decided that since you already read it, i might as well not waste my time, but watch you waste your time reading it :)

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

Tags: alex day nerimon is starting to enjoy his book

[zoejuliastabler]

had to pause the video 12 seconds in because I was laughing too much already

[jadeisthesky]

my face hurts from laughing so much

[omgKelseyDani]

it's weird hearing him say where i live. seattle. hahahah.

[UnnamedAssaliant]

the best part of this video...ERECTION PEN!!!

[AnimeCraze4610]

Why read the actual book when you can have nerimon read it to you.

[Hanny010198]

Bella sounds like Gollum in your head

[princezZz007]

actually handsomer is a word. even Dickens uses it, "He is gray now, but as handsome as he was a quarter of a century ago--nay, handsomer"

not that i am defending Twilight cause i hate it but it is a word so, yep.

[livingmylife127]

hahaha -"i cant believe this is published!"

[TimBurtonRules]

"It's like a sub-plot but I don't care at all." Ha, ha! I love it!

[mirrorinthesky22]

i love twilight but your videos are sooo funny

[thetrampyllama]

You sound a lot like Charlie McDonell

[bloodlightningXD]

"...a fine layer of snow covered the yard" OH MY GOD! that is Bella Swan's worst nightmare!

[KandiiFluff]

Im so angry I cant move XD

[LenaIaroccimiju1]

Watch Breaking Dawn FREE at leakedmovies . biz

[Symphic6023]

I'm fine I'm just too angry to move:/

[Symphic6023]

Yes..I wish she would have died..This book shouldn't have even gone on any further...

[KlutzyWolfiee]

I absolutely LOVE these videos XD No matter how many times I watch them, I still laugh like a maniac <3 Much love Alex :) These always make my day x

[IIMacheteMusicII]

"Yeah...cuz watching him from a distance is less weird."

[ninjadud58]

gumble... gumble...edward cullen ..gumble

[ilovemybabyblues]

If there was a girl's choice Spring Dance, I would ask Alex. Sexy and funny. What more could a girl want?!?!

[WheelyBigCheese4Ever]

I think it actually is "had come." One of the idiosyncrasies of English past participles.

[DollydolmanPSH]

"It's a bit like a sub-plot, except I don't care at all" xD

[PrussiaNekolove]

...strangely when ever i read twilight my eyes start bleeding and my I.Q. drops 6 points has this happened to anyone else?

[elissajeanette]

Twilight amazes me. It's about a girl who becomes embarrassingly obsessed with a guy simply because he treats her like shit. And then obsession turns into 'love' when he begins stalking her... I mean, who in their right mind thinks it's sweet when they find out some guy's been breaking into their room to watch them sleep every night? 'Oh honey it's just so sexy when you violate my personal space..' Anyway, loving your commentary

[LanaLeone]

Lol, I absolutely love your accent, but sometimes I just don't hear the right words; to me it sounded like you said: 'Again, grandma, something that you probably wanna work on for the sequel..'

[SpannerScrew]

Bella's so ungrateful

[MissStarkid222]

oh can i phone you back later?

The fuck do you want?!

[thewhoviandream]

What to say when your quota of patience is used up for the day: "Da fuck do you want?!!"

[thewhoviandream]

"It's a bit like a sub plot, except I don't care at all."

[missanonymous57]

"if anyone had walked past, they would have just seen her there assumed she had a stroke or something, I'm fine, I'm just too angry to move,"

[princesspie7]

I freaking LOVE this guy!

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"It's a bit like a subplot, except I don't care at all." XD SO TRUE! You are so awesome, man! *U*

"That is a BURN! Rejected by Bell Swan!" XD And then, "Edward Cullen's bein' a wanker." AHAHAHAHAHA! DYING! Oh, my God, SO true and funny! Love it!

[7Write4This9Heart7]

Oh, my God! You -- with that PEN -- ...! ADSJKFKGKSKSA! XD You're just so CUTE! XD

lol. And as for your comment of 'stupid girl' about a neck brace instead of dying AND the wishing she'd died: YES! *U* I WANT THE BOOK (and the successors) TO BURN TO DEATH! MUWHAHAHAHA! ...Wait, but then you couldn't make fun of it! Okay, everyone's but yours, then! XD

[veinsofvelvet]

"The way we'd come" is correct grammatically.

[beth193zz]

Twilight is awesome. Heavy Sarcasm.

[checkerberryspine]

alex day is handsomer lol

[SelenaJB10]

at an angle you look like Rob Pattinson...

[GuitarsnTangents]

New drinking game: every time Alex says "Stupid girl" take a shot.

[iiSPARKx]

team guy who hit bella with the car.

[staceyx1996]

i love twilight, but i cannot stop laughing at this, i wish i saw it in your perspective, would've been so much more entertaining!

[plutoisaplanetorelse]

you're hilarious. will you ask me to the spring dance?

[Valjean488]

:D i have one of those pens!!!! :D highlight of the day

[fandude15]

this is the thing i hate about "love stories" wat the hell makes it a love story they dont fucking no eachother its just like romeo and juliet they didnt even no eachother love at first sight does not exist its lust at first sight get over ur self these people dont no wat love is

[zeeteamvampyr]

you're adorable! 

[GradVlogs]

"Edward's being a wanker"

[sillychick123]

They've had about 2 conversations, one of which was

"Hello Edward"

*Awkward nod*

And they're going to seattle together

[bloodsanity]

Bella doesn't have a flaw: SHE IS THE FLAW

[MeIsSmarticle]

0:49

Mmmneh!

[ellabee99]

"It's a bit like a subplot, but i don't care at all" hahahaaa

[Justicepowerflower]

the pen is so beast

[JellyAndIceCream25]

Alex is the handsomest of all the handsomes that there are.

[swimforlife88]

i loved twilight as a light read, but this is just brilliant

[jhilton8]

Hansomer?! Is that a word?!

[musicmanicleah]

oooo REJECTED by Bella Swan <3

[haimynameissera]

'I'm fine I'm just too angry to move' LMFAO

[musicgal123abc]

the patience quota thing still gets me. oh my god. :)