TEETH WHITENING!!! (09-03-10)

[Soddlaest384]

@Eliza678

I think I don't believe in that haux. I already did

that but still frustrated about it. Thank God my

friend recommended me this program offered

by the site:

TeethWhiteningProgram.info

It showed me how to use the proper remedies

replacing toothpaste that helps strengthens

teeth & begins the whitening process. You

should try it also!

[imawesome685]

Toby would only make turkey burgers and coffe in a cooking show. Not such a bad idea, hmmmmmmm...

[Missjksgirlynoodles]

Your teeth were distracting the whole vlog :)

[cothrige]

So cool to watch the vlog over the previous couple of months and see the developing intro/outro. Now waiting for the True Hollywood Story which is certain to be upcoming.

[MegaSmartass101]

YES

IT FULLY DEVELOPED

DARKNESS REDNESS WHITENESS!

...still don't know why I care :D

[llcutesushill]

His face was so precious when ie said dentist.

[voldemortrules101]

I dreamed that there were ants every where and I just kept screaming when I saw them on my clothes..... I'm scared of ants in large quantities......

[souleatersonic1999]

lol I hate ants too!

[Callie724]

Yay finally the right outro. About time he said DARKENSS Redness whitness!!

[kloftw]

You are adorable jesus christ

[Pumpkinlolz001]

Still waiting for the cooking show.

[RandomNumber56]

I need teeth whitening, lol

[MrZachHooka145]

and so begins the "Intro of Darkness, Redness, then Whiteness"

[alan1234jess]

PHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBB

[alysianoel]

YESS!!! :DDDD

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#96 this was a good one. I enjoyed it. Nicely done Toby

[FREDLOVER9710]

thumbs up if you said SPARKLE! after toby said ubisoft :3

[rocketmann55]

Dentist.... O.O

[blackwolves909]

xD poor toby, its obvious he wants to be loud but wont do it

[becca0LOST]

the first darkness then redness then whiteness!!!

[Epistinimically]

@littlepro22 it's also the first "bahdahdododododododo" they used to be "bahdahdobadadadadado"

[Mixonne]

@littlepro22 AH YEAH!!

[rckrgrl18]

Cutest bless you EVER. And I actually managed to sneeze during this video... twice! <3

[timtimtimtimtimtiful]

I'm not joking, whilst watching this there was a teeth whitening advert that popped up on the video :/

[Domenicomn]

MELTING ICE! POP!! XDXD

[ebrach121]

4:19 <3

[ebrach121]

He said the devil's microwave just as my microwave was going off!!!! :D

[EmoPrincessRawr]

Ubisoft: U be soft!

[peterganna]

TEETHTRO OF WHITENESS 

[1edbassmasterfan1]

i sneezed 3 times!

[MissCassieRandom]

:O i sneezed during this video!!! i feel special hehehee

[1edbassmasterfan1]

@MissCassieRandom same here! i made my self sneeze! 3 times!

[MissCassieRandom]

@1edbassmasterfan1 haha i didn't think i would actually sneeze watching these videos..NOW I AM BLESSED :D YAYYY

[musicfreak1997991]

This was on my birthday!!!!! lol!!! :DDDD You are hilarious!!

[BadFriendsTrioBLT]

DENTIST.

(Staring contest)

[nerdra]

I have journeyed through time, watching the outro evolve through the LazyVlogs into the mess of genius that it has become. Today my quest is complete, and I may die in peace.

(Or just continue watching LazyVlogs.)

[TheNoobosaurus]

a carplane

[Odyniaful]

My God you look like a glowing angel of wonderful hilariousness in every one of your videos xD

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

Like omg I would love to hang out with Toby and play video games and no I'm not gay

[blackwaters011]

9 people are bad mama jamas

[simslover1113]

he should have an outro of toby hot ness

[Niccifirenze]

Fuck the bar, I just wanna chill with this guy!

[ItsMcMUFFINNN]

And so the intro/outro of darkness then redness then whiteness was born

[palmerad239]

The side view displays your awesome elf ears

[AJChuter1]

its just not really ......great but your funny and nice

[AJChuter1]

its just not really ......great

[MeggiethetinyWolfy]

Yes. You are cute. O_O

[MINDGEEK999]

you say devils microwave, i say satans underpants



[CarrotOverlord]

I wonder what the neighbors are thinking...

[altohippiechic]

at like  1:42 he sounds so wierd....... i guess

[p14zm40nu]

0:47 is one of those moments of silence where you sense something is weird and look up, like when the teacher stops teaching to stare at you because you were talking so much.

[cris4232]

so apparently, according to the captions, in his unknown language at 0:59 , he is saying, "then you know about capable old all about.".... interesting.....

[raeganreese25]

why is there like yellow in the backgroundd?

[amokayle]

cooking with toby!

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

omg u posted this on my bday just btw

i love how ur like 'i dont have insurance- HEY LOOK A PLANE!'

[TheBrowser259]

Sorry, this is the 600th comment! Yeah!

[missmiabethany]

600th comment!:)

[funnyboneTEEHEE]

So you can give away like 3 IPads, buy an IPhone AND an HD camera but not a washing machine? Wow, all of that is about the same price as a washer-drier combo.....

[AnaisForTheWin]

I thought he was going to say it was vodka... turpentine was worse.

[Covu14]

Darkness then redness then whiteness. Has been born.

[Pootermobile04]

Birthification of outro of darkness then redness then whiteness! =D

[sarahmck93]

I actually sneezed!! haha

[Higgins44123]

lol if u like laughing

[harrowbits]

where's the cooking show? :P

[deadlymonty]

I got a wierd ad

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[LunaForeverGood]

I'm just wondering why he has a glass cup while walking..in a neighborhood...

He must get strange looks everyday.

[sqeekses]

Cooking show!

[pinakeenya]

RED ONE!!!!!!

[mostynpowers]

One word legend 

[BalletBeauty97]

....Toby you are the poster child for ADD! :)

[MrMrDUNCANRULES]

YOU MAKE MY LIFE!!!

[Rcmike1234]

Thumbs up if this is the first video you sneezed in.. Scratch that, Thumbs up...

[thecompans]

1:05 SLUG BUG RED!

[Loenahp]

What nationality is he?

[SmileyMikeify]

the greatest likes to dislike ratio ever

[wiibijah]

0:49 for toby's face

[ttorrapennaenirehtak]

I enjoy Toby speaking in tongues.

[SophieDouche]

Toby always makes me smile!

[CoxRox8]

0:00 to skip ads

[uchiha98]

i watched the brotherhood literal trailer so many times that i memorized the lyrics and sing it to my self...IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!

[Jordna31]

@uchiha98 I did that with the Harry Potter one! XD

[ganstaaaabroooo]

@Jordna31 same :D

[mybeautifulrescue21]

TOBY you make me laugh so much. bless your face. your beautiful face.

[kayballet]

cooking video!! YES!

[stotam1]

Hahaha.. I love how your just walking up and down the street.. Your awesome..

[TheNecron101]

even If you did stop at saying the word dentist...i would have watched this video multiple times

[Turbendido]

My favorite part was 1:43

[Kisling33]

@Hahren lol

[horses4goo]

splintercell!!!!!! <3

[SollaceLux]

I'm not sure if my face can take three Toby blessings in one video.

[KLAUS1870]

lololol

[Nani101]

I wonder... Toby, how would you react if someone recognized you in the streets during a LazyVlog?

[hill506]

that assassin's creed video was awesome

[Sebbek95]

That was a BMW z3 driving by.

[yuranda]

Next video I'm gonna sniff dust up my nose just so I could sneeze and have you bless my face.. /goes to find dust

[MrBigbunny125]

@yuranda maybe look under your bed... there is were my dust is x)

[fearthegelb]

thumbs up if you sneezed during this video.

[xXxDragonDeexXx]

guy named shelby in the add O_O

[alchemistxp2]

only Toby can walk around the neighborhood in circles without people thinking he's crazy.

[DobsBomber]

@alchemistxp2 Yeah. Never worked for me.

[katucheegee]

u made me laugh really hard at the end....

[TokyoKazama]

It's weird how awkward he gets when members of the public are around as he's filming. It happens in almost all his videos, he comes out with some awkward laugh lol.

[raquasa1234]

you should have insurance. it helps with stuff.

[RAWRamRiN]

OMG

I has that glass xD

[superstar5565]

ur hopped up on laughing gas aint you lol

[AkaradudeGaming]

Bonus! Bonus! This car is loud... He's a Bad Mama Jama!

[TheBeefyz]

You don't have insurance,then dont run film in the road!

[gayerthankali]

You should make a shirt that says "If you sneezed while reading this shirt, bless your face."

[danielrobertwright]

@gayerthankali agreed.

[Pong4winz]

@gayerthankali its Bless You... blessing your face is regardless of if you sneezed or not

[ELIt3xAN1MAL]

@gayerthankali he sortta did so congratuations you win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daguynexdoor]

@gayerthankali haha he totally should!

[prototypekid108]

@gayerthankali no he shouldent that souds lame he should make a shirt of jaket that says dall in to space can leave u breth less ride a rolor coster or hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm exit a war hog seen from avatar :P

[alfieandjoshie]

@gayerthankali He All Ready Has...

[SirLagAlot109622]

@alfieandjoshie hes fucking retarded lol

[pasito75]

@SirLagAlot109622 shut the fuck up your a retard

[SirLagAlot109622]

@pasito75 i dont see why it concerns you, do u even know what im talking about?

[SirLagAlot109622]

@gayerthankali wow... he already did dumbass. i like how u try and take credit

[tornadochaser99]

@gayerthankali he did

[MoSockra]

@gayerthankali lol he made that shirt after your comment. awesome.

[coolfunkDJ]

@gayerthankali Now he has YAY!!!!!!!

[crayz1978]

I LIKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH­NUT!!!

[MrWoWRofl]

YOOUT TALK TO FAST AFTER WHOLE VIDEO I JUST GOT THE WORD DENTIST :((

[ybarrame27]

Too late ijustine already did a cooking vlog on her channel with one of her sisters and she made eggs and toast on a new toaster she had gotten.

[Hahren]

@ybarrame27 Too bad iJustine isn't funny and Toby is.

[irishdrummerlad]

god why were we watching ice??? we must be retarded

[cowgirll12]

Now YOU Toby, yes you, you are one BAD mamma jamma

[TheRaveSpartan]

Ok why us ice melting in september oh and halo reach in 7 days

[dudemanbobthing]

@TheRaveSpartan 6 days!

[drsw1z]

@Tobuscus: What a rip off. In holland it's 13 euro's for a x-ray and I just need two of them to tell you if you have one or more cavities. Sorry can't help you. But, bless your teeth and no teeth out!

[ProfessorMacintosh]

Hell yes, melting ice-poop!

.

Wait, whut?

[Hammer563]

yes, you were talking about biscuits

[mahnameisjaime1]

:O cooking =D, is ice melting part of it? cuz i passed lesson 1 WOOOOT

[Burdboy96]

If you make a cooking video, I will watch it every freakin day! >:D-

P.S. I hope you all like the epic goatee of awesome on meh smiley.

[missymoo33]

MARRY ME

[11xxLilyxx11]

YOUR TEETH! THEY ARE SO SHINY!

[drummingirl94]

"Ble- :D Ye- :D - Aww :( "

[kidmoo2]

"Melting ice poop."

[LadyinRed914]

the funny thing is, I never sneeze when watching his videos O.o go figure

[predluver190]

YAY Splinter Cell conviction!!!

[poutineIsGood]

Well if you did a youtube cooking bit, you could call it toby's kitchen; then you could have an easter egg in the video such as a monitor on the counter advertising your toby games (if you do it). You could even make the screen clickable so people could channel jump...or not...can you even cook anything other then pop tarts and turkey burgers? We already know your coffee has deadly consequences lol.

[goldeneagle2290]

i gave new low 5 stars on netflix cuz ur my best friend

[aassaa99]

Toby + cooking video= awesome

[AvocadoCake]

0:52 lol u did a dentist today?

[Maxi3110]

wow steven destroys your vlog again by driving in that silver car being loud

[RumbleRedUK]

TobyTurper?

[AnotherPostcard]

Melting ice poop.

[93hnnh]

so, apparently, a day in the life of Toby Turner= go to dentist, watch his own videos over and over, then walk and talk to us... sounds like an awesome life :)

[kwlerkidd]

THUMBS UP FOR CANADA WIN!! "I HAD TO PAY FOR X-RAYS LOL"

[RiceKrispie47]

ive always noticed that you like pace back and forth :P its so funny :P

[laurayouproductions]

Moss mondays!

[MOONDOGGIESWTF]

wait since when do you need xrays to check for cavities

[darkkite23]

those ants killed my father. THEY MUST DIE.

[jonathanpolkm]

i got blessed 3 TIMES?!$?@!?

what does it mean :O

[naw726]

ur done with presidents?? :(

[medmondsr]

i did piss those ants off

[turtletamer328]

3:06 pahahaa :D

[bekahbekahbear]

Ooh, I love birds!

[SjoerdvdKroon]

I honestly really enjoy hearing things are working for ya! Good luck Toby.

[namlooc20]

I really thought I heard, "Melting Ice Poop," At the end.

[XxRabidMonkeyAMVxX]

@namlooc20 You did! Lmao

[Bulk02]

this guy is gonna make it big.

[Luca72Omega]

@Bulk02 He already has

[KukichaGirl]

4:19 :)

[pumkinpie5]

someones been on laughing gas! =]]]]]]

[ando1135]

U can cook?

[BoxNinjaProductions]

awww. i have never sneezed during one of his vids. i feel so left out.

[RyanImmortal]

OUTRO OF DARKNESS, THEN REDNESS, THEN WHITENESS!

[Luna398]

AWW POOR YOU U CANT DRINK COFFEE FOR A WEEK!? THATS HORRIBLE!!! BUT UR TEETH LOOK NICE ;)

[kwtruffles]

I loved your assassins creed brotherhood trailer too. Especially the "I LOVE BIRDS!" <3