Learning English-Lesson Twenty Nine - (Humour)

[mathew500100]

thaanks you from Colombia

[pepeevola]

great lesson mr.Ducan you are so god teacher!!

[wanderson167]

Thumbs up from brazil, mister duncan! You can be sure I'm enjoying english! You're awesome!

[waqaskhan92]

sory i can't understand your jokes because of my weak english

[nguoibanhangvidai]

your way of teaching english makes me so happy ^^

Best wishes 4u, Misterduncan:D

[salemdds]

Thank you very much .

Ta ta for now.

Good bye .

[korsovar]

That's great ,i'm from France and learne english

[TheFreethinker666]

Very nice,I very liked your videos

[imrandesire]

hi misterduncan, how r u? imran here, i m from india and live in india. i enjoy english and your lessons. thanks for teaching us english in an interesting and entertaining way... i started to learn english using of your videos. thanx and bye....

[elge0909]

hope everyday to see u....so my English will be better :) thanks a bunch Mr Duncan

want to make conversation with u so bad , hope I'm not nervous heheeh

[secretussum]

I don't know any good jokes.

thank you very much

[tieuho1192]

Mr Duncan is a great teacher. I like the way U teach me. So funny.

[Mayito1990]

i love him ,Misterduncan i am u fan

[Mayito1990]

i love him

[yusexp]

The greatest eveeeer

[muhammedshahinmullan]

i love you misterduncan.....can we meet from England ?

[lalu7758]

Hello, Misterduncan. I'm a fan of you and your videos. I'm glad that you make this English learning videos for whom want to learn English. We very appreciate it.

[TheHeinx]

hi mr. duncan' i was so happy dat ur giving so much effort to teach english, last time im so worried becoz i will start on my ojt and theres so much forigners checkin in the hotel, im not so fluent in english' im thinking wat if they talk to me and i cant answer..wat to say' i think this is just my insecurities dat i think that way..

[buivivien]

Thank you from Vietnamese students

[2010giant]

Gag... this word sounds like a bad word in mandarin.

[malfacentauro]

thanks mr Duncan I am colombian too, and your work is a good way for practice english and improve thing that I am learning.. thank you very much

[pifviva999]

Malaysia ex-British colony, isn`t it Mr Duncan?

[pifviva999]

Thanks for mention Malaysia :)

[pifviva999]

Humour, like Mr Bean :) Great!

[lauburger]

you are my Hero . x)

[guspopov]

learning with humor is better. so thank you, mr duncan. you dont know how much you help us with these videos to learn english. greetings from spain.

[mgsurax]

hello from strasbourg!!

..and thank you very much!

[zzy4567]

hi, misterduncan, how r u today, i hope so ^^

[SergiodeBraga]

E aí, seu, Dooncan. Como vai? or Hey Mr. Duncan. How are you?

Here in Brasil ('s' please) we continue learning with your amazing videos.

até mais. See you later.

[graciellyccb]

I understood the first joke 1:20 the words ok... but what´s the mean?? Anyone can explain for me? I understood all jokes without dictionary help but except this! i didn´t understand!

I´m brazilian and i loved all your videos are very funny!

Amei os vídeos continue postando MISTERDUNCAN =) Essa segunda piada achei estranha rs " eu me sinto um par de cortinas? rs o médico responde: puxe você mesmo juntos? =S help me.. please

[SergiodeBraga]

@graciellyccb Hello, Gracielly! Let me see if I can help you.

Na verdade ele fala sobre piadas sem graça. Bad joke e sobre vários outros tipos: ofensiva, preconceituosa, sight gag (sem palavras, mas visual).

Não tem graça isso de: já que você se sente como uma cortina então junto seus dois lados. A piada não termina. Ela não chega a lugar algum. Por isso não tem graça. Mas foi só um exemplo.

Creio que essa seja uma resposta possível.

Inté!

See you later!

[graciellyccb]

@SergiodeBraga obrigada por responder =) Então as outras piadas entendi perfeitamente justo essa tinha que ser tão sem graça e sem nexo ? =S acho que deve significar alguma coisa essa cortina para os americanos rs

[SergiodeBraga]

@graciellyccb Deve ser mesmo de algum significado pra eles. Ou não, já que a piada foi contada como exemplo de coisa sem graça. Mas tem coisa sem sentido pra nós como: See you later aligator. Que dá rima pra eles, é uma despedida. Mas, pra nós nem tem graça, nem sentido, muito menos rima. rs

Inté!

[lourivalist]

I think your method wonderfull and very efficient .my is lourival in brazil.

[lourivalist]

I think your method wonderfull and very efficient

[desolina1000]

I'm a bit disappointed. How come you never ever send your love to Europe.

Don't you like us?

Nice regards from GERMANY

[desolina1000]

in deed I have, actually I've been a few in my collection. Such as...

Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She had problems with her pupils.

It is better to be laughed at for not beeing married than to be unable to laugh because you are married.

The key to being beautiful is to spend your time with really ugly people.

My car's a religious experience. Every morning, I pray that it starts.

[KosmoAntoninus]

lovely! u should be a comedian!

[alperkut]

I wanna say a big ''HELLO'' from Didiyma (Turkey) to you Sir. I loved the lessons of you very much indeed. The way you teach is really different and unique, and very enjoyable (having fun while learning I mean).

Thank you so much Mr.Dungeon in England (joke-I hope it's not a bad one), sorry I am correcting it mrduncan and finally I must admit that I've become an addict of your lessons, and I've been watching all since I had begun watching them (from the first lesson to this one-i.e.29th).

[bennymaseur]

HeLLO Mr Duncan! I'm from Romania . I would want to say u're fantastic. Your lessons are so good for everybody. you made a god job. I wish u all the best. Ta ta for now!

[TommyRoulexx]

HAHA, what´s that with your dry ellbow ?? That´s just like ....what ?? HAHA

[qasimkhanagh]

Hello Sir, How are you Sir?

i hope you will be in good mode. i am Abbas from Afghanistan, i like your lessons, it is all interesting. Thank you sir very much...........

[cutiestinker]

mr duncan can you add my in facebook?

[kyoto52londres]

Hello, Mister Duncan, i used to have english classes, it was a british teachement and i'd really loved it.

Unfortuantly i've stopped having them. That's why I still have to improve my grammar skills.

Thank you for theses funny and intructive lessons.

I'm watching you from Casablanca ( MOROCCO)

[MrMarcel0962]

Hello, Mr. Duncan .

My name is Marce Rebolledo , I am very grateful , your lessons are fantastic

I´ve been practicing my english more often now, I like the way you teach

take care and bye bye for now

[maknamaro]

Hello Mr. Duncan,

My name is Carlos Vasquez, i am from Nicaragua but i am currently living ing Costa Rica. Thank you very much for those really wonderful videos.

You have a really original way to teach english and i am very sure that many people takes adventage of them.

Take careª!!!

[drekeston34]

hello from Kosovo

[sasusakufan27]

- What is iiit? If I toooss it up it's red, when iiit faalls it's blue and it's chiiiirping?

- Wow, I don't now. Here r 100 ponds, but tell me, what was that?

- Dunnooo, here's 10 pounnnds!

xD

[sasusakufan27]

- Lets make a deal: we're asking each other questions and if u don't know the answer u give me 10 pounds, and if it's me who doesn't know the answer then I'll give u 100 pounds.

- OK, leeet's doooo this!

- What is it: it has 4 wheels, we use it to travel by and it's called car?

- Dunnooo, here's 10 pounnnds

- What is it: it travels on rail, with a lot of ppl and it's called a train?

- Dunnooo, here's 10 pounnnds.

- OK, now ask me

[sasusakufan27]

learning english is great cuz i love learning languages :D my only problem about this vid that it wasn't funny at all... these were bad jokes! (u see? I've learnt something xD)

but I've got a good joke:

" A professor from a university decides to go to the mental hospital to 'examine the patients'. On the corridor he meets one:

[youssefesca]

Yeeees Mr.Duncan ! we know that the world of english is a fun and exciting place to be ! hahaha i'm just kidding !

[TramToXanh]

Thank Mr. Duncan

I am from VietNam

[walterct]

Hello. I´m from Brazil, and i like so much your lessons.... no doubt.....

Do you have a personal site ?????

I´m learning english and you has help me a lot.....

Send me hello..

[ema2471]

"doctor doctor people keep ignoring me" - doctor :"next please"

haha-))) indeed funny, I liked it very much-))

[arhaluk]

That is really a great job and helpful lessons.

huge fan from morocco

[laurabee20]

This guy is a legend! haha!

[hunkenrique]

hello from Mexico, My name is Enrique and I am your biggest fan,

[justforyou03]

Thanks for a great lesson!

[itayarye82]

thanks Mr duncan

in israel the english language its so importent

i am watting all your video again

[juanfacundouriburu]

Great Mr. Duncan you are phenomenal !!! Thanks a bundle Ta-Ta for now

From Argentina

[MrNajif]

mr duncan .,., you are really a good teacher,,. i really thankfull to you for ur great lessons.,.from pakistan

[EAFThiago]

Congratulations!! Your videos are awesome!!!

cheers from Brazil!!!

[Churrajka]

Thank you very much Mr Duncan. You don't know how your lessons are helping me. This work is a good thing from you, you should be so proud of yourself

[gentlxman]

Thank You so much from Algerian living in Thailand , for your great job ! Mr Duncan.

[tebatebarajab]

the world of English is a fun just with you misterduncan

[pabel1612]

simply: Mr Duncan is the best teacher I ever had

[Albinaaaaa]

Azerbaijani girl Albina loves your lessons!!!!!!

[randriamandresy]

Big up to Misterduncan, from some students of the Antananarivo's university in Madagascar.

You're too kind; thanks a bundle for your lessons! Cheerio!!! ;-)

[seloneforever]

you made our day!!!!!!!!!!!

[devjeo]

i am crazy to learn English......excellent piece of presentation...Congratulation Mr. Duncan. R u ok ??? I hope so!!!!! R u fine ??? I hope so!!!!!!!

[raularzuaga]

mrduncan, you do well as a comedian, maybe you should do it as a way to get money, hahahahah..

greetings from Colombia! :)

[mars4ever]

I don't understand the first joke.

[youri59490]

Thanks for your lesson, i havé a good Time

[zifenzeng]

it is wonderful >

[irisrojas58]

Hello, Mr duncan..!!

I have a question for you.

when we study grammar we can see that we use YOU like a plural... That means you can use in a sentence like this:

Do you like movies?

Are you happy?

But in your video you put YOU like a singular.

Why did you write that sentence in that way?

What makeS you laugh?

[tentolanam]

@irisrojas58 "What makeS you laugh" is very different case. "What" is singular... And after a singular noun we set verb in singular form.

In English grammar, we always use "YOU" as plural form even we only indicate one particular person, not "Does you like it?" we use "Do you like it?" instead.

Best regards from Vietnam...

[tentolanam]

excellent work!!!

[mrb00mtd]

thank you so much MrDuncan :D

[CCCLPpayperclick]

Hi, I'm Leonardo Venoso from Argentina. Your lessons are excelent!!!

[pklhkkkkkkkk]

Mr. Duncan, I like your videos very much. So far, I have followed your videos from lesson 1 to 29. And I gonna study harder so as to catch up with your latest lesson. Thanks a million!!! Jacky Poon from Hong Kong

[MrBbat]

Thank you for teaching MrDuncan Regards from MONGOLIA.

[SummerEstella]

Hello from Russia!!!

There are many fans of Mr Duncan as well!

Tanya.

[kitinita74]

I love you so much!!

off course welcome to Colombia!!

[fawwad009]

hey i'm your great fan from pakistan .... i have seen your all video

[belfort2london]

hi mistresuperb,,,do u know what sir my freinds make me laugh a lot with thier jokes but i dont know why they`r all a vulgar jokes,i mean blue jokes,thanks ever such a lot mister,,,,,,,,from algeria

[kbk2008]

SUPER LESSONS!!!!!

[strange72]

ma grrrrraaaazieeeeee a Lei Mr Duncun.

[Evilsork]

i cant fight lesson twenty eight

[moongoddess1978]

Wow, I learned some new words here, I think a few of these terms are British...

[cristiandine]

cannot thank you enough,Mistreduncan,for your patience to build confidence in us all.And hat off for your professionalism and fun way to teach us!Gratefully yours,Cristian from Romania.

[PCMARCK]

i learn whit you very nice you are the best teacher

good look

since mexico

[promises82]

thx very much

[kapiszonowa]

I know few good jokes...:)

[nandox200x]

all your video so good misterduncam

[juceibbe]

hi misterduncan i'm learning english with you thanks for this classes they are so good thank again ta-ta for now

[dausela]

Hai Mr.Duncan..are u ok?i..hope so. are u happy? i..hope so..well thanks a lot for your teaching lessons..they're really great and exciting.lot of love from Malaysia

[21bipasha]

a special hello from Moldova ))))

[Roaming72]

Hi Misterduncan, Thanks for your great efforts, I love telling jokes and you gave me a new one.

Amr.

[sufyanheet]

Thank u Mr.Dunkan.

I relly enjoyed in your lessons.

I am from Iraq.

[ninikus18]

thanx from Georgia!

[claudiadriana2007]

crazy... nice claudia

[abboody73]

what a mazing lesson ! thank u very much u r a great one. Ali _ Jordan

[Shabdlme]

ThanX Misterduncan

Special hello from kuwait to U

[ermolinskaya]

Special hello from Russia :-)

[ZOTOBICRBOT]

Hello everybody from MEXICO CITY

[cazzandra86]

five star, no doubt.. just an appoint: Sicily is NOT a country on by his own, it's a part of italy!

[duncaninchina]

Yes I'm aware of that, but when my students write to me from there, they usually ask me to say a special hello to Sicily. So that is what I did. 8-))

(Misterduncan)

[JucyBaoNVSK]

Thank you so much Misterducan, I really enjoyed it! I'm from Vietnam! You are the most lovely man in the world!^^

[taganka1975]

Thank you very much, MrDunkan. We in Russia love your funny lesson=)

[victorguitarrista]

Hey Misterduncan, i am so pleased and grateful to watch ur lessons day by day, 'cause i am never tired to say thank u so much from the brazilians living in the Washington DC in USA =)

[alisenchik1]

Hello! I'm from Russia. The lessons are very useful. But most of all i like to hear english pronunciation. Incredible!

[LongLiveKurdistan]

Hello mister Duncan, and thank you very much..I am a girl from KURDISTAN !!!

[birdy951]

hyy every body......P

[putraind77]

i always follow all of your lessons Mr. Duncan.

Thanks a lot.

Your new student in Indonesia.

[miss1angel1]

soo funny i like you misterduncan

all your video are useful .and im from morroco .thks for all

[ouadie18]

Hi angel1,r u a teacher?

[MrEnglishlover]

i like joking , and i have sense humour ... but ur english learnig is based fun and enjoyble .. bye bye for noe from somalia ...

[demlanhva]

your presented is very useful

[ahmedmaoulida]

i'm ahmed from comoros.i am so grateful to you for that you have done for us,i'd like to express my thanks but i could not think of the best word thanks a bundle

[ouadie18]

Hi from Morocco,don't know how to thank you.you are great.

[HANDSONHEART]

"Hola" from Bogotá (Colombia - South America)

Thanks for the very fun english lessons!

A. FELIPE

[subhashis26]

thank you very much Mister Duncan. am from INDIA.... your lesson is realy very good & its help me too.......

[tagrabo]

thank you very much

you did talk about your friends in Brazil.

I'm brazilian

[tagrabo]

thank you very much

you did talk about you friends in Brazil.

I'm brazilian

[3480]

Thanks a lot MisterDuncan!!

The world of English is a fun and an exciting place to be!

Many thanks again!

Bye from Italy

[kivancsikisbeka]

Thank You Mister Duncan!

Your videos are very helpful.

I am watching you from Lithuania! Thanx again!

[butcherus13]

Having a talk about humour, I'd like to tell all of you one funny verse which is called "What's happend?":

An accident happened to my brother Jim.

Somebody threw a tomato at him.

Tomatoes are juicy, they can't hurt the skin...

But this one was specially packed in a tin. :)

Thank you, Mr. Duncan!

From Russia With Love! ;))

Have fun, everybody!!!

[presarioM200]

thx 4 ur lesson!! i juz accidentally found out ur channel, i think ill stick here 4 long. You might travel alot, rite?? heres the idea, why dont u make eng lesson about culture or people u met in the country u been to. For instant: Vietnam, my coutry.

[sudamail10]

hello Mr, really I am so glad to join you, your lessons are good and I will go ahead with you

yours Mohammad -

Sudan

[confraternidad20]

COLOMBIA!!!!

[IndRock01]

Thanks Mr. Duncan...u r awesome.....

[konstavv]

thanks for lessons from russinans in Finland. ;)

[hthinhst]

How funny you are! Thanks for a bundle from VietNam

[Stellastella1000]

Nice lesson! Anyway, I'm from Sicily and I want to make the point that Sicily is an Italian region.

Ta-Ta from Cristina!

[miscontrasenas]

Hello Mister Duncan, thanks for saying hello to colombian people.

[galaxymkh]

hi mr duncan i'm mostafa from egypt i learn alot from your vidio lessons thanks for u my best teacher

[wotiniano1000]

PERU

[goodbother]

Hello Mister Duncan!

I am very enjoing your lessons! And I wish you to be happy! I watch your lessons when I am bored, and any time! Your lessons make me really happy.

So I again wish you to be really happy and have a good sense of humour.

Bye-bye!

[punkrock0love]

You forgot Holland. :P

[robsondonizete]

I like so much your videos.

I have very difficult to listen english but I think that your lessons they are exellents! Sorry because my English Its not very good yet!

[glassrose9785]

I love your clips, they are wonderful, thanks alot!

[oeriko118]

i come from Argentina Misterducan

i lovv ur lessonss~~!!!

[wanasnan]

It's you, Mr. Duncan, the one who make me laugh and learn at the same time. 8-))

[rebeccabecky86]

really great...india

[shwani1]

mister duncon is HILLAIRIOUS!!

[Dianaysela]

Mr Duncan I am diana from Mexico .

I am gald to learn with you English lessons.

I appreciate your help so much!!

[yndara777]

hii mister duncan i am from peru

thanks for your greetings

[Josjop]

Hi Mister Duncan!

Firstly, if i commit any mistakes (and i will commit), please, forgive me! I'm learning.

I from Brazil, São Paulo. I studied linguistics (portuguese)/neurolinguistics and have a long time i search a course of english. I found!!! I would like write any things about this, but my english is poor, yet!

[alexxander1924]

Thanx Mr Duncan for your lessons...you are very nice and you are a good teacher...THANKS!... hello from Mexico!

[bachert2008]

and thanks Viet Nam

[vzapoi]

thanks from russia

[buza2037]

Ta~ from New Zealand.

I work as a nurse in NZ, originally from Korea.

I still need to learn English and your videos are jolly helpful.^^

[jedollz]

you forgot philippines sir...

[jedollz]

cheers!!! from philippines..

[nandinerdene1]

cheers from Mongolia.

[melvin13101981]

Hi again MisterDuncan, I like a lot your lessons, I am in Nicaraggua, this is a Contry in Central America

Thank you So much.

[Krisztinaxyz]

and Hungaryyy :D

[zene1000]

Hello MisterDuncan, this is my joke 4 you:

The bunny went on the brink of forest and fallen :-) By PeterHungary

[maikdiamond]

thank you from greece

[ibokh83]

i love you Mr. Duncan you are amazing man

[ngochuyen1987]

Nin hao! Duncan xiansheng! Wo hen xihuan nin! Nin shuo Hanyu ye hen lihai, wo zheme xiwang :D

[abdo9086]

hi again

in 4:42 ; is it their jokes or his jokes

[abdo9086]

i mister duncan

a special hello from Morocco

thanks for your great sense of humour

[AriTopham]

you ve forgotten argentina mr good teacher funny duncan. please elaborate a video regarding ships, vessel and boats. Certainly you ll do very amusing and i ll really appreciate it !!! i realize you are on the run and ever creating!!!

[szlamx]

Well, you'r not English.

[ngochuyen1987]

Why did you say so? I strongly believe that Mister Duncan is English. Plz make your idea more convincing!

[szlamx]

I think he is mocking the British accent. I suspect he is American.

[atzeundfatzge]

why do u think ?

the american accent is hard to understand for europeans/germans like me ^^

[berkotropia]

Hi Mr Duncan! I'm Thomas from Hungary....

...Do you know where my country is? I hope so.

Are you all right, anyway? I hope so.

Are you happy? I hope so?

Are you planning to do funny videos like this for a long time? I hope so.

Do you know that lots of people like your videos? I hope so.

Good bye Mr Duncan...All the best......

......Have you read this text message? I hope so.

[duncaninchina]

I have read it... 8-))

I will make these video lessons for

as long as you all want to watch them.

Ta-ta for now!

(Misterduncan)

[ngochuyen1987]

Hi Mr. Thomas!

Are you happy with Mr. Duncan's reply? I hope so.

Do you know that your country is very nice and people all over the world wish to go there? I hope so.

Will you visit my page and we can make friend? I LOVE so ;-)

Best wishes,

[maritkaaaaaaaaaa]

Hi my Polish firend "ziutexplay" :)

You are absolutely right!!!!

This teacher's lessons are the best!!!

best wishes from Poland!

Marysia

[ziutexplay]

I hope you know you are the best teacher in english all over the world!!

kisses from Poland ;-D

I am from Greece and i watched your lessons too, but i think you forgo