Bullseye - Central TV Christmas Tape 1983

[RapierMultimedia]

If this made the Television, the Independent Broadcasting authority would have thrown a fit.

[pollardmark]

He Looks Like Bo Selectas MEL B .. Ooooooooo Ya Bastard !!

[quizmaster85]

"...full of eastern Brummies." :D

[PureAlbanianSoul]

lol

[MrSennagod]

this is boring , only funny for idiots and nonces ...

[jeffrey44]

@MrSennagod

Although I can see how idiots and nonces would find this video funny, I can't see what makes you think it is funny exclusively for idiots and nonces. All kinds of people might find this funny. Queers, firemen, actors, people called Peter, idiots and nonces are just some of the people who might find this funny.

[indydaisy1]

@MrSennagod yer get abck to your emerdale you fucking ponce

[MrSennagod]

@indydaisy1 i have never watched emmerdale ever , i dont watch soaps , i will leave that to idiots like you ..

[homer4556]

is this the full version then

[jeffrey44]

@homer4556

As full as I've seen.

[dirtydonki]

I pissed myself laughing.

[jeffrey44]

@dirtydonki

Sorry about that.

[chrish12345]

lol very nice but however I feel the sight of Tony Green's cock is one that should have forever remained in all our imaginations.

[chrish12345]

lol wot a riot init

[therobster1975]

bo selecta

[eldospinks]

@therobster1975 isn't funny?

[eldospinks]

@therobster1975 I'm not American.

[KeepYourRatOut]

Smashing, Great, Fabulous, lovely jubbly !

[t3rr411]

This needs to be on BBC 2010-11

[jeffrey44]

Add a phone vote and you have yourself a format.

[ArthurDaIey]

This will never be on challenge!

[jeffrey44]

That's only because Challenge don't show anything over 10 years old now. I remember when it was a good channel.

[Applemask]

@jeffrey44 I remember when it was The Family Channel. I never knew what its deal was.

[GLH09]

@jeffrey44 That's funny, I've just watched Bullseye on Challenge from 1990.

[quizmaster85]

"Sit still please, this is not a fire practice."

[NathanF11989]

I wonder if there's more.

[suparokdog]

Best ever episode...

[MartyPresley]

Smashing, super!!!

[mrbedford]

wasnt this video removed, so glad to see it back!

[steviesuperstar]

omw this is unbelievable how on earth did this even get taped this is outragous

[lyonnich]

love tony green's laugh

[stephenb1987]

super smashing great

[dafyddpryce]

waht sort of contest show is this one? the cursing is surprising.

[stevierayvaughan180]

you make some stupid comments, ive seen a couple of them

[greaserrebel]

lol

[0oDayWalkero0]

there wasnt any fuckin going on in that clip... i want my money back

[jh94]

"your the long jump champion?"

"Two and a half hours!"

Fucking brilliant!!!!!!!1

[krg1965]

Absolutely best line of the whole clip. Along with the surreal stuff "sit still, please...." What a comic genius!

[colinsmyth99]

pile of wank for thick bastards

[diddydeltic]

Fantastic LOL

[adammm1]

its fucking good this isnt it?

[neilrwilkinson]

haven't laughed so much at a youtube video in ages

[idioticidiotdan]

Yess mateee love it!!

[drlemoncobra]

WTF IS THIS?!!!!!

OMFG.... speechless... :-0

[pcon80]

Fucking Classic

[caturn88]

0:47 Norfolk & Good

[81runFROMwhat]

ive seen this so many times but it still makes me laugh to this day.

"welcome to fucking bullseye"

[adammm1]

you're married with 3 ferrets and a gerbil?

[panzerkw]

Jim Bowen is a God.

[gethepicture]

i'm traumatised.

[dacrlit]

I don't know, I can't see this now.

[fx0385]

Jim's wig is class!!

[geography27]

Bullseye was produced in the then new Central TV Nottingham studios (now a campus of the university). The "full of Eastern promise" Turkish Delight advert music refers to the then new East Midlands region of Central TV.

[stuttsy83]

Thats looks more like Studio 1 at the old ATV/Central Studios in Birmingham where Bullseye was filmed from 1981-1989, Then it went to Nottingham from 1990-1995

[ClassicMariah03]

THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD I LOVE IT

[CBTrekker]

Can't keep sorry.

[CBTrekker]

I like the fact Jim Bowen can't been a straight face through this, this is hilarious XD

[fushyumang180]

yer cant beat a bit of Bully!

[adammm1]

lol! should of got the second part of this noob.

[DFORCE1969]

This is how bullseye should have been produced!

[stuttsy83]

Im guessing that the contestants are made up of the crew who help produce bullseye are from Central TV in Birmingham

[adapper]

was this ever broatcast?

[jeffrey44]

Yes. It was shown as part of Children's ITV Christmas in 1983. They showed Mary Poppins, Bullseye and Go Safari Christmas Special.

[mandypjackson]

years ago i worked for mercedes benz i had just started the job and i got a call in my office it was jim bowen asking about the latest model, i didnt really have a clue about the different models, so i got a bit nervous and jim could tell that i was and i said in a hushed voice "take your time son" take your time at which point i was wetting my self and shouted out down the phone ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY. i got sacked

[sundaeg1rl]

True or not, that's one helluva story

[dacrlit]

PML, I'm sorry, you lost your job though.

[Imwolfe2junior]

i don't get that.

[Wheeloffortunefan999]

why did you get fired?

[toumasvar]

:-) Happy days

[andrewastewart]

Class

[alanyouson]

Quality!!!

[simpson30]

Funny as f*ck this was - top bloke Jim Bowen.

[doctorgsja]

HAHA! 2:22 -You've go' i' wri'en down ther' ! LOL! Richard the Terd!

[matrags]

"gay? i'm not even fucking happy" lmao

[mrbedford]

my god that was fucking hilarious, never seen that before, great stuff

[everyone06]

Super! Smashing! Fucking Great!

[paddle9]

Jim looks like Father Jack! Girls! Feck!

[DANWOODHOUSE]

WAS THERE A PART TWO TO THIS?

[suggs1]

lol.. very funny parody ^^

[cutterschoicenotmine]

oh yes!

[azalea66]

You are right,women do not get this humour.What the effff is wrong with them?

[HappyDaze01]

Jim Bowen's sense and style of humour is right up there with Bernard Manning, bless.

[everyone06]

In the answer to Trust, when Keith said "White Man" It sounds racist. However I like it when he says "a gobble, blow job, whatever you want to call it"

[gameshowfreak2007]

lol @ 2:15 buzzer, "who keeps farting up there?" and

"can you define trust"

"a cannibal giving a white man a blow job" ilmao

[doctorgsja]

He really enjoys the opening line! Love the way he mucks it all up at 1:25-1:32. Then the BOLLOXOF line is a classic!

[ifikilledyou]

this is one of the funniest things i've seen for a long time - just wish that tv companies would do this sort of thing now...

[quizmaster85]

It's "B-O-double-L-O-X-O-F"

[razgta]

fucking brilliant!!!

[dacrlit]

Full of East End promise???????

[poopiepoos]

I think this is related to the new Central Nottingham Studios. Central was set up as a dual region (West and East) West concentrating on Birmingham end of the Midlands.

[quizmaster85]

The voice-over said "eastern Brummies", "Brummie" being local slang for someone from around the Birmingham area (I think)

[jeffrey44]

This is a quote (in fact, a sound samle) from an advert of the time. see here... ?v=eUuNl2lT9Xw

[dacrlit]

Turkish Delight.

[dacrlit]

Oh my goodness, I have just listened to this all the way through. Genius, I want this on Central this year at Christmas?

[Greasyanimal]

"Your from Cockemalf is that where you live is or it just a hobby?" - "Just a hobby".

LOL!!!!

[TigerWalrus26980]

And there is such a place as Cockermouth, apparently! (I think it's in Cumbria, if my map was correct)

[Greasyanimal]

Lol at Tony Green!

[pattyson12345]

rofl me wafl

[stewylvznatalie]

haha mint that like

[nancybreed]

He looks more like the bo selecta character than the real one does!

[mrmartinmartin]

Bowen is hot in the leather trousers.

[FanMarino]

And what have you ever done Pinkflap? Can i say **** all. show some respect. divvy.

[pinkflap]

I met Bowen on Saturday. Sorry to ruin the illusion, but he's a twat.  An old twat at that.

[1tardising]

How very dare you pinkflap call Jim Bowen a twat an old twat what's he ever done to you eh you answer me that question?

[c34]

you cant beat a bit of bully

[bellend181818]

He looks like a cross between Morrissey and Deidre of Coronation Street.

[clavdig]

Jim looks like Mel B off Bo Selecta! Yer bastards yer!

[sodiraq]

Mel B from Bo was based on Jim, that's why.

[JackReeve]

is this done 2 entertain the crew like was said on charlie brooker xmas special

[crushu2D]

who did the fart admit it one of you lol gr8 vid me and the family couldn't stop laughing for 6mins

[neild555]

HAHAHAHA Fucking Hell! funny as fuck! Im wonderin what they could have won

[astraman84]

the opening is the funniest - "Good evening and welcome to fucking bullseye" and "Are you gay?" "Gay? I'm not even fucking happy".

[everyone06]

Are You Gay? The best answer I've ever heard. Classic Line.

[stewylvznatalie]

hahahaha wkd that

[davehess]

Better than the real thing

[mrslmathers]

That is just brilliant. I guess it was Central TV's version of Thames's Rainbow legendary 'twangers' clip.

[dndn1011]

hey you can play this game which uses video from the show on WeDigTv, its very cool...

[fraserkatie]

LOL! Love this clip! How hilarious!

[bish1977]

welcome to fucking bullseye, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[DonLettsmadetheClash]

go fuck your mother u fuckin twat

[DonLettsmadetheClash]

nice coarse language for young children to hear

[localhbci]

I'm American and even I know this shit didn't air.

[Johnny1989a]

Of course it didn't it was from a christmas tape, all ITV channels & the BBC used to do this years ago, unfortunately they don't nowadays

[thesloaneranger1]

"can you define trust?".....f**king brilliant! thanx for sharing this gem! :D

[TheManWhoDidnt]

"and welcome to fucking bullseye....brilliant"

[AntarcticaTelevision]

What a fucking great clip!

[johnsmillie1]

Classic... or as they say on the clip F**kin' classic! Wish there was more

[markymark2006uk]

Quality, pure quality!

[1Tardis]

I wonder if Bullseye made another Christmas Tape the year after.

[Bryn2k]

Ahh the old Christmas Tapes. Back when we knew what good telly was...

[quizmaster85]

Norfolk & Goode??! Use the accent and it'll make more sense!

[SuperGamer7]

Anyway, nice clip. I have to ask, have any of you in the U.K. seen OUR version of Bullseye? It's not a dart-based quiz, but it is a classic quiz that was cutting edge for the early 1980's.

[hardcorehibee]

how can it be a version of bullseye wi nae darts?!?!

[tvpirate05]

It was more or less trivia, where contestants answered a set number of questions in various categories. It could've gone by a number of names, since the "Bullseye" wasn't significant to the game like the UK version. It was simply a gimmick to help the game move along.

[heine71]

Wish there was a censored version.

[DonaldMcKinney]

LOL!! It kinda makes me wish that Bullseye WAS made by Channel 4!! :P

[DES3450]

what the hell?! LMAO

[1Tardis]

I agree with you all this really is a very funny clip I bet the Bullseye Production team had fun making this applause for this clip!

[stevebays]

this is really funny

[stevebays]

this is realy funny

[everyone06]

Fuckin Funny. This made me laugh.

[cats16a]

jim bowen a super smashing legend

[mralw1969]

Jim Fucking Bowen.

What a cult he is!!!

[hellooldchap]

LMAO

[RICHARDLS16]

This video is awesome

[ThisIsLiloMania]

Fucking good this innit?!

[rfitzhen]

I'm not a fan of Bullseye but I found this fucking funny

[AidanLunn]

that was fuckin brilliant!

[lammers74]

super smashing great

[dazzyd1972]

I was old enough to remember this programme when first broadcast, can't ever remember this edition, thought it was fantastic. Really enjoyed it, so much so I've favourited the video!!

[chrisnufc]

i love this

[mason642]

great clip, was a laugh.

[andyee]

That was funny! XD